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Russia Jails Hacker For Spilling Top Government Officials' Secrets (reuters.com)
A Russian court sentenced a prominent hacker to two years in jail on Thursday after a secret trial which heard how he had accessed and leaked the email accounts of top government officials, Russian news agencies reported. From a report: The court found Vladimir Anikeyev, named as head of a famous hacking collective called Shaltai Boltai (Humpty Dumpty), guilty of illegally accessing computer data in collusion with a criminal group. The TASS news agency said he was accused of breaking into the email account of Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev's spokeswoman as well as the account of an official in the presidential administration among many others.
If he had been part of an 'opposition party', he'd also have been charged with embezzlement, given 10 years in jail, and forbidden from running for office, ever. That seems to be standard operating practice in Russia lately.
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I thought it was Russia hacking the US, Now you're telling me Russia is hacking Russia?
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Did WikiLeaks and RT turn him down? Soooooo strange, really puzzling.
They go easy on the first offender
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Don't forget there's also the Russian opposition party early retirement plan: get shot on the footsteps of the Kremlin.
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A hacker sentenced to only two and a half years with 8 months time served? Geez, that guy is lucky he wasn't caught and tried in the US like that Guccifer dude who got 52 months for hacking into the email accounts of Prez Bush, some celebrities, and Clinton hatchet man, Sid Blumenthal.
Obviously, this hacker should escape from Russia to the US, and then we can trade Snowden for him in a swap.
Right?
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Don't forget there's also the Russian opposition party early retirement plan: get shot on the footsteps of the Kremlin.
In all seriousness, the fact that they didn't just have some underlings "get rid of him" and are pretending to obey rule of law suggests that he's not guilty at all of what they claim and he's being sent up for something else (ie. political activities they don't like) or they've got someone in prison waiting to "take care of the problem".
Are they sending him back to the US?
Particularly if they are being prosecuted as part of a cover story for Putin ordering the hacking of US politician's emails...
With this in place, they can now claim that "It's those darn hackers, no government involvement... see, they even hack us"
Just stock and trade for Russian agit-prop, this guy will prolly get goodies and a girl in his cell, if in fact he is ever imprisoned
Isn't Russia the one who harbours and applauds hackers who release state secrets? Russia really is hypocritical, run by selfish thugs
Yeah all the American guys, Foster, Rich, and those Wall Street bankers committed suicide... riiight.
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The only real difference between us and them is the quality of the facade. The Russian's is a bit more drab.
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If he were an American doing it in the US, he'd get something similar to what you're writing about. Russia seems to have much more reasonable terms for "hacking".
Someone's going to hack Twitler, get caught, and get a 25 year sentence.
He'll whinge about it and compare his sentence to what this Russian guy got, and the American Nazi Party<Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H><Ctrl-H>Alt Right will call him a libtard, a precious snowflake, and a bad hombre, and inform us he's getting what he deserves.
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One is either very brave, very naive, or suicidal to run against, or even speak up against Putin. He's pure liquid KGB. Russia is a democracy in name only.
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If he was a Democrat party member who was going to reveal information, he'd just get a few bullets in the back and have it claimed to be a "robbery" where nothing was taken...
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In the US, truly good hackers are generally given limited sentences as long as they promise to work for the government and not break the law in the future. I'm guessing that Russia has a similar policy.
A 2 year sentence for that type of crime is relatively light. In the US, the minimum sentence is 5 years _per_ criminal act (which does a good job of explaining the Aaron Schwartz suicide.) As with government employment, I'm guessing Russia would have similar sentencing.
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You mean like the sudden death of Republican operative Peter W. Smith, who had a direct connection to Russia, 10 days after he spoke to the press?
Besides, the jail is located at a Black Sea resort, it's more like a vacation.
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If he had been an American in America and did that to an American government, he would have got a life sentence or worse a death sentence, so what the fuck is your point. Fuck the stupid what ifs, fucking hell, the dude only got 2 years.
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You mean, "hacking in the U.S." equals "ten years in jail"? Exactly so.
He may or may not be part of any opposition party but when he broke into Medvedev's email the information that came out provided the opposition with enough evidence to start a large investigation (which ended up posted as a video) into corruption that made Medvedev a billionaire.
Currently Navalny is in jail for 25 days from the 12th of June (8 days after his birthday) until the 7th of July for being popular enough that people listened to him and came out to protest corruption on the 12th of June across Russia.
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The USA is way worse, though. You had yet another liberal terrorist try to take out your entire government at a baseball game! As usual, anytime an american says something bad about Russia, it's just projecting your own unmatched evil on US.
My point, as you have fucking confirmed, is that he got only two years. Other guys in Russia have gotten worse for being in an opposition party. That's paradoxical with the situation in the U.S., where hackers get extremely (some would say stupidly) heavy sentences, but being in the opposition party is essentially a non-issue. We have been discussing this in the thread here.
This was a show trial. If Putin really cared, this guy would have been dead long ago...