AngelList Acquires Product Hunt (fortune.com)
Product Hunt, an online community of tech product enthusiasts, is no longer going at it alone. The three-year-old San Francisco startup said Thursday it is being acquired by AngelList, a popular crowdfunding platform for startups and angel investors. From a report on Fortune: Though Product Hunt is still a very young startup, it's not hard to see why it made the move to sell to AngelList. Product Hunt debuted three years ago, almost to the day-- founder Ryan Hoover and a friend, Nathan Bashaw, put together the original version of the website during the Thanksgiving weekend. Hoover had initially experimented with sharing apps and other tech products with a small group of friends via email newsletters. The site quickly grew in reputation among Silicon Valley insiders and tech enthusiasts everywhere as a place to share and find new or interesting apps, gadgets, and tech tools. It even had a small job board, which was Product Hunt's first source of revenue. Product Hunt also said it will continue to operate independently.
The other day I was lying in bed thinking about Product Hunt's future. It caused me great distress, so much so, that even a warm glass of milk could not calm my frayed nerves.
This brings me great joy, not just on a personal level, but also on a spiritual level knowing that the few folks who created a web site out of a bunch of public code, can now retire wealthy without accomplishing much. They truly deserve it and have now set the bar to a standard that few of us will be able to reach.
So they sold it out.
Up next, we’ll likely to see a big push into monetization from Product Hunt. The startup recently began to dabble with revenue models, such as making it easier for visitors to purchase products they find on the site and taking a small cut from the proceeds.
To date, Product Hunt has raised roughly $7.2 million in funding from investors including Andreessen Horowitz, Greylock Partners, and Ashton Kutcher’s A-Grade Investments.
They don't have any real idea how to make money, but they still got $7.2 million. And the ideas they do have are totally lame.
I guess you gotta be out there to get suckers like that.
In other important news, I heard the local sewage plant is shutting down a valve for cleanup.
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Maybe I've been living under a rock (shut up, it's a comfortable rock!), but I have not heard of either of these two companies so... why should I care?
>>"Hoover had initially experimenting with sharing apps..." >>"Product Hunt also said it will continue to operate idependently." .... just pointing those out.
It's to give us geeks hope that we too can have some lameass idea, get millions in funding from Silicon Valley retards - I mean VCs - and then start another lame ass startup and even more money because we have a "track record".
Good grief! When I was in front of investors here in Atlanta, I had 5 minutes to sell my idea and I had to answer THE question: "How are you going to drive revenues?"
If I said I was going to dabble with ideas or take a commission from web sales, they'd just say, "Thank you for coming in. We have your contact information. Next!" and never hear from them.
AngelHunt? Sounds like the name of a pedo website...
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Product Hut?
Who....???????
The summary should explain exactly who the fuck these entities are, and exactly why I should care about them.
Who the fuck are these sites???
SomeCompanyINeverHeardOf acquired SomeOtherCompanyFromWhoKnowsWhere for $LudicrousAmount to do SomethingCompletelyForeignToMe so that I am completely jealous that I didn't think of it first.
Product Hunt, an online community of tech product enthusiasts, is no longer going at it alone. The three-year-old San Francisco startup said Thursday it is being acquired by AngelList,
No. Product Hunt, a web startup, is no longer going at it alone. Its community is probably hoping it doesn't get shit upon by AngelList. Acquiring a community is what you call it when you enslave a whole village at once.
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