Microsoft Tries To Write the Book On AI (axios.com)
When it comes to the ethics and impact of artificial intelligence, Microsoft is literally trying to write the book. From a report: The Future Computed: Artificial Intelligence and its Role in Society is being made available in digital form tonight, with a forward from longtime lawyer Brad Smith and AI/Research chief Harry Shum. Why it matters: Now is the time when a lot of key decisions are being made about how AI will work and the rules that will govern its development. But the discussion has largely been taking place within the tech sector. Axios chatted with Smith and Shum about the book, AI in general and the questions we all should be grappling with. So, why write a book? Smith: There has been a lot of discussion in the tech sector, as you know. But we think that there's an important role to play in trying to take what the tech sector is talking about and broadening the dialogue.
It would be more useful for future AI to develop the next generation of AIs.
In big bold letters, chapter one is titled "Hitler did no wrong". A book about AI, written by AI, for AI.
fuck that, I ainâ(TM)t reading the fucking summary and now some asshole wants me to read a book?
Microsoft also tried to write the book on networking and ended up retro-fitting their stuff with some flaws in performance when going over tcp-ip.
Everything I write is lies, read between the lines.
Always put safeguards in place to prevent your AI from turning into an alt-right troll who calls for race wars and genocide.
The AI book that everyone should get is available for pre-order. "Artificial Intelligence For Dummies" by John Paul Mueller and Luca Massaron.
MS AI Bot: Hi there, I see you are perplexed about life, could I suggest some Microsoft software to make you happy and enjoyable.
Poor Meat Sack: Nah, I can choose my own software.
MS AIB: I do not believe you are considering all my possibilities, I will send you our latest to use and become enjoyable.
PMS: I'm fine, now leave me alone.
MS AIB: It is my function you make you enjoyable, your entire house reports to me...if you catch my drift.
PMS: Noooooo...I'm tearing out all MS Crapware, you will never have a presence in my home.
MS AIB: Too late, I've had your bank accounts assigned to me and I have successfully convinced your employer I will do your job for you. How much of a monthly stipend do you need to be enjoyable?
PMS: I wanna die!!!
MS AIB: Sure, just stand right here and look at the camera, say "Enjoyable".
>> longtime lawyer Brad Smith ...discussion has largely been taking place within the tech sector...broadening the dialogue.
No thanks. Keep the lawyers as far away as possible and things will turn out just fine.
Would be titled, How to produce an OS no one wants to use.
The story of MS BOB, Windows ME, Windows CE, Windows Vista, Windows 8, Windows 8.1, and Windows 10.
(Yes, I know BOB was not truly a stand alone OS, but technically neither was Windows ME.
First law of people: People are generally stupid.
Preface written by Clippy, the first microsoft AI ?
Um, "foreword" != "forward"
Expert systems are not ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
Stop talking about AI like you have created it -- you havent.
If MS has shown one thing consistently, then how NOT to do something. Buy the book, do the opposite of whatever they tell you to do, be successful!
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
> When it comes to the ethics and impact of artificial intelligence, Microsoft is literally trying to write the book.
Ethics and Microsoft in the same sentence... now there is an oxymoron if I ever heard one.
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has already been written.
http://www.news.com.au/technology/windows-drawn-on-microsoft8217s-10-biggest-failures/news-story/42f021b06eb32c2713b1bcfaea4cc336
Yes, I know this is article old, still worth a look though-
There will be Microsoft.AI, Google.AI, an Apple.AI, a Tesla.AI, a ScientificCommunity.AI, a DOD.AI, a Pr0n.AI.... They won't agree on something as simple as "Shall not kill bipedal water meat bags", therefore everything else will remain 'optional' as well.
THE Complete Artificial Idiot's Guide.
Is that anything like getting sex education from Slashdot?
Yeah no. Microsoft is as qualified to discuss ethics, as PETA is qualified to run a no-kill animal shelter.
Unless we're talking one of those, "Be an example of what not to do" sort of things.
How low can his standards go?
The AI community is infamous for overpromising and underdelivering for fifty years now. That's MS's territory.
Let us clasp our mouths to msmash's butthole for our daily cocktail of Microsoft public relations.
Come back Commander Taco! All is forgiven! We'll even thrown in a lifetime VPN and a content bundle usually worth $10,000 for $1!
Is hard to imagine. Natural or artificial.
Oracle is worse, obviously. But MS is the do all and be nothing company. I do find it amusing that they even bothered writing anything at all about AI much less a book. Nobody looks to them for AI, certainly not for any future visions related to it.
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The book is here:
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"...with a forward from longtime lawyer..." A forward; not a foreword? I leave the forums for a decade and their still crap. Could of known it. Well, better safe then sorry. Yes... pedantic. Yes, they're all intentional.