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Canadian Government Teams With Facebook To Protect Election Integrity (vice.com)

An anonymous reader quotes Motherboard: There are nearly as many Canadians who use Facebook daily as there are people in this country who are registered to vote -- which is why the federal government is working with Facebook to protect its next federal election... Facebook is now facing perhaps its biggest test as it looks to curb foreign electoral interference and the rampant disinformation on its platform, both of which undermine the nature of democracy. Facebook Canada's election integrity project includes a partnership with a local digital news media literacy organization MediaSmarts, as well as a "cyberhygiene guide" that highlights particular vulnerabilities such as phishing and page-admin authentication. Facebook also has a crisis email line to help politicians and parties with hacking concerns... Kevin Chan, Facebook Canada's head of public policy, said the social media company is working on preventing bad actors from interfering with the democratic process. "At Facebook we take our responsibilities seriously," Chan said. "We don't want anyone to use our tools to undermine democracy."
At the launch of "the Canadian Election Integrity Initiative," Canada's Minister of Democratic Institutions argued that social media sites "must begin to view themselves as actors in shaping the democratic discourse."

The article points out Facebook "has promised to hire thousands of workers globally to help review flagged and suspicious content, as well as use machine learning to identify suspicious patterns of behavior on its platform."

118 comments

  1. u dont need electricity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  2. "Protect Election Integerity" by BlueStrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, that's not Orwellian at all.

    Strat

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    Progressivism (aka US 'Liberalism'): Ideas so good they need a police/surveillance-state to enforce.
    1. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Suki+I · · Score: 4, Insightful
    2. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Progressivism (aka US 'Liberalism'): Ideas so good they need a police/surveillance-state to enforce.

      It's because the other side believes might makes right, and like to burn down black churches.

      Sure. Ask James Damore about that.

      All he had to do to invoke the SJW/"progressive" wrath was to quote actual scientific research debunking the idea of a discrimination-based "pay gap" between men and women.

      Of course, after Google doubled down on SJW stupidity, stating "Of course all pay differences are the result of discrimition!", they got sued for discrimination. SJW cannibalism at its finest! I'm sure Damore's attorneys will be paying real close attention to Google's defense against claims they discriminated based on sex.

      When everything is about race and identity, it all becomes meaningless noise.

    3. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yea it's a fucking Orwellian shitshow.

      In Germany we have Facebook deletion centers whose only task is to delete controversial content. They are staffed with hundreds of people and they stocked up before the election. Said centers are being coached by hard left foundations and staffed with hard left staff that happily deletes posts that aren't violating any laws but don't suit their political worldview.

      An ex employee recently reported they actively target the AfD, a conservative/right party that's been gaining a lot of popularity, to delete posts that could benefit them.

      > "We don't want anyone to use our tools to undermine democracy."

      That's exactly what Facebook is doing.

    4. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Jzanu · · Score: 0

      AfD is anti-German because it panders to the pro-Nazi and extreme right who blame everyone else for their problems. Germany post-war is incredibly successful as pro-diversity and pro-immigration as it is what taps into our natural advantage in the center of the EU for travel and trade. We know the lineage of hate and see its defects readily. We also know the failures of the last group to hate immigrants and will never be fooled by them or shallow Russian schemes to retake former Soviet occupied territories.

    5. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Did you have a stroke? Why are you even bringing up DNC shit? Lol, is it on your checklist, Ivan?

      Also, if Clinton did the crime, he should do the time. Same with creepy Weinstein, same with Grabby Teen USA Leering Pedophile Trump.

    6. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to understand the Canadian liberal government is horribly corrupt and already uses billions of our tax dollars to buy off the media to their cause among many other evils acts they do to hold on to power and wield it for their own benefit.

      So in that context, when reading TFS, it's pretty clear what the government has in mind is far more insidious than what the Russians did to the US election.

    7. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wonderful! So what if assaults are up 200%, murders are up 50% and rapes are up 1000%? The average woman rape victim is thanking us because of how diverse their rapists are!

    8. Re: "Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The left will keep telling themselves they lost for these delusional and nonsensical 'reasons'. They'll do this after they lose in 2018. They'll do this after President Trump wins again in 2020. They'll do this after they lose in 2022. They'll do this after Ivanka wins in 2024, becoming the first female President of the United States of America (her being white and Republican will send some lefties over the edge). They'll do this after they lose in 2026. They'll do this after President Ivanka wins her second term in 2028. Hopefully by then they realize that it was their unpopular candidates and shitty policies that made them keep losing!

    9. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such tolerance, very diversity https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    10. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole "Nazi" screaming thing is getting old. People have stopped buying into it because they've realize being against unrestricted mass immigration from 3rd world countries does not make you evil. The AfD is not some tiny fringe party. They got 12,6% of the federal votes despite all the efforts to fight them.

      Germany post-war is incredibly successful as pro-diversity and pro-immigration

      Our education performance is tanking. Crime is rising. Every other month we hear of another suburb police have given up. Sexual assaults are rising. Social systems are strained. Counties are on the verge of bankruptcy. And the list goes on.

      The ones who try to fool us are those who pretend everything is fine and scream -ism whenever someone disagrees. Not everything can be reduced to WW2.

    11. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While populist movements often cut corners and do not always offer realistic alternatives, their support is generally a reaction to very real problems that established politics don't confess or respond to. Very few people have a problem with legal immigration of individuals who have valuable skills to offer and who respect the ways of their new home nation.

    12. Re: "Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CBC's news coverage is quite balanced. The discussion panels have a diverse set of participants and views. Typically there's an ultra-left-wing commentator, an extreme-left-wing commentator, and a far-left-wing commentator, with a left-wing journalist leading the discussion. As you can see, the entire political spectrum is fairly represented.

    13. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Jzanu · · Score: 0

      Look into some details. The crime reporting rate is higher than for crimes by Germans, and the immigrant camps are stratified by immigration eligibility with only overbearing environmental influences breaking the trend of non-violence for immigration. The idiots who bandy about idiotic nationalist rhetoric are one goose-step away from outright Nazism only because that would put them in prison.

    14. Re: "Protect Election Integerity" by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      Hopefully the German people can put a stop to that. For myself, I just stay off Facebook entirely and I haven't suffered for it yet. I don't have to worry about local governments deleting controversial posts, or foreign troll farms making controversial posts. I'm not concerning myself with either the Kardashians or the idiots down the road. I'm living one step further outside of the filter bubble and the alt-whatever memesters. Taking the red pill means plugging out of the matrix, not into it.

    15. Re: "Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook and integrity in the same sentence. And it's not even April Fool's Day.

    16. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back to your Molyneux worship, nazi.

    17. Re: "Protect Election Integerity" by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      talk to the legal u.s. citizens that voted for trump if you want to protect election integrity. we all know he will do 2 terms.

    18. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, posting fakenews and zionist sources sure will boost your credibility.
      That Ã-R propaganda piece was debunked many times over. Idiot.

    19. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Jzanu · · Score: 0

      Fucking hell you are a god damn retard! DW is the German public broadcaster, and Haaretz artile reported on comments by your dear leader who is so stupid he doesn't know how his own country works. Try again, you fucking idiot!

    20. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Liberals have hit peak stupidity.

      Good luck with that optimistic streak you've got.

    21. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by easyTree · · Score: 1

      What goddamn idiotic sheep happily repeat the "EVERYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A RUSSIAN PLANT!!! DURRRR!!!!" talking point that your masters crafted for you?

      Heretic! Burn the witch! This meme is ours!

    22. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. The liberal governement is so evil and has so much control over the media that the conservatives were in power for more than nine years...

      You're a fucking idiot.

    23. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      German public broadcaster

      The state-run media always had a heavy pro-migrant bias, DW in particular. And then there's the whole "don't bite the hand that feeds" issue.

      For example, their two top stories right now are anti-AfD (who is very critical of mass immigration) and pro-migrant policy praise.

    24. Re: "Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reads more like an Onion article. Two things that have no integrity: Facebook and the government. This headline is like saying, Mafia and Cartel team up to protect bank integrity.

    25. Re: "Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you understand the concept of 'bias'?

    26. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Said centers are being coached by hard left foundations and staffed with hard left staff that happily deletes posts that aren't violating any laws but don't suit their political worldview.

      You wouldn't know "hard left" if Zombie Lenin and Zombie Stalin took turns biting you on the ass. It's just an empty headed pejorative for you to sling around.

    27. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Uberbah · · Score: 0

      It's because the other side believes might makes right, and like to burn down black churches.

      Sure. Ask James Damore about that.

      I don't happen to have his cell number - you wanna call him and ask what church he was in when it was set on fire?

    28. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Progressivism (aka US 'Liberalism'): Ideas so good they need a police/surveillance-state to enforce.

      It's because the other side believes might makes right, and like to burn down black churches.

      Sure. Ask James Damore about that.

      All he had to do to invoke the SJW/"progressive" wrath was to quote actual scientific research debunking the idea of a discrimination-based "pay gap" between men and women.

      Anndddd the biggest non-sequitur goes to ....

      It's because the other side believes might makes right, and like to burn down black churches.

      Honestly, he started it.

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      If you think I voted for Trump because of this post, you're wrong. I voted for Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party. Again.
    29. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by temcat · · Score: 1

      In fact, it's a sure step towards what Russians did to their own elections. A Russian here.

    30. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh-huh. Sure thing buddy. And Russians pumping rubles into promoting dumb senile faggots like Trump is not undermining democracy how?

    31. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      The crime reporting rate is higher than for crimes by Germans, and the immigrant camps are stratified by immigration eligibility with only overbearing environmental influences breaking the trend of non-violence for immigration.

      Your article and you are missing something critical. When you apply and are accepted for immigration status(application accepted), you automatically become a german in the crime statistics. If you're applying, you are still labeled as an immigrant. And now you learn how to easily massage criminal statistics.

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      Om, nomnomnom...
    32. Re: "Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CBC balanced? LOL. They've toned it down just a touch lately, but for months and months after the election, not a day went by where there wasn't some Trump attack piece on their front page. It's like the Northern arm of HuffPo or CNN.

      Now they're back to beating on other progressive drums like diversity, the evils of the white man, and how everybody (except the white man) is marginalized and it's a massive crisis that needs to be fixed NOW!

    33. Re: "Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually a typo. It should have read "Protect Erection Integrity". Facebook will be displaying more penis pill advertisements to your desktop with links to cheap Canadian pharmacies.

    34. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Anndddd the biggest non-sequitur goes to you dear sir. One each underwent is your reward. But you can bring your reward to the entire internet.

      How in the friggin hell would autocorrect turn "undernet" into underwent?

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    35. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Honestly, he started it.

      Despite my inclination to agree with the guy, it's obvious he was pretty stupid in the way he handled himself. If you are going to hav opinions like that, publishing them in an open memo is going to get you fired, regardless. It's one of those mysteries where the patriarchy is in total control, but supporting it gets you fired.

      In general, where I worked, entry wages and job level wages had both male and female in the same general range, although it was indisputable that women were promoted at a much faster rate as part of an affirmative action situation. I was the exception in getting paid a lot more than either male or female workers sharing my job title, but that was based upon my ability and attitude as well as years of service.

      There were a few complaints, but the boss told them that they could get paid like me if they were willing to do what I did - a lot of travel, a lot of extra hours, and being capable of performing all of the jobs we handled so others could go on vacation. That tended to stop the whining.

      Regardless, if there was that much of a pay gap, we would see companies hiring only women to take advantage of the indisputable cost savings.

      But yeah, if Damore was working for me, I would let him go as well, not so much for whether he was right or wrong, but because he apparently had an advanced degree in Dumfuk.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    36. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF? Do you even know what the word "German" means? It's a RACE of people, just like AFRICAN means a race of people, and CHINESE means a race of people.
      Still, nice try. "We know the lineage of hate"... So you believe that white people, and ONLY white people, have to give up our countries to the rest of the planet. Why, exactly?
      You're either a Jew or a third world parasite who can't stand living around his own kind. Now why could that be...

    37. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are also finding out that the National Socialists weren't the evil monsters that the Jewish media have been telling us all for the past 70 years, and that the 'Holocaust' is an obvious lie...
      www.codoh.com

    38. Re: "Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My exact thought

    39. Re:"Protect Election Integerity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong, you are a fucking retarded scumbag, and your leader was so cowardly he killed himself so just let that shit sink in.

  3. "Election Integrity" LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    By "election integrity" they mean making sure the correct candidate gets elected by votes ore stolen election. We can't have another donald trump or other populist candidate win. Facebook's censorship will really help them out!

    1. Re:"Election Integrity" LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please vote for Jill Stein.

      Thank you.

    2. Re:"Election Integrity" LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Social media is always going to provide a platform for populists, it's sort of what it is designed to do. The dysfunction we have is that these populists lack basic critical thinking skills. And it's hardly Facebook's responsibility to correct that. And I'm skeptical they even have the capability to fix what is fundamentally broken in our democracy, our society.

    3. Re:"Election Integrity" LOL by Suki+I · · Score: 5, Insightful

      By "election integrity" they mean making sure the correct candidate gets elected by votes ore stolen election. We can't have another donald trump or other populist candidate win. Facebook's censorship will really help them out!

      Exactly. And Facebook should never appear in the same sentence as integrity, unless modified with "lack of."

    4. Re: "Election Integrity" LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just about every candidate in Canadian elections, regardless of party, is far to the left of Stein. Even Canada's 'Conservative' party is rather socialist. Canada really has no right-wing party. The most right-wing parties are centrist at most, if not left-leaning. So any vote is a vote for a left-wing candidate.

    5. Re:"Election Integrity" LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You retarded faggot. Justin has done quite well on the world stage. Meanwhile, what, you think Donald Trump is a picture of adult responsibility? The stupid piece of shit wanders past his motorcade like he's got advanced Alzheimer's. He's a pathetic laughingstock worldwide. Even the North Koreans have a better command of the English language. Dotard needs to get fucking gone immediately. God speed, Mueller. Lock that pedophile up!

    6. Re:"Election Integrity" LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump is a worthless, fat faggot. Whoop whoop!

    7. Re:"Election Integrity" LOL by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Again? After that shit she pulled trying to get Hillary to win with recounts? It was obvious Jill didn't do that for herself.

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      If you think I voted for Trump because of this post, you're wrong. I voted for Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party. Again.
    8. Re:"Election Integrity" LOL by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, keep your arguments straight. Trump can't be a sleazy pussy-grabbing assaulter of women if he is a faggot. Faggots don't grab pussy. So, pick the correct talking point and stick with it.

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      If you think I voted for Trump because of this post, you're wrong. I voted for Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party. Again.
    9. Re:"Election Integrity" LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Justin mourning Castro went great with key target demographics...in cuba, north korea, ....

    10. Re:"Election Integrity" LOL by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Can't have a mainstream Conservative win, either.

  4. Protect Elections from Conservatives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook is an unapologetically liberal organization. Why should they be trusted to suppress pro liberal fake news as much as pro conservative fake news?

  5. The IT landscape in Canada can't take this on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly they couldn't even change there pay system. The ranks of IT in gov is littered with incompetence and mismanagement (I worked in it for 10 years). This sounds like a bunch of gov IT handing the keys to network over to Facebook. If we did try and staff position of this nature, I'd be willing to bet that they would send some non-IT manager on a series of courses (Seen that a lot, wow that doesn't work).

    1. Re: The IT landscape in Canada can't take this on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, because I've worked in government IT for longer than 10 years and I've been surrounded by thoughtful, intelligent people who really do quite well considering budget restrictions. Where we have problems is idiot elected officials mandating things they don't understand, usually after going to some conference or other without a tech escort to keep them from going off the deep end. That and being saddled with private sector "experts" who don't have a fucking clue what they're doing and waste everyone's time.

      Yeah, you can come up with anecdotal stories that are the exact opposite of that, and they're probably just as true. Generalizing about a class of professionals is a really stupid idea.

    2. Re: The IT landscape in Canada can't take this on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your right, there are a lot of good people. When expressing my opinion I was a little harsh. The bad one's just stand out more when i look back I guess.

  6. Biased election here we come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so basically we get a biased election

  7. Kill Putin, Save Russia and World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Putin needs to die, quickly, and all these destabilizing actions by the failures of old-guard imperialism will end.

    1. Re: Kill Putin, Save Russia and World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Putin is the best world leader.

    2. Re: Kill Putin, Save Russia and World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

    3. Re: Kill Putin, Save Russia and World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe if you like pitiful faggots like putin

    4. Re: Kill Putin, Save Russia and World by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      Putin is the best world leader.

      Sergei Yushenkov, Boris Nemtsov, Boris Berezovsky, Sergei Magnitsky, Natalia Estemirova, Anna Politkovskaya, Alexander Litvinenko, Stanislav Markelov and Anastasia Baburova would disagree.

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    5. Re: Kill Putin, Save Russia and World by temcat · · Score: 1

      I don't think Markelova and Baburov really belong here. You can probably add Yuri Schekochikhin though.

    6. Re:Kill Putin, Save Russia and World by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Kill Putin, Save Russia and World

      Oh, I like this game.

      I'll take, kill Putin, marry Russia, and fuck Trump.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    7. Re:Kill Putin, Save Russia and World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put down the bottle, Soros, you're drunk again. Your nanny will be by to change your diaper and put you to bed soon.

  8. Wouldn't that have the opposite effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Once you introduce a third party to "manage information" then it's already compromised.

  9. As a Canadian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I can say is we are hosed.

  10. I feel so much better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I feel so much better, to know that our esteemed tech companies like Facebook are acting to protect us and keep us safe.

  11. Next Canadian Federal Election - October 21, 2019 by FeelGood314 · · Score: 1

    Canada's next federal election will likely be 2 years away on October 21, 2019. The federal government can sometimes be very competent in areas like this. They can also fail spectacularly but as long as this effort doesn't get to much media or political attention it will likely do well.

  12. Canadians don't need to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the whole, Canadians are not as stupid as US Conservatives.

    The only people the Russians duped were the Trumpers.

  13. Facebook and integrity? BWAAA HAAA HAAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Expecting integrity from Facebook is like expecting the Sun to rise in the west.

  14. Down with the establishment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no, the goyim are getting wise of our rigged bourgeoisie elections, and not voting how they're supposed to. Better lock down their communication channels.

  15. Pay system - not an IT problem by FeelGood314 · · Score: 1

    The pay system is f%#ked and but it's not an IT problem. It's an organizational psychology problem. The pay algorithms are extremely complicated, are based on a large number of variables and are in some cases contradictory. But that's not the worst of the problem. It's the way the government makes the rules. The various unions and the government negotiate by making proposals that add to the pay rules. Now each new rule that they add on its own might make sense if you didn't know all the existing rules. So after the unions and the government have finished their negotiations the new rules are sent to payroll to be implemented. Now payroll has no way of pushing back on the rules, or saying that they are stupid, complicated or contradictory, so in the past they used humans to make the best compromises possible and minimize the complaints. Then some bean counter realized that payroll was huge and expensive and totally out of line with what other organizations were spending. They unfortunately came up with the wrong solution. Instead of simplifying the rules they decided to move all the different pay systems into one giant system. It was doomed from the start.

    1. Re:Pay system - not an IT problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your kinda long form explaining it. Our only IT solutions involve centralization for cost cutting. Too truly suppress would require a personnel element, but instead a bunch of conflicting rules will evolve. lol.

  16. SubjectIsSubject by p0p0 · · Score: 0

    I'm excited to see any and all conservative views removed to maintain "electoral integrity"... for the liberals.

  17. Facebook already has a strong opinion.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook already has a strong opinion of what is "fake" news ....

  18. Three things that don't go together by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    Elections, Integrity and FaceBook.

    1. Re:Three things that don't go together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like teaming up with Nazi's to protect minorities.

  19. The Russians Better Not Try Anything by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    If the Russians ever tried anything, Canada has an elite force of eskimos on snowmobiles who have .303 rifles and it would be very bad for Putin.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    1. Re:The Russians Better Not Try Anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are they going to do, apologize Russia into submission?

    2. Re:The Russians Better Not Try Anything by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      If the Russians ever tried anything, Canada has an elite force of eskimos on snowmobiles who have .303 rifles and it would be very bad for Putin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Trump is going to get rid of those damn immigrant Eskimos when we invade Canada.

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    3. Re:The Russians Better Not Try Anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump is a fat, faggoty pedophile. I hope he has a fucking heart attack while munching on his KFC like the mental miscreant he is.

    4. Re:The Russians Better Not Try Anything by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      If the Russians ever tried anything, Canada has an elite force of eskimos on snowmobiles who have .303 rifles and it would be very bad for Putin.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      The sad part is you have no idea how effective that program is. It's actually much more effective than trying to get 6 F-35s into Arctic airspace, and costs a miniscule fraction to provide a far more effective result.

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    5. Re:The Russians Better Not Try Anything by boudie2 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was just a make work/welfare program for aboriginals and poor white people living in the middle of nowhere.

    6. Re:The Russians Better Not Try Anything by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Nope. Do you know how difficult and expensive it is to build and operate Arctic bases with full military observation readiness? Just keeping one plane up with a minimal range means you need a set of crews, have to maintain a long supply line, and have to provide all the support services.

      Local people who understand conditions, and adapt well to observation, are a very reliable investment.

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    7. Re:The Russians Better Not Try Anything by boudie2 · · Score: 1

      In recent years Canada has been asserting it's sovereignty in the North because of conflicting claims, mostly with Russia over future resources. As part of that effort there's a largely token force to show their presence. There's 1500 Rangers to cover the Yukon, Nunavut and North West territories. That's over 1.5 million square miles. Ninety percent of which have no roads because there's nothing for hundreds of miles at a stretch. Every now and again Canada has to say "Nope, we're still here!" to those who might want to slip in while nobody's looking.

  20. I'd rather have my content modified... by rbrander · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...by an open process run by a government than a closed process run by a private corporation the size of a government with no responsibility to the public whatsoever.

    Because of the open process, this is going to timidly filter out a little of the worst of the worst, and that's about it.

    1. Re:I'd rather have my content modified... by eaglesrule · · Score: 1

      an open process run by a government

      This seems like a contradiction in terms.

      Because of the open process, this is going to timidly filter out a little of the worst of the worst, and that's about it.

      As if those with the power to censor speech won't redefine what constitutes as 'extreme'. There's no such thing as a slippery slope, is there? Your optimism and faith in government bureaucrats that this power won't be abused is remarkable.

    2. Re:I'd rather have my content modified... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "content modified" = closed process

      EOD,QED,Ipsofactocognitoergosum!

      You mind find a technical way around but keep in mind you state content "modified" not content "rated".

      An open rating process might be possible.

  21. Oh no, please help canada now, invade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great ultra liberal company and government to bring election 'integrity'.

    Here's the thing, theres no multiple choice ballots like in France, where you can pick your first, second, etc choices.. So whichever party has the majority is given the seat of nearly absolute power(Prime Minister), even tho. no one actually directly votes for them, and the majority of Canadians might not want him.. Take the current POS, had about 38% of the vote.. meaning 62% didn't want him(as their first choice anyway).
    Then factor in the 20%+ non-canadians with voting powers(not born here, but now citizens) who nearly always vote liberal. That says to me the liberals only got 18% of the 'real, multi-generational Canadians'); and of course, what do they do? Open the flood gates to every low IQ, criminal, wannabe to come in and wreck the only really good thing Canada has, the people.

    Then they also make deals with the USA and other commonwealth peoples to make it more difficult for Canadians to immigrate elsewhere, so unless your quite wealthy($500k to 'invest' or Univ. degree +4+ years work exp+ job offer) you can't get into any other first world countries(to stay).

  22. Next up by easyTree · · Score: 2

    Farmer teams with fox to protect chicken integrity.

    1. Re:Next up by StarryEyed · · Score: 1

      Farmer teams with fox to protect chicken integrity.

      I'd thought that, but it seemed so...understated. I'd go for "Great White Shark invited to assist with Kiddie Pool protection".

  23. switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In soviet Canuckistan, filters out you.

  24. Farmer Teams With Fox To Protect Henhouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Farmer is now facing perhaps his biggest test as he looks to curb predator interference and the rampant consumption in his henhouse, both of which undermine the farm. Fox Canada's farm integrity project includes a partnership with a local fence building service organization "We double pinky swear we won't let anyone in", as well as a "fence guide" that highlights particular vulnerabilities such as hen catching and farmer authentication.

  25. More hosed than it looks. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    ,i>All I can say is we are hosed.

    Even more hosed than it looks now.

    Elections aren't about being fair. They're about stabilizing the country.

    They work by trying to figure out in advance how the civil war would come out, and being believable enough that the losers will think they'd also lose the civil war to revise the results.

    The easiest way to be believable, of course, is to be transparently honest. Even being honest isn't enough if the process appears dishonest. Corrupt or controlled of press and interpersonal communication channels, which becomes known (or belief this is the case even if it is not) can be enough to pop the bubble of belief.

    Elections can stand a little dishonesty. But massive corruption may convince the citizens that they're a fraud and a war to "overthrow the tyrants" might succeed. Then you get the violence.

    Try thinking about it this way and then looking at current events in Venezuela, or Spain. (Or look at the aftermath of the US elections, when the press first had the left convinced they were winning, then went on make them think they had a big margin and were cheated.)

    If Canada does something like what is described, and the winners of the next election gore enough oxen when they wield power afterwards, be prepared for such "unrest" there, as well.

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    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  26. So Canada will ban Wikileaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, Trudeau, just like his father, is an artificial, pure PR created leader. Let's see, he certainly knows how to corner the female voter market by banning critical thinking and legislating that citizens have to cater to the mindless whims of moody teenage girls with "personal pronouns". But wait, he appointed an inexperienced migrant as Minister of Defence...well, that makes all the difference.

  27. Canadian Help?? by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

    Why don't they help us with single-payer insurance first!!

  28. Re:Next Canadian Federal Election - October 21, 20 by Mashiki · · Score: 2

    The Federal Liberals are likely far more scared considering what's happening in provincial politics right now. The largest voting block is Ontario, and the provincial liberals are polling at 11% vs Conservatives at 33% and the NDP at 20%. The policies of the provincial liberals(green energy boon dongle, massive corruption, sanctuary city BS) and so on are pissing people off. Round that out with Trudeaus "oh we'll take the illegals..." really pissed people off. The last time 80% of Canadians agreed on polling over anything was with hockey. And the vast majority are pissed off over all of these illegals getting free shit, while they're kicking single mothers and fathers out of hotels and onto the street.

    Most places in Canada already have a 4 year backlog for low-income housing. In my area of Ontario is 6.5 years. People don't mind the government giving assistance, but they want it to goto actual citizens first.

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    Om, nomnomnom...
  29. "rampant disinformation" = "truth" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or to put it more clearly:
    "rampant disinformation" = "the truth that the government (or powers that be) don't want you to hear".

    Or what the JEW doesn't want you to hear. Like how white people have the right to have their own countries, no matter how unhappy the poor Jews are about it...

    Are you sick of this endless JEWISH lie that 'Russia interfered in the election'? You mean somebody in Russia exposed Hilary Clinton's crimes?

  30. Grasping for descriptive words by hughbar · · Score: 1

    This is not just an oxymoron, it is a hydroxymoron or something like that. What are they thinking? As a Brit, I've always felt that our cousins were pretty sane too.

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    On y va, qui mal y pense!
  31. Fancy wording for "Censoring" by gotan · · Score: 2

    So some Canadian parties claim a monopoly on "democratic" positions and want to ban anything and anyone contradicting their views.

    The censoring is outsourced to private companies like Facebook to circumvent pesky anti-censoring laws. That has the additional benefit, that there is no constitutional oversight and no address for anyone wronged by out of hand censoring.

    This authoritarian approach is justified with talk of "Fake-News" and "Hate-Speech", but what it comes down to is censoring of unwanted political viewpoints or even uncomfortable truths. A few hand picked extreme cases are presented to justify implementing censorship.

    Here is a nice wired article, how Facebook "learned" to do "the right thing (TM)" ahead of German elections:
    https://www.wired.com/story/fa...
    In Germany a law threatening up to 50M fines to companies like Facebook was rushed through legislation just before elections. It's not hard to imagine how FB in response will crack down on anything deemed "politically incorrect".

    And please spare me the "private companies can do as they like" drivel. Companies like Facebook and Google are nowadays at the hub of information flow. It's ridiculous to make a big deal about the alleged "Russians" influence on public opinion and elections by means of RT and a few bots, but turn a blind eye when FB or google push a political agenda (either of their own accord or because they are instrumentalized by political parties).

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    "By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself." -- Bill Hicks
  32. Uncertainty Principle by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    While on the surface the decision seems benign and unbiased, it is very hard to do anything that is not.

    Basically at least in Canada the way demographics and voters go, is the further left of center you are, the younger you probably are, and the more likely you use social media like Facebook. So the use of Facebook in any way is going to disproportionately impact some political parties over others. The current Liberal government is centrist left. So one might argue this is simply a political ploy to improve their chances during the next election against their really only rival which are the less centrist right Conservative party. Now I am sure all this is done under the auspices of the Ministry that does the elections which is supposed to be bipartisan, but I'm not sure the Conservatives will feel/spin it that way.

  33. Democracy is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Democracy is 2 wolves and a sheep deciding whats for dinner. There is no integrity when it comes to government

  34. Fuck This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Candians are fucking idiots.