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Clever Hack Fakes A Sleep Timer For Google Home (vortex.com)

Slashdot reader Lauren Weinstein writes: I've long been bitching about Google Home's lack of a basic function that clock radios have had since at least the middle of the last century -- the classic "sleep timer" for playing music until a specified time or until a specific interval has passed... Originally, sleep timer type commands weren't recognized at all by GH, but eventually it started admitting that the concept at least exists... Officially, GH still responds with "Sleep timer is not yet supported" when you give commands like "Stop playing in an hour"... A somewhat inconvenient but seemingly serviceable way to fake a sleep timer is now possible with Google Home. I plead guilty, it's a hack. But here we go.
The hack exploits the new "Night Mode" in the firmware, which lets you set a maximum volume for specific hours of the day, creating silent (but still-active) music streaming. "Yep, a hack, but it works," writes Lauren. "And it's the closest we've gotten to a real sleep timer on Google Home so far."

Any other Slashdot readers have their own favorite personal assistant tricks?

50 comments

  1. stay away from unhackble "personal assistants" by sittingnut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "slashdot readers have their own favorite personal assistant" ./ reader, who uses a "personal assistant"he cannot hack as he wants, is a moron who fails to understand anything he reads

    1. Re:stay away from unhackble "personal assistants" by arth1 · · Score: 1

      This slashdotter's personal assistant is wont to say "go shut it off yerself, ya lazy basterd".

      Anyhow, I don't think voice control is a nerd pursuit. That's what the anti-nerds want, instead of simply coding CD 27 00 into a microcontroller that uses X10 to tell its counterpart to attenuate the amplifier and lights. I know, I don't understand either why the masses trade concise commands and simplicity for a fault-prone analog air vibration system that requires years of training to use.

  2. Meatbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My favorite personal assistant trick is pouring hot grits down her back.

    1. Re:Meatbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grits have feelings too. farmer.

  3. Ironical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who own Google Home are incapable of cleverness in any way, shape, or form. Like commenting on the dryness of water.

  4. My favorite personal assistant hack by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... is to leave such privacy-invading devices unpurchased at the store.

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    #DeleteChrome
    1. Re:My favorite personal assistant hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      +1e6

    2. Re:My favorite personal assistant hack by CaptainDork · · Score: 1, Informative

      On this, we agree.

      If Equifax, Yahoo, Target, LinkedIn, NSA, OPM, etc. can't keep their shit safe, how the fuck and I going to?

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      It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
    3. Re:My favorite personal assistant hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You win the Internet for that comment. These devices are for crazy people who want to give access to everything they do to a few California companies.

      The amusing thing is that most of this comes about because people can't open a port in their firewall. I can do all these things with a few well placed embedded SBCs around my house without any need to give a third party company control of my house.

    4. Re: My favorite personal assistant hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is 'National TV' and why would a Google Home user have it emitting sound?

  5. That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once turned a Whirlpool brand washing machine into an alarm clock. Had to do a bit more hacking than I planned to but it sort of worked. Next time, if I want an alarm clock I'll probably just buy one instead of buying a washing machine or media player or foisting useless stories to plug my blog.

    1. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "blog" hahah how gauche. its 2017.

  6. My favorite personal assistant hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My favorite personal assistant hack remains yelling "Alexa, add hot sweaty balls to my shopping list!" repeatedly on national TV.

  7. What the heck is Google Home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish that the summary explained what Google Home actually is. Sure, I could Google it, but I'm not going to. The summary should be fixed to say what Google Home is.

    1. Re:What the heck is Google Home? by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

      Here to help.

      Google Home is when you Google stuff at home.

      If you are away from home, be sure to try Google Mobile, found on most smart phones and tablets and on desktops provided by libraries and workplaces.

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      It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
    2. Re:What the heck is Google Home? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You put a bunch of IoT junk like cameras, microphones, speakers, device controllers and alarms in your house, hook it to the net, and Google owns your Home!

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      You have the right to remain sentient. If you give up the right to remain sentient, you will be elected to public office
    3. Re:What the heck is Google Home? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wish that the summary explained what Google Home actually is.

      It's Google's next discontinued product.

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    4. Re:What the heck is Google Home? by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      It's sort of like a radio alarm clock, only it's the cost of 10 radio alarm clocks in one device. Instead of the radio it uses the internet. You can put it in your kitchen too. Best of all you can yell at it!

      For example, when the alarm goes off in the morning and you too sleepy to reach over and turn it off:
      You: googferl shna mrp
      GH: You said "buy all new Google products, is this correct?"
      You: gogfap ufa peeu nowa
      GH: You said "turn on the blender now, is this correct?"
      You: Uu fah ken boks shuup
      GH: You seem to be in distress; contacting emergency services now!

  8. in russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    personal assistant hacks you!

  9. They don't even try to hide it by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

    This is a classic example of how Slashdot has changed. They saw this submission and said: "This is perfect! No self respecting slashdotter will have one of these, and just think of the post count as they all post to say that this guy doesn't belong on Slashdot ... ka-ching"

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  10. First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    nuff said...

    Not even sure how this made it to /. as news.

  11. My Alexa hack and story. Everyone try this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got a free Alexa through work. I'd never played with any of these kinds of things before do I set it up, read the docs, etc.

    My 9 year old would ask it the weather every morning so she could avoid actually looking out the window next to Alexa.

    I used it once to set an alarm for her bedtime just for laughs (she screamed and cried because normally "5 minutes from now" becomes 20naround here.

    All value having been fully extracted from Alexa, I de-provisioned and gave it away. End of story for useless privacy invading Amazon sales box.

  12. Sounds familiar by Presence+Eternal · · Score: 1

    Suppose Google were to make a product. And suppose they left it permanently unfinished. But I repeat myself.

    1. Re: Sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google just looks enviously on how much money Zynga made with their permanently 'beta' game Farmville.

  13. Future ISP trouble ticket ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... creating silent (but still-active) music streaming.

    Dear My ISP,

    Why is my reported usage so high? I swear I don't use that much data.

    Sincerely,
    Confused Customer

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    1. Re:Future ISP trouble ticket ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Indeed. It's inelegant and not worthy of being called a hack.

  14. My solution by voights · · Score: 3, Interesting

    mplayer SOME_ALBUM/* & sleep $((30*60)) ; kill $!

  15. I have an easy hack by Ayano · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Buy an actual f*cking alarm clock.

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    I don't read AC
  16. Sigh. by ledow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) Who sets a sleep timer on something like that?
    2) Who falls asleep with any music they can hear still playing?
    3) Who feels they need to have the thing turn-off if they can sleep through it?
    4) Who thinks a timer plug on the power would be quicker and easier?
    5) Who thinks it's "fun" to have to hack on basic functionality to a device that obviously already detects the command necessary to activate it and contains technology sufficient to perform it but the tech makers just don't care enough to bother.

    This is like Pointless Central.

    1. Re:Sigh. by BenJeremy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amazon Echo lets you "Play music until ..." just fine. A timer plug is a rather blunt and technologically brutish way to solve the problem.

      At any rate, I listen to music, others may listen to natural sounds. Lots of people like some white noise to sleep to. Lots of people don't.

      As for hacking one of these devices, they are actually made for it. For Echo, it's called a "skill" and not all that hard to do.

      Not everybody exists in your hive mind. /I haven't ordered a single thing with my Echo devices, but we use them daily.

    2. Re: Sigh. by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      A guy who doesn't have any idea how to build a proper web page layout, apparently. Seriously, go read TFA, and then be prepared to have flashbacks about geocities.

    3. Re:Sigh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think music is "white noise" then you're obviously listening to the wrong bands...

    4. Re:Sigh. by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

      It must be a hard life hating things and wanting others to hate the things you hate.

      As far as being a snowflake, why yes, my DI used to sing me a lullaby every night in San Diego as I lay cradled in a fetal position. It was one of many concessions they made for me through boot camp. As a snowflake, I like to project on others, and spread my hateful views, so watch out! I may call you something that I am myself, just to troll and be in denial of my own shortcomings!

    5. Re: Sigh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What have you against Mezbrow

    6. Re:Sigh. by geekymachoman · · Score: 1

      No, it's just attempt to normalize the usage of these stupid devices.

    7. Re:Sigh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't understand how someone could be different from me, therefore it's pointless and stupid"

      - Slashdot Users

    8. Re:Sigh. by Albanach · · Score: 1

      Amazon Echo lets you "Play music until ..." just fine. A timer plug is a rather blunt and technologically brutish way to solve the problem.

      While I agree that the absence of a sleep timer is, at this point, inexcusable for Google, Amazon too launched their echo without this feature, only adding it about four months later.

    9. Re:Sigh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5) Who thinks it's "fun" to have to hack on basic functionality to a device that obviously already detects the command necessary to activate it and contains technology sufficient to perform it but the tech makers just don't care enough to bother.

      Are you sure you're in the right place?

  17. Lifehacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to double check my browser hadn't been redirected to lifehacker.

  18. Hear that? by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    That's the sound of resounding indifference. Much like crickets chirping.

  19. Re:MODERATORS ARE CENSORING POSTS... apk by arth1 · · Score: 0

    See subject. Far too many INTELLIGENT POSTS being modded down by ABUSIVE moderators

    True. But to weigh up for that, they also mod down your posts, so it's a net win for the community as a whole.

  20. Same retard considers ad blockers unethical by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    This is the same retard who considers ad blockers unethical

    "For the record, I don't run any ad blockers. Basically, I consider them unethical"

    Hey shit-for-brains: -- Closing your eyes, changing rooms, muting the TV, or using an ad-blocker ALL have SAME effect.

    Furthermore, I consider ads to be unethical.

    1. Re: Same retard considers ad blockers unethical by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Probably because he wants ad revenue from his shitty geocities throwback that obsesses about Donald Trump. If this guy was really as clever as slashdot says, you'd figure he could design a web page better than a 3 year old could.

  21. Dumbass... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    Hot Grits go down Natalie Portman's pants.

    Not down her back.

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    Truth isn't Truth - Guliani
  22. Impersonating me? Weak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Whoever the fool is attempting to "impersonate me" only proves that I've REALLY 'gotten to them' somehow (thanks)...

    * I am with you on something though - there is a TON of bogus downmoderation but as the saying goes? "When all your opposition has is censorship you've obviously won" (& I am highly against the LOON(s) who shot all those folks up in Vegas - I think it's somekind of falseflag OR an attempt @ further dividing our nation up ala the KING of bogus evil in that capacity, George Soros paying off groups like BLM & Antifa to do so...) - but GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - people do. NO reason to ban guns!

    As far as "AssFux" Ash-Fox? That whimp's a weasel who ALWAYS starts w/ me (he's 'butthurt' I've busted him up on tech issues is all that is)...

    APK

    P.S.=> Provoking weasel reactions like yours is all the satisfaction anyone needs... apk