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UK 4G Coverage Worse Than In Romania and Peru, Watchdog Finds (theguardian.com)

Britain's National Infrastructure Commission has said in a major new report that the country's mobile phone coverage is worse than that in Albania, Panama, Peru and Romania, as users are able to connect to the internet barely half the time. The report also found that the country's data volumes are four to five times less than the U.S. and Japan. The Guardian reports: The commission, chaired by Andrew Adonis, the crossbench peer and former Labour minister, said the government must now ensure that the next generation of 5G spectrum does not have the failures that dog 4G coverage. "Britain is 54th in the world for 4G coverage, and the typical user can only access 4G barely half the time," Adonis said. "Our 4G network is worse than Romania and Albania, Panama and Peru. Our roads and railways can feel like digital deserts and even our city centers are plagued by not spots where connectivity is impossible. That isn't just frustrating, it is increasingly holding British business back as more and more of our economy requires a connected workforce." In a list of recommendations, it argued there should be a new dedicated cabinet minister in charge of the UK's digital future, ensuring mobile connectivity is competitive with the rest of the world. On top of that, it called for ministers and Ofcom, the media regulator, to work together to ensure a set of standards known as a universal service obligation no later than 2025. The crucial priorities for coverage are key rail routes, major roads such as motorways and all towns and cities, Adonis said.

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  1. Hey let's keep going... by Cryacin · · Score: 2, Funny

    UK Worse than in Romania and Peru, Watchdog finds.
    Service =
    Healthcare
    Public Transport
    Education
    Basic Reading Skills
    Xenophobia
    Distrust in political system

    Shall we make this a game?

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    1. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Public transport in UK?

      What's that? We haven't had any kind of this "public transport" thing in decades.

    2. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the parliament that abolished themselves and 10 years later passed the super-snooper charter.

      It's a quantum superposition of 1984 and Richard III.

    3. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      UK Worse than in Romania and Peru, Watchdog finds. Service = Healthcare Public Transport Education Basic Reading Skills Xenophobia Distrust in political system Shall we make this a game?

      Since the Brexit vote the UK is now one of Europes leading lights in Xenophobia :|

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    4. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      One should point out, whereas there is certainly room for criticism, Britain is better off than the US in every single one of those issues. Not that that is a great target to beat.

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    5. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Tx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's easy to take cheap shots at the UK over Brexit, however in reality the referendum result was about anti-EU sentiment and sovereignty rather than xenophobia. Sure, a small core of the Leave campaign and their supporters are pretty xenophobic, but that is not reflected amongst the population at large. That side of things was given far too much weight by the media and the Remain side, to the detriment of rational debate in the run up to the vote.

      The fact is that the UK is one of the least racist countries in Europe; we are far more multicultural and inclusive than the majority of EU states, and that's unlikely to change post-Brexit in my opinion. Regaining some degree of control over our borders removes the feeling that immigration is something being imposed on us by the EU, which is actually what people resent, not the immigration itself.

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    6. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      It's easy to take cheap shots at the UK over Brexit,

      I'm British! Who's taking cheap shots? In the aftermath of the Brexit Vote there was a very large surge in racist and racially motivated attacks and abuse with the EDL having a field day. The problems that bad that for the first time since WWII the British Government has had to ban a white supremacist group. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-3...

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    7. Re:Hey let's keep going... by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Very large surge? You mean like a few isolated incidents? Give us all a break.

    8. Re:Hey let's keep going... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm also British, and while a lot of racists have taken the leave vote to be a license to come out of the closet, a lot of people who voted to leave are simply fed up with the status quo. Look at the map of voters: in places with strong economies, the vote was for remain, in places with large amounts of poverty the vote was to leave. The core issue is that a significant percentage of the population is fed up with constantly being shafted by those in power. The only tragedy is that they decided to rebel by voting to give more power to the people responsible for those policies.

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    9. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm British too and contest that I've witnessed a huge problem with xenophobia and this has largely been spurred on by the hate filled campaign which the leave side promoted. Brexit was a national embarrassment not just because of the vote but largely due to the awful conduct of leave supporters and the constant lies in the press which whilst they did go both ways were hugely weighted towards voicing the opinions of the leave side.

    10. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. brits should deport all islamists back to shitholes and nuke.
      2. brits are covered by a giant royal pussy that interferes with transmission.

    11. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Tx · · Score: 2

      Apologies for assuming you were not a fellow Brit then. Sure, some of the racist groups took the Brexit vote as a boost for them, and got temporarily riled up, but I maintain that that isn't reflective of the population at large. Look around Europe; in France, you have a very high likelihood of Le Pen getting into the second round of the Presidential election (and given recent electoral surprises, I wouldn't rule out a win), you have the AFD making huge gains in Germany, Geert Wilders party doing great in the Netherlands despite him being convicted for hate speech, the fortunately overturned election in Austria, etc etc. These are all overtly xenohpobic, and to a significant extent racist parties with wide popular support and real political power. No party with similar views has any significant political power or support here. UKIP is nowhere near as far right as all those guys, and they only have one single MP by defection. The political map speaks for itself.

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    12. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Sweden?

    13. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      In the aftermath of the Brexit Vote there was a very large surge in racist and racially motivated attacks

      Don't forget the number of groups you've had in the UK making false claims, and it was such a problem that at least one group was banned and refused funding as well. Just a FYI it was a muslim group making up crimes.

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    14. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Romania is one of the most advanced countries with regard to internet infrastructure. I'm paying 30 euros for a guaranteed 90/90 Mbit optical cable business connection, including 8 IPv4.

      Also IPv6 adoption advanced furthest, several of the solutions are being discussed internationally for wider adoption (don't ask me details, don't know much about it - but I'm a Romanian living in Germany with friends in tech management of one of the two largest Romanian providers).

    15. Re: Hey let's keep going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We,so you didn't live in an inner city area in the 1970's then ?
      Far more serious attacks in those days,just that A)people didn't report lots of attacks,B)the media didn't report them if they heard about them..
      Today,there are far less physical attacks on people,people still don't report most attacks to police,but will put up details on social media sites,so that it looks like more reports,but having lived through the 1970's in the same inner city area as now,I can tell you that there are far fewer attacks on people.
      I remember the crowds and groups of skinheads and bootboys who used to invade the town every other Saturday and at random times throughout the year..
      As other have pointed out,a lot of folk voted for brexit for other reasons other than xenophobia,I'm clinically xenophobic,I voted leave for two reasons,A) to stick two fingures up at the arrogant EU commission rtf and B) to shaft our own arrogant up politicos who have acted in such a treasonous way over the last 4 decades..
      There are many,many reasons why folk voted for brexit xenophobia was a minority one,just because you want something done about our open door immigration policy does not automatically make you a xenophobe,you may as well day that making a donation to the rspca means you support beastiality...

    16. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      That's almost exactly what happened here in the US with Trump. The rural voters who feel disenfranchised because all their factory jobs and such have moved offshore voted for someone who promised to bring them back, but instead he's now installing people who are going to implement policies which will just hurt them even more, and further increase the divide between the rich and poor.

    17. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So can you explain to me (as a fellow Brit) why the PM seems to insist that reducing immigration is the main non-negotiable aspect of Brexit, even if it means crashing the economy?

    18. Re:Hey let's keep going... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      The result was mostly about immigration and a bit of anti-intellectualism.

      The problem is twofold. First, we don't manage immigration properly. There are some acute problems due to immigration, but we could deal with them if there was the political will. Secondly, for decades certain parts of the media have been blaming immigrants for everything and fear-mongering like crazy. UKIP turned that into a political philosophy, and along with euroskeptics in his own party forced Cameron to have the referendum.

      The anti-intellectualism really got going with the referendum, but UKIP was feeding into it for years before. Facts and reason were saying that immigrants were not the reason it takes weeks to get a GP appointment or that houses are unaffordable, but the inescapable conclusion that flows from that is unpalatable too. It also makes people feel silly when they realize that they fell for the xenophobic, racist click-bait bullshit. So they reject it, and even the political establishment said it was okay to reject it. In a bizarre twist people thought they were sticking it to the intellectuals and the establishment by voting for people like Michael Gove, Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage.

      You are sort of correct. There is some doublethink going on. People seem to be fine with immigrants they know, who they see integrating and contributing. But they also think that the majority don't do that, and that there are vastly more of them than there really are. Try asking people what proportion of the population are immigrants. The average response I get is around 40%, while the real number is 13% which includes everyone born outside the UK, not just EU migrants.

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    19. Re:Hey let's keep going... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The freedom of movement within the EU also has some negative effects. Most people in the UK learn at least some either French or German at school, but often not to a standard required to work in either country, and even if they do then that's only one other country where they can work. Almost everyone in the EU learns enough English to work low-skill jobs in the UK. At the opposite end, most high-skill jobs in the EU only require English. This means that freedom of movement creates opportunities for the high-skill workers in the UK, but increases competition for the lower-skilled jobs. The better-off people have benefitted from the freedom of movement, but the worse-off have not (though the amount to which they've suffered from it has been exaggerated by certain parts of the media).

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    20. Re:Hey let's keep going... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      was about anti-EU sentiment and sovereignty rather than xenophobia

      LOL. Where'd you get that from, the Nigle Farage book of funny Brexit facts(1)?

      (1) Not actually facts

    21. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Teun · · Score: 1
      An interesting look at the option re. language skills and I can see some truth in it.
      At the same time I see the weakness of the British system, problems like lack of skills or pressure on the lower wages due to foreign cheap labour are not addressed by the national politicians but instead they blame others like Brussels, the Poles etc.

      In other words, British press and politics jointly continue on the same path of deception they have been on since even before the days of Maggie Thatcher.

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    22. Re:Hey let's keep going... by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Well I barely have any non-white friends and one of the few I know was verbally assaulted in the street. Some people apparently thought that voting "out" meant we'd then immediately evict anyone who wasn't 7th generation British. Figures show something like a doubling of racially motivated attacks and that's the reported figures, like my friend I suspect most incidents went unreported.

      The Independent [1] reported a 3-fold increase between the days immediately after the referendum and the comparative dates in 2015. That seems like it qualifies as a very large surge [which thankfully doesn't appear to have been sustained].

      [1] http://www.independent.co.uk/n...

    23. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say the opposite.

      USA is obsessed with race, there are lunatics at both fringes, and it's constantly being brought up, It's the go-to connection to make when one wants to demonstrate something being unfair. The conversation is loud and in the open in the USA, but the UK sweeps it under the rug.

      I've had countless conversations with people in the UK who start out sounding reasonable but as soon as they think I might be sympathetic they break out the racist comments. It doesn't usually take long before they'll open with something they think they can get away with, so what they think in private is likely far more extreme.

      I'm not saying most people want to cause harm so much as they want to play in-groups, but the vector sum of all that negativity results in shitty decisions for the country, casts a pall over relations between otherwise reasonable people and stokes up sentiment in the lunatic fringes.

    24. Re:Hey let's keep going... by Ultimate+Statement · · Score: 1

      Peruvians are food champions, to each its own. And, were they considering the Andes as part of their coverage report? Possibly not, it would be ridiculous to compare basically a flat land (UK) against the massive challenge the Andes are. Say, who is looking for 4G coverage when they are in the himalayas? Also, Peru has dense rainforests with no roads and inaccessible places everywhere. Cell phone population does not justify investments in cell towers in the Andes or the amazon area. Enjoy the (radio) Silence.

    25. Re:Hey let's keep going... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I think you are right, it doesn't make sense. People fed up with the status quo voted for the political elite, old Etonian millionaires and career politicians. People wanting to take back control put May into the top job without so much as an election, and threw away their democratic control over things like employment rights. They said that they wanted to decide for themselves, but now businesses are lining up with their list of rights they want stripped away and the people have no say over it.

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    26. Re:Hey let's keep going... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's xenophobia and racism. Decades of certain parts of the media demonizing immigrants has conditioned people to respond negatively to them. It's not that they are full of real hate or anything, it's just that they are conditioned to think that way.

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    27. Re:Hey let's keep going... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It was the same with the electoral reform referendum: Do you want to keep our current crappy FPTP system, or do you want the worst of all of the proportional representation systems? A lot of people voted FPTP because they thought that it would be impossible to change the electoral system twice in a lifetime and they wanted something that was actually good. With the EU referendum, there were two bad choices: Do you want to keep the status quo, or do you want some unspecified other thing? The question boils down to 'are you doing pretty well at the moment?'

      I feel sorry for the people who voted leave because they were tired of special interest groups having too much control over the political system, only to see those same groups take control over the exit negotiations and having government funding cut in their already-empoverished communities to pay for it.

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  2. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Maybe another Brexit will solve the issue?

    1. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can call it the Brexitus as in Britain leaving from Britain.

    2. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Double Brexit. Not only leaving the EU, but leaving Europe too. Everyone will start paddling to move Britain further into the Atlantic.

    3. Re:Solution by houghi · · Score: 1

      Can we have Canada in return (assuming the Canadians are ok with not having the USofA as a neighbour)

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  3. Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's that bad why don't the card skimmers and pip-players all fuck off home?

  4. Keeps pace with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    British dental practice. Stiff upper lip because of what's hiding underneath.

    1. Re:Keeps pace with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know it's a joke, but Britain actually has one of the best dental services in the world. Much higher ranked than the US.

    2. Re:Keeps pace with by bugs2squash · · Score: 1
      lots of good outcomes beat a few spectacular outcomes

      Britain also does well compared to the EU

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  5. This happened as a member of the EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This all happened to Britain while they were a member of the EU.
    EU membership obviously did not help.

    1. Re:This happened as a member of the EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you can't even say that. Because EU membership might have been the thing that even got their 4G up to that level.

      I can use that same type of baseless statement illogical attack against what I want. However, I have a thing called self-respect and as such I also have never made a /. account since I don't care about creating a longer e-penis....

    2. Re:This happened as a member of the EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! Such an eloquent and in depth analysis, I feel like I understand things far better now!

      Thanks!!!

    3. Re:This happened as a member of the EU by dave420 · · Score: 4, Informative

      It has helped, actually. The EU has been trying to get mobile phone operators to treat their customers with some civility (abolishing EU roaming, lowering prices, data protection, etc.). It has been improving for years, and now without the EU there will be next to nothing to stop them getting worse and worse. British regulators will have enough on their hands as it is taking over their local duties from the EU to be capable enough to curtail this. It's not going to be pretty.

  6. Holding British businesses back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you can't play Clash of Clans while sitting in traffic? Because you can't stream porn while on the Tube?

    What benefit does ubiquitous 4G actually provide, other than helping the impatient or attention-deficit crowd?

    1. Re:Holding British businesses back? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      It helps people working when going between offices, staying productive whilst mobile. It helps businesses that get customers who are on-the-go.

      Whereas it might not affect most people, or most businesses, there is a tangible loss to be had. There is also the whole "quality of life" thing for people who do want to use it for entertainment as well. Quality of life is important too.

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    2. Re:Holding British businesses back? by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      I was able to play Clash of Clans on the Eurostar in the Chunnel. I was pretty impressed with that. But yeah, cell data was spotty in urban London which is pretty sad... But I normally have T-Mobile in the USA, so I'm used to it!

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    3. Re: Holding British businesses back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      T-Mobile in the US, the most ghetto carrier of them all (if you don't count the pay as you go carriers).

      Verizon may be a bunch of assholes, but their coverage is the best.

  7. What is there to see anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the snooper's charter and digital rights acts, there'll be nothing to look at on your snazzy 4G connection anyway - the government will have censored it all.

    1. Re:What is there to see anyway? by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      With the snooper's charter and digital rights acts, there'll be nothing to look at on your snazzy 4G connection anyway - the government will have censored it all.

      In soviet Britain, Internet looks at you!

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  8. Bad comparison by getuid() · · Score: 4, Informative

    Romania is one of the most advanced countries with regard to internet infrastructure. I'm paying 30 euros for a guaranteed 90/90 Mbit optical cable business connection, including 8 IPv4.

    Residential net speeds are mostly Gbit, with actual Gbit p2p transfer rate within city limits, and 100 Mbit outside (nation wide, essentially only limited to the bandwidth of the server one is accessing).

    Also IPv6 adoption advanced furthest, several of the solutions are being discussed internationally for wider adoption (don't ask me details, don't know much about it - but I'm a Romanian living in Germany with friends in tech management of one of the two largest Romanian providers).

    1. Re:Bad comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Romania has been a constant in Akamai's Top 10 Internet Speed report since 2010. There's nothing new that "Romania is better than [insert_country_name]" at Internet speed! Everything else, Romania lags behind.

    2. Re:Bad comparison by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      So how come Romania has such great infrastructure? In the UK the mobile companies are trying to invest as little as possible and resist things like mandatory roaming agreements, while the phone company is milking it's old copper shit for all its worth and avoiding installing fibre at all costs. We gave them vast sums of money to put fibre in and they pissed it away.

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    3. Re:Bad comparison by swb · · Score: 1

      I'd wager it was because under the Ceausescu regime, telephones were probably both a luxury and considered an existential threat to his regime, so the phone network was essentially junk when he was overthrown and not really useful.

      If the UK had to basically rebuild the entire telecommunications network from scratch in the early 1990s, I'm sure a lot of basic infrastructure and engineering choices would have been far more data favorable.

      Countries which had a decent and usable telecommunications network seem to suffer from the economics of good enough and the demands of profit which make extensive reconstruction impossible. The networks get expanded and improved, but only incrementally and the small end user likely sees the best improvements last if not at all.

    4. Re:Bad comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say those Romanians who have Internet have fast one. But many don't. If you look at the numbers of fixed broadband subscriptions per capita Romania is down on the list. Not surprising in a country where running water, asphalt roads or even electricity haven't reached every household.

      According to Google IPv6 in Romania is maybe in the middle-field compared to the rest of Europe. Germany (by far), France and the U.K. all have higher penetration (just looking at the big countries).

    5. Re:Bad comparison by thenitz · · Score: 1

      Deregulation - or lack of regulation at the right time. In the late '90s and early 2000's the cable TV and Internet market was a wild wild West with thousands of small companies fighting for users. No rules, cables stretched everywhere across streets and buildings. They consolidated now in a few big players and the cables got buried underground, but there is still competition - the apartment I lived in Bucharest had three cables from three different providers passing in front of the door.

      It also helps that most people leave in densely populated apartment buildings in city centers, instead of sprawling suburbia.

    6. Re:Bad comparison by Visarga · · Score: 1

      Rent is cheap, most young people speak English and are friendly with foreigners, tourism is attractive. Romania could be a good combination for a remote working programmer. Some people prefer Cluj to Bucharest.

    7. Re:Bad comparison by Visarga · · Score: 1

      I live in Bucharest and have 2 different cable providers, they don't cost much, about $9 each. I pay for both in order to have a fallback option. When there's any problem, I never have to call tech service. It just recovers a little bit later, but in the meantime I use the other one. I never had both of them down, but even if I did, there's the mobile phone too with its own data plan.

  9. Infrastructure Commission wants more money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like an "Infrastructure Commission" isn't independent of building more infrastructure, now is it?

  10. Europe by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Europe is so far behind the US in wireless technology it isn't even funny. They don't even produce any phones. So backward!

    1. Re:Europe by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      We need Donald Trump to convince Apple to make their phones in Europe.

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  11. Not surprising by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 2


    When your existing infrastructure;

    1. Is non-existent or uncommon.

    2. Is not an incremental step to what is commonly found everywhere in the country already.

    3. Does not involve entrenched billion dollar businesses milking the status-quo.

    4. Is not governed by decades of government regulation.

    So yeah...when countries with far worse infrastructure or practically none get more infrastructure they get the best available making established countries seem to lag. -just look at the UK's train system in comparison to any country that had the luxury adding train infrastructure in the last 30-40 years.

    The UK has loads of old infrastructure, established commercial bodies and eye watering regulation. -keeping that in mind (and ignoring the idiocy of brexit) the UK is doing very well.

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    1. Re:Not surprising by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Japan had lots of old infrastructure too. They just got on with it, put fibre everywhere and make it extremely cheap to ensure wide adoption with a view to long term profit. Even rural areas with low population density are served.

      In fact, we gave BT a load of money to do that... And they didn't. NEC offered to use the money to give everyone FTTP, but because BT were friends with the Tory leadership...

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    2. Re:Not surprising by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      just look at the UK's train system in comparison to any country that had the luxury adding train infrastructure in the last 30-40 years.

      Which countries are those? I don't know of any country that fits that description. I do know of several with infrastructure older than that of the UK and no where near as shit.

  12. It's OK by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    They have no need for good coverage anyway - after all, it's just a little island.

  13. Romania welcomes British citizens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any British citizens with a desire to experience our extremely fast and cheap internet are welcome to Romania. Please settle Teleorman and vote liberal. Thank you.

  14. How many *different* mobile operators do you have? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virtuals don't count, only mobile providers with their own cell towers and national coverage.
    Is it a duopoly by any chance?

  15. 5G is around the corner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fret not, dear chaps, soon you'll have the worst 5G coverage, too!

  16. Show us the table by Coisiche · · Score: 1

    Ok, UK is 54th in the world according to some league table that doesn't seem to get fully published in either of the sources linked in the summary. So who are the 53 higher ranked countries?

    For those who couldn't be bothered searching, the full table is here.

    1. Re:Show us the table by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      Meh, my own searching isn't that good; I found the wrong year first. Here is the new report.

  17. Scot here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in a forest. I'd be happy with 3 G. Or 2G. Or 1G, Or just the ability to send and receive a text. Maybe even once a day.

    1. Re:Scot here by pbhj · · Score: 1

      If it helps to soften the blow I live in a city, albeit a small one, and can't get mobile phone reception enough to work the credit card machine at work in the city centre. We also have a sight line from our house to a mobile mast and can't get good reception there. I think we must have secret government research facilities oro something that interferes with the signals.

  18. National pride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EDL foaming at the mouth at the sight of the headline, having heart attack after reading Albania in TFS.

    1. Re:National pride by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      EDL won't care as long as the residents of Albania, Panama, Peru and Romania stay in their respective countries to enjoy the better telecomms service.

      Especially Romania since the Daily Mail (which they are far, far, far more likely to read than Slashdot) tells them that billions of Romanians enter the UK every day.

    2. Re:National pride by Visarga · · Score: 1

      > billions of Romanians enter the UK every day.

      Here's where the Romanian diaspora is currently: Italy (1.2M), Spain (800K), USA (650K), Germany (335K), Israel (220K), Ukraine (150K - historical reasons) and finally UK (160K). So UK is the 7th.

    3. Re:National pride by Visarga · · Score: 1

      My mistake, UK is 6th.

  19. The invisible hand of the market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a reason why countries who strongly regulate their telecom sector have on average better service than those who naively believe that the invisible hand of the market will take care of everything.

    That hand is invisible because most of the time it's up the consumer's behind.

  20. Add France to the list too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    France, terrible 4g coverage and horrid internet speeds!
      France never went to broad band (cable) thus almost all of the country (expect a very few inner city's with fiber) is stuck with crap DLS. The best available is southern France is 10 down and .4 up
    Europe's vaunted high speed internet is often discussed in the US, the reality is much different.

    1. Re:Add France to the list too. by supremebob · · Score: 1

      I thought that the South Korea was considered to be to gold standard for broadband. Last I heard, they were paying the equivalent for $50 a month for Gigabit level residential access and around the same price for 50 Megabit 4G wireless broadband.

      Of course, that's a hell of a lot easier in a country that small with a population that dense.

  21. That explains so much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because every time there's an article on US cell service seemingly anywhere on the net, the Brits are always smugly bragging about how "we only pay $X per month for cell service in OUR tiny country". Now we have another reason that explains why.

  22. "... According to a flawed study" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are several studies ranking different countries and their mobile connectivity, for their report they just chose the absolute worst.
    Also the implication that no 4G connection counts as 'no Internet' is a rather dubious claim.

  23. But it is cheap by lyovushka · · Score: 1

    Well, in Britain I used to have a mobile plan with 200min/unlimited text/500MB for 6.90GBP. Since I've moved to Canada, the cheapest decent plan I could find is 40CAD. Sure it has more of everything but my usage for the last month was 44min/19text/53MB. Nevermind, I am sure Canada is a world leader in 4G! Hurray!

  24. Half the time? I wish!! by kharbour · · Score: 1

    Who are these lucky people for whom 4G works half the time!?

    The only places 4G - or mobile web access at all for that matter - works for me is pretty much inside an O2 shop.

    Anywhere else - central London, Greater London, in the country, in my house, in other city and town centres - no chance. On the train - ha, that's a good one.

    I'm still not entirely convinced there isn't a problem with the 4G hardware on my iPhone. Been in a O2 shop twice now to check it - as I say, works fine in their shops, but hardly anywhere else.

    Discussed it many times with O2 online chat support. Oh boy, what a frustrating experience. ("Support: Please reset your network settings on the phone, then Internet will work. Me: My problem is not that it doesn't work - it's just slow [ bangs head on wall etc ] ")

    Never did get round to taking it to an Apple store to get it checked - always felt Apple would say it was O2's problem.

  25. The Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just an anecdote FWIW.
    Here in the Netherlands, people from Poland come to do seasonal agricultural work.
    They often legally make less than our local minimum wage, because they are officially employed by a Poland-based contracting agency.
    So, some native people are upset, because they cannot legally compete with them, at least not on wage costs (unless they get employed by a comparable Polish agency).
    Once, I worked in such a setting, a Dutch company with Dutch owners etc.etc. But, all work instructions were given in German, because most workers were Poles who don't understand Dutch. Nevermind I as a native Dutchman found it hard to follow.
    So, language barriers are not always an issue it seems.

  26. UK power, then and now by jgotts · · Score: 1

    It wasn't long ago that England was the most powerful nation in the world.

    What many people don't realize is that if England were a state, it would be 51st, below Mississippi, in terms of economic output. (England is 83.9% of the United Kingdom by population.) If you expanded your measurement to include Great Britain (the UK excluding Northern Ireland), Great Britain would be 50th, right above Mississippi.

    What I expect, as the UK completes its separation from the EU, is for the kingdom's role in the world to fall to something more in line with the role of one US state. As such, I'd expect to see measures indicative of economic strength like this one to lag. I'd actually be quite delighted to welcome the United Kingdom to the United States. The only thing that the British people would lose in joining the United States as our 51st state would be titles of nobility.

    1. Re:UK power, then and now by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      If you want to troll you should at least try and say something remotely plausible to somebody who was ill-informed about the world, like saying it would be 9th. You get one mark for including a percentage to make it look like you had some actual data, and one mark just for showing up. 2/10. You need to work harder than that to make the Special Olympics, kid.

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