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Wi-Fi Gets Multi-Gigabit, Multi-User Boost With Upgrades To 802.11ac (arstechnica.com)

The Wi-Fi Alliance has announced its certification program for IEEE 802.11ac Wave 2, a technology that has been around on the market for more than a year. Wave 2 can deliver up to 6.8Gbps and lets an access point interact with more than one device at a time. Wave 2 features MIMO (or MU-MIMO) which improves the MIMO technology that lets Wi-FI transmit over more than one stream through the air. Wave 2 standard utilizes channels up to 160MHz wide (up from 80MHz channels available with Wave 1). It also creates more spatial streams and uses spectrum more efficiently, the industry group said on Wednesday. Ars Technica adds:On top of MU-MIMO, wider channels, and more streams, the Wi-Fi Alliance says Wave 2 features now being certified bring "support for a greater number of available channels in 5GHz," a change that "makes more efficient use of available spectrum and reduces interference and congestion by minimizing the number of networks operating on overlapping channels." You may have already noticed routers supporting some of these features, since the specification details have been available for a few years. In fact, routers with MU-MIMO started appearing in July 2014, and you can find routers that use 160MHz channels. The certification program takes a while to catch up with real-world implementations, but it ensures compatibility between devices and may spur faster adoption by vendors. End-user devices such as phones, tablets, and laptops must also be updated to take advantage of new features such as MU-MIMO.

74 comments

  1. WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And my ISP (AT&T) can only give me 1.5Mbps. I can get more if I pay 3x as much and go with Concast.

    Anyway, this would be like hooking up a firehose to my house and using it as my garden hose.

    1. Re:WOW! by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      god i bet you're still on IFITL fiber.

    2. Re:WOW! by epyT-R · · Score: 0

      Time to get a different isp...or move if you can't.

    3. Re:WOW! by danbert8 · · Score: 0

      Meh, if you live in an urban setting the 50 assholes who live within wifi range and use a 40MHz channel width because they don't know what they are doing you'll get shit speed and connection anyway due to the interference.

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    4. Re:WOW! by sirber · · Score: 2

      Meh, if you live in an urban setting the 50 assholes who live within wifi range and use a 40MHz channel width because they don't know what they are doing you'll get shit speed and connection anyway due to the interference.

      That is true on 2.4GHz. AC uses 5GHz. More channels, less people.

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    5. Re:WOW! by lw54 · · Score: 2

      Actually if the standard garden hose in the US of 5/8" diameter represented 1.5Mb, assuming an equal rate of flow, I believe the 6.8Gb in 802.11ac Wave 2 would be represented by a pipe 60" in diameter.

    6. Re:WOW! by dfghjk · · Score: 0

      You might want to rethink that calculation, genius.

    7. Re:WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fewer people. Less range (which is one reason there are fewer people in range). Still better: Gigabit-Ethernet.

    8. Re:WOW! by known_coward_69 · · Score: 2

      i use 60MHz you insensitive clod

    9. Re:WOW! by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

      maybe you should buy a house close to civilization?

    10. Re:WOW! by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      6800 / 1.5 is 4533. .625 inch pipe. = 2833.33333333 inches expanded to ratio. So that's actually a 236 foot wide pipe.

    11. Re:WOW! by butchersong · · Score: 1

      Build a death ray from an old microwave and disrupt their wifi exacting your revenge?

    12. Re:WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I work it out as a shade over 42 inches (diameter). Although maybe the orginal calculation assumed a 60" bundle of 5/8" tubes and was allowing for wall thickness.

      Either way, me want.

    13. Re:WOW! by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      So what would people do if they knew what to do? Would they hold a planning/coordination meeting where each neighbour gets assigned a channel, or what?

    14. Re:WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      6800 / 1.5 is 4533. .625 inch pipe. = 2833.33333333 inches expanded to ratio. So that's actually a 236 foot wide pipe.

      Everyone else it talking about round pipes. Your pipe is 5/8 inch talk and 236 feet wide.

    15. Re:WOW! by skids · · Score: 2

      It's about to be true for 5GHz as well, with Wave 2. The "Extended 5 GHz channel support" feature they are touting is carefully worded to whitewash the fact that 160MHz channels ruin channel plans by reducing the number of available non-interfering channels down to (with new FCC regulations) 4, only one more than 2.5GHz. Of course, nobody will be bonding 320G channel groups, so at least there won't be that part of the problem, and the additional channels are certainly welcome for 80MHz purposes, bringing the number up from 5 to 9. And 4 channels is certainly topologically much more than 33% better than 3 channels. It is a big relief that wave 2 didn't have to roll in on a 2 channel plan.

      Wave 1 did indeed encourage device makers to actually put the 5GHz antennas back in, and wave 2 certification would encourage them not to leave any channels out (a.k.a. the "crummy hardware is why you cannot use 144 in a BYOD channel plan even though most systems support it" problem) and you don't *have* to turn on 80MHz, so there is some benefit to wave 2. Just, the hazard that prosumer equipment will come configured out of the box to run 160 puts us in a 4 channel universe when you don't have the authority to control spectrum use in a premises. Fortunately the standard also has some better avoidance/graceful-downgrade paths, whose full functionality I certainly hope are *required* for certification.

    16. Re:WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      GigE- perfect for the mobile crowd...

    17. Re:WOW! by Phreakiture · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, that was a nice, easy solution, now wasn't it? I'm so glad you were able to come up with such a simple and obvious fix!

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    18. Re:WOW! by mattventura · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True, but keep in mind that what matters is not just bandwidth, but bandwidth*time. If you have 100Mhz of spectrum to use, and user A and user B each get 50Mhz, let's say this gives them each 50mb/s of bandwidth. But if we let them both use all 100Mhz, then they each get 100mb/s peak bandwidth, while still having ~50mb/s each if it's congested. So if each of them has a fixed amount of data that they want to transfer, they use the same bandwidth*time as before. It only becomes a problem if you have a bandwidth hog who will use any available bandwidth you give them.

    19. Re:WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's wrong. I came up with 233 degrees Kelvin. That works out to around 3.2 acres for you metric people, and 85.67 Euros for the USA.

    20. Re:WOW! by rossdee · · Score: 0

      "That's wrong. I came up with 233 degrees Kelvin. "

      Water doesn't flow at 233 degrees Kelvin, no matter how thick your pipe is

    21. Re:WOW! by neo00 · · Score: 1

      6800 / 1.5 is 4533. .625 inch pipe. = 2833.33333333 inches expanded to ratio.

      Actually a 4533 ratio of hose cross-section area is equivalent to sqrt(4533) = 67.3 of diameter ratio. Therefore the 6.8Gbps hose would be 67.3 * 0.625 =~ 42 inches wide. Not very far from GP's estimate.

    22. Re:WOW! by evilviper · · Score: 2

      my ISP (AT&T) can only give me 1.5Mbps. [...] this would be like hooking up a firehose to my house and using it as my garden hose.

      There were LANs before there was even internet access! Companies pay big money to upgrade their LANs (and WiLANs) even as their internet speeds don't increase.

      If you've really got no use for it, no problem. Why you feel the need to announce it to a group of strangers is beyond my comprehension, but nevermind that. I can see millions of uses for it, even with slow internet speeds.

      For the average person, you'll probably also see much better speeds when you're out on the fringe of the signal area, than you would with slower implementations, making it usable a greater distance from the router.

      Plenty of people have DVRs, movie libraries, HDHomeRuns, and similar, where higher speeds would greatly help them view movies on their phones/tablets/rokus/etc.

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    23. Re:WOW! by skids · · Score: 2

      There is some benefit to contention issues from packets taking a smaller time. However, peak bandwidth is mostly worthless (as well as rarely achieved in RF) when put shoulder to shoulder with latency and packet loss. Which is why 11ac has fallback provisions for reducing the bandwidth, cutting slices out of channels to deal with interference. When you have a residential area where spectrum is not planned, or not enough staff/money to throw at really tuning things, contention mechanisms won't always work due to hidden nodes/APs Really the "160Mbps" is mostly a selling point for PHBs. Personally if they can get away with it, I can totally see network admins only turning on 160MHz channels near the CIO's office and the meeting rooms were they go the most, There are plenty of nice features in wave 2 which make it desireable to have (in about 5-10 years depending on the age of your client mix), 160MHz channels are not one of them.

    24. Re:WOW! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3

      It does if the pressure is sufficiently low.

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    25. Re:WOW! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Faster transfers between my laptop and the NAS that hosts the backups are always appreciated. If I don't need to plug in a cable, then that means that my backups are going to happen more frequently.

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    26. Re:WOW! by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      At least use the 20Mhz channel width that allows for 3 non-interfering channels. But yes, a planning meeting would be good. Maybe coordinate to buy a gigabit fiber connection and share it.

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    27. Re:WOW! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I've found the only way I can use 2.4GHz where I live is to flood a band all day with netcat from /dev/random. Eventually the firmware in other devices moves away from that channel, or the owner manually reconfigures, leaving it free for me.

      I haven't had to bother for years because 5GHz is relatively clear, but it's slowly starting to fill up for shitty ISP supplied hardware.

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    28. Re:WOW! by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      Oh, look at the chickenshit AC too afraid to even attach a pseudonym to his post. Fuck you.

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  2. moo-mimo by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

    I am now going to spend the rest of the day muttering moo-mimo under my breath....

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    1. Re:moo-mimo by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      You can now write a web page about it using Emacs' MuMaMo package.

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  3. Chief Wiggum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > "Wave 2 features MIMO (or MU-MIMO)..."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBrk4v8UrFw

    1. Re:Chief Wiggum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am holding out for MU-MOO-MOOMINS technology *waves*

    2. Re:Chief Wiggum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing.

    3. Re:Chief Wiggum by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      When Grandma gets it, ti becomes My Meemaw's MU-MIMO.

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  4. Laws of physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is there anybody knowledgeable that can explain how a a wi-fi channel with bandwidths in the tens of MHz can deliver 6.8 Gbps? Even with MIMO, I feel like that shouldn't be possible (unless maybe they are talking about the 60 GHz band). Did they change the modulation to some crazy scheme?

    1. Re:Laws of physics? by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Nyquist limit only applies to amplitude encoding. Higher bitrates can be achieved by encoding information via attributes like phase as well, which should get you up to 16 times the bit rate. Not sure what the actual bandwidth of a WiFi channel is, there may be some overlap between adjacent channels.

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    2. Re:Laws of physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One of the articles explains it in layman's terms: 802.11ac Wave 1 does 433Mbps with 80MHz channels. That's more than 5 bits per Hz, so this is obviously a fair weather optimum when SNR is excellent. Anyway, Wave 2 doubles the channel bandwidth to 160MHz and supports 4 spatial streams, so if you assume that you can get high SNR on 160MHz channels and have four completely non-interfering spatial streams, you get 433Mbps*2*4=3.4Gbps. The specification is supposed to go up to 8 spatial streams, but they're not there yet. TL;DR: It's a theoretical maximum that you won't ever see in real life, not even if you account for the gross vs. net bitrate difference.

    3. Re:Laws of physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Adding phase only doubles the bandwidth.

      However, with high signal to noise ratio you can encode the amplitude (as well as phase) in high precision and use that to push more bits. Without noise, there would be no limit on how much data you can push through even the narrowest bands.

    4. Re:Laws of physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Adding phase only doubles the bandwidth.

      Many years back I read about a fiber optic tech that had 256 phases of light, allowing 256 separate channels to be simply multiplexed with some optical filters. I assume this same method applies to all EM, not just visible light.

    5. Re:Laws of physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When CDMA came out a long while back, information theorists called it blackmagic. They thought it was physically impossible and figured they were being hoodwinked during the demos. We now have tech much better than CDMA.

    6. Re:Laws of physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cannot multiplex phases like that, especially if you are already taking advantage of different amplitudes. See, a 45 degree phase is _identical_ to sqrt(0.5) times the sum of 0 degree phase and 90 degree phase.

      With 256 different frequencies it is possible, however. You could also transmit one of 256 possible values with 16x16 QAM, but that's a far cry from 256 actual binary signals, which would give not 256 but 2^256 possible values.

  5. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since I am literally 0.5 meters from my HP Procurve managed switch with a nice Cat6 cable, what problems can this solve for me?

    1. Re:Great! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      The "tripping over the cable" problem?

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    2. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0.5 meter or less and fixed under a table? How so?

    3. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "I'd like to get internet access on this device which has no ethernet port" problem? The "I'd like to have internet access while further than .5 m from my desk in my mom's basement" problem?

    4. Re: Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of your sister why she gives you head under the table. She doesn't want cables bumping her pony tail as she goes up and down on ur shaft, however small the displacement.

  6. Gee thanks by Locke2005 · · Score: 2

    Thanks for the reminder that I screwed myself by getting an integrated cable modem/802.11ac router. Meaning the router is controlled by Comcast. Meaning the firmware cannot be upgraded. Ever.

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    1. Re:Gee thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dump the crapcast equipment and buy your own. I did it a few years ago and never looked back

    2. Re:Gee thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sucks. I can't wait until the updated firmware comes out for mine. I hear that on some models, not only does it unlock 160 MHz channels, but it even doubles the amount of installed RAM and adds a monitor.

      Sucks that you can't update your firmware. Now you'll never get these features.

    3. Re:Gee thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make great guest networks...and that's about it... as I would NEVER allow an ISP to manage a device that all my sensitive devices communicate over... never ever...

    4. Re:Gee thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can disable the wireless on the modem/router and plug your own router in with a gigabit ethernet cable. That's what I did with mine. My internal network is fast, and Comcast never sees anything but my external internet traffic (which at a much slower 100 Mbps).

    5. Re:Gee thanks by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Is there anything that says you have to use their wireless router? Why not just have it serve as a router to a wireless router you buy yourself? That way you can have all of your own machines connect to your own private network on a router that you can control and a firewall you can configure. If Comcast wants to have a public wireless access point then it will be completely separate from your stuff (or at least safer). All that it would look like to them would be a single PC connected to their integrated modem/router with nothing using the wireless.

    6. Re:Gee thanks by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Just don't by Netgear (unless you want it to be a botnode)

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    7. Re:Gee thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen people in Manhattan paying a $5/month rental fee to the cable company (time warner) for the privilege of Wifi.
      Granted, it's inclusive of the 5ghz band, which somehow still eludes the cheap brick/mortar N routers ($40 - $70) and continues to be absent from the cheaper smartphones and laptops. I am offended that the people I've mentioned this to, while having their own, upgradable Wifi routers, were pressured by the cable upgrader (hmm, maybe he said nothing...) for what is basically like a remote-control fee that they feel is inconvenient to get back to normal... and worth spending $70/year instead of having ME fix it. Eternal september...

    8. Re:Gee thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bridge it.

    9. Re:Gee thanks by guacamole · · Score: 1

      That shouldn't be a problem. Simply turn off the wi-fi radios on the router, but leave DHCP and other services on (usually, there is no way to turn off those anyways), then setup your new wi-fi router as strictly an access point rather than a router. There is like a million tutorials out there. E.g.

      http://www.speedguide.net/arti...

  7. Software-only change or new hardware? by swb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is this the kind of thing where most wave 1 devices can be software upgraded to wave 2 devices? Or is it yet another case of tossing out the silicon?

    I would guess the glowing vendor support for this on one of TFS links would lead me to believe this will require new hardware.

    From an AP support perspective, it really is annoying to have so many active fucking client standards to support. All the gee-whiz latest features are marginal benefits when half the spectrum is used by brain damaged clients vomiting all over the spectrum using old standards.

    1. Re:Software-only change or new hardware? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 2

      The announcement talked about certain chipsets being certified so it looks like it's new hardware. But some have been out for a little but so if you bought a top end wireless router recently you might be in luck.

  8. Of coarse! by AlanBDee · · Score: 2

    You mean to tell me that all the Ethernet cable I just finished running through my house is pointless.

    Dammit!

    1. Re:Of coarse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not at all, put a few clients onto the network and watch it come to a crawl over wifi. At least with Ethernet you can aggregate ports for more concurrent bandwidth.

    2. Re:Of coarse! by chipperdog · · Score: 1

      your ethernet cable/fiber won't get congested with all your neighbor's traffic, so it's throughput and latency will be consistent

    3. Re:Of coarse! by klui · · Score: 2

      Ethernet is not half duplex has less overhead. And if OP installed Cat6 those cables will most likely support 10 Gbps for short distances common in the home or 5 Gbps N-baseT.

    4. Re:Of coarse! by guacamole · · Score: 1

      You gotta be kidding. I have a 1200Mbps (AC1200, three streams) 802.11ac wireless network, and the fastest file transfer I have seen between two computers in the same living room was about 20MB/second using Windows file transfer (the PCs has 2-stream AC900 802.11ac cards). As soon as I leave the room, the file transfer speed gets down to about 100Mbps ethernet. Your gigabit Ethernet will still be faster than any wi-fi implementations for years to come.

  9. More spectrum! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great news! Scientists have found a way make routers modulate information in the x-ray and gamma spectrum. Due to the wavelength this permits incredible transmission speeds in excess of terabits/sec.

    Slight downside: You get cancer.

    1. Re:More spectrum! by ipb · · Score: 1

      And a range of 10 centimeters.

  10. Promises, promises by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

    So does this mean it will finally stream video as well as 100mb hard-wired Ethernet?

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    1. Re:Promises, promises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because the packet success rate is still too low.

    2. Re:Promises, promises by guacamole · · Score: 1

      I would say yes. I have a 802.11ac wireless network using a 3-stream router (AC1200) and a bunch of AC900 clients (2-stream 802.11ac) using 80MHz wide channel, and I am seeing wireless transfer file speeds of about 20MB/second if both computers are in the same living room with the access point. So that's already faster than 100Mbps Ethernet.

      If I go to the second floor, then depending on time of the day, the windows file transfers can drop down to 5-10MB/second (I suppose it's thanks to interference from neighbors). So yes, 802.11ac at the right distances can give you performance better than 100Mbps ethernet, but the sad thing is that 100Mbps is very slow this day and age. I often move 10-20GB files between machines, and these speeds don't always cut it. Sadly, 802.11ac is still far behind what you can get from a wired gigabit ethernet.

  11. Gig a what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I really need is 2 megabits a second full-duplex, 60 mile range, with 3 of 4 forward error correction, fail-cleanly, and 80% connection reliability.

  12. Yawn by TheLink · · Score: 1

    So when are we going to get this: https://threatpost.com/ibm-unv...

    I mean it's not like I've been waiting or asking for it for years: https://it.slashdot.org/commen...
    https://mobile.slashdot.org/co...

    Shared key WPA2 means that anyone who knows the shared key can decrypt other people's traffic if they managed to sniff the 4-way handshake messages:
    https://mrncciew.com/2014/08/1...
    http://www.howtogeek.com/20433...

    It's true using WiFi means you still have to trust the entity providing it, but that's the same with a wired network or using an ISP.

    To those who say "use VPNs" I'd say:
    1) Defense in depth
    2) that's a different layer - just because you can workaround a broken layer doesn't mean the broken layer isn't broken. The fact is the layer already has encryption but it has a broken implementation which can be improved.

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  13. Spatial Diversity by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    With more than (two? three?) antennas there are some issues that keep you from synthesizing and extracting as many completely independent channels as there are antennas at the end with the fewer antennas, but it approaches that.

    Also: If you've got one central site (like a hotspot or cell tower or coherent array of them) with a lot of antennas and a number of remote devices with only one or a few, you can do things like "steerable null" - computing waveforms that send signals to several remote sites arranged so that each "can't hear" the signals intended for the others. (You make the others maximally quiet, rather than his maximally loud, because the ones intended for others are "noise" and its the ratio of signal to noise that matters.) Your multi-antenna remotes can also get multiple re-uses of the bandwidth and your single-antenna remotes a signle use of the bandwidth - but the cancellation on the multi-antenna remotes isn't quite as good, so it's another case of you can't quite get to data rates equivalent to the ideal of M antennas at the central and a sum of M antennas at the remotes giving you M complete re-uses of the spectrum.

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  14. Re:Spatial Diversity: First part that got cut off by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Lost the start of that, trying to recover . Quick summary.

    Imagine a flickering-LED optical transmitter on the side of one hill, and (instead of an optic fiber to a receiver) a telescope pointed at it with a photodiode at the corresponding point of the image. The Nyquist limit applies to the amount of data you can send that way (and forward-error-correction coding schemes exist that approach the maximum theoretical bitrate).

    Now imagine a billboard on the hill, with an array of flickering-LED optical transmitters, and an array of photodiode receivers at the telescope image plane. The individual signals are flying through the same space and separated by their direction of flight. The Nyquist limit applies to each of these links, but if the optics are good, the aperture large enough, and the air is not dusty, foggy, or the signal so strong it starts ionizing things, the signals don't mix enough to raise each other's noise level. So with N signals you can get up to N times the data rate. (If the separation isn't perfect you get less than Nx because of some of the signals appearing as a noise in the reception of others.)

    At any cross-section of the path from the billboard to the telescope, the light is the sum of the light from all of the transmitters. The direction of flight of each individual signal is represented by the way the phase of its contribution changes from point to point across this cross-section. The telescope samples a cross section and the optics "computes" the separation of the beams, bringing each to a focus on a different receiver.

    With MIMO the transmitting station does something approximately like synthesizing the signals at several points on such a cross-section and pushing each out through a separate antenna located appropriately. Meanwhile the receiving station does something like sampling several points on the cross-section and computing the separation of the individual flying-slightly-different-directions signals.

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