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Breakthrough in Alphabet's Balloon-Based Internet Project Means It Might Actually Work (recode.net)

Loon, the balloon project that aims to deliver internet to parts of the world that lack reliable connectivity, announced this week that due to advancements in the machine learning software, it can now deploy fewer balloons to provide greater connectivity. From a report on Recode: The Loon balloon project is part of X, the experimental division of Alphabet, Google's parent company. Now in its fourth year, the engineers at Loon say their new machine learning techniques significantly shorten their timeline for launching the project. Initially, engineers proposed that the Loon balloons would float around the globe and that they would have to find a way to keep the balloons a safe traveling distance apart and replace a balloon that drifted from an area that needed connectivity. Now, the team says they've found a way to keep the balloons in a much more concentrated location, thanks to their improved altitude control and navigation system. Loon says that balloons will now make small loops over a land mass, instead of circumnavigating the whole planet.

82 comments

  1. Where's my BB gun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What could possibly go wrong?

    1. Re:Where's my BB gun? by Guspaz · · Score: 2

      If you can hit an aircraft at an altitude of 65k feet, then it's probably classified as "one of the largest anti-aircraft cannons ever built" rather than a "bb gun".

    2. Re:Where's my BB gun? by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you can hit an aircraft at an altitude of 65k feet, then it's probably classified as "one of the largest anti-aircraft cannons ever built" rather than a "bb gun".

      Just attach your bb gun along with a remote firing mechanism to another balloon and release it. It's like sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, only with balloons and bb guns.

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    3. Re:Where's my BB gun? by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

      If only we could get those balloons to send out some sort of signal that we could home in on, then taking down a fleet of them would be hacker's play.

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    4. Re:Where's my BB gun? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Just attach your bb gun along with a remote firing mechanism to another balloon and release it. It's like sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, only with balloons and bb guns.

      I smell a new Slashdot Meme!

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    5. Re:Where's my BB gun? by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      Balloons et Blunderbusses!

      I thought this was only a thing from Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, but it appears to have been historical.

  2. will it Wor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wor is cool... would be even better if it worked though

    1. Re:will it Wor? by Travis+Mansbridge · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wor, what is it good for?

    2. Re: will it Wor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obsolutely nathing.

    3. Re: will it Wor? by jamiesan · · Score: 1

      Say it again.

    4. Re:will it Wor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only over Hollywoo

    5. Re:will it Wor? by fishscene · · Score: 1

      If that was written using the balloon-based Internet project, then no.

    6. Re: will it Wor? by fishscene · · Score: 1

      Wor! huh.. look out.

    7. Re:will it Wor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like all the extra shit they put in the wor wonton soup.

    8. Re:will it Wor? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Presumably it was typed on a Google balloon internet connection.

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    9. Re:will it Wor? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Wor, what is it good for?

      General Dynamics?

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    10. Re: will it Wor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wor... Wor never changes...

    11. Re:will it Wor? by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

      Somebody may be expecting way too much from the Slashdot editors.

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  3. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why do these companies keep working on such nonsense? Solar drones, loon balloons, thousands of micro satellites... why not parter with local telecoms and hardwire this shit?

    1. Re:Why? by Fwipp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because, Chad, lots of places don't have "local telecoms."

    2. Re:Why? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why do these companies keep working on such nonsense? Solar drones, loon balloons, thousands of micro satellites... why not parter with local telecoms and hardwire this shit?

      Clearly you've never dealt with Comcast.

    3. Re:Why? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Still, sticking a pole in the ground seems easier than keeping a balloon overhead.

    4. Re:Why? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      I couldn't think of many. Even in the most backwater areas I found people running around with mobile phones.

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    5. Re:Why? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      In Chad? Do you know how many people have to be paid off to keep the pole where you put it?

      The problem is kleptocracies. Balloons are out of reach of the local governments.

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    6. Re:Why? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Penetration of 24.3% in 2010, doesn't seem too bad.

    7. Re: Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why focus on Chad? They can get their shit together when they stop biting the hand that feeds them.
      Most countries would welcome better/stable tech comms into their lives if it benefited them.
      The money going into R&D for these seemingly out-of-reach ideas could propel traditional comms for decades... in countries that welcome them.

    8. Re:Why? by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Chad's official urbanization rate is 22.5%...coincidence? http://www.indexmundi.com/chad...

      The question is: What % of revenue goes to paying for tower security and paying off the local kleptocrats?

      Cell towers in the country would likely be dismantled and sold for scrap, unless guarded 24x7. Payoffs to the locals are required on top of the payoffs to the national government. It can quickly become a deal breaker when all the potential customers are poor.

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    9. Re:Why? by SlashDread · · Score: 2

      They are probably running around to look for, you know, reception

    10. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were Global Dictator, I agree it would be better to hardwire, using local labor for most of the cost. However, since I am not:
        - you can expect cheapest viable solution that gives the company more users. They don't care about "nice" Internet, nor Internet for purposes other than accessing themselves.
        - politics. the price the user pays can't be reduced unless the power the local telecom has over the user is reduced. partnering with them preserves their power.

    11. Re:Why? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Because the telecoms are the reason all this ridiculous shit is necessary to begin with.

      If the telecoms weren't the grasping motherfuckers that they are, we would already have the high speed networks we already paid for through excise taxes for the last 20 years, and Google wouldn't have to spend the resources to try to work around them.

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    12. Re:Why? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh that's what they were doing when they were gyrating and flailing. I thought it's, you know, some sort of weird rain dance.

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    13. Re:Why? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      They better work on getting their shit together, then.

    14. Re:Why? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      In my experience, google should have just suggested they'd go with a competitor.

      Google: "How much for us to run fiber on your network nationwide?"
      Comcast: "TEN BILLION DOLLARS!!!"
      Google: "Hmm... hey, do you know what centurylink's phone number is?"
      Comcast: "I MEAN TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!"
      Google: "I've heard good things about verizon's network..."
      Comcast: "WE WILL PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS!"

      I know they are willing to take a big reduction in their outrageous profits just to maintain their near monopoly status, and google wouldn't be dealing with that, but still I'm always amazed at how quickly they fold on the phone. Still shitty service, but at least it feels like I'm getting a good deal.

    15. Re:Why? by s122604 · · Score: 1

      Anecdotes are not data, Africa, central Asia, and Oceana are really big, I'm willing to hazard a guess there are places you didn't go.

    16. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chad? Hell there are large areas in California (some actually within 50 miles of Silicon Valley) where there are no lines and cell reception is "no bars".

    17. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have had a remarkably abnormal experience. Having worked for both a telecom and a cable company the way that would normally go is:

      Google: "How much to build over your network?"
      Telecom: "Ten Beelion dollars! (In Dr. Evils voice)"
      Google: "What's the other guys phone number?"
      Telecom: "I'm not in possession of that datum sir or mam."
      Google: Hangs up, starts looking for the number.
      Telecom: Sales guy calls the other telecom's sales guy, "Hey Bob, listen Google just tried to low-ball me for a build contract. I know right!? Anyway when they call you tell em the price is 11 Beelion Dollars (In Dr. Evils voice) too, OK? Hey Thanks."
      Google: Calls the other guy, gets told 11B and goes with the first telecom.

      Alternatively in non US places where free market regulation prevents absolute monopoly:
      Google: "How much to build over your network?"
      Telecom: "Ten Beelion dollars!"
      Google: "What's the other guy's phone number?"
      Telecom: "What other guy? We are the only telecom. We own all the fiber, cellular, wireless, and copper lines as well as all available right of way. Look since you made me explain it the price is now 11 Beelion dollars. (In Dr. Evils voice) Are we done "negotiating" yet?"

    18. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, google should have just suggested they'd go with a competitor.

      Google: "How much for us to run fiber on your network nationwide?"

      Comcast: "TEN BILLION DOLLARS!!!"

      Google: "Hmm... hey, do you know what centurylink's phone number is?"

      Comcast: "It's illegal for anyone but us to run fiber in that municipality"

      Google: "well shit"

      Fixed that for ya'

    19. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure he was calling him Chad as in Chad, a clearly-douchey white person.

    20. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardwiring is expensive, the goal is to be cheap enough to bring the internet to poorer countries.

    21. Re: Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor countries in Eastern Europe have street lamp poles wired with shielded cat 5e so much that if you cut the pole at the bottom it will still keep standing. And they will sell you 25Mbps no data cap for $17 a month, all taxes included. If you prepay cash for 1 year it will cost you just $170 all taxes included. If you want 100Mbps the price will be like $55 a month. Think before you talk please. And those speeds are for international traffic, you usually get the peered national networks at 100Mbps.

    22. Re:Why? by BlacKSacrificE · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, I know you were calling GP a dense, simpleminded frat boy who has no concept of how the world actually works, as opposed to referring to the country Chad. Apparently Slashdot is still coming to terms with how commas and sentence structures work.

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    23. Re:Why? by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      Thank you. <3

  4. It might wor? by grahamsaa · · Score: 1

    How do we measure that? What does it mean?

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    1. Re:It might wor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Breakthrough in Alphabet's Balloon-Based Internet Project Means It Might Actually Worm"
      Finally, a Balloon that travels best on, or even through, the ground. This Project might actually have legs.
      But then again, it wouldn't be a worm...

      Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: msmash/manishs is a Moro

    2. Re:It might wor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me, it might worry.

    3. Re:It might wor? by hey! · · Score: 2

      Using my scrabble super powers, may I suggest the following verb infinitive forms that begin with WOR:
      WORSHIP
      WORSEN
      WORRY
      WORRIT
      WORM.

      That's pretty much it.

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    4. Re:It might wor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means, unlike other balloon based internet projects, this one will have calamari and shrimp and other stuff.

      You measure it by how much extra crap there is.

  5. Wor by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    Wor never changes.

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    1. Re:Wor by mandark1967 · · Score: 1

      Well played, sir. Well played.

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    2. Re:Wor by wbr1 · · Score: 1

      Go back to your vault.

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  6. Machine Learning? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    improved altitude control and navigation system

    sounds more like improved physical capabilities - maybe they got smarter at the same time, but it doesn't matter how smart your loon is if it can't do anything with that knowledge.

    1. Re:Machine Learning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't blame you for not RTFA, but the explanation is in the summary.

  7. Wow, that's grea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope to one day get my internet from a baloo

    1. Re:Wow, that's grea by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Indeed. I think internet is definitely one of the bear necessities of life.

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    2. Re: Wow, that's grea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hakuna mattat

  8. This means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... WOR!

    1. Re:This means... by arelas · · Score: 2

      Word

  9. "Can it work?" is not the question... by bobbied · · Score: 2

    "Is it worth doing?" is the question,

    Technically, there is no reason this cannot be made to work. However, financially, it may not be workable.

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  10. I loved Wor! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

    Wizard of Wor was one of my favorite arcade games back in the early 1980's.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_of_Wor

  11. And they said I was ma by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    But it wor! I tell you it wor!

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  12. Improved connectivity by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    These new network balloons provide super reliable connec@FA#$F^xF1zNO CARRIER

  13. Will it "Wor" like Google Fiber? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I loved how all the Google fanbois crowed how Google Fiber was going to put local ISPs out of business because, you know, Google.

    So much for that...

    1. Re:Will it "Wor" like Google Fiber? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved how all the Google fanbois crowed how Google Fiber was going to put local ISPs out of business

      Indeed, you loved it so much that you made it up when you realized that nobody was actually saying it.

  14. They'll put ads on the sides by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 1

    The Goodyear Internet Blimp or worse....brought to by "Facebook. We now power everything."

  15. Excuse me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as wor, is in fact actually Wor/k, or as I've taken to calling it recently, Wor plus k. Wor is not a word unto itself, but rather another syllable in a fully functioning sentence made useful by phonemes, structure, and vital meaning comprising a full expressed thought as defined by language.

    1. Re:Excuse me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, um...
      https://wordnik.com/words/wor

      "Breakthrough in Alphabet's Balloon-Based Internet Project Means It Might Actually Our"

      I agree that this doesn't make sense either. But then again, this _is_ msmash/manishs.

  16. Re:"Can it work?" is not the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that "Is it wort doin?" is the actual question.

  17. Nice callback by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    That was Wizard.

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    1. Re:Nice callback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am the Wizard of Wor.
      One bite from my pretties, and you'll explode, ha ha ha ha!"

  18. Re:"Can it work?" is not the question... by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    When the alternative is paying $60 million to launch a GEO satellite that has more than half a second of lag because of how far away it is, a cheap balloon seems pretty financially viable to me.

  19. No food or water for the folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wood, water, or electricity, but hey they can do Facebook.

    1. Re:No food or water for the folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wood, water, or electricity, but hey they can do Facebook.

      Wrong country - that would be India.

  20. Re:"Can it work?" is not the question... by bobbied · · Score: 2

    Satellites already exist for data connections and are quasi profitable. However there are technical issues with satellites for broad band internet service, and the biggest is the available spectral space is quite limiting for vast tracts of the developed world. Basically the issues with satellites are more than just cost

    But that begs the question here really.. Is this new approach of using temporary balloon based distribution with the effort? I'm not so sure. Where I see the advantage of this idea, how's the operating cost of such a system going to be less than the existing cell network? What spectrum space are they planning to use? How will they obtain the rights to that space unless they buy it? Perhaps they plan to use 802.11 A/N spectrum under what ever passes as FCC part 15 in the UK?

    If they are buying spectrum, they will go broke before they begin because the will be bidding with the Cell companies for the same space... If they are using unlicensed 802.11 a/n, then I wish them luck but I don't support their effort. 802.11 a/n is congested bad enough now, we don't need more emitters floating around making matters worse. Plus as a Amateur radio licensee, I have rights to a lot of that spectrum and thus have priority over part 15 users, and I actually do use some of that space and would not welcome their unlicensed intrusion.

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  21. Re:"Can it work?" is not the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The trouble is that 3/4 of the world is water and ice, with nobody below to use the balloons, making the whole idea very expensive. Also, a jet stream can move a balloon very rapidly away from a usage area at speeds of 200 km/h, with no way to get it back.

  22. Re:"Can it work?" is not the question... by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    The alternative is not doing either, and investing your money in a totally different project.

  23. Re:"Can it work?" is not the question... by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    802.11 doesn't work anyway, because the round trip times will be too large for the standard ACK timeout.

  24. Re:"Can it work?" is not the question... by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    A trivial problem to solve when you can just increase the timeout values. I believe the recommendation is to add 2 s per 300 metres. These things don't need to support standard 802.11.

  25. Re:"Can it work?" is not the question... by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    "The trouble is that 3/4 of the world is water and ice, with nobody below to use the balloons, making the whole idea very expensive"

    There a thousands of islands and also >51000 merchant ships below and hundreds of thousands of leisure boats and naturally we can't forget the laser sharks, they want to 'phone home' as well.

  26. Wikipedia, not Facebook by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    Or they can learn how to plant trees, purify water, and generate electricity. Do you know how I know that you've never lived without clean water and electricity? Because you seem to think that you can live without these things and not have that be a bigger priority than Facebook.

    I did at one point live in some jungle shack that had a pathetic wifi signal, sometimes dropping to tens of bytes per second. It did have electricity of some sort, and as for water, well, there was definitely a tap, but whether you considered the output water was a matter of opinion. When you have shitty Internet, you make the most of it -- I downloaded programming documentation. Facebook would be a non-starter, it's just too bandwidth-heavy even if it were in some sense useful.

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  27. What, me wor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't wor, be happ

  28. Re:"Can it work?" is not the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the only alternative. You could launch lots of LEO satellites, I believe that is Musk's plan once SpaceX's reusable rocket tech is a bit more mature.

  29. Re:"Can it work?" is not the question... by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    Yes, but while that solution may be cheaper per-user in the long run, it only does so through enormous economies of scale, as it will cost billions of dollars over hundreds of launches.