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Tesla Model S Fails To Get Top IIHS Crash Rating (usatoday.com)

mrspoonsi writes: Shares in Tesla have plummeted more than 13 percent this week after lower than expected deliveries and the Model S only attaining an acceptable result in recent crash tests. The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety states: "Tesla made changes to the safety belt in vehicles built after January with the intent of reducing the dummy's forward movement. However, when IIHS tested the modified Model S, the same problem occurred, and the rating didn't change. Although the two tested vehicles had identical structure, the second test resulted in greater intrusion into the driver's space because the left front wheel movement wasn't consistent. Maximum intrusion increased from less than 2 inches to 11 inches in the lower part and to 5 inches at the instrument panel in the second test. The first test resulted in a good rating for structural integrity, while the second test resulted in an acceptable structural rating. The two tests' structural ratings were combined, resulting in acceptable structure and an acceptable rating overall for the Model S." A Tesla spokesperson responded to the IIHS's crash rating in a statement to Forbes: "IIHS and dozens of other private industry groups around the world have methods and motivations that suit their own subjective purposes."

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  1. Motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ""IIHS and dozens of other private industry groups around the world have methods and motivations that suit their own subjective purposes."

    yep driver and passenger safety, obviously Telsa's motivations differ significantly.

    1. Re:Motivation by Tailhook · · Score: 4, Insightful
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    2. Re:Motivation by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Forbes truncated their quote (and worse, added in a period to make it look like that ended a sentence). The actual quote is:

      Tesla's Model S received the highest rating in IIHS's crash testing in every category except for one, the small overlap front crash test, where it received the second highest rating available. While IIHS and dozens of other private industry groups around the world have methods and motivations that suit their own subjective purposes, the most objective and accurate independent testing of vehicle safety is currently done by the U.S. government, which found Model S and Model X to be the two cars with the lowest probability of injury of any cars that it has ever tested, making them the safest cars in history.

      The quote appears deliberately truncated to try to make it look like Tesla is badmouthing the IIHS, when they're very clearly just saying that they think the NHTSA testing is more meaningful. While that's a debatable point (I see no realistic reason to favour one over the other), Forbes' truncation is pretty questionable. Of course, what do you expect from an opinion piece that in its second sentence all but calls Tesla a cult?

      The reality is that the failed test ("small overlap") is a new test developed in 2012, after the Model S design was already completed; it was never designed to the test, only adapted to try to meet it (apparently unsuccessfully thusfar). To be fair to Tesla, this same issue has hit numerous other manufacturers; only three vehicles at present pass get the best rating in it (two of them new designs from 2017) - and Tesla did manage the second best rating. On the other hand, Tesla wants to build part of its reputation on being a leader in safety, and the small overlap crash test, while new, is meaningful. It's the equivalent of sideswiping a utility pole or similar - a very real type of crash that has previously not been well represented in existing crash tests. Tesla needs to get this right next year.

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    3. Re:Motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's quite a troubling response from Tesla, effectively trying to discredit the messenger.

      It's almost as if Musk has been hanging around too much with Trump.

    4. Re:Motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The quote appears deliberately truncated to try to make it look like Tesla is badmouthing the IIHS

      Fake news? In 2017? On the internet? No way! I think CNN just confirmed this story too, it can't be fake!

    6. Re:Motivation by Solandri · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The NHTSA tests were made by a bunch of people sitting in an office thinking up what might be a good way to simulate vehicle crashes to test their safety.

      The IIHS tests are made by the folks who have to pay out money for insurance claims, and are designed to weed out failure modes they are seeing in actual crashes which led them to pay out more than they were expecting. They made the driver's side overlap tests specifically because they saw it as a weakness with the NHTSA tests. The NHTSA test only covers impacts directly from the front and the side. Yet they were seeing a lot of claims from impacts where cars didn't hit head-on and the intrusion thus bypassed most or all the crash-resistance designed to satisfy the NHTSA test.
      • Driver drifts slightly over the double yellow line and hits a car in the oncoming lane.
      • Driver veers off the road and hits something (concrete, building, etc) at an angle driver's side first.

      Those are the scenarios that the IIHS test is trying to replicate. Passing the "small" version of the overlap test successfully is important because if the car can't, it may actually be better for the driver to let a greater portion of the car's front hit the oncoming vehicle/obstacle, rather than to try to avoid it and only receive a glancing blow. As the size of the impact area shrinks, the stresses on the section receiving the impact increases because there's less material absorbing the same crash energy. So the crash-resistance should be concentrated mostly along the sides, tapering off as you move inwards (perhaps increasing again towards the center). That is what this test is encouraging car designers to do. A car could be designed to let its left or right side completely shear off in a collision which misses the center of the front bumper, and still be completely NHTSA-compliant.

    7. Re:Motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep posting that, but completely devoid of context. Do you actually have something to say?

    8. Re:Motivation by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      If the small overlap test was invented in 2012, how did the Volvo s80 pass it in 2007? http://www.iihs.org/iihs/ratin... click on "other model years" to see the test results through time.

    9. Re:Motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's easy to explain based on the source you cite:
      For Small overlap front: "Tested vehicle 2014 Volvo S80 3.2 4-door" ( http://www.iihs.org/iihs/ratings/vehicle/v/volvo/s80-4-door-sedan/2007 )
      I guess they apply the same result to all preceding years during which the model was not altered.

    10. Re:Motivation by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Yeah this is bad journalism. Can we get the whole quote added to the summary?

    11. Re:Motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you can put the whole quote it, but IMHO it doesn't really make Tesla sound any better. It still comes across as

      "We don't like that test, we like this other test, so you should only pay attention to it. The fact that we did well in the one we like is of no importance".

    12. Re:Motivation by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      I'll buy that.

  2. Beginning of the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Tesla goes bankrupt. SpaceX goes bankrupt. Elon gets gender reassignment surgery and has same-sex marriage to Elizabeth Holmes in California. Their children are lizards.

    1. Re:Beginning of the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd pay to see that movie.

    2. Re:Beginning of the end? by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tesla goes bankrupt

      Oh, are we restarting the old TTAC "Tesla Death Watch" feature, with its regular columns predicting the imminent death of Tesla back in the early Roadster days?

      I always get a grin when I thumb through that, now that Tesla is worth as much as a major automaker and just about to start rolling out an EV (Model 3) in production numbers and with a performance/price point widely mocked as impossible just a few years ago... back when they were just starting to roll out an EV (Model S) in production numbers and with a performance/price point widely mocked as impossible a few years before that.... back when they were just starting to roll out an EV (Roadster) in production numbers and with a performance/price point widely mocked as impossible a few years before that....

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    3. Re: Beginning of the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if it stars Pelosi as the She-Musk!

    4. Re: Beginning of the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are still a year out from determining that Tesla can ship and support a mass-produced car.

      "Stay awhile and listen." - Deckard Can.

    5. Re:Beginning of the end? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 0

      aah, the old, 'they said it was impossible' cry. I never hear anyone say it would be "impossible" to sell an EV at that price point, but I guess Chevy proved em wrong.

    6. Re: Beginning of the end? by Dunbal · · Score: 0

      The way Pelosi looks nowadays I think she'll be starring as Elon Musk's ballsack.

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    7. Re: Beginning of the end? by ArylAkamov · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shut up old man and tell me how to use the horadric cube.

    8. Re:Beginning of the end? by Rei · · Score: 1

      I saw it constantly. Over and over. Including here at Slashdot.

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    9. Re:Beginning of the end? by gravewax · · Score: 1

      In all fairness Tesla are in a position of either the Model 3 is a success or Tesla go broke. a recall or significant failure while awkward in the previous tesla's would be a bank busting disaster in the Model 3. I have no idea how likely either scenario is but a misstep here would definitely be a death sentence.

    10. Re: Beginning of the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But...he just wants you to stay a while and listen...

    11. Re:Beginning of the end? by omnichad · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't that be a sex reassignment surgery and a same-gender marriage?

  3. An "Acceptable" safety rating? by nuckfuts · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is unacceptable!

  4. Second test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One test no test, two tests half test, three tests one test.

  5. Kennedys in the Enquirer by rmdingler · · Score: 1
    Does anyone wonder why every negative story involving the Tesla or Elon Musk receives coverage entirely out of balance with the rest of the Corporate news.

    You will very seldom see a story lead with, "Chevrolet driver involved in accident due to mechanical failure!"

    Musk's Dog caught in neighbor's garbage

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    1. Re:Kennedys in the Enquirer by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Its not just negative stories, the Silicon Valley press fall over themselves to be first in line to write the blow job pieces.

    2. Re:Kennedys in the Enquirer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Musk spams US media to shit with positive press releases and people lap it up. If you thrive on exposure, you will end up thriving on all exposure - not just favorable.

      I'd like to see less, "Musk is only human!" news, but it would disappear naturally if we had less, "Musk is Iron Man!" type news.

    3. Re:Kennedys in the Enquirer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone wonder why every positive story involving the Tesla or Elon Musk receives coverage entirely out of balance with the rest of the Corporate news.

      Fixed that for you.

    4. Re:Kennedys in the Enquirer by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Thanks bro, you're the best.

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    5. Re:Kennedys in the Enquirer by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Does anyone wonder why every negative story involving the Tesla or Elon Musk receives coverage entirely out of balance with the rest of the Corporate news.

      You will very seldom see a story lead with, "Chevrolet driver involved in accident due to mechanical failure!"

      Musk's Dog caught in neighbor's garbage

      Musk hypes everything up, he loves attention and so he gets attention in return. Plus, Tesla is a growth company with a lot of legitimate questions regarding sustainability (see link below), so the investment analysts are going to talk about it a lot. There are reports on other car companies, but their are fewer question marks with established companies, and those articles don't get posted on slashdot.

      I would not invest in Tesla right now. I've never seen such shorting on such a large company, and from my experience the shorts are right a lot more often than wrong.

      https://seekingalpha.com/artic...

    6. Re:Kennedys in the Enquirer by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Musk hypes everything up, he loves attention and so he gets attention in return. Plus, Tesla is a growth company with a lot of legitimate questions regarding sustainability (see link below), so the investment analysts are going to talk about it a lot. There are reports on other car companies, but their are fewer question marks with established companies, and those articles don't get posted on slashdot.

      Ever drive by those car lots that have the most flamboyant, garish, ubiquitous television advertisements? They are always full of people kicking tires.

      There may be Space entrepreneurs strapped for cash and investors, but it ain't the South African.

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    7. Re:Kennedys in the Enquirer by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Because it's novel, thus unknown, and you can get people to see you as a source of security by making them feel threatened by something else. They see that you saved them with knowledge, and come back to you.

      Unethical journalism to construct stories of villainy from big organizations people trust is a staple of ProPublica. They've repeatedly released American Red Cross Lessons Learned documentation--stuff that says what went wrong, what went right, what they'd do different if they did it again, why it went wrong, and what needs more review--with headlines and fanciful stories claiming that ARC is ineffective and is trying to cover up and ignore the horrendous mismanagement of their relief efforts.

      In case you missed it: the existence of LL documentation demonstrates the exact opposite.

      ProPublica also attacked Amazon's search because it shows a lower price+shipping for an Amazon product based on the free shipping Amazon offers (on orders over $25), which they demonstrated by tacking on the cost of expedited shipping to Amazon-sourced products. So you can get it for $23 and free shipping from Amazon, or $21 + $3.99 shipping from BuyOurBooks; ProPublica says it's more-expensive from Amazon because non-Super-Saver-Shipping orders have to pay $23+$6.21, and thus concludes Amazon should have ranked the other option as the top, cheapest option, and is only putting their products first to scam you into sending them your money.

      Who doesn't have an entire backlog of stuff they want to buy at some point? I just tack something else I didn't need right away onto my order to pad it out.

      When you sit down and weed these things out, you start noticing that a deep inspection makes it look like a whole lot of yelling about nothing. The presented facts are organized to tell an amazing falsehood, and suggestions are made to do things "better" which would be objectively-worse. The point is most people don't sit down and debunk the story; they apply their own political bias and accept or reject it. If they don't yet have a strong bias, then they let you spoon feed your opinion to them.

      Now you have an audience who swallowed your bullshit about how someone they trusted has betrayed them. You are their savior. They come back to beg you for more information, to tell them more of the wisdom they have missed in their vulgar, miserable, wretched lives. They give you ad revenue.

      Of course we push hundreds of attack pieces against anything new and trendy. It's new and trendy, and most people are either against change or indifferent; we can convert those people to returning revenue!

    8. Re:Kennedys in the Enquirer by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      Most do apply their political bias to a news report and then accept or reject it, but some are even too lazy for that much output. I have friends and family who simply parrot what they hear on their one approved news source.

      Your comment about the ones yet without a strong bias is thought provoking.

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    9. Re:Kennedys in the Enquirer by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You won't have a strong political bias on many issues. Most people aren't rabid Amazon fanboys or Amazon haters; they use Amazon because it's convenient, until someone tells them Amazon is fucking them and that they should be outraged. Most people donate to the American Red Cross because they've been hit up for money, and because they hear the name a lot--until someone throws them a line about how ARC is a corrupt money-wasting organization.

      You might have a political ideal of whether charity or big business is good or bad, but not much of an opinion on a particular business. You're not all that vested in it. We can turn you from a passive actor without a strong bias into a politically-polarized reader with a manufactured opinion pretty damned fast if you're not actively defending yourself against stupidity.

      I'm schizoid. My dad's visibly schizotypal; I've watched him rewrite his memories. When something changes that doesn't damage his political beliefs but does make the past messy, he retcons it into history. Republicans supporting Social Security? Hey, remember when Bush was pushing back against the liberal assault on Social Security because they wanted to privatize it so they could get kickbacks from Goldman Sachs and steal all your money? ... yeah, me neither; Bush was the one trying to privatize Social Security ("so the Liberals can't steal the money anymore"). Now that that's flipped, though, he's flipped history around. We've always been at war with Eastasia.

      Distorted thinking is dangerous. I don't want to go along for the ride and just swallow whatever any idiot writes, or cling to my own political bias without re-evaluating it in the face of new facts, and end up screaming from the rooftops about FEMA's coffins and the plague they've developed to exterminate 95% of Americans and march the rest into forced labor camps. I like my psychosis, and I like it compartmentalized away from the real world.

      I say a lot of things that are uncomfortable, and people sometimes attack me for it. That's okay, as long as I'm otherwise largely-distinct from Hans Reiser's delusional bullshit. On the plus side, people sometimes stop and think when I talk, because I say a lot of things that are uncomfortable for a lot of reasons, some of them too disturbing to simply bury away in the back of your mind and ignore.

    10. Re:Kennedys in the Enquirer by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      Pre-Alzheimers or some such mental decline, I'll always remember two things from childhood: Believe none of what of what you hear and only half of what you see, and, genius and insanity are two sides of the same fence.

      Be skeptical of everything, even (and especially) your own belief set.

      There's a penalty afforded those with the ability to process information most efficiently. There is certainly some merciful bliss afforded the ignorant, but all a blind person wishes for is to see. Charlie Gordon of Flowers for Algernon didn't like everything he could see at the peak of his mental proficiency.

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  6. Denial by Luthair · · Score: 1

    the first phase...

  7. Best Two out of Three? by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Can we test again?

    Third time is the charm...

    Seems crash testing is a craps shoot with your Tesla anyway..

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  8. And? by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 2

    Does Tesla really need to be the best on crash safety? Last time I checked, their goal isn't to make the world's safest car. It's not enough to make a safe electric car, it has to be the safest car?

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    1. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that really depends on who you are trying to target as buyers. As this is supposed to be a mass market car I think that yeah this is actually quite important from a marketing perspective, especially as many of the countries they are releasing in make very big deals about crash test results, but then maybe they will do better on those crash test results for places in Europe and Australia etc?

    2. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering their own marketing material highlights the fact it is supposedly designed to achieve a 5 Star safety rating I think that Tesla probably consider it important.

    3. Re:And? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yes they do. They may not be in the business of making the safest car, but part of their reputation now is based on this somewhat incidental claim to fame. The incidental part here being the different structural design that was primarily focused on the things that needed to sit in the frame.

      Tesla has been lauded as a king of safety for a while now, so that is part of their brand.

      Worth noting is if you dig through the bullshit article they are STILL the king of safety and as noted above this test was introduced after the Model S started production, and the only cars currently passing it are 2017 models which you can count on one hand with change.

    4. Re:And? by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      I might agree with you were it not for the tiny detail that the point of Tesla isn't to be a successful car company but rather to push electric cars into the mainstream. Considering recent headlines like VW going all electric and hybrid, I would say they have succeeded in doing just that. What's going to put it over the top is when the gigafactories (they are building more) start cranking out the new solid state batteries in a few years which will drop the price of electric cars while increasing their mileage.

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    5. Re:And? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      They were boasting about their crash rating. In the original test they apparently broke the crushing machine that simulates roll-over, and scored top marks in every category. It's on their web site.

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    6. Re:And? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      the tiny detail that the point of Tesla isn't to be a successful car company but rather to push electric cars into the mainstream.

      As a matter of interest how do you think this will be achieved in the face of "ANOTHER TESLA CAR BURSTS INTO FLAMES" headlines that they have been battling. You are right in their purpose, but given that the establishment is looking for absolutely any excuse to derail them and even making a few up as they go along, being "the best" even in such side themes as safety is solidly inline with their goal.

      Considering recent headlines like VW going all electric and hybrid

      To be honest, bad example. I would point to other car companies for some examples. VW royally screwed themselves and their electric direction is a major attempt to reverse their huge emissions scandal. Electric investment even formed a core part of their compensation scheme.

      What's going to put it over the top is when the gigafactories (they are building more) start cranking out the new solid state batteries in a few years which will drop the price of electric cars while increasing their mileage.

      Agreed, and this is going to have major benefits well beyond cars.

    7. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were boasting about their crash rating.

      Which still stands, as this is a completely different rating. Obviously any new boasting will be a bit hollow until they are able to score perfect on this new test, but this doesn't somehow completely wipe out their previous achievements in safety.

    8. Re:And? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      How do you design a machine so bad it breaks?

    9. Re:And? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It wasn't designed badly... They bought an industrial press to test how much pressure the roof of cars could withstand because people were getting crushed to death when they rolled. They bought one specified for every car on the market and then some, but Tesla made a car so ridiculously strong it exceeded the design limit.

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    10. Re:And? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Yeah but the press should have a thermal protection circuit that cuts the motor if it overheats, and shouldn't be designed to push so hard that its own parts can't take the strain.

  9. Meanwhile by Hamsterdan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How many GM, Ford, Chrysler, Audi, BMW, VW or other cars have received that rating? GM hid a defect for about ten years, VAG cheated on Diesel emissions. Takata is going bankrupt over airbag defects, but Tesla is the bad guy here.

    Seems like the big guys don't want the new guy to succeed.

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    1. Re:Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Ding*Ding*Ding* and we have a winner^

    2. Re:Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many GM, Ford, Chrysler, Audi, BMW, VW or other cars get delivered to the customer with a cracked a pillar?

      Fixed that for you.

    3. Re:Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many GM, Ford, Chrysler, Audi, BMW, VW or other cars have received that rating? GM hid a defect for about ten years, VAG cheated on Diesel emissions. Takata is going bankrupt over airbag defects, but Tesla is the bad guy here.

      Seems like the big guys don't want the new guy to succeed.

      No, what's really going on here is that Tesla has very few products, and when the news gets out that they aren't perfect (just like other cars) the media reports the hell out of it, just like everything else about Tesla. "Elon Musk takes a piss! News at Eleven!".

      What happened here is exactly what happens to other auto makers all the time. Also, IIHS loves to fuck over the automakers by suddenly testing for things they never tested for in the past in order to make them look bad and raise the cost of your insurance - because the IIHS is funded by the insurance companies, not the other automakers. The car companies then have to start designing cars (which takes years) in order to look good on whatever new test IIHS decides to run - assuming they haven't changed it again.

      You'll notice that Tesla tried to cite the NHTSA tests instead and say that the government tests are better and that IIHS is trying to make them look bad. Yeah, sort of. All of the auto companies have to deal with this from IIHS, and Tesla is just going to have to learn to deal with it also.

      Your fantasy that GM, Ford, Toyota, etc. are behind this is totally misplaced. If you don't know this industry, and you don't, then you should shut the fuck up.

    4. Re: Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that rich kid who shows up in a working class neighborhood and shows off his parents wealth while ragging on his classmates for not wearing name brand clothes, and he won't stop, even though you know his dad got laid off and that's why they moved? Same feeling.

      He's made a shit ton of money doing something well. Now he's bragging about his money by showing off fancy cars that he's selling at a loss to make him look good, he's selling rockets at a loss to make himself look good, and you wonder when it's all going to collapse.

    5. Re:Meanwhile by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      IIHS loves to fuck over the automakers by suddenly testing for things they never tested for in the past in order to make them look bad and raise the cost of your insurance

      I don't think you know much about insurance. Insurance is a competitive market, so they can't just make up reasons to just charge you more, you can go to another insurer. They can differentiate, so charge you more and your neighbor less because their car is safer--but that's a good thing.

      IIHS is far less subject to politics than NHTSA which wasn't allowed to do rollover for the longest time because too many SUVs were going to fail miserably.

    6. Re:Meanwhile by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Toyota, Mercedes, and Lincon.

      3 cars have passed, all current models, none designed in 2011 like the Model S which we insist on holding to ridiculous standards.

    7. Re:Meanwhile by jittles · · Score: 1

      IIHS loves to fuck over the automakers by suddenly testing for things they never tested for in the past in order to make them look bad and raise the cost of your insurance

      I don't think you know much about insurance. Insurance is a competitive market, so they can't just make up reasons to just charge you more, you can go to another insurer. They can differentiate, so charge you more and your neighbor less because their car is safer--but that's a good thing.

      IIHS is far less subject to politics than NHTSA which wasn't allowed to do rollover for the longest time because too many SUVs were going to fail miserably.

      While that is true, I would not be surprised if the IIHS was trying to make sure Teslas could garner a higher premium. The problem is that when a Tesla does get into an accident, they're typically expensive to repair. There was a story about this a few months ago. That alone ought to be enough of a reason for the industry to raise rates but, we all know that corporations are greedy bastards and will do everything they can to improve their bottom line.

    8. Re:Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Elon DID invent a new higher crash test rating to advertise when they got an award before, so, YEAH, it's kind of a big deal.

      He DOES tend to pull a hissy anytime anyone says anything negative about any of his products and goes one step shy of doxing them . . .

    9. Re:Meanwhile by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Tesla really brought this upon themselves. They are the ones that decided to throw a temper-tantrum and attack the IIHS simply because they didn't award them a perfect rating. Nevermind that the Model S is still one of the safest cars out there according to the rating the IIHS did give it. I don't see GM, Ford, Chrysler, Audi, BMW, VW, etc. behaving like this when the IIHS gives them a rating they don't like.

  10. The nut behind the wheel by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There is this saying as old as the auto industry that the most critical safety component of any car is "the nut behind the wheel."

    This crash safety tests are fine, and IIHS is trying to make them more fine, but they publish interesting (if not macabre) data on vehicle death rates that don't strictly correlate with the crash-test ratings.

    Cheap subcompacts favored by first-time new-car buyers do poorly and two-seat sports cars do even worse. You would think that pickup trucks would do well on account of their bulk and mass, but they don't do as well as you would think, although IIHS found that many aren't that great in their crash tests. Boring sedans do OK and Japanese boring sedans do even better, but nothing tops minivans for not killing people.

    These real-world results seem to correlate with driver demographics, with cautious Soccer Moms in their minivans being very safe and other people, not as much.

    What drove this home, to excuse a pun, is the time you could buy a Corolla with either a Chevy Nova badge or a Toyota. The Chevy was significantly more dangerous even though it came from the same Fremont, CA plant that later got turned into the Tesla factory. Do you suppose that snobs paying the couple-hundred dollar premium to get a proper Toyota drive more carefully?

    1. Re:The nut behind the wheel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the Corolla and the Nova came from the same design and build they were not identical so you can't use that as an example of the results should have been the same.

    2. Re:The nut behind the wheel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with cautious Soccer Moms

      What universe do you live in?

    3. Re:The nut behind the wheel by toddestan · · Score: 1

      My observations are that minivan drivers are some of the worst on the road, usually because they are driven by inattentive and distracted soccer moms who aren't particularly good at driving such a large vehicle in the first place. Though this is changing because minivans aren't the favored mommy-mobiles that they used to be.

      I can believe them being safer though, as minivans (especially newer models) have considerable bulk and mass, and since they have a lower center of gravity, they don't have the same roll-over hazard that makes trucks and SUVs unsafe.

  11. Netcraft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla goes bankrupt

    Oh, are we restarting the old TTAC "Tesla Death Watch" feature, with its regular columns predicting the imminent death of Tesla back in the early Roadster days?

    What does Netcraft say?

  12. Australia 100MW award by spinitch · · Score: 1

    A nice little tail wind potential for the stock if they can execute as contracted. The timing nice to help defer some focus in the crash rating results.

  13. And.... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    it's got shitty headlights.
    Low beam never reaches the optimal illumination. High beam only directly in front. Overall rating: Poor

  14. Who Paid You? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Musk hypes everything up, he loves attention and so he gets attention in return.

    No! Its a god-damn conspiracy to keep a good man down!
    Just like the MSM are conspirators to keep our lord and savior, the god emperror Trump down!

    Fuck Occam's Razor! The world runs on conspiracy, not logic.
    And if you deny it, then the question is who paid you to deny it?

  15. ALL crash test data is incorrect by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    Here's why: all the crash tests do is tell you the outcome of a crash.
    What people **should** care about is the statistical product of crash probability and crash injury.

    I"ll take a car with, say, crash avoidance tech which drops the chance of a crash by a factor of 10 over a car with rotten brakes, high rollover risk (American SUVs I'm looking at YOU) , etc. every time. Regardless of the potential injury risk in one specific type of crash.

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  16. Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you have ludicrous speed available for the P100,,,,,,you die so fast, you font feel anything

  17. "designed to the test" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would argue that the car should not be "designed to the test". It should be designed to be safe, period. It's not like there is a shortage of data on what kinds of accidents happen on the roads.

    The reality is that the failed test ("small overlap") is a new test developed in 2012, after the Model S design was already completed; it was never designed to the test, only adapted to try to meet it (apparently unsuccessfully thusfar).

  18. Reckless Soccer Moms by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    OK, the Soccer Moms where you live like to take corners in a four-wheel power slide, carve donuts in the soccer field when their kid loses, and go drinking until 2 AM after a game. Who knew?

  19. Fuck Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crappy overpriced cars with shitty construction quality.

  20. Re:Looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    retard