RIP Dr. Henry Heimlich, Inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver (bbc.com)
tomhath quotes the BBC: Dr Heimlich died at the age of 96. He invented the lifesaving technique, which uses abdominal thrusts to clear a person's airway, in 1974. In May he used the technique himself to save a woman at his retirement home. He dislodged a piece of meat with a bone in it from the airway of an 87-year-old woman, telling the BBC: "I didn't know I really could do it until the other day."
*cough* *splutter* psot!
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
I was going to post under my real name, but I choked.
Still here. Who wrote this crap!?
Oh God, please don't...
she was chocking on her chicken.
RIP. While I don't know much about his life, that one brilliant idea has saved so many lives. That makes him a hero in my books -- and I don't bandie that term about casually.
I'm all choked up over it.
The Heimlich Gesture
Also, if you're in a restaurant and you're choking to death, you can say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver." If you're just coughing and got some, you say, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. The trouble is, it's very difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death. Yeah.
( mumbling and coughing )
"Your hymen’s been removed?"
"No no. ( more mumbling and coughing )
"You need it removed? Right"
I don't know how you remove a hymen... But yeah. No, Heimlich maneuver,developed by Dr. Heimlich who woke up one night, obviously, and went,
"A fist, a hand, hoocha hoocha hoocha... lobster! Yes, Hilda! Hilda! Wake up, Hilda!"
"Oh, what is it, Dr. Heimlich?"
"Why are you calling me Dr. Heimlich? I'm you're husband, for fuck's sake! Loosen up, don't be so bloody Prussian."
"Well, what is it, Günther?"
"I have invented a maneuver!"
"What are you, a bloody tank commander now?"
"No! My name is going to be famous in restaurants!"
I don't think he actually did it that way. I don't think it was ( snaps fingers ) a wing and a prayer, I think he must have experimented. He was German, organized.
( German accent ) "Ok, Hans, I want you to swallow this golf ball..."
( choking and coughing ) “I cannot breath."
“I know you cannot breath. I will now make you breath with the cunning use of..." ( muffled shot)
“I still cannot breath."
"Ok, maybe not, maybe this will ( muffled shot )
“Jesus fucking Christ!”
"Ok, then maybe with a frying pan..." Pow!
( Hans coughing throughout, as Dr Heimlich smacks him )
"Must be a combination. No, ok "
"Ok, two frying pans Frying pan in the bollocks Bollocks stop
"Frying pan"
( Hans collapses to the floor )
"Oh, he's dead."
Other doctors are going,
"How's it coming along, Dr. Heimlich?"
"Well, not very well at the moment. It's not really a maneuver at the moment. It's more of a gesture."
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
One of those guys I thought long ago. I thought that the Heimlich maneuver was pretty obvious and had to have been invented in a more distant past.
I used this on myself and am happy to report that it worked.
That's the closest to death I've been...
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... dirty man ! LOL.
I bet he made up that manouver after sexually assaulting a granny ! LOL.
Oh, a heart attack.
Scientist: Man! I was TOTALLY shocked. It actually worked!
Guinea Pig: What? Do you mean to tell me you didn't KNOW that would work?
Scientist: Well, I had a theory. But it's nice to see it work in practice.
Guinea Pig: Oh. I feel SO much better now...
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
The most interesting part of this summary was that he used his manoeuvre the first time in May, on an old lady no less. I mean I get that he invented it but it's interesting to me for two reasons: ... which old people are especially susceptible of. I'm actually surprised someone at 87 years old survived the manoeuvre.
1) The Heimlich is no longer taught and not recommended as a way to stop someone from choking. Instead favouring leaning a person forward and giving them a really hard smack between the base of their shoulder blades.
2) One of the reason the Heimlich is not preferred is due to the damage it causes to the body
In any case this man has saved countless lives. RIP.
Here's the story of how the maneuver was developed.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
I had a friend who used to show off her fellatio skills. While we all laughed, she showed off her skills with a banana, when it broke. Everyone was shocked when the piece lodged and couldn't be coughed out. I gave her the maneuver, which popped out broken banana across the floor. The laughter reignited, and no one died.
https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendaEM
Just wanting to remind you that he was in fact:
1) Old
2) White
3) a Nazi (as evidenced by his german sounding name).
Therefore it is incumbent on us liberals to remind the world that everyone who is not a racist wife beater should hate him. If he did manage to do some good, this good is countermanded by all the evil he did in the world by him owning slaves and being white. If he hadn't gobbled up all the credit for the Heimlich maneuver (what an arrogant cunt he must have been to name himself after this life saving medical procedure) think how many more African American Female transvestites could have invented even better manoeuvres that did not see the light of day thanks to this man's evil.
We must all hate him. I understand this asshole even voted for trump.
Let's find his kids and kill them.
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It's the maneuver to get your head out of your ass that's mostly needed here.
A separate issue: American schools are so prudish, that when demonstrating the Heimlich maneuver, they never use a cute girl as the choking victim and a guy as the one who applies the procedure.
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Oh man, I was so surprised when I read this headline, that I almost choked on my donut!
the maginot line never stood a chance
My friend started choking on a chili dog and I luckily knew what to do. I had to do the Heimlich three of four times, but she spit out an onion chunk and survived! Thanks Dr. Heimlich!
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I guess that is a testament to Heimlich's brilliance.