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The Biggest Rocket Launches and Space Missions We're Looking Forward To in 2018 (theverge.com)

Loren Grush, writing for The Verge: Next year is already overflowing with exciting missions to space. NASA is launching a new lander to Mars, as well as a spacecraft that will get closer to the Sun than ever before. And two of NASA's vehicles already in space will finally arrive at their intended targets: one will rendezvous with a nearby asteroid, while another will pass by a distant space rock billions of miles from Earth. But it's not just NASA that has a busy year ahead; the commercial space industry has a number of significant test flights planned, and the launch of one of the world's most anticipated rockets, the Falcon Heavy, is slated for early 2018. And if all goes well, people may finally ride to space on private vehicles. Here's the complete list.

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  1. Re:Launches are fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea! How else would you orbit a disk! Gravity is a lie! Except when an apple falls down.

  2. What we need right now... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    Is a wheel in orbit, so we can spin it and test fractional-g on mammals.

    Even a big baton with mice at one and and a counterweight on the other. Something.

    1. Re:What we need right now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a common fallacy perpetuated by sci-fi authors. The truth is that simulating gravity by spinning results in coriolis forces that disrupt the delicate structures in the inner ear. This results in balance problems, disorientation, nausea, and projectile diarrhea. The habitat would have to be truly enormous, on the order of d = 1 mile or more, before these forces become low enough to not be an issue. This could potentially be accomplished with a long tether/counterweight combination, probably not a baton though. Also, the axis of rotation should be perpendicular to the orbit, or as close as possible.

    2. Re:What we need right now... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Or we could build a space station and put mammals in there in its fractional-g environment! Brilliant!

    3. Re:What we need right now... by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      For research purposes, what has been proposed is a "Variable Gravity Research Facility" (VRGF). This consists of a backbone truss, similar to the one on the ISS, and movable modules that can be positioned as needed for various g-levels. The truss can also vary the rotation rate as needed. It would allow testing multiple g-levels in parallel. The main levels we want to test are Lunar, Mars, and various levels between 0 and 1 g for long term crew missions. We also want to test how plants respond to various levels.

      A rotating wheel gives you the same gravity level all the way around. That's good once you figure out how much gravity we humans need to stay healthy, but for research we want to test all different amounts.

    4. Re:What we need right now... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >A rotating wheel gives you the same gravity level all the way around. That's good once you figure out how much gravity we humans need to stay healthy, but for research we want to test all different amounts.

      Yes, of course. So a giant baton where the occupied module and the counterweight can move towards and away from each other on the shaft.

      I'm not a big fan of attaching such a thing to the ISS due to the vibration issues. If it's not attached to anything else, that problem goes away.

    5. Re:What we need right now... by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      Yes, the ISS isn't set up to control such a large rotating object. You want a separate orbiting facility.

    6. Re:What we need right now... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      The habitat would have to be truly enormous, on the order of d = 1 mile or more, before these forces become low enough to not be an issue.

      Is there any data you could link to backing up this assertion? Not being snarky, but [citation needed].

      Strat

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    7. Re:What we need right now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the GP AC, but I would guess the wiki page would be a good start.

    8. Re:What we need right now... by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      That looks like a good place to start, sure. It says that 2 revolutions per minute generally produces too low Coriolis forces to be significant, and that a 30-second period would need a 224m radius to produce 1g. That's pretty substantial, but not a mile (1609m). For an orbital period of 15s, which might not produce significant Coriolis forces (the article says that 2 rpm is generally considered safe, but humans have adapted to 23rpm), the radius would be 56m, which seems much more reasonable.

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    9. Re:What we need right now... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      That looks like a good place to start, sure. It says that 2 revolutions per minute generally produces too low Coriolis forces to be significant, and that a 30-second period would need a 224m radius to produce 1g. That's pretty substantial, but not a mile (1609m). For an orbital period of 15s, which might not produce significant Coriolis forces (the article says that 2 rpm is generally considered safe, but humans have adapted to 23rpm), the radius would be 56m, which seems much more reasonable.

      Thanks, AC, for the Wiki link.

      What you describe here pretty much outlines major characteristics for different classes of future manned space vessels and orbital stations.

      Smaller diameter centrifugal ships/stations would be for shorter trips and occupancy durations, and the larger diameter types for longer trips and longer occupancy durations.

      Class I Centrifugal Vessel/Station = Under 200m

      Class II Centrifugal Vessel/Station = Over 200m

      Anyone care to CC Elon on this? :)

      Strat

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    10. Re:What we need right now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I guess a "Class V" would basically be a spacecraft the scale of an interplanetary Trump Tower, then?

      You know, you could probably get Trump to help fund that.

      Tell him to make the Martians pay for it.:D

      I keed, I keed!

      Sorry. Too easy.

    11. Re:What we need right now... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

      Remember when they used to have "Baton Twirlers" in skimpy little outfits in parades? They would light the end of the baton on fire an do all kinds of neat tricks with them. That's what I want to see in space. Flaming, Mouse-Tipped, Giant Batons in Space! That's what I want my tax dollars going for!

    12. Re:What we need right now... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

      Well, at least it's not a Phallic-cy!

    13. Re: What we need right now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can cause dizziness and nausea. So can microgravity. Testing will show if it's any worse than that.
      It will also require you to move differently - but not as much as microgravity.

      I think astronauts could get used to it quite easily - but we can't know until we try.
      If movement is too confusing, maybe spinning only during sleep would be enough to counteract tle long term effect of microgravity.

    14. Re:What we need right now... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Yes, the ISS isn't set up to control such a large rotating object. You want a separate orbiting facility.

      Well, what we need is an entire deep space, ie outside LEO, research station for effects of gravity, radiation, environmental containment, shielding, and all other sorts of stuff that will need to be developed for the Mars mission that everybody is talking about but not funding.

  3. Re:Launches are fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gravity is a lie. It's just an effect caused by the Earth constantly accelerating through space. The apple doesn't fall because of gravity; the Earth rushes up to meet it. Simple. The idea that objects "orbit" each other is about as real as gravity.

  4. Re:You are REAL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this creimer’s newest sockpuppet? Going off the rails today aren’t you, Chris?

  5. Re:Launches are fake by Calydor · · Score: 1

    THIS is the launch I look forward to the most: That one guy who wants to prove the Earth is flat.

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  6. Mars by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So when are we going to Mars? Apparently all it takes is a big rocket and some space factories and some asteroid dust to protect us from the radiation in transit.

    1. Re:Mars by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      If you mean "we" as in people, Musk wants to go directly to Mars and start colonizing, as soon as the mid- to late- 2020's, (whenever his BFR starts realistically will be flying.

      A much more efficient route is to use electric tugs for cargo delivery, and set up a "Transit Station" in a cycling orbit between Earth and Mars. That way you only need to put it in position once, and use it many times. The tugs and transit station both use asteroid rock for shielding, water, and propellants. This cuts down how much you need to launch from Earth. Building tugs and asteroid mining will take longer to set up, but a BFR or New Glenn rocket will help with those tasks.

    2. Re:Mars by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Yeah, good idea. Just build a transit station and electric tugs (in space). Then mine asteroids and transform it into shielding, water and propellants using some space factories. You just need a big rocket and some dreams.

    3. Re:Mars by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Well, besides the big rocket most of the costs are catering.

    4. Re:Mars by penandpaper · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you want a preview of what this experience will be like, grab a long 10 ft diameter tube perhaps 30 ft long and place it out in the desert. Get in it and walk around. If you wish, cut some port-holes out of the side to get a nice view of the sand and rocks. Amazing, no? Now, just imagine being stuck in that tube for several years jerking off to Martian p0rn and you will get the idea.

    6. Re:Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spaaaaaace Nutteeeeers! In SPAAAAAAACE!!!!

    7. Re: Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People do that in Antarctica. Granted, you don't need a full space suit in order to go outside, but it's still a very inhospitable place.
      Having a permanent, sustainable population will require much larger living spaces of course. The people in Antarctica, as well as the first ones on Mars, are specially trained and work with science and exploration, and eventually return to civilization.

    8. Re:Mars by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      So when are we going to Mars? Apparently all it takes is a big rocket and some space factories and some asteroid dust to protect us from the radiation in transit.

      About 30 years after somebody decides to start funding the most expensive engineering project in the history of man.

  7. Here comes the helicopter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Second time today
    Everybody scatters
    And hopes it goes away
    How many kids they've murdered
    Only God can say
    If I had a rocket launcher
    I'd make somebody pay

  8. Re:Gotta be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    creimer and his sockpuppets are having quite the circle jerk today.

  9. Re:You are REAL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you talking to Roy Moore?

  10. yay! news for nerds! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tho I'm sure the slashdot audience will find a way to insert Nazis/Trump/Hillary/SJWs/musk-hate ish blathering into the discussion of a nerdy thing ...

  11. 2018... meh... by cdreimer · · Score: 0

    I'm looking forward to NASA launching a space probe to Alpha Centurai in 2069. Now I have something to look forward to in my 100th year of life.

    1. Re:2018... meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You already look 60 and you'll be lucky to make it there, Chris.

    2. Re:2018... meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      creimer confuses his Slashdot signature with an animated gif.

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    3. Re:2018... meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  12. OK. So how about.... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 0

    The earth in your claim is rushing "up". I'm standing on the Earth. I'm holding an apple. The earth, me, the apple, and the air are all moving up with velocity v. I throw the Apple "up" by imparting a force, and thereby an acceleration, to the Apple with the chemical energy of the muscles of my arms transformed to kinetic energy. The Apple now has velocity v + v2 (where v2 is the velocity of the Apple when I let it go relative to myself/the earth). The Apple is now traveling faster than the Earth, away from the Earth. How does the Earth "catch up" with the Apple in your scenario?

    Oh, I know? You're a child molester who eats the shit out of your mommy's asshole while diddling children. That's how it works!

    1. Re:OK. So how about.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Apple now has velocity v + v2 (where v2 is the velocity of the Apple when I let it go relative to myself/the earth). The Apple is now traveling faster than the Earth, away from the Earth. How does the Earth "catch up" with the Apple in your scenario?

      The Earth is accelerating at 9.8 m/s^2. We all know this. v isn't important. Earth will match the speed of the apple after v2/g seconds and will begin catching up immediately following.

  13. False Flag! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That guy is a plant working for Big Space trying to make the Flat Earth Society look silly. Every Flat Earther knows that Big Space would never allow us to launch one of our rockets and expose their lies. We'd love to launch a "satellite" over the edge, but Big Space's missile defense at the rim is too good.

  14. Add BFR construction by WindBourne · · Score: 2

    SpaceX is putting up a new building for doing the the BFR's first stage. In addition, they have bought the equipment for building the BFR. Construction starts in the second half of 2018.

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  15. Re:Launches are fake by bondsbw · · Score: 1

    "See! The earth is a huge ball!"

    "Now wait just a minute, all I see is a huge circle."

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  16. How about... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 0

    So why is the winter Sun weak and yellower than the summer sun at the same altitude in the sky?

    ...because you are a shit-eating child molester. Prove you aren't. TRUTH!

  17. So, where is the force? by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 0

    If the Earth is constantly accelerating, where is the force imparting that acceleration coming from? Where is the energy for that "perpetual" force?

    Oh, I know? It comes from all the shit you eat while diddling children. TRUTH!

    1. Re:So, where is the force? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the Earth is constantly accelerating, where is the force imparting that acceleration coming from? Where is the energy for that "perpetual" force?

      There are many theories, but this is one of the great mysteries of the universe that may never be solved. Like what causes lightning or waves.

    2. Re:So, where is the force? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anti-earth is accelerating in the opposite direction. The weight of our (evil/good) twin's goatees is counterbalanced by the weight of GP's mom.

    3. Re: So, where is the force? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the turtles all have rocket motors stuck up their asses. Ergo the headline about space launches.

  18. Left Out Stratolaunch by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 2

    Their list left off Stratolaunch Systems, which has built the world's largest airplane (400 ft wingspan) out of parts from two used 747's, plus a new carbon fiber body. It is intended to carry rockets up to 500,000 lb under the wing so they can get about twice the payload compared to the same rocket from the ground. The carrier plane has already started taxi tests in the Mohave desert, and is expected to reach first flight in 2018. Launching rockets may come later in the year or next year.

    Airplanes are highly reusable and relatively cheap per flight by rocket standards. If the first rocket stage is also recovered (which it won't be for the earliest rockets), it should be an economical launch system. The company is funded by Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft, who has more than enough money to see this through.

    1. Re:Left Out Stratolaunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their list left off Stratolaunch Systems, which has built the world's largest airplane (400 ft wingspan) out of parts from two used 747's,

      I think it is more accurate to say they leveraged some 747 parts (engines, avionics, flight deck, landing gear) to avoid having to create everything from scratch for this iteration of the carrier, but the lot of the aircraft is new.

  19. Mysteries, huh? by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 0

    Lightning is caused by the separation of charge due to uprising air currents/moisture stripping electrons off of molecules of water and such until a huge charge builds up in the atmosphere. The charge does not immediately discharge with either the ground or itself because air is a reasonably good insulator. Then, along comes a cosmic particle that ionizes a path through the air and BAM! the charge discharges across the newly created non-insulating path either between oppositely charged areas of the sky or the sky and the ground!

    Waves are caused by the wind blowing across miles and miles of water gradually pulling it via friction into an upwelling until the force of the downward pull on the water's surface exceed the friction of the air at which point the water surface "snaps back" to the relaxed state releasing the potential energy and creating a wave.

    Oh, and all of this is possible because you are a child molester whose mother licks his asshole while you gargle your own cum! TRUTH!

    1. Re:Mysteries, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, since you think you're such an expert on lightning and waves, why don't YOU tell ME what's causing the Earth to accelerate? It's easy to PROVE that it's moving, but NOBODY knows why.

  20. Only US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are the EU or China launches?

    1. Re:Only US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      sure.
      Where are they? Let them announce them for next year and you can post that info here. Good luck getting it.

  21. Is SpaceX/Dragon going to repeat Apollo 8? by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    I remember earlier in 2017 that Mr. Musk was hoping to launch a Dragon capsule, with astronauts around on a Falcon Heavy and have it fly around the moon on the 50th anniversary of Apollo 8.

    Is there updates/plans/announcements about this?

    That would definitely be an inspiring and depressing (it took 50 years to repeat Apollo 8) mission.

    1. Re:Is SpaceX/Dragon going to repeat Apollo 8? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.reddit.com/r/spacex/ (the only good part of that whole domain) has a "Upcoming Events" in the right pane, which is kept very well up to date with latest SpaceX news and rumours. It lists that flight as 2019. However, the capsule is in active use, the manned version is being build and in the testing phase and the Falcon Heavy rocket (based on two re-used F9 boosters) is on the pad right now and scheduled to make it's first demo flight this January.

  22. That would require double the constant of input energy, not zero it. To accelerate two objects away from each other at a constant acceleration requires opposite forces to be constantly applied to each in opposing directions. So, now you need to account for twice as much "perpetual" energy input? What's your answer? You can do the experiment yourself regarding opposing accelerations with real objects. You can measure these things. If you stopped diddling children while gargling your own cum while your mom eats shit out of your ass you'd have the time to verify these facts yourself.

    EPIC FAIL! You lose!

  23. The Earth isn't accelerating by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    The Earth is moving, aside from almost immeasurable friction due to "dust" in space, at a constant velocity along a straight space-time trajectory. Because the presence of mass "bends" space, that straight space-time trajectory follows a curve around the sun (in a strictly space trajectory) (actually around the center of mass of the earth-sun-planetary system, which, for the earth-sun is inside the radius of the sun itself). This "orbiting" around the sun is nearly indistinguishable from an accelerating frame of reference due to the equivalence principle. So, there is nothing to explain about what is accelerating the Earth (in my story) because it isn't accelerating. Only in you fantasy is the earth accelerating while you diddle children, gargle your own cum, and have your ass eaten out by your mother. TRUTH!

    1. Re:The Earth isn't accelerating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in your universe, space "bends" around mass and moves around other mass. Right... That makes a lot of sense... And I'm the one living in a fantasy.

      Put two magnets against each other with like poles together. Then let go. They repel without ANY energy being input. As Earth and anti-Earth get further apart, the force stays constant - This is the difference between magnets and antimatter. Note that I'm not saying that there are "anti-people" walking around on anti-Earth - Life was only created once. Anti-Earth is just a disc with identical size, shape, and opposite mass to Earth. Simple.

      Jesus, this isn't that hard. This is like teaching astrology to school children.

    2. Re:The Earth isn't accelerating by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

      Jesus, this isn't that hard. This is like teaching astrology to school children.

      Yes, we all know how you like to diddle school children!

      If you paid attention in school, you would know that their are experiments that verify these facts. Also, all modern technology, including GPS, relies on these facts to function correctly. You can do the experiments.

      Oh, I forgot, you don't have time for actual knowledge or experiments because you are too busy diddling children while gargling your own cum while your mother eats the undigested cum-shit out of your ass.

    3. Re:The Earth isn't accelerating by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

      Put two magnets against each other with like poles together. Then let go. They repel without ANY energy being input.

      WRONG! The energy used to separate them is the potential energy that you imparted by using kinetic energy to push them together. In other words, you have "stored" energy in the field by changing the positions of the two objects with kinetic energy. So, it kind of like pushing a wagon up a hill and then letting it roll down. You are converting kinetic energy to potential energy then back to kinetic energy.

      Again, you can verify these things with experiments if you weren't busy having the cum-shit eaten out of your ass by your mother while you gargled cum and diddled children.

    4. Re:The Earth isn't accelerating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you paid attention in school, you would know that their are experiments that verify these facts.

      *there*

      Case closed. Thanks for playing. Let me know if you need me to explain anything else.

  24. The only thing in asses.... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    ...is your mother's tongue in your ass while you gargle your own cum and diddle children.

  25. Stratolaunch probably won't be more efficient by mykepredko · · Score: 2

    I remember reading a great article in Aviation Week years ago about Orbital ATK flying Pegasus missions from their converted L-1011.

    The cost reduction of using an aircraft as the first stage wasn't very significant and there was actually less flexibility in terms of launches than if you were taking off from the ground. The only significant savings was in infrastructure - you can launch from a runway, not a complex.

    The lack of cost reduction is due to the fact that an (converted) airliner provides less than 5% of the energy and altitude normally provided by a traditional first stage - the economics change more in favour of a launch aircraft when you get above Mach 5 and 200k feet but there are no aircraft with this capability.

    I was surprised by the flexibility issue. "Minor" course corrections require a lot higher percentage of fuel after dropping the rocket than if the rocket was in the early stages of launch. This means that the launch window (which involves time, position of the carrier aircraft, it's speed, attitude and direction) is much more critical. If you miss any of the window parameters, then you have to plan another flight - when you're starting from the ground, dealing with the launch window trends towards a single variable problem.

    Another thing that I was surprised at was that the acoustic vibration (noise) of the released rocket was also a significant issue - in the article, it stated that everybody on board wore ear protection during launch and after each launch the airframe has to be inspected for stress damage.

    I should point out that Orbital ATK is still flying the Pegasus from their L-1011 (according to their website, they've done 43 launches) so clearly the issues listed above don't completely make an air launch approach impractical.

    It would be interesting to see how Stratolaunch deals with these issues - I suspect that if they have eliminated them then the solutions will be proprietary and if they haven't, then they don't want to talk about it as it will discourage investors and customers.

    1. Re:Stratolaunch probably won't be more efficient by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The lack of cost reduction is due to the fact that an (converted) airliner provides less than 5% of the energy and altitude normally provided by a traditional first stage - the economics change more in favour of a launch aircraft when you get above Mach 5 and 200k feet but there are no aircraft with this capability.

      Less than 5% of the energy, but if you take the rocket equation into account then about 16% of the launch weight while staying subsonic. And probably 1/5th the launch height (~10 km vs ~50 km) getting you past the densest parts of the atmosphere. It's better than single stage to orbit and potentially cheaper than throwing away the first stage. I saw that 5% claim came from Musk, he's probably talking it down since they went another route but if you got reusable first stages it seems quite superior. At least if he can get them flying more than twice. Those landed stages are piling up...

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    2. Re:Stratolaunch probably won't be more efficient by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      It's not the height - it's the energy. When the Falcon first stage is jettisoned, the second stage and payload is moving at 7,000+ kmh. If you assume that the aircraft releases the rocket stack at 900 kmh, it only has about 1.6% of the energy which means that the rocket must make up the remaining 98.4% itself. I don't have the background to do all the math, but I would think that saying air launch provides 5% of the energy of a traditional first stage is being generous.

      Air launching is an idea that seems to make sense intuitively, but when you run the numbers (even in terms of a simplistic back of the envelope calculation) and look at the practical issues in terms of required precision at launch and stress on the launching aircraft, it doesn't seem like an efficient way to get payloads into orbit.

  26. The only case that is closed... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    ...is the case that shows that you diddle children while your mom eats cum-shit out of your ass while you gargle your own splooge. Inadvertent use of the incorrect homophone doesn't change those facts! TRUTH!

    1. Re:The only case that is closed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The energy used to separate them is the potential energy that you imparted by using kinetic energy to push them together.

      In this case, the potential energy was stored when the Earth & anti-Earth were created. This was done with enough energy to keep them accelerating away from each other until the universe expires. There are different theories on when the universe will expire.

      Inadvertent use of the incorrect homophone doesn't change those facts!

      This has nothing to do with homophones. This is the difference between 'their' and 'there'. Even KIDS know the difference you idiot! You pretend you understand things like lightning but then can't even spell a 5-letter word. Your facts make about as much sense as your spelling. Have fun on your round Earth, "genius".

    2. Re:The only case that is closed... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

      the potential energy was stored when the Earth & anti-Earth were created. This was done with enough energy to keep them accelerating away from each other until the universe expires

      That's not what happens with magnets. They don't continually accelerate away from each other at constant acceleration. The acceleration drops off rapidly to zero as the force drops when the change in the field position converts the potential energy to kinetic energy. So, if it worked anything like magnets, which you are trying to assert, the acceleration would fall-off, not remain constant.

      Also, "their", "there", and "they're" are all "homophones" of one another. Homophones are words that sound alike, but, are spelled differently and have a different meaning. It is not unusual to mistakenly write the incorrect homophone when typing quickly. If you weren't diddling children while gargling your own jizz while your mother's tongue explores the depths of your anus for undigested cum-shit, you'd know this. TRUTH!

    3. Re:The only case that is closed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, "their", "there", and "they're" are all "homophones" of one another.

      "Their", "there", and "they're" all mean different things. You're confusing them for homophones like SCUBA.

  27. No. I've already "addressed" Roy Moore! by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1
  28. Oh, another thing that proves you are a.... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    ...child molester.

    You claim the Earth is accelerating upward at a constant 9.8 m/s^2, correct? OK, then, how come I measure the acceleration due to gravity as different values at different altitudes and positions on Earth? How can the Earth be under a constant upward acceleration and allow for different measurable accelerations at different altitudes?

    This proves you are a child molesting, cum gargling mother fucker whose mother dines upon the undigested cum-shit that you try to keep bound up for her in your anus.

    1. Re:Oh, another thing that proves you are a.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what happens with magnets. They don't continually accelerate away from each other at constant acceleration.

      Well no shit. That's the difference between magnets and antimatter. Pay attention.

      You claim the Earth is accelerating upward at a constant 9.8 m/s^2, correct? OK, then, how come I measure the acceleration due to gravity as different values at different altitudes and positions on Earth?

      The Earth has been accelerating at 9.8m/s^2 for a long time. We're traveling very close to c. So "gravity" appears different at different locations due to time dilation effects. It's called Einstein genius.

    2. Re:Oh, another thing that proves you are a.... by gnick · · Score: 1

      As much as I'm enjoying this spirited, rational, and lengthy debate over whether or not gravity exists, one question occurs to me that hasn't been asked:

      When you see a man arguing with a mule, which of the two looks foolish?

      This proves you are a child molesting, cum gargling mother fucker whose mother dines upon the undigested cum-shit that you try to keep bound up for her in your anus.

      With eloquence like that I can't believe anyone would debate you. You've got AC on the ropes. I think you've already convinced most of us that gravity's real.

      DFTT.

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    3. Re:Oh, another thing that proves you are a.... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

      As much as I'm enjoying this spirited, rational, and lengthy debate

      Spirited? Sure, I'll agree.

      Lengthy? Not like the Bible lengthy or Homer Epics lengthy, but, yeah, it's up there!

      Rational? Ummmm.....I think we'd really have to be stretching the definition of that word! I imagined you'd agree! :)

  29. No you child molesting idiot.... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    Words like SCUBA, RADAR, and LASER are acronyms (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym).

    Homophone is this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    So, once again, through your ignorance, you demonstrate you are a cum gargling pedophile whose mother dines on your shit.

    1. Re:No you child molesting idiot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Words like SCUBA, RADAR, and LASER are acronyms (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym).

      Exactly. And they all have different meanings. Just like "their", "their", and "they're" except pronounced differently. Try to keep up.

  30. Time Dialation? by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    So, you admit that space-time is bent by the presence of mass? So you admit General Relativity? Explain how General Relativity fits with your idea of a disc-like earth under constant acceleration?

    You can't, because you are a child molesting, self-cum swilling, shit feeding to mother, jack-off. TRUTH!

  31. So, again you contradict your own argument. by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    This proves once again you are a child molesting, cum swilling jack-ass whose mother eats the shit out of your asshole. TRUTH!

    Well no shit. That's the difference between magnets and antimatter. Pay attention.

    You tried to justify earth and anti-earth flying apart by what happens with magnets. Now you're saying it isn't like magnets. Which is it?

    CHILD MOLESTER! CHILD MOLESTER! SHIT EATING FAG! LET YOUR MOTHER EAT YOUR SHIT, JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT! YOU'RE A MOTHER FUCKER! DIDDLING CHILDREN! TRUTH! TRUTH! TRUTH!

    1. Re:So, again you contradict your own argument. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you admit that space-time is bent by the presence of mass?

      Mass exists in space-time.

      So you admit General Relativity?

      Of course. Even though I acknowledge that it's just a theory like many other things.

      Explain how General Relativity fits with your idea of a disc-like earth under constant acceleration?

      When Earth and anti-Earth split, we accelerated for about a year until we nearly reached c. We've been there ever since. Constantly accelerating but at a constant velocity.

      You tried to justify earth and anti-earth flying apart by what happens with magnets. Now you're saying it isn't like magnets.

      I didn't think I'd have to explain the difference between magnets and antimatter. You could just google it. Both repel each other, but antimatter doesn't depend on distance. It will repel realmatter at any distance for any length of time. This is all theoretical, but it perfectly explains why the Earth is accelerating so much.

    2. Re:So, again you contradict your own argument. by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

      Constantly accelerating but at a constant velocity.

      So, where is this constantly increasing force coming from to maintain the constant acceleration? Don't say anti-matter. That test can be done. Take a positron and and an electron and measure the force they exert on one another. Ooops! They attract not repel! You fucked up! Also, the amount of attractive force decreases with distance. So, your argument is a sham! Do the experiment! That's the difference between bullshit and truth. Truth has an experiment you can do to verify the veracity of the claim!

      You are a child molesting, cum swilling, shit-bag whose mother sucks the diarrhea out of your asshole through a bendy straw!

    3. Re:So, again you contradict your own argument. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought I was going to lose you with that crack about not understanding lightning & waves. You stayed on the hook for-fucking-ever before I got bored.

      I had the last and final word. That makes me right and you wrong.

      You win. You successfully argued that gravity exists. Want a fucking medal?

      Hint: Literally everyone here believes in gravity. You're screaming at an AC troll that was bored today. I started with the position "Gravity is a lie" and you felt the need to defend fucking gravity.

      Also, you have an unhealthy obsession with child molestation and sex acts that sound unpleasant. I'm worried about you. Seek help and stay away from kids.

      ..."there" is pronounced the same as SCUBA.

      You really are clueless. "there" is pronounced the same as "yo mama a homophone".

    4. Re:So, again you contradict your own argument. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW I enjoyed where this went. I wasn't the AC that came up with anti-Earth, I just ran with it. I did come up with antimatter propulsion. Constant acceleration and constant velocity. Simple.

      You seem obsessed with sex involving minors, your mother, and excrement. Did something happen? How do you feel about your mother?

  32. BFR? Big Friendly Rocket? by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    After all BFG is "Big Friendly Giant", right?

    1. Re: BFR? Big Friendly Rocket? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Sure. Let's call it big friendly rocket. Or big falcon rocket. Or â¦

      --
      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  33. Again you prove you are a child molester... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    ...by once again contradicting yourself. You claimed they were acronyms a moment ago? Can't keep the fact straight can you? Just like the fact that you are a child molester whose mother eats the shit out of your asshole while you gargle your own cum. Right? Admit it! Actually you've already admitted it! TRUTH!

    1. Re:Again you prove you are a child molester... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...by once again contradicting yourself. You claimed they were acronyms a moment ago? Can't keep the fact straight can you?

      "There", "their", and "they're" aren't acronyms. Check here if you're confused.

  34. Really? by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    Are you seriously suggesting i have an eloquent argument with this jack-off? The point of the over-the-top accusation is to get him to request that I prove it. Then I can re-tort, "Oh, you want proof for assertions. Please provide your proof that the Earth is a disc under constant acceleration orthogonal to its surface".

    Amazingly, he has de-facto accepted the accusation that he is a child molester by not challenging the assertion, not even once. Therefore, it is safe to conclude that he knows the accusation is true. That means, he is, in fact a Child Molester, and it is entirely appropriate to address him as such.

    1. Re:Really? by gnick · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously suggesting i have an eloquent argument with this jack-off?

      Not remotely. You misunderstand. I'm suggesting that you're getting trolled and should ignore that jack-off.

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
  35. Incorrect. by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    Both repel each other

    Matter and Anti-Mater don't repel each other. In fact, they attract to each other and annihilate one another turning to pure energy. So, why again is Earth and Anti-Earth repelling from each other? Oops! You fucked up again with your facts.

    If you'd stop diddling children, get your mother's tongue out of your ass, and spit your own cum out so you could take a breath, you'd be able to think logically and maintain a consistent argument.
     

    1. Re:Incorrect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Matter and Anti-Mater don't repel each other.

      If you think that I can't help you. Google it.

      In fact, they attract to each other and annihilate one another turning to pure energy.

      Right. And mass attracts other mass. And mass bends space. And mass and energy are the same thing. Got it.

      So, why again is Earth and Anti-Earth repelling from each other?

      *are*
      I've already explained that like I would to a five-year-old. I don't think you're capable of understanding.

    2. Re:Incorrect. by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

      Matter and Anti-Mater don't repel each other.

      If you think that I can't help you. Google it.

      OK: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=matter+an...

      Hmmm...seems to contradict you.

      In fact, they attract to each other and annihilate one another turning to pure energy.

      Right. And mass attracts other mass. And mass bends space. And mass and energy are the same thing. Got it.

      So, why again is Earth and Anti-Earth repelling from each other?

      *are*
      I've already explained that like I would to a five-year-old. I don't think you're capable of understanding.

      Oh, shit! Man! You WIN! I made a grammar mistake/typo! That invalidates my entire argument and position. You fucking served me! Shit! I got SERVED! You were all like up in my gear and shit! I'm like, so embarrassed. I guess you're not a child molester after all! In fact, I think you are a hero! You sure showed me!

      You are correct! The Earth is round! Gravity Exists! GR is a fact!

      I bow down to you and admit you are correct about the earth being round and gravity existing and GR being correct! You are so awesome! You're not a child molester or anything!

      NOT! (on that last) I still know you are a child molester!

    3. Re:Incorrect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I made a grammar mistake/typo!

      Mixing up 'is' and 'are' is no more a typo than mixing up 'there' and 'their'. It's not like the keys are right next to each other. They're *grammatical* errors.

      That invalidates my entire argument and position.

      Your grammar just exposes your ignorance. Your argument invalidates itself.

  36. Yeah, but it's fun! by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 2

    See, here's the thing. The guy is making assertions he knows to be false. He is using bullshit arguments that sound kind of "truthy"! It is the kind of "truthy" bullshit that religious people, politicians, so-called businessmen, and other shills spout all of the time. Arguing with someone like this over something so stupid, who is, I must admit, quite adept at keeping up his bullshit line and refraining from being bated into debating his child molestation, is quite fun and entertaining because I have to actually spend time thinking about his bullshit arguments and coming up with factual arguments to counter them. I'm not a working scientist or engineer. I have to actually consider what he is saying, why it is wrong, and think about the counter that shows how what he is saying is incorrect. This is interesting to me because my life at this point is so fucking uninteresting.

    I'd rather be doing something useful, but, I don't even know what "useful" even means anymore. I thought I knew once, but, now I'm skeptical.

    Frankly, I wouldn't mind if we had all-out civil war and we could start dividing into factions and killing each other. That's just about as useful as anything else that is going on at this point. The state of political discourse in this country is in the shitter. I served my country as a young man, and I now regret it. It isn't a country worthy of having been served.

    Half the population should have a bullet put in the back of their skull and dumped in a ditch. That's how much I admire my "fellow citizens" at this point. The complete and utter BULLSHIT that is constantly on the so-called News (especially Fox News) disgusts me! The owners and every person working at such organizations should be shot!

    Trump is a serial rapist voted in by the half the country. They can all die for all I care.

    So, I'll just amuse myself arguing with this shit-bag, who at least knows he is making shit-bag arguments (for fun), and is simply trying to get people to try to make a legitimate argument. I admire this guy more than 1/2 the population of the USA, USA, USA, USA!

  37. What?!? by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    Exactly. And they all have different meanings. Just like "their", "their", and "they're" except pronounced differently.

    No, they aren't. LASER, RADAR, and SCUBA are all pronounced exactly the same, unlike, "their", "their", and "they're". But, "there" is pronounced the same as SCUBA.

    Once again, you demonstrate your complete ignorance and affinity for molesting children! Please just stop! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN FOR PASTA'S SAKE?

  38. Apparently, you admit defeat! by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    I had the last and final word. That makes me right and you wrong. Oh, and you're still a child molester!

  39. Re:Launches are fake by wooferhound · · Score: 1

    Cool . . . How much longer will it take to reach Light Speed ?

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    We are Dead Stars looking back Up at the Sky
  40. Re:Gotta be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fatcashews isn't creimer; he's just some dude who gets off on picking on the fat retard.

  41. Re:Launches are fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We got near light speed about a year after creation of Earth & anti-Earth. Since then, we've been at constant acceleration and constant velocity right at the edge of the speed of light. That's why our attempts at space exploration have resulted in time rifts that have been covered up by the real leaders of the planet..

  42. Re:Gotta be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get off on having a clean creimer-free environment.

    When's your giant book of shitty haiku dropping, Chris?

  43. Re:Gotta be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not creimer; I know how to use a semi-colon correctly (it separates two independent clauses). Creimer is annoying but you're an obsessive internet bully who posts just as much. Fuck off and leave Slashdot.

  44. Re:Gotta be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't like it, Chris? Complain to the management. Bitching about it in the comments changes nothing.