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Microsoft Commits $5 Million To 'Landmark' United Nations Technology Partnership (venturebeat.com)
Microsoft and the United Nations (UN) have announced a five-year "landmark" partnership to develop technology to "better predict, analyze and respond to critical human rights situations," according to a statement issued today. From a report: Additionally, Microsoft will support work being carried out by the UN Human Rights Office by contributing $5 million to a grant in what the UN called an "unprecedented level of support" from a private organization. An example of the kind of technology the duo have been working on is an information dashboard called Rights View that gives UN employees access to real-time aggregated data on rights violations by country. This, it's hoped, will "facilitate analysis, ensure early warning of emerging critical issues, and provide data to guide responses," according to Microsoft.
Elaine moaned happily as she faked her orgasm, clenching down around Marlon's cock with her cunt.
- Men are such idiots, - she thought smugly as she watched him stiffen and shoot his sperm into his condom, - Tighten your pussy a couple of times and they think they've given you the fuck of the century. -
Elaine usually came with Marlon, but today she just hadn't been into it and really just wanted to watch Letterman, so she faked it.
"Wow!" gasped Marlon, pushing forward a couple more times, his admittedly large cock pushing apart her cunt,"Some fuck, huh?"
"Oooh yeah baby, you're the greatest," she moaned back at him.
He slowly pulled out and flopped onto his back, his cock was slightly softened, and had fallen back onto his belly, it looked like a little blind man in a slicker and Elaine stifled a giggle, if there was one thing men hated it was to be laughed at when they were naked.
"Say, wanna watch Letterman?" she asked him, picking up the remote control.
"Yeah, whatever," he moaned, like most men Marlon lost interest in everything just after sex.
She flicked it on, Letterman was introducing his first guest of the evening, Jennifer Love Hewitt.
"Man, she's hot," muttered Marlon through half-closed eyelids.
"Hmmm?" asked Elaine.
"I love women with big tits," he whispered, half asleep now.
Elaine grinned,"Then you must love me!"
Marlon looked over at her with an almost disinterested look, he rolled over and muttered something before dropping off.
"Huh!" muttered Elaine, losing interest in Letterman.
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"What?" replied George, a phony grin on his face,"A guy can't drink water?"
"That's like your seventh glass of water since we got in here."
George looked a little embarassed,"Ummm... I... I'm keeping myself hydrated."
"Uuhhhh, Georgie Porgie on a fitness kick?" laughed Jerry, just loud enough so people around them could hear. He knew George hated people to think he was insecure about his health and fitness, even though he was.
"What's wrong with keeping in shape?"
Jerry raised an eyebrow,"I think you left being in shape behind in grade school."
George snorted.
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"Yeah, that's the reason," Jerry murmured.
Elaine entered the cafe.
"Lainee!" cried Jerry.
"Hmmmph," Elaine hmmmphed, sitting down next to Jerry.
"What's the problem?" asked Jerry, but before she could reply George interrupted.
"The water jug is empty... is it to much to ask they kept it full?"
"Yeah George," grunted Elaine, rolling her eyes,"It real high on their list of priorities."
"I'm going to get some more, you gotta have sixty cups of water a day you know."
He got up and walked to the counter, Elaine turned to look at Jerry.
"Sixty cups? Shouldn't that be six tea cups?"
Jerry smiled, thin and sardonic,"Shhhh, this is more fun than telling him."
George returned, he poured himself a glass of water and sat down, as he took his first sip he glanced at his watch.
"Oh wow!" he said, putting the glass down,"I have to meet Linda at her work, I gotta go."
He stood up and grabbed the glass, bringing it to his lips he threw his head back and swallowed it all down, thumped it on to the table and walked out with a brief wave at the two of them.
"I guess that's a loser's idea of a kegger?" Elaine commented,"Hey, what's Linda like, he's been going out with her for nearly a month now... for us that's huge."
"Yeah, he's been saying he's gotten really comfortable with her, so I think we know what's next...."
"Yep, he's gonna dump her."
"Exactly!"
The waitress finally realized that Elaine had arrived and came to take her order, she got a slice of apple pie.
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Really.
Way to go, Donald.
That's "million". That's with an "m" not a "b". With all this talk of it being a "landmark" partnership and whatnot, I figured it was supposed to be a "b", but the article says "million" as well.
So, $5M, which is about enough to pay the salaries of, say, 100 people working for one year, or 20 people working for five years? Don't get me wrong, that's great and all, and the cause is good, but it seems as if whoever wrote this press release is laying the hyperbole on thick.
I'm sure they'll be spending $20M to advertise how great they are for doing this.
Anons need not reply. Questions end with a question mark.
Wasn't the UN designed to prevent another world war? How does this serve that purpose?
Good. If you ever actually study human rights, you'll discover it's terrible in a way you can hardly conceptualize. Doing what we can to reduce problems like state-sanctioned torture, the modern-day slave trade, the kidnapping and elimination of those who speak out against tyrants, the use of rape as a weapon of war, the genocides we see today, and many other very basic problems should be a core priority of the United Nations. It is an effort that people and businesses and political parties of all stripes should stand behind.
You can choose to shout "SJWs" or "hate of anything microsoft related" or everything else we expect to see on slashdot threads like this. But this is a good thing.
Real lawyers write in C++
I'm also sure MS will get "good will" in return that will pay many times that. Even without corruption, all things being equal, the company who has the best PR will have an edge in decision making.
The U.N. runs on government but it does surprise me that they've managed to keep corporate sponsorship away so well that 5 Million is a huge deal.
I understand the biggest problem with human right violations is not to display them on screen, but to investigate them. If investigation is weak, the beautiful IT system will work in "garbage in, garbage out" mode
Nothing new, so far. Disgusting as usual.
This office is led by Prince Zeid Ra'ad Al Hussein of Jordan.
Wikipedia link for human rights in Jordan.
Not as bad as some other UN human rights organizations, but it still doesn't sound very good.