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CNBC: Google's New 'Pixel Buds' Suck (yahoo.com)

Google's new Pixel Buds "are really bad" and "not worth buying," according to CNBC's technology products editor: The stand-out feature of Google Pixel Buds is that they're supposed to be able to translate spoken languages in near real-time. In my real-world tests, however, that wasn't the case at all. I took the Pixel Buds out on the streets of Manhattan, speaking to a Hungarian waiter in Little Italy, multiple vendors in Chinatown and more. If you press the right earbud and say "help me speak Chinese," for example, the buds will launch Google Translate, you can speak what you'd like to ask someone in another language, and a voice will read out the translated speech through your smartphone's speakers. Then, when someone replies, you'll hear that response through the Pixel Buds.

The microphone on the Pixel Buds is really bad, so it barely picked up my voice queries that I wanted to translate. I stood on the side of the road in Chinatown repeating myself at least 10 times trying to get the phone to pick up my speech in order to begin translation. It barely worked, even if I took the buds out and spoke directly into the microphone on the right earbud, and often only translated half of what I was trying to ask. In a quiet place, I was able to allow someone to respond to me, after which I'd hear the English translation through the headphones. That was neat, but it barely ever actually worked that way. To mitigate this, I found it was just easier to manually open the Google translate app, speak into my phone's microphone, and then let someone else also speak right into my phone. This executed the translation nearly perfectly, and meant that I didn't need the Pixel Buds at all.

The article ends by answering the question, Should you buy them? "Nope. There's nothing I recommend about the Pixel Buds.

"They're cheap-feeling and uncomfortable, and you're better off using the Google Translate app on a phone instead of trying to fumble with the headphones while trying to translate a conversation. The idea is neat, but it just doesn't work well enough to recommend to anyone on any level."

100 comments

  1. Software hype doesn't deliver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    No way. I'm totally driving around Mars on my 3D printed car so I can go visit Elon Musk at his private Mars retirement home.

    Yup.

    Nothing is ever over-hyped.

    1. Re:Software hype doesn't deliver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes nothing is ever over hyped... especially Apple, who as we all know... INVENTED everything.. even Elon Musk and his private Mars home.
      I think Apple has a patent on Musk somewhere :-)

  2. Voice Recognition + Google Translate = Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Whoda thunk it?

    1. Re: Voice Recognition + Google Translate = Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read tfa, translate works do, itâ(TM)s the hardware of the earbuds that was bad.

  3. Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    do they still spy on you?

    1. Re: Google by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      I have never heard of Google spying on anyone. I am willing to bet that this is because you don't know the definition of the word "spy". By definition spying is a covert action. If a hot woman says to me "If you buy me this outfit I'll let you watch me take it off" I am watching her do it with her consent, not spying.

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    2. Re: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you really don't follow the news. Look up Google's Street View war driving scandal. Also they were reimbursed for compliance with PRISM costs, which they say they don't participate in.
      https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/23/nsa-prism-costs-tech-companies-paid

    3. Re: Google by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      The war driving issue was a rogue contractor, not an official corporate endeavor IIRC. The last people I trust is the TLAs. If they say Google participated and Google says they didn't chances are overwhelming that the NSA is lying. "We are gonna release you on the streets and everyone tell everyone you cooperated Johnny. If you are smart you'll cooperate then we'll tell them you didn't."

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    4. Re: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the most "least untruthful" response would be: "no," or at least "not wittingly."

    5. Re: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Google spying on your mail for Google Adsense through Gmail was certainly never ever a thing and Google is awesome, so awesome in fact that instead of searching, I Google.

    6. Re:Google by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Outside of quibbling about the definition...
      If they're offering translation services, then they are clearly sending what they hear back to the central servers. That kind of computation can't be done without a huge database and significant computation. And this can only work (and be improved) if they retain the information and continue processing it.

      So clearly they are sending the information back to their servers and retaining it. And if you don't realize this is happening, you don't understand at all how they're offering the service.

      What we don't know is if they're doing anything else with the information, to what extent they are aggregating it in processed form, etc. I doubt if they're saving it in raw form for very long, as that would quickly get expensive.

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    7. Re: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to see u again today buddy. I see you are a miserable prick again... Must be a day that ends in Y.

    8. Re: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One, that woman is a hooker and you should guard your wallet.

      Secondly, spying has a colloquial meaning as well. Yes, people give them permission, but let's be honest about the fact that most people don't really know what's being done with the information and forget that it's being done soon after creating the account.

      Lastly, Google doesn't go through people's emails anymore, they stopped doing it earlier this year as it made it hard for them to sell business accounts when they had to educate those users that they weren't going through the paid accounts for advertising information.

    9. Re: Google by ChatHuant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have never heard of Google spying on anyone.

      I'm afraid this only proves you're out of touch. Neither Google nor Slashdot are telling me they'll track me when visiting Slashdot; yet Slashdot notifies Google of my activity. Neither Google, nor my credit card company, nor the supermarket where I'm buying something tell me my purchase, even though not on-line will still end up in Google's databases. When Google cars drove in neighborhoods and "accidentally on purpose" intercepted WiFi activity for years, they never told me (or anyone) anything - until an audit requested by Germany's data protection agency caught them. So describing Google's activity as spying is perfectly correct.

    10. Re: Google by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      That's correct, they never spied on my gmail, as they made it quite clear they would access in TOS.

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  4. This just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    audio apps don't work on the streets in new york city, require reasonably quiet place / low noise environment.
    also translation software isn't 100%.

    MORE AT 11.

    1. Re: This just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, dude. AI has solved all of this. We've heard it here for years.

    2. Re:This just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This pretty much sounds like the product is ass. If their competitor released something like this, the world would turn upside down.

    3. Re: This just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their competitor will... but only after waiting until Google works all the kinks out. Then, when Google Translate Buds have a reputation for being crap, they (Apple) will invent Translation Pods and everyone will ooh and aah and say "they just work".

    4. Re: This just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the problem with that is they will suck just as bad but apple apologists will lie to themselves and others and boast how great they are.

  5. Earbuds made by an adware company suck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a surprise!

  6. You're Fired! Fired! Fired! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CNBC's technology products editor can't diss Google and remain employed. We're talking about Google.

    1. Re:You're Fired! Fired! Fired! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0

      I believe House CNBC are bannermen sworn to House Apple.

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  7. Re:Simple explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, I thought I just left 4chan.

  8. Re:Simple explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /pol/ isn't 4chan, any more than the KKK are American Society.

  9. Since it’s all happening on the phone anyway by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    If you have a Pixel phone, can’t you do all this without the earbuds? Or is there some sort of artificial restriction which checks for the existence of some connected earbuds?

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  10. Re:Simple explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "OK Google, where can I find the men's room?"

    [bleep bleep boop beep]

    (in Chinese:) "Where can I find the gender-neutral restroom? And don't say you don't have one because that makes you literally Hitler."

  11. Questionable test by mridoni · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, you take a brand new technology, that is expected to have some rough edges, you test it in the worst possibile environment (noisy and crowded streets with a lot of traffic) and you're surprised of the result? Moreover you used: a) a language (Chinese) that due to its nature is really difficult to recognize efficiently. b) a language (Italian) as spoken by Italian-Americans of several generations, so with a strong accent, regional influences and maybe a few grammatical errors in the mix (I'm Italian-Italian myself so I know what could be expected).

    I'm not saying that Google buds are great, maybe they really do suck, but this sounds more like a rant than a well-informed test. Then, of course, can debate whether Apple's approach (bringing a technology on the market when it's mature, instead of jumping first on the bandwagon) works better or it's just a strategy to make your competitors fail in a series of inevitable pitfalls.

    1. Re:Questionable test by dmomo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right. I have zero doubt or cynicism as to the sincerity of this post. But all of the complaints are merely bug reports, more or less. That is to say, the goals and approach of the technology is sound, and once the rough edges are worked out, it will be a game changer. The current state of the audio filtering technology is not up snuff. So be it. These real-world tests will only make it stronger. The poster uses strong language (sucks), but the frustrations are helpful and will only improve the tech.

    2. Re:Questionable test by willy_me · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The current state of the audio filtering technology is not up snuff.

      But all of the complaints are merely bug reports, more or less.

      Do not assume this is simply a software problem. To perform proper audio filtering, multiple microphones are required. Dedicated logic would then typically perform the filtering - a CPU would require too much power. If the Pixel Buds do not do this correctly now then it is highly unlikely a future software update will correct the problems. This is not a bug report but a fundamental hardware design flaw.

      It is possible future hardware will perform better. But the current hardware is what it is - a poor purchase according to the article. It might be great for you but if not, do not assume the ear-buds you purchase today will improve tomorrow.

    3. Re:Questionable test by mccalli · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're asking whether you should buy them or not. That they might work in lab conditions is great, but using (not testing) in a realistic setting to do realistic tasks they're clearly short.

      Here's MacRumor's take on them. They pretty much come to the same conclusion - skip the Pixel Buds and if you want this kind of thing, then pick the AirPods. Now yes, it's MacRumors but they've recommended 3rd party above Apple in the past.

      For myself I have a set of Jaybird BlueBuds X, the first version pre-Logitech, and use them with some Comply Foam ear tips. Sounds great, and for me whilst I've not actually owned any 'truly wireless' I feel I'd prefer the cord which I links the ear pieces together, purely so I can keep track of of them and not lose anything. Other people's preference my vary of course.

    4. Re:Questionable test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "rough edges" were enough for the reviewer to not recommend the product. That's all. That's it.

    5. Re:Questionable test by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      No, the problem is they're trying to justify the purchase.

      First off, the Pixel buds cost as much as the Apple AirPods. Granted, the AirPods don't do too much - they are somewhat decent earbuds with a decent microphone so you can chat with someone on the phone.

      Second, they're not "wireless" - there's a wire that runs between the two earbuds. Unlike the AirPods, each of which is completely independent of the other, the pixel buds are attached to each other with a wire and cutting it breaks them. It's not a safety string like on some earplugs, it's actually needed.

      So what do you do when you have a worse product that costs as much as the superior one? You need some hook to get people to buy it, and the whole "babelfish" thing seems neat. It's the only way you can justify charging $200 for them and have something that's not as convenient as your competitors, who had theirs out nearly a year before.

      Perhaps Google should've just borrowed the Bluetooth technology from Apple and worked out a deal to OEM Apple's version cheaper.

    6. Re: Questionable test by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You don't know what the term wireless means in this context. By your definition all over the ear Bluetooth Headphones are not wireless.

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    7. Re:Questionable test by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      Consider that these "noisy" and not perfect environments are real case scenarios that the average person might try to use them for. These were given to a person to test out like the average person would. No one expects these type of people to review them in the optimal conditions.

    8. Re:Questionable test by jareth-0205 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right. I have zero doubt or cynicism as to the sincerity of this post. But all of the complaints are merely bug reports, more or less. That is to say, the goals and approach of the technology is sound, and once the rough edges are worked out, it will be a game changer. The current state of the audio filtering technology is not up snuff. So be it. These real-world tests will only make it stronger. The poster uses strong language (sucks), but the frustrations are helpful and will only improve the tech.

      Do we really care if it's a fundamental problem or a bug, as consumers? I care about what it does now, if I'm going to pay for it now... and I would hope that reviews do the same. It may get improved, but there's no guarantee, and indeed Google's habit of dropping products means I really need to be happy with it now. If it gets improved in the future then I'll reconsider, but for now these seem to be dud products.

      And I say this while posting from a new Pixelbook... I've been generally pretty positive about Googles slew of new products, but this one seems not ready.

    9. Re:Questionable test by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      So, you take a brand new technology, that is expected to have some rough edges, you test it in the worst possibile environment (noisy and crowded streets with a lot of traffic) and you're surprised of the result?

      You're surprised that people might want to use these devices in the real world? Sounds like Google was, too.

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    10. Re:Questionable test by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Google should've just borrowed the Bluetooth technology from Apple and worked out a deal to OEM Apple's version cheaper.

      Not going to happen. Apple wouldn't even talk to Tesla about software for their center console, you think they'd talk to Google about making their phone[ accessorie]s better?

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    11. Re: Questionable test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you take a brand new technology, that is on the market for sale as a finished product, you test it where you live, and it fails.

      FTFY

    12. Re:Questionable test by guruevi · · Score: 1

      If they're rough around the edges, they shouldn't be sold as a new product, but only given away to a test audience.

      Microphones have been able to do noise cancellation for a few decades now, especially things that close to someone's jawbone, that shouldn't be an issue anymore today.

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    13. Re:Questionable test by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Counter-example: pretty much any bluetooth headset. They seem to work well for voice communications, even in noisy environment. Beamforming for earbuds/headsets is actually pretty simple as you can be reasonably assured of where the wearer's mouth is relative to your microphones. And the processing is quite mundane, even being a "freebie" feature in nearly every BT chipset (CSR, TI, etc). A few weeks of tuning, and your POLQA score should be well over 3.5 unless you really 1) suck at tuning the parameters for voice capture, or 2) chose really bad microphones with low SNR and high THD.

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    14. Re:Questionable test by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those are real-world conditions in which real-time translation would actually be... you know... useful. The thing is nothing more than a bad gimmick if it only works in a quiet old-timey lecture hall on properly enunciated, grammatically perfect church latin.

      If *I* go out, in my city, the top non-english languages I'm going to hear are Chinese, Tagalog, and Spanish; all spoken in a wide variety of accents and dialects owing to what region within China, the Philippines, or Latin America the speaker (or his/her parents) originated, how long and where they've been in the US, their socio-economic class, and so on. And yes, I'm going to hear them on noisy streets and in restaurants and shops and bars.

      If a device that bills itself as a realtime Star Trek style universal translator can't cope with those languages and conditions; it's useless for that purpose. I may as well just try sticking a fish in my ear.

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    15. Re:Questionable test by fyzikapan · · Score: 1

      Doesn't seem questionable to me. It seems like the Pixel Buds just suck in real world usage.

      It's irrelevant if they can translate when used in a noise isolated room with a native speaker who speaks perfectly.

    16. Re:Questionable test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won't read you full response, because your first two lines are dumb enough. So you mean the product is sold but it isn't finished? Well, then there is no product. It's vaporware. But for people who don't know, it sucks and Google should be forced to bend over and pay for tricking people into buying their spyware-infested shit.

    17. Re:Questionable test by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I agree, the real question is if this works well indoors, in an office environment. Is it ready to be a basic business tool? After you're already using it in a quiet environment, then later generations might have the feature of working well out on the street too.

      Just like, early cell phones dropped calls whenever you drove (they were too big to carry far!) under a bridge or past a tall building! And now people whine if they don't get three bars when surrounded by obstacles.

    18. Re:Questionable test by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Do we really care if it's a fundamental problem or a bug, as consumers? I care about what it does now, if I'm going to pay for it now.

      IF you already bought it, you only care what it does now. If you're trying to decide on buying it now, or waiting for a future model, then yes it matters if it is a fundamental problem, or if it is a bug.

      For example, personal jet packs have fundamental problems as a product. It is unlikely you'll see this as a product. Whereas self-driving cars still have bugs, but are a fundamentally sound idea and we should anticipate increased features and capabilities being offered in the short term.

      Same with flying cars; there are fundamental problems with the product, namely the severity of any crash in an urban area. Those are big problems that society would have to decide on answers to before the product can really even be well-defined, much less debugged. But those could be resolved, at which point the actual building of the machines would be a relatively easy and straightforwards engineering process.

      Here, it matters because the build quality is low so if you like the product concept then you can just wait to read in the news that a new one came out with higher build quality! (and maybe multiple mics for active noise canceling...)

    19. Re:Questionable test by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be called "bluetooth" if it was something you had to get from Apple!

      LOL durrrr

      Also, Apple doesn't do those types of OEM deals.

    20. Re:Questionable test by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The average person would try it indoors and outdoors, and not be surprised that it doesn't work on a busy street. They would not even know to be surprised that it lacks magic, they would have expected that from the beginning!

    21. Re:Questionable test by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      a language (Italian) as spoken by Italian-Americans of several generations, so with a strong accent, regional influences and maybe a few grammatical errors in the mix (I'm Italian-Italian myself so I know what could be expected).

      Not to mention that Italian is mostly sign language with some noises thrown in...

      (Sorry--couldn't resist)

    22. Re: Questionable test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ayyyyyy joey Buttafuco over erreeeeeeeeee!!!!!

    23. Re:Questionable test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Around here indoors is even louder than outdoors. The reality here is that this is a device that's not ready for sale and it's being sold anyways. The problems that the reviewer uncovered are ones that should have been designed for and tested for before being released.

      I don't doubt that the hardware necessary to make this work properly within the thermal and energy budget for the device is going to be incredibly hard to hit right now, but selling a device like this can stall progress when nobody believes that the next time is any different.

      They could easily have made them wired headphones and had them connect up to a battery pack with better chips on it to handle the process. It's still probably not the easiest thing to design, but it would have been much more realistic for a first release.

      This is the kind of thing that you don't sell, you give to people to test in order to figure out if it's good enough and in this case it's nowhere near good enough. End of story.

  12. Re: Ban bump stocks... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh hai fake APK.

  13. Re: Since it’s all happening on the phone an by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you didn't read the summary?

    Me neither.

  14. Noisy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, you tried anything with speak to text in a noisy city area? LOL.

    1. Re:Noisy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, who would expect a language translator to work in all everyday settings. Who the hell lives in a noisy metropolis?

      If Google's shitty product requires a vacuum to be able to work correctly, then they should be advertised as such.

    2. Re: Noisy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure they won't work in a vacuum.

  15. Re: Since it’s all happening on the phone an by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Funny

    So you didn't read the summary?

    Me neither.

    I’ve just been trying to fit in...

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  16. They don't work? by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    So if the slaughterbots work as well as the pixel buds we should have nothing to worry about. It's reassuring to know it was all just advertising B.S.

  17. No wonder they downplayed the announcement by locater16 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The announcement of these things was buried pretty far under the rest of the announcements. I remember tech sites getting there eyes on it and screeching to the high heavens about how great they were going to be, and how you could translate languages without and internet connection and it would work perfectly and...

    And of course not. If someone, anyone, had that tech they'd demonstrate it on stage front and center, hyping it to the high heavens. Instead it's just a crappy pair of earbuds, that most every reviewer out there thinks is crappy for reference, just in case you're getting cognitive dissonance and trying to rationalize how this bad review is obviously biased or something. Of course they buried the announcement and hoped no one would notice, they knew it these things were crap.

    1. Re:No wonder they downplayed the announcement by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      z0mg, we don't have Universal Translators yet?! Are you sure it isn't just some conspiracy?! Maybe the aliens don't want us to have it, did you consider that?! Maybe that is why it isn't center stage. Try it and it's probe time! lol

  18. bad microphone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So did he/she try another set to see if they just got a bad microphone?

    1. Re:bad microphone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So did he/she try another set to see if they just got a bad microphone?

      'course not - that might get in the way of a good rant...

    2. Re:bad microphone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's a bad copy, expect that Google will contact the reviewers and offer a replacement. The problem though is that this is most likely how the technology works at this point. They're trying to do something that should have a small box of goobins in order to halfway function and they're trying to do it over bluetooth with a phone.

      I'd be surprised if the reviewer got a bad copy as Google is overreaching with this one.

  19. Many reviews give them thumbs down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I basically feel Google simply added very little to a $150 pair of wireless buds that would add much function to them just being average sounding ear buds.
    For me they would compare to a $20 pair of wired buds and I just do not see spending the dollars on wireless technology when the rest of the ear buds suffer. At the Apple Air Pods do audio quality half way decent and you can take calls with them. I think Google tried to one up everyone and they failed.

  20. It's called, marketing by quonset · · Score: 1

    That Google, or anyone, is pedaling an item which is superfluous because another item already does the same thing, and better in this case, isn't surprising.
    Nor is the fact that thousands upon thousands of people will buy said product, then complain when it doesn't work even though they already had another item which does work.

    1. Re:It's called, marketing by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      That Google, or anyone, is pedaling an item

      They're standing on them? No wonder they don't work.

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  21. Re:Simple explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AC's law of the internet #357:

    Any post that uses the terms SJW, snowflake, cuck or cupcake non-ironically can be skipped immediately as it will be offtopic/flamebait/troll.

  22. Try this better gadget instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "An ex-plumber from Australia invented a $179 earpiece that can translate 8 languages in real-time"
    http://www.businessinsider.com/an-ex-plumber-invented-a-140-earpiece-that-translates-in-real-time-2017-6?r=US&IR=T&IR=T

    Fta : "Lingmo International, a startup based in West Gosford north of Sydney, launched its TranslateOne2One earpiece at the UN's Artificial Intelligence for Good Summit in Geneva, revealing that IBM Watson machine learning technology had been used for its algorithms.
    Traditionally, converting one language to another orally in real-time is called "interpreting" whereas the term "translation" is reserved for processing text across languages with some delay. Lingmo founder Danny May, however, describes his product as performing "translation in real-time".
    "It's a fully independent translation earpiece. And what I mean by independent is that it doesn't require any connectivity to your phone by Bluetooth or wi-fi. A lot of our competitors do," he told Business Insider."

    1. Re:Try this better gadget instead by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to click links, but I do have a question... is it just weasel words when he says it doesn't require a connection to your phone or wifi? I mean, is he saying it has its own phone, or that it is actually not networked at all? Not clear. Vitally important to categorize the claims you quoted, and yet, left unsaid. I just assume that means it has its own cell phone built in and is not an interesting product.

  23. Shouting by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you try shouting? That's what you're supposed to do when foreigners don't understand, isn't it?

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    1. Re:Shouting by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Actually, everyone understands english as long as you speak it slowly, clearly, and loudly.

      Years ago, I heard a comedian imagining how this would be if others did they same...

      French Person: Ou est la salle de bain?
      American Person: Huh?
      French Person: Ou. Est. La. Salle. De. Bain.
      American Person: I'm sorry but I don't--
      French Person: OU! EST! LA! SALLE! DE! BAIN!

      (By the way, apologies to any francophile for any mistakes I've made. I'm depending on my high school french from quite awhile ago...)

    2. Re:Shouting by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'm depending on my high school french from quite awhile ago

      And elementary school English, apparently.

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  24. Of course they suck! by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Suction is the way they stay in the ears.

  25. Re: Simple explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like an SJW rule. You hitler piece of shit.

  26. Breakthrough medical device coming... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The current state of the audio filtering technology is not up snuff. So be it. These real-world tests will only make it stronger.

    And when audio filtering does get good, the world will finally have a hearing aid that works.

    1. Re: Breakthrough medical device coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psilocybin might help with deafness.
      Too bad our machine companions can't take it with us.

  27. Hungarian was a bad choice by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

    I am a native English speaker living in Hungary and I can say without reservation that Google Translate is really bad at Hungarian. It can handle individual words ok sometimes but anything beyond that and it falls apart quickly. So even without sound issues, it's not really something you can use for any communication beyond the most basic.

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    It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
    1. Re:Hungarian was a bad choice by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      While the audio issues are a hardware problem, the translation engine is in Google's cloud. In the last few years I've seen their translations into english go from an incomprehensible joke into something that's usually intelligible, if oddly worded. Hungarian is probably not their highest priority language.

    2. Re:Hungarian was a bad choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.

    3. Re:Hungarian was a bad choice by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      My nipples explode with delight!

    4. Re:Hungarian was a bad choice by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Some examples:

      Hungarian:"I wish to buy some tobacco" becomes
      English: "My hovercraft is full of eels, so do you want to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?"

  28. Re:Simple explanation by lucm · · Score: 1

    AC's law of the internet #357:

    Any post that uses the terms SJW, snowflake, cuck or cupcake non-ironically can be skipped immediately as it will be offtopic/flamebait/troll.

    I was being ironic. Google doesn't have a SJW agenda, I thought it was obvious that they appropriated the SJW culture to further their corporate agenda of greed and ruthless pursuit of market dominance.

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    lucm, indeed.
  29. Super disappointing by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    As per the title, this is a big let down for me...I was really, really looking forward to being able to use these to converse with my mother-in-law and some of my extended family. High hopes dashed.

    I should have known better, but with Google the hype is usually kept to a dull roar and at the product (when it finally appears) is more-or-less as claimed. Still, I can hope they get better as time goes by.

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    Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
    1. Re:Super disappointing by ELCouz · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was really, really looking forward to being able to use these to converse with my mother-in-law....
      You are lucky ... most of us want exactly the opposite!

    2. Re:Super disappointing by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      I was really, really looking forward to being able to use these to converse with my mother-in-law....
      You are lucky ... most of us want exactly the opposite!

      Heh, I know, and I was expecting a comment or two along these lines. :)

      I guess I'm lucky...my MIL is really nice and isn't a troublemaker like a lot of them are.

      My first wife's mom, however, was a total nightmare, just a horrible person in nearly every way, so maybe I was due for a good one after that.

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      Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
    3. Re:Super disappointing by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If you read the summary, you can just hold out your phone with the translate app open and it does work. You could even just buy a high quality microphone and speaker for the phone, like for videoconferencing.

      This review doesn't tell you anything about being able to achieve the goals of your use case, it is only saying that the product "Pixel Buds" aren't really very good at it. But they're also not the important part for your use case!

    4. Re:Super disappointing by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      I like both my in-laws, and my wife gets along with my mom (and got along with my dad when he was alive) as well. But that does sometimes seem to be the exception rather than the rule.

      Heck - my family likes my wife enough that I think, if we were ever to split, they’d stick with her and cut me off.

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      #DeleteChrome
    5. Re: Super disappointing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure you add your wife to your will. We wouldn't want that 93 Escort wagon to goto the state now would we?

    6. Re:Super disappointing by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      I like both my in-laws, and my wife gets along with my mom

      That's a truly wonderful thing, and yeah, unfortunately it does seem to be the exception to the rule.

      My FIL was a hell of a nice guy, sadly he passed away a few years ago.My mother didn't live long enough to meet my (now) wife, but I've no doubt they would have doted on each other.

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      Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
    7. Re:Super disappointing by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      If you read the summary, you can just hold out your phone with the translate app open and it does work.

      This is something I've wondered about- does it work both ways? My MIL speaks Chinese, Vietnamese, and Khmer (Cambodian)...could she speak Vietnamese into the phone so it could go back and forth? Would we need two phones, mine set to take input in English and output Vietnamese, and hers set to take input in Vietnamese and output English?

      I can speak English into an ipad and have it read the Vietnamese translation out loud to her, but going back and forth never really seemed to work correctly.

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      Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
  30. Google is the new Microsoft by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 2

    In other words, they copy everything Apple does and poorly at that.

  31. Re:Ban bump stocks... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real APK wouldn't give a fuck about bump stocks since gun violence is not threat to him from the comfort of his mother's basement.

  32. Something called Pixel Buds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...so I figured I was supposed to stick them into my eyes. No?