Aurora Enthusiasts Discover A Strange New Light In The Sky And Named It Steve (bbc.com)
An anonymous reader quotes the BBC:
A group of aurora enthusiasts have found a new type of light in the night sky and named it Steve. Eric Donovan from the University of Calgary in Canada spotted the feature in photos shared on a Facebook group. He did not recognise it as a catalogued phenomenon and although the group were calling it a proton arc, he knew proton auroras were not visible. Testing showed it appeared to be a hot stream of fast-flowing gas in the higher reaches of the atmosphere.
The European Space Agency sent electric field instruments to measure it 300km (190 miles) above the surface of the Earth and found the temperature of the air was 3,000C (5,400F) hotter inside the gas stream than outside it. Inside, the 25km-wide ribbon of gas was flowing at 6 km/s (13,000mph), 600 times faster than the air on either side.
One official at the European Space Agency made sure to thank the "army of citizen scientists" who helped with the discovery, saying "It turns out that Steve is actually remarkably common, but we hadn't noticed it before." The name apparently came from a scene in the movie "Over the Hedge."
The European Space Agency sent electric field instruments to measure it 300km (190 miles) above the surface of the Earth and found the temperature of the air was 3,000C (5,400F) hotter inside the gas stream than outside it. Inside, the 25km-wide ribbon of gas was flowing at 6 km/s (13,000mph), 600 times faster than the air on either side.
One official at the European Space Agency made sure to thank the "army of citizen scientists" who helped with the discovery, saying "It turns out that Steve is actually remarkably common, but we hadn't noticed it before." The name apparently came from a scene in the movie "Over the Hedge."
Fucking Furries.
It could have been much worse. They could have called it Lighty McLightface.
I thought the science was settled!
Yes, you're correct. Science was settled somewhere between 1642 and 1727
Bear in mind at the extremely low pressure @ 190 miles (You'd need a space suite) 3000C is not as sweltering as it sounds
Build a Man a Fire, and He'll Be Warm for a Day. Set a Man on Fire, and He'll Be Warm for the Rest of His Life.
"It turns out that Steve is actually remarkably common, but we hadn't noticed it before."
So, despite all of the sky watchers, stargazers, atmospheric researchers, astronauts, and people in Iceland; no one noticed the apparently "remarkably common" streaks of 5400 degree gas travelling at 13000mph a mere 50-60 miles below the ISS?
I'm sorry, but your opinion seems to be wrong.
and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him
why didn't they name it Mulder?
I'm never calling it that
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Unless this phenomenon is relevant to climate, nothing changes.
If it is relevant, then all of the models will be refined.
It could also be a "new" phenomem, in the sense that it only occurs under certain conditions which have only arisen (or returned) recently.
But go ahead and blast away at your little pet peeve without a modicum of thought. Actual, reasonable scientists will sort it out in time.
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On the contrary, science was settled in 6000 BC.
Everything after that is just man trying to comprehend God's Majesty.
Protip: It won't work.
Aurora Enthusiasts Discover A Strange New Light In The Sky And Named It Steve
Did they name it (named: past tense) before they discovered it (discover: present tense)?
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
They discovered it had a strange reality about it that no one else recognised. They say it's better and more stylish than all other forms of light. Is it a PC light or a Mac light?
I'm wondering how long it will be before someone comes up with an excessively forced acronym for "steve".
So this group takes another groups discovery and decides they have naming rights? How the fuck does that happen?
I'm not calling this a steve. That's dumb. How about "lightband"?