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Web Comic 'Pokey The Penguin' Celebrates Its 19th Anniversary (twitter.com)

It's one of the longest-running comics on the internet. (Slashdot is approaching its 20th anniversary, and in its first year ran two stories about Pokey.) Open source developer Steve Havelka of Portland, Oregon created the truly bizarre strip back in 1998 -- one legend says it was originally a parody of another comic drawn with Microsoft Paint -- and he's since sporadically cranked out 637 strips.

Since 2010 he's also been publishing the cartoons in printed books, and this year launched an equally surreal page on Patreon identifying himself as "Steve Havelka, THE AUTHORS of Pokey the Penguin," offering supporters a "mystery item in the mail". Pokey has lots of fans -- he earned a shout-out in the videogame Hitman: Blood Money -- and very-long-time Slashdot reader 198348726583297634 informs us that on this 19th anniversary Pokey "is celebrating on Twitter!" where he's apparently accosting other web cartoonists and touting a new birthday strip. (Not to be confused with that truly horrible Pokey-goes-to-a-party movie created in Adobe Flash.)

I'd like to hear from any Slashdot readers who remember Pokey the Penguin -- but I'm also curious to hear from Slashdot readers who have never read the strip. ComixTalk called it "one of those webcomics that really only exist because of the Internet -- it would be hard to see something like this in any other medium... there's just something about Pokey the Penguin that fits online."

67 comments

  1. Never heard of it... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    User Friendly was my favorite back in the day, before it went into a permanent loop.

    http://userfriendly.org/

    1. Re:Never heard of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello there, Sid.

    2. Re: Never heard of it... by mmell · · Score: 1

      Same here. Iliad's got a real world life to deal with, and I doubt that UF makes enough money to do much beyond keeping itself afloat. The Ufie community is still there and tends to be as thoughtful and intelligent as ever - largely, I suspect, because they don't allow A/C's to post there.

    3. Re: Never heard of it... by mmell · · Score: 1
      I must've frightened you terribly - your stalking me. I'm flattered.

      Oh, Slashdot Admins! I'm sure you'll be able to provide some salient information to the proper authorities about this particular Anonymous Coward should it prove to be anything more than an obnoxious troll, won't you?

    4. Re: Never heard of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://web.archive.org/web/htt...

      Page cannot be displayed due to robots.txt.

      HAHAHA oh man, not archived? HAHAHAHAHAHA

    5. Re:Never heard of it... by fermion · · Score: 1
      UF is certainly one of the oldest web comics and one of the few to support the artist. If it had not been for plagerized it still would be running.

      I would also point out that the old web comic I know about is I PhD, running since 1997 with almost 2000 strips.

      I guess in this post factual world, no one will care.

      My opinion is that since around 2000, it has been a renesance in newspaper style cartoons as the barriers to entry are non existent and for those who got in early, quality was all that mattered. Even late comers, like XKCD do much better by some metrics than early entries and popular sites like SMBC.

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    6. Re:Never heard of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And perusing some of them, I can see why. My standards are pretty low; I kept reading Doonesbury long after it stopped being funny before quitting, but I think I have had quite enough of Pokey for another 20 years.

    7. Re:Never heard of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Schlock Mercenary has been running daily strips since June 2000. Never missed a single day in all that time.
      600 strips in 20 years? Meh. Even 2,000 strips in those 20 years isn't that impressive.

      6,000 strips in 16 years? That's impressive.

    8. Re:Never heard of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With every year after the Dot Com Crash User Friendly only got worse as the creator got increasingly jaded and bitter. Also the art style never got better, which is odd compared to most other long-running webcomics. I think I finally stopped reading it a while after that really annoying Chinese character was added.

    9. Re:Never heard of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay! Let's have candy. Thank you for the candy.

    10. Re:Never heard of it... by antdude · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I miss it. Did they ever say why they stopped?

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    11. Re:Never heard of it... by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      User Friendly was my favorite back in the day, before it went into a permanent loop.

      http://userfriendly.org/

      Same here. I've never heard of Pokey the Penguin but I always enjoyed the User Friendly comic strip.

    12. Re:Never heard of it... by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      That depends on whether the comics-every-single-day are worth viewing, or just tedious.

      I've never heard of Schlock Mercenary before.

      I know what schlock is.

      Why not provide a link so we can see what sort of daily strip is provided?

    13. Re: Never heard of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the special safe space snow flake boys!!

    14. Re:Never heard of it... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I followed it for a year or so, but it got old. Don't know what it's like in recent decades. Schlock is an alien with a number of useful talents, but beauty isn't one of them. There is (or was) also a handsome captain, a (slightly) mad scientist, a "beautiful" nurse, etc. And they get in a lot of fights. (I may have misremembered some of that.)

      So it's pretty much a standard formula, but not too bad. https://www.schlockmercenary.c... thanks to Google.

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    15. Re:Never heard of it... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2
  2. who have never read the strip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    +1

  3. 20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying something has reached its 20th anniversary on the internet doesn't mean much. There was a large internet community long before 1997.

    And it was much better before 1993. Get off my lawn.

    1. Re:20 years by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      Dude, 1997 wasn't twenty years....

      Damn I'm old.

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    2. Re:20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying something has reached its 20th anniversary on the internet doesn't mean much

      It's a 19th anniversary and the comic produced like 35 poorly drawn pictures a year on average.

      Yeah, I don't get it either.

    3. Re:20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn right it's been twenty years since Duke Nukem rescued President Bill Clinton from those Alien Bastards.

    4. Re:20 years by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Scary, isn't it? Doesn't seem that long ago when I was dialing in.

      The Playstation is 22 years old. The iPhone will be 10 in June and in some places you can't even use the original any more because there are no 2G networks left.

      My beloved Amiga is 32 years old. 16 bit chipset with a CPU that was 32 bit internally. And I still remember the addresses of the customer registers, because back then for some reason we didn't even bother using #define for them. I guess we were used to low level monitors where you would experimentally poke stuff by address, since they never included friendly register names to save memory.

      And even back then, the 8 bit machines were old hat.

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  4. Plenty of older by ElectraFlarefire · · Score: 2

    I'm sad that one of my favorites have come to an end. http://www.sabrina-online.com/
    First started in 1996 and only finished end 2017. With four-ish pages a month. (Archive: http://www.sabrina-online.com/... )
    And for the geeks, it was and mostly is still done with an Amiga. Fans of the platform will know EWS's style. :)

    1. Re:Plenty of older by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the furfag.

    2. Re:Plenty of older by Megol · · Score: 1

      Found the b-tard.

  5. Never heard of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never heard of Pokey the Penguin. I've been reading Slashdot since almost the beginning and either forgot or never saw the articles on pokey.

    1. Re:Never heard of it. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Surely you know about Pokey.

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  6. 13 years on the net by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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  7. Stop celebrating talentless people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get it. Why would anyone pay two seconds worth of attention to that stupid penguin strip? Ugly and stupid. Really bad. Don't draw if you can't draw, don't design if you can't design and don't make jokes if you aren't funny...

  8. Avalon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://avalonhigh.com/

    Ran from 1999 to 2007, ten years dead this week.

    Primarily a teen drama, although there was an arc about Ryan-OS in which Ryan wrote an OS to rival Linux.

  9. Re:I love to rape penguins by davester666 · · Score: 0

    Welcome. I believe there is a opening for a senior cabinet position in Trump's administration you are just been nominated to fill.

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  10. Yellow No 5 by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    The thing I remember most about reading Pokey was a curious link on their page to a fictional band with a detailed history. I enjoyed the comic too and even made my own fan comics which I have somewhere. Good times.

  11. Wow! Just wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot has become a VBS script.

  12. One thing says it all for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put your face into the glue!

  13. Still love Pokey by thepod · · Score: 1

    I was reading pokey back then, around '97 I guess, while interning at IBM. Sometimes it would genuinely make me laugh, sometimes it would make me think. I've always loved stuff that fucks with your head, though. Therefore, do not drink and drive!!!

    1. Re:Still love Pokey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was stupid 18 years ago. I hadn't heard about this since then. I looked and just read over 15 at random.

      Why 15? Because not *one* had anything truly deep or interesting - or even funny. I wouldn't even call them humorous or interesting. And I couldn't bring myself to click on any more they were that bad.

      Please link to a few that 'fucks with your head' or 'would make me think' please.

    2. Re:Still love Pokey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Long time POKEY THE PENGUIN fan here. Nineteen years, still avoiding Italians, and STILL HAS RINGS! Here's to hoping for the day he'll be permitted to use Skeptopotamous' comfort tube.

  14. Pokey rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I loved this comic and had recently looked it up again in the last year. It's very genuine content and used the web (and MS paint) to inform how the comic read – it's smart and super funny! Neo-Matt Groening! It far surpassed all of the garbage being churned out in that era (i.e. Strongbad, etc.) I'm very happy to see it recognized on /.

  15. Don't get it.... by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    I just read several of the strips over a wide range of years, and I just didn't get a single one of them. Maybe high art is just beyond me or something, but these didn't click with me at all. Not even a grin.

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    1. Re:Don't get it.... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I lol'd at a few of them. Some of it is very funny stuff.

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    2. Re:Don't get it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I read it a few times over the years, and it didn't do much for me either. I'd not thought about Pokey the Penguin for years, until this article reminded me of it! So I took a look at some random comics from its archive, and it still doesn't do much for me now. :/

  16. Re:I love to rape penguins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There will be so much shitting and raping. You won't even believe how much shitting and raping there will be.

  17. I see why I've never heard of it by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 0

    it's a rancid pile of crap scribbled by a mentally disabled person Or at least that's what my 1st impression was

    1. Re:I see why I've never heard of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it's designed to give that impression. Its comedy is often derived from its absurdness and anti-punchlines

    2. Re:I see why I've never heard of it by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      So it's layers-deep ironic irony? Isn't that sort of ironic?

  18. Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never heard of it.

  19. pokey at the jewelry store by steveha · · Score: 2

    pokey at the jewelry store

    There. It's my favorite Pokey strip. It's also the only Pokey strip I like. I don't really get the love for Pokey... I don't get the love for Zippy the Pinhead either.

    I really do like this one. The increasing aburdity of the situation unfolds with IMHO perfect comic timing.

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  20. With Jerkcity a close second by tietokone-olmi · · Score: 1

    That's also been around for like 20 years now. Still publishing daily.

  21. PHD Comic by kav2k · · Score: 1

    As far as I remember, the oldest originally-web comic still running is Piled Higher and Deeper with October 27, 1997 launch.

    1. Re:PHD Comic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Kevin and Kell has been going since '95.

  22. Bring back Badtech by Reverant · · Score: 1

    Oh James Sharman, heed to our cries for help.

  23. Re:I love to rape penguins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're gonna make shitting rape again.

  24. By all the forgotten gods... by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 1

    That's fucked up. I like it!

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  25. Sluggy Freelance by Gryphia · · Score: 1

    So far, it looks like Sluggy Freelance (http://www.sluggy.com/) may be the oldest comic strip (posted here at least) that is still running. It started August 19, 1997, and is still updating 3-5 times a week. Given that it used to update 7 times a week, a conservative estimate for the number of strips is ~19.5*52*4 = ~4000 strips! And the quality (at least of the art) is dramatically improved since the start. Another favorite old comic of mine is Schlock Mercenary (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/). It's been around since June of 2000, updated 7 days a week, and it's never missed an update (~6100 strips!). Howard Taylor's art and story work has gotten excellent, and the quality is consistently high. And, of course, PVP and Penny Arcade have both been around since 1998.

    1. Re:Sluggy Freelance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure Kevin & Kell breaks that record easily - it's been going since September 3, 1995 and has apparently never missed a single day.

    2. Re:Sluggy Freelance by Gryphia · · Score: 1

      Well, I did say posted here :)

  26. Other comics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as long running comics go, I used to be a fan of Shlock Mercenary. I recall it was absolutely adamant about its update schedule and never missed an update, I believe it was daily? A little research tells me they recently past their 5000th strip. Quite a long read, though the early comics are poorly drawn, his art style really evolved as he went on, its quite sharp now.: http://www.schlockmercenary.com

    There's some other comics I'm quite a fan of though they haven't run as long.
    Endtown is a comic that frequently makes me sad, but I enjoy it.: http://www.gocomics.com/endtown/
    and KSBD is pretty impressive in its art and is really pretty to look at, the story direction is..interesting too. Weird but interesting.: http://killsixbilliondemons.com

    1. Re:Other comics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schlock Mercenary's been going 7-days a week since June 12, 2000, and never missed an update. Howard Tayler maintains a minimum 1-month buffer, and doesn't really feel comfortable unless he's got two months done ahead.

  27. PUT YOUR FACE INTO THE GLUE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OW! Glue and nails!

  28. Very very long time reader, I guess? by backtick · · Score: 1

    Being old can be useful, I guess, when ancient internet history comes up (yay, I'm a slashdot elder?). Sluggy Freelance was late in 96, and I think Help Desk (ubersoft) was earlier that same year. It's been published continuously although there're a few hiatus periods, so it may or may not count as prepaying sluggy.

  29. JERK CITY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://www.jerkcity.com 6,500+ of fully automated humor.

  30. Mr. Nutty for President!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...oh, wait.