NASA To Make Announcement About First Mission To Touch Sun (nasa.gov)
NASA published the following media advisory moments ago: NASA will make an announcement about the agency's first mission to fly directly into our sun's atmosphere during an event at 11 a.m. EDT Wednesday, May 31, from the University of Chicago's William Eckhardt Research Center Auditorium. The event will air live on NASA Television and the agency's website. The mission, Solar Probe Plus, is scheduled to launch in the summer of 2018. Placed in orbit within four million miles of the sun's surface, and facing heat and radiation unlike any spacecraft in history, the spacecraft will explore the sun's outer atmosphere and make critical observations that will answer decades-old questions about the physics of how stars work. The resulting data will improve forecasts of major space weather events that impact life on Earth, as well as satellites and astronauts in space.
They're going at night?
Sigger than your average
Project Icarus. This needs to be called Project Icarus.
I miss that.
Does he have a nice butt or what?
Oh you mean THE sun, as in our star... if you leave out the "the" it changes the meaning.
It isn't going to touch the Sun; it won't get anywhere near the surface... still cool nonetheless.
-SaNo
Project Icarus. This needs to be called Project Icarus.
Yeah, that didn't exactly work out the way he planned, did it?
They're going at night?
Of course they are. How else do you think they keep the probe from burning up?
It took the biggest brains to figure this one out. The President was involved personally.
DAEDALUS!
Please let's spin this as "the first human to touch the sun", so we can convince Trump's ego to make him go first...
Will not have an extended mission like many of NASA's other projects. I can't imagine how its going to hold up against that kind of environment.
Polack jokes are no longer considered acceptable.
This kind of stupidity makes Polacks look brilliant.
You mean the plumbers? That's why we voted for brexit.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
They have always been acceptable and hilarious.
I can practically hear the NASA commentators already...
(Harry) "Well folks, we've made it!! After 390 billion dollars and months of waiting, we're finally here to obser..."
(the Sun) FWOOOOOOOSH!
(Harry) "Fuck me sidways, that was the most expensive solar flare in history. What say you, Dick?"
(Dick) "Yup. Reminds of that one night in Vegas when I was banging a hooker on the high-stakes blackjack table. Fun while it lasted."
Praise the sun!
Where's the "-1 You're an Idiot" downvote?
Nowhere did OP say anything about Polacks. But you nicely filled in the missing bits.
(And yes, when I first heard the joke – about a million years ago – it was the Polish Space Agency going to the Sun at night.)
No self control? You just had to fill in the missing bits
A bit like Twitler telling the Russians about laptop bombs.
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, I know something you don't know. Let me tell you what it is. Because I've got the best intel. Ooh, Ooh.
Donald, is that you?
Let's hope they don't need the help of Thunderbirds 2, 3 and Brains' Rescue Beam!
The idea that a quasi-biological alien probe could ride down the telematter stream was impossible based on everything we knew at the time. Simply because it was compromised in ways its creators could not have imagined, and human civilization collapsed as a result, does not mean that the creation of the Icarus Array was a bad idea.
Rule 35 of the internet: "If it can be hacked, it will be". - Charles Stross
The wax and feathers are going to need a lot of thermal shielding.
Please name the craft Disaster Area! PLEASE!
After all, the rents there are outrageous.
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Source? sounds neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Hopefully you're referring to a different Icarus because that one is hot shit, and I'd prefer to have a probe worth more than the movie.
Used to be I could tell which ones were the trolls around here.
My God, it's Full of Source!
OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
I'm not that excited. Call me when they launch the Sundiver Project.
I like my dinosaurs feathery, and my pterosaurs hairy (or is it pycnofibery?)
It will be interesting to learn the improvements for electronics to survive such an hostile environment, with high energy particles, gamma rays, and intense heat.
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Its like current flow: electrons go one way, positive charge "holes" go the other way. Except its with antimatter, not electric charge. I hope Watts is working on a third book. The first was great. The second, ok.
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Don'y you know that you can just stop your space ship and get off any time you want?
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And only if it confirms the sun revolves around him. Any other conclusion: #FakeScience
Set the controls for the heart of the sun.
They better be streaming that when it goes into orbit or else stoners everywhere will be really disappointed. Well, actually, they would be if they weren't so stoned.
Hey, careful with that axe Eugene!
An effective "democracy" creates the illusion the people have a say in their government.
Helios Too.
As soon as the press conference occurs one of Trump's toadies will scurry back to the White House (imagine a cockroach) and tattle tail that NASA has defied the President and has a mission to study the weather. Trump will fly into a rage and change NASA's budget priorities. NASA will be charged to prove the world i flat and was formed by God 6000 years ago.
1. Prove the Earth is Flat.
2. ???
3. Profit!!
Why is Snark Required?
Perhaps a more optimistic name might be Prometheus? Or ... what was the ship name in Bradbury's "Golden Apples of the Sun"?
Please send him up there too. Thanks in advance.
Votez ecolo : Chiez dans l'urne !
Because they might as well be walking on the sun.
Alright, we'll use the other Icarus. However, I don't see how a winged kid with a bow will help us get telemetry about our star.
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That's the "Your an Idiot" downvote. FTFY
If NASA's probe doesn't have permission to touch the Sun , it could get burned...
Impetuous! Homeric!
But the sun is a big balloon full of gas! The spaceship will pop it and send billion degree gas surging to earth! The White House Science Advisor told me so.
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Please send Trump
See the subject^^^^
Will we be sending the Muslims into the sun?