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Engineers On Google's Self-Driving Car Project Were Paid So Much That They Quit (theverge.com)

According to a new report from Bloomberg, most of the money Google spent on it self-driving car project, now spun off into a new entity called Waymo, has gone to engineers and other staff. While it has helped retain a lot of influential and dedicated workers in the short run, it has resulted in many staffers leaving the company in the long run due to the immense financial security. The Verge reports: Bloomberg says that early staffers "had an unusual compensation system" that multiplied staffers salaries and bonuses based on the performance of the self-driving project. The payments accumulated as milestones were reached, even though Waymo remains years away from generating revenue. One staffer eventually "had a multiplier of 16 applied to bonuses and equity amassed over four years." The huge amounts of compensation worked -- for a while. But eventually, it gave many staffers such financial security that they were willing to leave the cuddly confines of Google. Two staffers that Bloomberg spoke to called it "F-you money," and the accumulated cash allowed them to depart Google for other firms, including Chris Urmson who co-founded a startup with ex-Tesla employee Sterling Anderson, and others who founded a self-driving truck company called Otto which was purchased by Uber last year, and another who founded Argo AI which received a $1 billion investment from Ford last week.

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  1. LOL capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember kids, economics is not science.

  2. lifestyles of the filthy rich hipsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doing what a retarded 12-year-old can so.

    1. Re:lifestyles of the filthy rich hipsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My RC car is electric and if I jam the joy stick like this it self drives it self in a circle look.

    2. Re:lifestyles of the filthy rich hipsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im an engineer! Screw you momma google pay me an bigger allowance!! Waaaah waaaaah!!!!

    3. Re:lifestyles of the filthy rich hipsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me and my friends are moving out of the house into the backyard where we can make tents in the yard and tents in our pants and put our toy cars down our pants.

    4. Re:lifestyles of the filthy rich hipsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pockets in my pants are full of money to buy candy,

    5. Re:lifestyles of the filthy rich hipsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like yellow lemonheads are yellow like yellow taxis are yellow.

    6. Re:lifestyles of the filthy rich hipsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My toy taxi is yellow and electric and self driving when I grab the joy stick in my pants pay me more candy money!!!!!

  3. Makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they were only quitting because of financial security there wouldn't be a single CEO still working in silicon valley.
    More likely there was something wrong in the work environment.
    That combined with lots of money means they will move on to more fulfilling things.

    1. Re:Makes no sense by Zaelath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's no career path from Engineer to CEO.

      So:
      - They're really keen on money so they've become CEO of a company they founded in hopes of pulling a Zuckerburg, or
      - They're not really keen on money and want to work on things that interest them.

      Being cash bloated lets you do either.

    2. Re:Makes no sense by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Unless they were gaming their metrics and know it.

      If they were, they know they need to get to IPO/buyout on their startups before the whole thing is demonstrated as a (bad/very premature) idea.

      Could be we're agreeing, nothing more fulfilling than 'redistributing some wealth' to yourself.

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    3. Re:Makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is kind of like saying "Man will never fly" right after watching the first Wright Bros flight test.

    4. Re:Makes no sense by johanw · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between "possible" and "mass market sales". It is possible to bring people to the moon and back. However, commercial holliday's to the moon will not happen for a LONG time.

    5. Re:Makes no sense by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The article is what makes no sense. If all these employees were making huge amounts of money, why would they leave and start companies in the same industry? They obviously felt they could make more money on their own or at different companies.

      Looks like a simple case of a CEO looking at the peon employes and thinking "look at all those overpayed assholes." The "overpaid assholes" then leave the company, and the CEO finds out all his talent is gone and his company is bust.

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    6. Re:Makes no sense by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      Its common sense. There's almost no amount of money that Google can throw at their autonomous car lead developers that can match a tech startup. It implies there's an amount of generous salary that will discourage developers from going startup. But Google hires alpha developers who understand what it means to be a successful startup.

      I really don't even believe Google is the cutting edge of autonomous car development. I'm guessing its Tesla, because they have the closest thing to a functioning autonomous car. Its probably a story planted by Google and other leading autonomous car companies that just want to drive down the salaries they currently pay to their employees in this field. At this point, Google is probably holding back progress, because they want a surefire profitable model without going through all the regulatory and civil litigation its going to require to roll it out.

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    7. Re:Makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What on earth are you talking about?

    8. Re:Makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Will not happen for a LONG time" is different from "will never happen", which is what the person I was responding to said.

    9. Re:Makes no sense by hipp5 · · Score: 2

      They obviously felt they could make more money on their own or at different companies.

      Or they wanted the excitement and self-determination that can come from creating a startup, and now they have the war chest to do it without having to risk their family stability or eat ramen for every meal.

    10. Re:Makes no sense by Wycliffe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they were only quitting because of financial security there wouldn't be a single CEO still working in silicon valley.
      More likely there was something wrong in the work environment.
      That combined with lots of money means they will move on to more fulfilling things.

      Notice how all 3 examples started their own business? There is a *huge* difference between "making tons of money *and* being able to call the shots" and "just making tons of money". I own my own business and make around 90k a year. I could likely make considerably more working for someone else and I've considered it a few times but I'm not sure the extra money would be worth losing all the perks I get from owning my own business.

    11. Re:Makes no sense by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Sure, lots of people will gladly quit because of financial security. This is sometimes called "retirement". CEOs don't do this because CEOs are not necessarily normal human beings. A CEO might think that you can incentivize workers by giving out more money (or fake money in the form of stock options). But engineers are pragmatic people, and an extra 10% year end bonus will not necessarily convince them to stick with jobs that they hate doing. So retire, or get a less grueling job, or actually get a fun job, or a job with an easier commute, a job with fewer Google hipsters, a job working from home, a part-time job just to keep from going stir crazy, and so on.

      There ARE indeed CEOs that quit. Often founders of companies get bored of being the CEO because the CEO's job is not necessarily as interesting as being the one who comes up with good ideas and gets to implement them. Once a company gets more than a handful of people the CEO's job is raising money, shaking hands, giving speeches, looking at the financials, and so forth. I had a boss once who used to be the executive VP of the company but he hated doing that work so he went back to being a developer, even though the company was raking in huge profits and the execs were very highly compensated.

    12. Re:Makes no sense by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I'd just take the money and retire. Most startups FAIL. But there are other benefits too - being your own boss, actually working on stuff instead of endless meetings, and so forth.

    13. Re:Makes no sense by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      It really depends on how much money we're talking here. One person in the article earned at 16x multiplier on unspecified bonuses, and large salaries to boot. I personally do love my job in IT, but if I was moved to a position where I was doing the same type of work but earning 2x what I do today and earning crazy bonuses to boot, it would only take me about 5-6 years to acquire enough money to have everything paid off and enough alternate passive revenue coming in to never need to work another minute in my life. And again even though I love my job, when that moment happened I'd be out the door. And off to work on something else, or volunteer, or take a 6 month trip around the world on the cheap, or (fill in the blank).

      There's a massive difference between liking what liking what you do for a living (with good people at the place of work), and doing what you want when you don't have to make a living.

    14. Re:Makes no sense by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Exactly that.
      I'm one of the very many who have a great idea, have nurtured it over years and ironed out most details, but don't have the cash to implement it.
      If I were paid that much and managed to gather enough to get started on my idea, I would have quit as well.

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    15. Re:Makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla production cars do not have the required sensor array yet. They are expensive. Google autonomous cars did.

    16. Re:Makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Commercial holiday's to the moon will not happen, period. The law of nature dictates this simple fact. No matter how much research and resources you throw at commercial space flight, it is a game for the extreme rich. There is completely no return of value.

    17. Re:Makes no sense by 91degrees · · Score: 2

      At a certain point, money no longer matters. You can buy a slightly nicer car or a slightly nicer house, or you can buy the feeling that what you do every day matters.

    18. Re:Makes no sense by freak0fnature · · Score: 1

      An engineer would rather be working on projects of their own choosing. If I had the financial security, I would quit my job and venture off into my own projects that may or may not make money some day. I wouldn't need to make what someone else want's me to make just to pay the bills.

    19. Re:Makes no sense by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Conversely, if I had been paid really well - assuming I'd been well-treated - and a new project came up later, I'd be a lot more likely to sign back on again.

      But that sounds too much like Free Market Economics. Spending money for value - and for goodwill.

      As opposed to the popular paradigm where you hire gobs of people, work them until their effective salary is 50 cents an hour. then toss them on the street, uncaring if they despise you so much that the only reason they'd ever come back was if the alternative was starvation.

    20. Re:Makes no sense by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between "possible" and "mass market sales". It is possible to bring people to the moon and back. However, commercial holliday's to the moon will not happen for a LONG time.

      People said the same about commercial flights... and yet.

      Shit I cannot remember the name of this pre-WWI general who stated there was no future for airplanes in a war theater. The quote would be totally appropriate in this context.

    21. Re:Makes no sense by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      There's no career path from Engineer to CEO.

      So: - They're really keen on money so they've become CEO of a company they founded in hopes of pulling a Zuckerburg, or - They're not really keen on money and want to work on things that interest them.

      Being cash bloated lets you do either.

      Yes, there fucking is. Do I need to google some examples for you?

    22. Re:Makes no sense by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      The article is what makes no sense. If all these employees were making huge amounts of money, why would they leave and start companies in the same industry? They obviously felt they could make more money on their own or at different companies.

      Looks like a simple case of a CEO looking at the peon employes and thinking "look at all those overpayed assholes." The "overpaid assholes" then leave the company, and the CEO finds out all his talent is gone and his company is bust.

      Once you are loaded with money and without a problem in finding any job and salary of your liking, you are free to quit and work for something that you like, even if it means taking a pay cut.

      That's what financial independence looks like.

    23. Re:Makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many companies are very toxic to work within. Management tends to be idiotic. If you have the capability, brains and money, people tend to go elsewhere to determine their own path in life. More headaches but more reward.

      This is how capitalism works. This is how the entire tech sector would be working if not for companies like Google, IBM, and Microsoft wagging class warfare against the middle class via illegal H1B hires. It means the entire country would be alight with competitive tech jobs and companies and the middle class would be thriving, rather than shrinking.

    24. Re:Makes no sense by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Half the engineering companies that I've worked had CEO's who were former engineers. Unfortunately for some, being a good engineer does not automatically make you a good manager. And most engineers that I've worked with don't want to be managers because it's not what they really enjoy doing.

    25. Re:Makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we worked for the same company.

    26. Re:Makes no sense by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      Sorry, should have been clearer. Without leaving Google.

      There may be for one of them, eventually... but the entire argument here is predicated on staff retention, not the ability of an engineer to eventually become CEO of an entirely different company.

  4. So what? Google should have expected that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's why daily documentation is so important. Any new engineers they hire should be building off the work that the first batch did, using their documentation that was PR'd.

    If Google is actually screwed by this, then they're badly managed.

  5. Waymo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...as in Waymo than we should have paid them.

  6. Sounds like everyone won though by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So the engineers met the goals that earned the money. Google presumably didn't randomly set milestones, so the things they wanted they got. Headline makes it sound like there was an "oops," but I'm not seeing evidence of it.

    Also, with the amount of money being thrown around at anything involving startup+AI+"silicon valley," I'm surprised anyone still works at google. If Google hadn't paid them an absurd amount of the even more absurd money they have on hand, would they have ever gotten anyone competent to work on it?

    1. Re:Sounds like everyone won though by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Good metrics are notoriously hard, especially if you've got a few clear thinking Machiavellians on staff.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:Sounds like everyone won though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When the measurements become metrics, the measurements will no longer have meaning. Consider how many employee surveys only consider the top score to be a success. How many times have you been told "if you rate me anything other than a 5 of 5, I will be penalized" and you will catch my meaning.

    3. Re:Sounds like everyone won though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Sounds like everyone won though

      Furthermore, "googleness" is spread across the industry. Presumably they did not rage-quit,. they left on good terms. Those engineers bring with them a positive connection to google developed over the time they were there. It is a sort of "soft power" for google to have friendlies sprinkled around the industry. It makes it easier for google to collaborate with the startups, maybe even acquire some of them as their tech matures. That's not something you can easily quantify, but as the saying goes - not everything that counts can be counted.

    4. Re:Sounds like everyone won though by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      The oops is: Oops, we gave them so much money that now they can now quit instead of making our self-driving car work (better).

    5. Re:Sounds like everyone won though by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I'm not familiar with google's approach. Were they actually going to develop a product here to sell or were they simply building the tech they'd patent and license to developers? Because the second sounds like what they were doing with android, and if that IS the plan, then they likely have the tech and IP. Mission accomplished at the cost they intended (potentially)?

      If they were intending to keep these guys around then yeah, oops, but that seems like something they'd be able to see coming if they're as smart as google seems to be.

    6. Re:Sounds like everyone won though by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Edit: I mean the underlying tech vs a polished product ready to be relased. Their self-driving cars are at least functional to the point where it seems like (to me a non-engineer) they could hand it off to car companies. Sorry for not being clear.

    7. Re:Sounds like everyone won though by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I don't think they're made it clear.. but even if to license to other companies, the premise is that there was brain drain to other companies before it was finished.

  7. Re:So what? Google should have expected that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google will be screwed just because they suck at everything.

  8. Symptoms right, cause seems backwards by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They say that all these engineers made "Fuck You" money, so they quit working on self-driving cars.... and promptly moved to other start-ups working on self-driving cars. I would make the case that clearly Google didn't reward them enough. After all, why would you leave the huge resources Google will throw at the problem in favor of going it alone, if not for the bigger payday.

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    1. Re:Symptoms right, cause seems backwards by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Depends: If they are 'going for the gold' before the jig is up, it is just a case of cutting out the middleman.

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    2. Re:Symptoms right, cause seems backwards by knightghost · · Score: 1

      More likely less bureaucracy.

    3. Re:Symptoms right, cause seems backwards by grumling · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is the problem with big corporations. Small firms and startups can offer a relatively large percentage of the payoff if successful. Google, while able to provide stock options out the wazoo, still can't offer the kind of equity in the company Sergey and Larry have. After all, even acquiring enough stock to offer a 1% payout on success would be next to impossible without either driving up the share price or diluting the pool with new shares to drive the price down. But if you're working for a startup with potential, hey here's 10% of nothing. If it works out, whoopee. If not, well you still have all that "FU money" from your previous employer.

      I'm sure the same thing happened at Microsoft when they went public. I heard that people wore buttons that had the letters "FUIFV," which stood for "f*** you, I'm fully vested." I'm sure more than a few people decided to cut and run knowing their retirement, kids' education and possibly home were paid for. Just the right conditions for going out and starting your own company.

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    4. Re:Symptoms right, cause seems backwards by speedplane · · Score: 1

      I would make the case that clearly Google didn't reward them enough.

      How to get people to do your bidding: dangle carrots and whack with sticks. Google didn't dangle, it just fed them carrots... and there were no sticks.

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    5. Re:Symptoms right, cause seems backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Threaten me with a stick and I will resent you forever.

      Treat me well and I will love you through thick and thin.

    6. Re:Symptoms right, cause seems backwards by Dripdry · · Score: 2

      I would argue "less politics"

      It sure sounds like Google is going through some crazy upheavel in terms of MBAs coming in and demanding results, and alienating the people who actually make stuff. Google Fiber head left, self-driving people all leave; it sounds like Google brings in business-types and ruins the culture that started things, thinking they can simply monetize something and it'll do well.

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    7. Re:Symptoms right, cause seems backwards by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      that's a mod point, because I have no mod points.

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    8. Re:Symptoms right, cause seems backwards by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      It is possible that they just wanted to pursue the same goal in a different manner than what Google was doing. Since they already had enough money to be set for life they quit and get to be their own boss. Not everyone is driven by a need to accumulate all the wealth they can. I know a man who quit a job earning a princely salary because he didn't want to work for an adulterer, then went home and pursued his hobbies for 4 years before returning to the work force again.

    9. Re:Symptoms right, cause seems backwards by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Warren Buffet once said that one of his hardest jobs was motivating billionaires into diving into work every day and that many of his best employees were billionaires.

    10. Re:Symptoms right, cause seems backwards by speedplane · · Score: 1

      Threaten me with a stick and I will resent you forever.

      Treat me well and I will love you through thick and thin.

      That's a nice thought, but employers don't care about resentment or love, they care about results.

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  9. I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    if someone at Alphabet is playing 5 dimensional string theory Mahjong and seeding the rest of the car industry with experts in order to make the future happen sooner.

  10. Rex Tillerson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    He's an engineer by education and became a CEO of one of the largest corporation of the world. He happens to be one cabinet position I have some hope for even though I don't approve of Donald Trump. Tillerson will act based on facts and not emotion.

    1. Re:Rex Tillerson by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's one. What do you think the odds are of the same thing happening to every Engineer at Google w/ aspirations of being a CEO?

    2. Re:Rex Tillerson by swillden · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, that's one. What do you think the odds are of the same thing happening to every Engineer at Google w/ aspirations of being a CEO?

      Low, but that's not really the point.

      The point is that if the engineers are paid so well that they no longer need their Google income, they're free to go try to become a CEO of their own mega-successful startup. Whether or not the startup is likely to succeed doesn't change that equation, especially if they're careful to avoid putting much of their own cash into it, so they are still comfortable even if their startup bombs -- as it most likely will.

      Another Google-related example of this phenomenon, I think, is the now-discontinued "Founder's Award" program. It used to be that truly exceptional performers could win a Founder's Award which came with a huge cash (or stock, not sure) bonus... like $10M. The theory was that it was a way to convince people that they could become wealthy by staying at Google, rather than leaving to found their own companies. It was quietly discontinued, though, and the rumor is that it's because they discovered that nearly all of the winners took their big pile of cash and left to found their own companies. The sort of people who won the awards were exactly the sort of technically-skilled but entrepreneurial leaders who were well-suited to and interested in starting their own companies. Not giving them a big pile of cash might make them decide to leave, but giving them one pretty much guaranteed it.

      So, I guess the ideal compensation approach for retention is to walk the line between paying them enough that they can't leave without taking a pay cut, but not so much that they become financially independent.

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    3. Re:Rex Tillerson by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      Called golden handcuffs.

    4. Re:Rex Tillerson by djinn6 · · Score: 1
      You have to ask why they couldn't do exactly what they want while working within the Google ecosystem.

      The way I see it, there's only 2 benefits to a startup:
      • 1. More payout when a startup succeeds
      • 2. More freedom to do what they want

      If the founder's award was supposed to fix #1, then it's obviously #2 that's causing people to still leave the company, because there's plenty of downsides to running a startup:

      • 1. Risk of failure
      • 2. No access to existing Google tech or customers
      • 3. Need to spend time looking for funding
      • 4. Need to deal with every other aspect of business other than the product, like accounting, legal, HR and so on.

      So if Google (and literally every other big tech company) could be smart enough to pay their own people for the successful products they build, and just let them build what they want (instead of bogging them down with regulations), they'd never have to pay billions to acquire some startup.

    5. Re:Rex Tillerson by swillden · · Score: 1

      The way I see it, there's only 2 benefits to a startup

      There's a third, and an even more important one: Having it be yours. Even given the significant freedom that Googlers have (and we do have a lot... and as you move up the ladder it increases), there's no substitute for seeing if you can really build something from scratch, with absolutely no one to question you, and being able to look at it at the end of the day and say "I did that"... which includes all of the business stuff. It's about playing the grand game and winning, and you can't really play it while drawing a paycheck.

      Also, Google's founder's award didn't really compete with the open-ended possibilities of a startup payout. I mean, you could end up with Larry Page money. You won't, but you could, and you could never get that at Google. Unless Larry Page gave you all his money, which he won't.

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  11. Huh? by tomhath · · Score: 1

    They went from Google engineer to CEO of their own company.

  12. Employee retention is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Employees stay when they are:

    * Paid well
    * Involved
    * Challenged
    * Appreciated
    * Valued
    * Empowered
    * Chained to their desks

    1. Re: Employee retention is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Bell Labs?

  13. Google was stupid by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised they didn't retain those employees via do-not-compete clauses in their compensation contract. It sounds like most of them took off to do the same thing they were doing at Google... which would be a blatant violation of a DNC clause.

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    1. Re:Google was stupid by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      CA employment law.

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    2. Re:Google was stupid by The+Raven · · Score: 3, Informative

      California law overrides DNC clauses for anyone but partners or equity stakeholders in a business. So you can't bar an employee from going to a competing business, but you can bar a partner from dissolving the partnership and opening up a competing company.

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    3. Re:Google was stupid by ghoul · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't these Engineers qualify as equity stakeholders given most of their compensation was in Google stock?

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    4. Re:Google was stupid by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      How does any of this make Google stupid? It's just attitude that gives the impression that anything even actually went wrong.

    5. Re:Google was stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DNC clauses are blatent violations of the capitalist ideal (as opposed to the oligarchic ideal)

  14. please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to say "F you" to Google, too. Should I? Is it safe?

    1. Re:please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems pretty safe. Google just pointed me to a Cee Lo Green song.

      https://www.google.com/#q=fuck+you

  15. How to keep your workers by AHuxley · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A single person attracted by cash is a contractor or mercenary. In the same way people work for the US gov as a contractor. Its all about the cash until they have enough cash to retire or can create their own company.
    Never allow your bands cash flow to be another persons life style enabler.
    Don't hire single people. They have too much freedom to save and the smarts to think about the next job or their own project or brand.
    Not just day dream like average workers, they can save and create their own job. Stop funding that ability.
    When looking for staff, consider the people around the selected worker and what they need.
    Would a selection of nice, local company homes in a good part of the city help? That really, really good private health insurance that covers everything, all the time with none of the expected questions? Private education? Holidays options that only a company with international connections can make happen?
    Further education?

    Project within projects to keep that one needed worker intellectually engaged. Have other staff create a project just for them. Avoid that sheltered workshop, busy work, side ways promotion feel, make the worker really think they are really working hard to something vital.
    Drop in the reward, something really earned. Keep it random so the worker feels like they earned it and are moving up.
    So the worker can tell people they really accomplished something none of their colleagues could or did.
    Do such things cost a company a lot? Make the loss of that free lifestyle, support and needed health care be very difficult to rationalize to the people around the worker.
    Cash is just too tempting to move on with given staff skill sets. Get that loyalty feeling up.
    Another option is to show what trying to start a new job will be like.
    Say a worker walks out.
    Show what the outside world is now like, trying to start their own brand, how fast savings get lost on a dream. Still trying to find another company to work for or with...

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    1. Re:How to keep your workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's a lot of words to say "Only hire mediocre people who can't find another job"

    2. Re:How to keep your workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or... They were no better than a $20 hooker. Took the money and ran.

    3. Re:How to keep your workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Have you considered a professional mental health evaluation? Your borderline personality disorder word salad is worrisome.

    4. Re:How to keep your workers by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      AC most of that is just from Employee monitoring :) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... e.g. clickstream data, the ability to monitor, audit, inspect provided Internet.
      The Fourth Amendment, Electronic Communications Privacy Act, state statutes have all be used to protect from such efforts.
      The ability to guide and shape workers is often commented on too :)
      "Motivating Employees"
      http://guides.wsj.com/manageme...

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  16. Stoopid Money by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

    Workers at the company where I used to work told tales of the early days working there, when the company was new and flush with investor money and new clients coming in left and right and there were no products shipping. They had to code all of it, which wasn't terribly hard early on.

    Anyway, the early employees spoke of being wined and dined all the time, catered food brought to the office all the time, and of receiving massive bonus checks for doing essentially nothing. They were raking in so much cash, they simply called it Stooopid Money and went nuts with it.

    By the time I started there, the bonuses were all gone and the parking lot was full of luxury cars as each employee had tried to outdo each other. We still got catered lunches occasionally. That was all. Just sad whispers of how much they used to make in bonuses.

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  17. Re:So what? Google should have expected that by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    They don't suck at everything; they just suck at managing. Its because they think their excellence in academia and theory means they don't have to learn from lessons in real life. They're constantly reinventing the wheel when it comes to business and human resource management.

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  18. According to the bean counter CFO by Beeftopia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ruth Porat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    "Google to Pay New CFO Ruth Porat More Than $70 Million": https://www.bloomberg.com/news...

    She's worth 10's if not 100's of millions of dollars and yet she's still working. This is just a salary bargaining ploy nonsense. That's why the article doesn't make any sense.

  19. I call bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are leaving because they know the product has very little chance of surviving competition and the level of liability is too high for all the problems the system has.

  20. Creativity is not stimulated by pay by Visarga · · Score: 1

    You can't stimulate talent with pay. Only repetitive work is stimulated by pay increase. As long as needs are covered, creative work is stimulated by protecting creative freedom, and by the clear understanding of the significance of the problem. See -> "RSA ANIMATE: Drive: The surprising truth about what motivates us" https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  21. The Real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the real reason the engineers left is they basically achieved all the easy wins that got them money that they could. After that they left because without the bonuses they were on ordinary money for extra long hours and with probably no equity in the end product they wanted a better deal so they left.

  22. Pinball Economy / Re:Makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When my Bonus Multiplier reaches 16x I expect to receive an extra ball. But then, I am old. Very old.

  23. Clearly the problem is not pay by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Rather it is the overall work environment.

    From what I've read, and from the very few first hand accounts from Google employees I've heard, the work environment at Google pretty much sucks unless you are running a successful project (i.e.  *THE* project leader).  This is little different from being CEO of your own company.

    Maybe the issue Google - like very many other employers needs to understand - is that the vast majority of people really do work to live, not the other way around.  The idea that it's considered normal to do a 60+ hour week is just bullshit.  All the free ice cream in the world doesn't compensate for that.

  24. noncompete clause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone is likely to lose their job for not getting noncompete clauses signed before this program went into effect.

    Also, in SV you take the info you learn over time while collecting your pay and working with others to your new company and try to sell the new company for even bigger piles of cash. It works even when you aren't yet profitable and when you can't finish. Remember the dot com bubble?

  25. Basic income by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the proof that, given financial security, people will work more, not less.

  26. Yeah, sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google created innovative, exciting, productive environments that attracted top talent and took off. Then they decided they wanted to be something else entirely, lost what made them attractive to top talent and now they can't figure out why that talent is leaving. "Must have paid them too much"

    Yeah, OK.

  27. Not bloody likely by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    They didn't quit to go work somewhere else unless that "somewhere else" either paid more, or wasn't such a slave driver, don't be ridiculous. How many actually quit to just lounge away by the pool? Not many, I'll wager...

  28. Re:So what? Google should have expected that by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

    Everyone sucks at managing.