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Church Elder/'Jeopardy' Champion Charged With Computer Crimes (mlive.com)

Stephanie Jass, a record-setting, seven-time winner on Jeopardy, has been charged with two felonies for accessing the email accounts of two executives at the college where she worked as an assistant professor. An anonymous reader quotes MLive: Jass was able to access the accounts because of an April 24 issue with the college email system, hosted by Google. Frank Hribar, vice president for enrollment and student affairs, said there was network outage caused by loss of power. On April 25, users received a text message with a generic, standard passcode: "Please attempt to login to Gmail using this password. You should be prompted to change password after login..." Not everyone, however, was prompted to do so. Some did make the change using a tutorial. Some received an error and were unable to create a new password, the timeline states. Others did not alter the password at all. The method "worked just fine, had there not been manipulation of the system," said Hribar...

Jass, 47, of Tecumseh was charged in December with unauthorized access to a computer, program or network, and using a computer to commit a crime, both felonies... On May 5, the college deactivated Jass' email account and access to all other college software. The locks to her office door were changed and her desktop computer was confiscated, according to the timeline.

The police report "indicates Jass accessed emails while using an internet network at First Presbyterian Church of Tecumseh, where she served as an elder."

102 comments

  1. power loss = reset passwords ???? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    power loss = reset passwords ????

    1. Re:power loss = reset passwords ???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prior to meltdown, storing passwords in DRAM only was perfectly secure!

    2. Re:power loss = reset passwords ???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well look at the statement made after filling in the implied subject nouns left out:

      The method to prevent manipulation of the system worked just fine, had there not been manipulation of the system, said Hribar...

      With such logic, it doesn't surprise me a bit that a power loss results in reset passwords.
      They probably print out all the students SSNs on papers that are put up on the walls for all to see every time it rains too, because why not?

    3. Re:power loss = reset passwords ???? by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 3, Interesting

      power loss = reset passwords ????

      Even more to the point, power loss at a local facility = reset passwords for gmail ???

    4. Re:power loss = reset passwords ???? by toadlife · · Score: 2

      They probably use federation to log into their gmail accounts; something like Shibboleth or ADFS or CAS. When the power went down, their federation server went down with it, which locked everyone out of their email accounts. At my work we use Office 365 and ADFS to do federated logins. We've generally don't have extended outages, so this hasn't been a problem, but some schools with more flaky architecture have elected to place backups of their AD domain/LDAP/SAML infrastructure in the cloud to prevent these types of outages.

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    5. Re:power loss = reset passwords ???? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      also... reset passwords = a generic standard passcode ????

    6. Re:power loss = reset passwords ???? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've encountered this in environments claiming PCI, HIPAA, and FIRPAA compliance. The IT person asked to clear up lost passwords, en masse, is specifically told by their manager to send clear text one-time passwords, and may be told not to expire them, and is even told by their manager to use the same password for all one-time users. Objections are overridden as "wasting people'e time" and "interfering with the business". The result is that there may be dozens of accounts in even a small business where low-use email accounts are accessible for forged access for indefinite periods.

    7. Re:power loss = reset passwords ???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elder? How old were they? Some old person? (Making fun of it is the only way to make it go away.)

    8. Re:power loss = reset passwords ???? by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      That just boggles the mind. A temporary password that works for all accounts? And then if, out of sheer disbelief, you check whether you can log into someone else's account like that, they throw you in jail for hacking?

    9. Re:power loss = reset passwords ???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The man who ordered that policy belongs to the noble Job Creator caste and is therefore within his rights to do anything. The company is his Kingdom and everyone in it are his loyal subjects. This Jeapordy guy should have known that the moment he starts questioning His Majesty and getting too curious about His dealings, he has abdicated fealty to the King, and will be jailed. The only one to blame is this ungrateful freeloader. If he hated the King and the King's way so much, he should have just went to another kingdom, or went to live in the woods.

    10. Re:power loss = reset passwords ???? by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1
    11. Re:power loss = reset passwords ???? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Please, don't confuse the behavior of mishandling passwords for convenience with actual abuse of those mishandled passwords. The abuse was a separate, later behavior by the previous "Jeopardy" winner.

    12. Re: power loss = reset passwords ???? by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      In Soviet America, password hacks you!

  2. motive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    The shitty summary doesn't even mention motive.

    Non story.

    Captcha: grassy

  3. Church elder, 'eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever happened to 'Thou Shalt Not take advantage of they neighbor's inept security practices'?

    1. Re:Church elder, 'eh? by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whatever happened to 'Thou Shalt Not take advantage of they neighbor's inept security practices'?

      I'll take hypocrisy for $1000 Alex!

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    2. Re: Church elder, 'eh? by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 2

      I haven't found a good church since I left Mt. Zion of Atlanta... most churches I've encountered are about getting power for the speaker, regardless of law or court decisions.

    3. Re: Church elder, 'eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I haven't found a good church

      Fixed that for you.

    4. Re:Church elder, 'eh? by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Ah, the vaunted 13th commandment, come right after "Thou shalt not gouge the desperate."
      Most American's don't get that far.

    5. Re:Church elder, 'eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like the Democrat party.

  4. "accessed emails while using an internet network" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please tell me how they suppose how you'd do the one without the other. IOW, why specify?

    Why, also, say "an internet network"; technically correct, but what is it they mean with it exactly? Since they're obviously splitting hairs, they can please explain why they're splitting exactly this way and what they mean with it. Go on, do tell.

  5. "News for nerds, stuff that matters." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does this zombie of a site even exist anymore?

    1. Re:"News for nerds, stuff that matters." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clickbait for poser geeks and a forlorn hope of advertising "long tail" revenue for hacky wannabe editors.

      If they pretend to be smart the editors have sell-out contracts with the idiot-pandering sites they keep on spamming. If they don't even have that... well, they spent monies on this site and are now finding out the hard way they just don't have what it takes to make it more than a millennial shithole site. So that's what it's slowly turning into.

  6. Clickbait headline by mark-t · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The fact that this person was a former Jeopardy champion, or the fact that she may have been recognized as an elder of some church is entirely irrelevant except insomuch as it might make some people who wouldn't otherwise give two shits about what this person did to instead click on the link to read about it.

    1. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "School employee accesses colleagues' emails without permission" doesn't sound as good.

    2. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for summarizing his post. I didn't get it until then.

    3. Re:Clickbait headline by blindseer · · Score: 1

      The fact that this person was a former Jeopardy champion, or the fact that she may have been recognized as an elder of some church is entirely irrelevant except insomuch as it might make some people who wouldn't otherwise give two shits about what this person did to instead click on the link to read about it.

      I agree, somewhat. A former Jeopardy champion, and therefore a minor celebrity, breaking the law is perhaps news. A church elder breaking the law doesn't sound like news to me, how many people even know what a "church elder" does?

      I'd think what would be more interesting of a headline is a college professor was caught trying to blackmail a fellow professor. I'd think a more appropriate headline would be, "Professor/'Jeopardy' Champ Caught Hacking College E-mails", or something like that. I'm sure some pedant might not like my grammar in my example but it's a headline, I'm trying to keep it short. Being a Jeopardy champ shows this is something of a famous person, and the mention of being a professor shows the relationship to the victim, the college where she worked.

      I'll occasionally hear on the radio about some legal troubles of a local guy that was also on some game show. I don't care enough to remember the guy's name or what show he was on but it seems someone cares or it would not be news.

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    4. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Christianity is still incredibly popular, so most people know what a church elder is and does.

      And, as they all know, church elders are chosen by their community, in part, because of their solid moral values.

      So, church elders accused of a crime has shock value.

      This should all be obvious.

    5. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how many people even know what a "church elder" does?

      My guess would be molesting choirboys.

    6. Re:Clickbait headline by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      It may cause Alex to release a statement that the former champion obtained undue prominence if they used their Jeopardy!-level smarts as part of their being hired or kept.

    7. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christianity is still incredibly popular, so most people know what a church elder is and does.

      And, as they all know, church elders are chosen by their community, in part, because of their ability to pander and kiss ass.

      So, church elders accused of a crime have no shock value what so ever since religious organizations are fundamentally corrupt and thrive on emotional blackmail along with promises they never have to deliver.

      This should all be obvious.

      FITFY

    8. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christianity is still incredibly popular, so most people know what a church elder is and does.

      There are many variations on Christianity in the USA and the world. Some elders are ordained, some lay, and some are exclusively male. Calling an elder "she" would then be very confusing to some. Without naming the denomination the title "elder" has very little meaning.

    9. Re:Clickbait headline by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Christianity is still incredibly popular, so most people know what a church elder is and does.

      And, as they all know, church elders are chosen by their community, in part, because of their solid moral values.

      Um, no, I bet most people do not know this. Most christian varieties don't have elders, and while they may have heard the word, would have no way of knowing whether they were elected, appointed, graduated to being one, or just got old.

      Don't presume that everybody else lives in your tiny world.

    10. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't presume that everybody else lives in your tiny world.

      Likewise, my friend. Likewise.

    11. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking for myself, I believe because my sensibilities suggest to me that God (the invisible one, to be specific... the one that is alleged to have created everything, including time itself) exists... you might not agree, but I am as certain of it as I am that I exist myself, and to ignore it would be to deny what my sensibilities have long since convinced me of. Am I just imagining that God exists? Perhaps... but then how can I know that I am not also imagining that anything I believe to have experienced is real? At some point, I have to concede that my awareness of what has convincingly presented itself as reality to me was, in fact, a real experience, and not just something I imagined.

      Personally, I feel that denying that God exists is much like a fictional character denying the existence of an author. He may be entirely able to do so, but it is a meaningless denial that changes nothing.

      The church does not exist to tell me what to do either... every believer is more than capable of obtaining direction directly from God. People who need the church to tell them how to behave are probably more interested in following rules than in giving their hearts and lives over to God. Those within the church can provide guidance, but they do not tell you what is right and what is wrong, or even necessarily how you should interpret particular passages of scripture. I believe that one must find, in their own heart, what God is telling them to do with their lives.

    12. Re:Clickbait headline by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I know about no christian cult in Germany that has 'Elders'.
      Josuas Wittnesses perhaps or Methodists ... the only Elders I see are 18-20 year old americans trying to mission in Germany ... which is kind if funny as everyone ignores them but they are always super confident ... and Elder would be translated into 'the older one' in German, and such young guys are called Elders.
      Anyway, people who never saw such 'Elders' walk around and connect them to a christian cult, don't know what an
      Elder is supposed to be.

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    13. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christianity is still incredibly popular, so most people know what a church elder is and does.

      Hi, I'm 42 years old and grew up in the US. I have no idea what a church elder is or what one does.

      I would assume that they are older? You've got me thinking it means something else.

      And, as they all know, church elders are chosen by their community, in part, because of their solid moral values.

      I have however lived here long enough to know that belonging to a church means only that you are somewhat gullible, and in no way is related to how solid your moral values might be.

    14. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elder would be translated into 'the older one' in German

      /quote>

      However in English, it just means "older". I sometimes hear it when people are referring to "Elder care".

      So in English, it also makes no fucking sense.

    15. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christianity is still incredibly popular, so most people know what a church elder is and does.

      I really doubt most people know that. Maybe fifty years ago, when churches were full and the average age of people attending churches was below the retirement age. These days, few people even know someone who regularly visits churches. What happens inside is a mystery to most. I think people tend to have a rough idea of what vicars and priest do, but for the rest, I doubt they know much.

    16. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elders are not confined to Christianity or even religion, eg: tribal elders

      It's a fairly self explanatory word. Your lack of understanding is due to poor vocabulary.

    17. Re:Clickbait headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool, you're legitimately a crazy person

    18. Re:Clickbait headline by labnet · · Score: 1

      Just about every Protestant based church has a local board of elders that oversees the church staff.

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    19. Re:Clickbait headline by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Just about every Protestant based church has a local board of elders that oversees the church staff.

      This is mostly the case for Presbyterian-derived churches (Presbyter = elder), but many other protestant denominations have no concept of elders. They may have people with similar functions, but tend to call them other things like pastors or deacons.

      In fact, I'd think most Christians except those from Presbyterian-derived churches would think of Elders as young Mormons knocking on doors.

    20. Re: Clickbait headline by haliburns · · Score: 0

      If you have trouble distinguishing between what you imagine to be real and what is actually real, you could look to repeatable physical observations and experiments, ... you know... like science does

  7. Re:"accessed emails while using an internet networ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please tell me how they suppose how you'd do the one without the other.

    Just nixing the miracle defence?

    Jass accessed emails while using an internet network at First Presbyterian Church of Tecumseh

  8. Crooked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah well I guess it's wrong, but once again did this illegal 'hacking' turn up actual evidence of crooked management as was suggested? Sounds like something more needs to be looked into.

  9. Thou shalt not steal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -- God.

  10. Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Christophobic leftards.

    1. Re:Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christophobic leftards.

      Says the Christaholic dotard.

    2. Re:Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by blindseer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Christophobic leftards.

      That's about right. Why does the child molestation by members of a church make the news? I mean it's not usually something that makes it past the police report section of the newspaper. Given that the victim is, by definition, underage then there isn't usually a whole lot of detail that is released publicly to make a story. But because it's a follower of Christ therefore it's news.

      There were dozens of incidents of rapes on New Year's Eve in Germany and did this make the news? Of course not, because the assailants were all Muslim immigrants. Rapes by Muslim immigrants in Europe is a serious problem and almost no one even knows about it. A Christian church elder "hacks" into the e-mail of a fellow professor and that's national news.

      Then again, I think I figured out why Christians committing a felony is news, and Muslims committing a felony is not. Because a Christian elder breaking the law is rare, and a Muslim immigrant breaking the law is not. We report on what's rare, not on the common events. Just like we'll hear about a dozen people killed in a small town church but nothing about a dozen people killed in the same time frame in Chicago. People getting shot dead in a church is a rare event, getting shot dead in Chicago is not.

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    3. Re:Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. The fact that these serious and abhorrent crimes go unreported (while small indiscretions are seized upon) is, using the logic you present above, only more proof that it is happening, right behind our backs. In fact I would not be surprised if the muslim immigrants are using their substantial resources to pay otherwise righteous priests to fiddle with children, purely as a distraction.

    4. Re:Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by eskayp · · Score: 0

      "Why does the child molestation by members of a church make the news?"..."But because it's a follower of Christ therefore it's news."
      It's newsworthy because of the hypocrisy by holier-than-thou power seekers hiding behind Christ's message of love.
      Most other religions have the same predatory problem.
      They don't care about saving souls as much as dictating the behavior of the flock for their own benefit.

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    5. Re:Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why does the child molestation by members of a church make the news?"..."But because it's a follower of Christ therefore it's news."
      It's newsworthy because of the hypocrisy by holier-than-thou power seekers hiding behind Christ's message of love.
      Most other religions have the same predatory problem.
      They don't care about saving souls as much as dictating the behavior of the flock for their own benefit.

      Should not imam's sheltering rapists and killers also be news? The "religion of peace" having problems of child rape would also be a holier-than-thou power seekers hiding behind a message of god's love, no?

      For someone like myself, that gets their news from places other than the Jurassic media, will know that Muslims have their own problems of crime from their religious figures. Why is a priest diddling a kid bigger news than an imam doing the same? Both terrible crimes, that is no doubt, but Christians make the news but Muslims to not.

      This article is an example of this. A "church elder" is just someone that volunteers at their church, and that gets mentioned in the headline. An imam does something, like shelter terrorists and their weapons in the mosque and if we hear about it then the headline will be something like "Police find cache of weapons, arrest terror suspects". There would be no mention of it being in a mosque, that the suspects were Muslim, or that an imam was in on the terror plot.

      Why is that? I know why. There's a war on Christians in the USA. The liberals in the Jurassic media think that an enemy of their enemy is a friend. Well, they will be in for a surprise once the Muslims don't find the media as useful idiots any more. Liberals will eat their own, they always do. They stand for nothing and fall for anything.

    6. Re:Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its pretty weird how you jumped from a christian accused of a computer crime in middle-america to mooslims raping in europe. Seems like you might not really care about computer crimes, christians or america at all. Its almost as if you have a single topic that your entire life is focused on and will take any opportunity, no matter how distant, to talk about your thing. You might want to get that looked at.

    7. Re:Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice story.

    8. Re:Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's about right. Why does the child molestation by members of a church make the news? I mean it's not usually something that makes it past the police report section of the newspaper. Given that the victim is, by definition, underage then there isn't usually a whole lot of detail that is released publicly to make a story. But because it's a follower of Christ therefore it's news.

      It was news mainly because of the enormous size of the abuse and all of the coverup attempts by the churches. An individual case of abuse is rarely news. The massive, perennial abuse in churches and institutes ran by religious organisations is.

      There were dozens of incidents of rapes on New Year's Eve in Germany and did this make the news?

      Yes, it was all over the news, for days and it kept being discussed in the media for weeks. I don't know why you are lying about this. It doesn't reallly help your already not very credible argument.

      Then again, I think I figured out why Christians committing a felony is news, and Muslims committing a felony is not.

      There are simply many more Christians than Muslims in the only country where the concept of a felony exists, so naturally, there are many cases of Christians committing felonies than Muslims commmitting felonies. This also means that the former is much more likely to make the news than the latter.

      Because a Christian elder breaking the law is rare, and a Muslim immigrant breaking the law is not.

      Ah, you have some statistics apparently. Why not share them with us?

      We report on what's rare, not on the common events. Just like we'll hear about a dozen people killed in a small town church but nothing about a dozen people killed in the same time frame in Chicago. People getting shot dead in a church is a rare event, getting shot dead in Chicago is not.

      People getting shot in the US is too common to make the news at all, unless it's really dozens at the same time.

    9. Re:Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Moral hypocrisy is only a part of it.

      A priest is a combination of a teacher, psychiatrist and a direct representative of g-o-d to children, and often to their parents.
      Not only are they a person of immeasurable authority, however irrational that may be, they are also privy to secrets of family and community the child is living in.

      The level of trust and power over the lives of children they are given, and the accompanying responsibility, is incomparable to almost any other - apart for those of a parent, personal physician and a teacher.
      All persons whose life calling is literally to always have child's best interests in mind.
      That's the scales on which such crimes are to be measured.

      And when such high level of trust is betrayed... the responsibility side of the scales slams down on them.

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    10. Re: Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's such big news because the degenerates who own and operate the semi-official news organs are pedos who get off on writing about that kind of stuff.

    11. Re:Clickbait for hate-driven Leftists by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the Catholic actions in protecting priests, which included putting them in other situations with contact with children. Those were definitely newsworthy.

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  11. Bad move. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Informative

    From TFA:

    Jass admitted to school authorities to accessing the emails of Docking, Caldwell, Assistant Vice President Bridgette Winslow, several unnamed fellow faculty members and students, including her stepson. She made these acknowledgements May 8 in a meeting with Human Resources Director Renee Burck; Vice President of Business Affairs Jerry Wright; and Patrick Quinlan, president of the faculty union, according to a timeline put together by the college and contained in the police report.

    If I've learned anything about crime from corporations, it's that you should deny everything until the end of time and frustrate the prosecution endlessly until they are willing to let you go with a slap on the wrist but without admitting guilt.

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    1. Re:Bad move. by thomst · · Score: 2
      Gravis Zero noted:

      From TFA:

      Jass admitted to school authorities to accessing the emails of Docking, Caldwell, Assistant Vice President Bridgette Winslow, several unnamed fellow faculty members and students, including her stepson. She made these acknowledgements May 8 in a meeting with Human Resources Director Renee Burck; Vice President of Business Affairs Jerry Wright; and Patrick Quinlan, president of the faculty union, according to a timeline put together by the college and contained in the police report.

      If I've learned anything about crime from corporations, it's that you should deny everything until the end of time and frustrate the prosecution endlessly until they are willing to let you go with a slap on the wrist but without admitting guilt.

      It's worth noting that being a former Jeopardy! champion doesn't mean you're immune from acting foolishly.

      There's a reason why Gary Gygax made Intelligence and Wisdom separate character traits, even way back when the D&D ruleset consisted of three stapled pamphlets in a white box ...

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    2. Re:Bad move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True.

      Someone may be intelligent enough to know that something is bad, but lack the wisdom not to do it.

      Thanks Gary.

    3. Re:Bad move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read between the lines: she suspected illegal actions / possible they were trying to make her do something immoral/illegal. She "hacks" their email accounts to get evidence, takes it to HR. She is then arrested.

    4. Re:Bad move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll have to remember not to believe them when they pull out the max sentences to a bunch of trumped up charges and make them seem like the minimum penalties while proclaiming they have 100% proof you did everything they said. So you better confess now and they'll probably let you off with a warning since then they know you know you did something wrong and won't do it again. Just like mother taught you, apologies are the best policy and lets us put everything behind us.

      So you confess, forgetting that police are recommended to lie, and then they say "well, it's up to the judge to decide your penalties and the lawyers to determine the charges. Thanks for the confession. We have a nice room ready for you and a 3rd party handles your bail so no matter the bail, you'll need to pay them for their services. In the mean time, all your electronics now belong to us forever."

    5. Re:Bad move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure and i can't help but wonder whether her statements were accompanied by "as part of my requested ongoing investigation into the security problems caused by our IT contractors, i can report the following:", because i've certainly seen that happen before.

    6. Re:Bad move. by DingerX · · Score: 1
      Probably tenure-related. She was an Assistant Professor, which is traditionally non-tenured, but probably tenure-track; most likely, she was up for tenure soon. She talks to another professor who was "since promoted". A professorial promotion procedure has quite a bit of bureaucratic inertia, and so I imagine it has to have been already on the books by this point. So let's say that's two professors up for tenure, imagine the following situation:

      The email reset happens, and Prof. Jass first posts to FB about it, then goes poking around in the emails of Mr. President (Docking) and Ms. Vice-President (Caldwell), probably to find out what's up with the tenure dossiers. She finds that Ms. VP is looking to hatchet some junior faculty she doesn't like, including her friend (and possibly herself), and she finds that the President is discussing some presidential stuff. Someone in this is alleging that Jass saw material protected by attorney-client privilege, so if we connect one dot too many, we can say that one of the "academic staff in need of mentoring and improvement" was the subject of an inquiry by the president concerning how he should treat public/personal relations with a member academic staff. Jass has lunch with her friend and says, "hey, remember that email breach? Well, I got this Mr. President's email. He's gonna accept Ms. VP's recommendation that they deny you (and me) tenure. But after class he's secretly slipping Adjunct Professor X the tenure track." [alternatively, the "crookedness" could be denying tenure for purely economic reasons, while giving everything the color of academic grounds. But that's boring]

      An even better scenario: The "whistleblower" Professor was the one with the President. Ms. VP is furious that Mr. President is endangering the college's integrity, and fires off an angry email, relating the problems that such an event has for the promotion procedure, and using some choice words to describe the whistleblower. Prof. Jass has lunch with the whistleblower.
      However it happens, Ms. Vice President takes a job somewhere else soon after. The possibilities are endless, and we'll see how far the college collaborates in the investigation, and how hard they try to keep those emails confidential. Academics are notorious gossips.

      The professor, since promoted, learned this during a lunch meeting with Jass on May 3 at an Adrian cafe. The two talked of academic staff in need of improvement and mentoring, Jass revealed the document on her cell phone, and told her associate it was from the accounts of Docking and Caldwell. "During the conversation, Jass commented to (the professor) that Caldwell did not like her and that Docking was 'crooked,'" states the report, obtained this week through a Freedom of Information Act request "Based on the tone used... (the fellow professor) stated that she felt like the information was being downloaded for blackmail although this was never verbalized."

    7. Re:Bad move. by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Someone may be intelligent enough to figure out how to break the law, but lack the wisdom to get away with it.

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
  12. Please please please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    tell me she has a brother named Hugh.

    1. Re:Please please please by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      She also knows a seat cushion tester named Maya Surts, and is part of a working mother's support group with Erasmus B. Dragon.

      --
      #DeleteChrome
    2. Re:Please please please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell me she has a brother named Hugh.

      No, but she does have a brother. His name is Jonathan but everyone just knows him as Jack.

    3. Re:Please please please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell me she has a brother named Hugh.

      No, but she does have a brother. His name is Jonathan but everyone just knows him as Jack.

      That doesn't work, dumb jass.

    4. Re:Please please please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell me she has a brother named Hugh.

      Or named Orin.

  13. Ken Jennings by mmdurrant · · Score: 1

    I read the title, saw "Church", "Elder", and "Jeopardy champion". The first two made me think "LDS" because of my upbringing and that plus Jeopardy champion... well.

    --
    I see my shadow changing, stretching up and over me...
  14. Re: "accessed emails while using an internet netwo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Came here to say that. Thanks.

    Lately it's driving me nuts the way everyone misunderstands the word Internet. It means network of networks, not The Web. Gaahhh.

  15. Little Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gmail

    As a result, Jass had a document "that consisted of notes and comments and 'problems'" regarding faculty members, a fellow professor told a detective.

    So she did what Google does, only without automation.

  16. Re:"accessed emails while using an internet networ by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Please tell me how they suppose how you'd do the one without the other.

    If you went dumpster diving and found printed out e-mails, you would be accessing e-mails while not using an internet network.
    But there's such a thing as local mail too. And uucp. And many other ways to transfer, deliver or read e-mail that does not require an internet network.

  17. What a waste of fine pussy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jass is a very attractive lady, I was very interested in dating her.

    1. Re:What a waste of fine pussy. by arth1 · · Score: 2

      Jass is a very attractive lady, I was very interested in dating her.

      I guess beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but c'mon:
      https://peopledotcom.files.wor...

    2. Re:What a waste of fine pussy. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      That's a photo ID picture and hence awful. If you met her in a bar she might look OK.

      Admittedly I've spent too much time in Asia so anyone with blonde hair and blue eyes is an immediate eye catcher. Plus there's the fact she is clearly somewhat smart.

      --
      echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
  18. Husband Hugh Jass Denies Everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Film at 11

  19. Fix de bugs instead of blaming the attacker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It makes me sick when people get charged with felonies when the real crime is incompetent organizations and technology companies pushing products that are defective. Computer crimes like this aren't felony worthy. Putting out defective technology on the other hand... and this is coming from the CEO of a technology company. At best they should be misdemeanors because the attacks aren't the individuals who created the problem. The problem already existed due to negligence of someone else. You can't fix these problems by going after some user down stream who takes advantage of the situation. What is actionable in terms of one user isn't actionable in terms of another user so ultimately no matter what you do legally you can't resolve the issue without attacking the actual problem: ie bugs, misconfiguration, etc.

    1. Re: Fix de bugs instead of blaming the attacker! by anegg · · Score: 1

      In this case, given the relatively trivial "protection" placed upon the IT resources in question, the organization can't have placed much value upon them. It would seem to me that a felony charge is not warranted, as a felony implies harm to something of great value.

      Its not a felony to poke around in unlocked filing cabinets in your colleague's locked offices that you entered using the office master key hanging on the hook in the break room. It may not be nice, but it is not a felony.

    2. Re: Fix de bugs instead of blaming the attacker! by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      In Soviet America *everything* is a felony.

  20. Law Professor Explains Why Never Talk to Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.vice.com/en_us/art...

    But he does not say anything there about not talking to colleagues or HR...

  21. also... by buddyglass · · Score: 2

    She plays Learned League, and is a damn sight better at it than I am.

  22. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So wait a second. There was a power outage. Somehow that equals reset passwords. Then they apparently send the same temporary password out to everybody via text message? The IT guy should be held in criminal contempt.

  23. gotta watch em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    those goddamn Presbyterians. worse than the Mormons, Moonies and Scientologists

  24. But this is not a crime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On April 25, users received a text message with a generic, standard passcode: "Please attempt to login to Gmail using this password. You should be prompted to change password after login..."

    Some admin intentionally exposed everyone's emails. Did that person keep their job, one they are clearly not qualified for?

    1. Re:But this is not a crime... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is a crime. It meets the criteria of exceeding authorized access under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. Any reasonable person will understand that just because some bonehead set everybody's password to the same thing, that doesn't mean you have been given permission to access everyone's email. Should whoever caused all the passwords to be given out get a new job? Yeah, probably. That person isn't necessarily an admin, though. Sometimes admins are required to do things they know aren't a good idea.

    2. Re:But this is not a crime... by anegg · · Score: 1

      It may be a crime, just like walking in your neighbor's using the key they hid under their potted plant may be a crime. But it shouldn't be a felony. A felony implies great harm to something valuable. If the organization cared so little for their IT resources that they protected them so laxly, a felony charge is not warranted.

    3. Re: But this is not a crime... by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      CFAA is a badlaw. It feeds harmless people into the Gulag meat grinder so gratuitously that it brings the Law itself into popular disrepute.

  25. Worked fine?!? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They set ALL the passwords to the same thing, then told EVERYBODY the password, and that meets their definition of "working fine"? That meets my definition of fundamentally broken.

  26. ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What does God need with an internet?"

  27. All hail Atheism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So from this article I learned that all church people are evil cyber terrorists that need to be controlled. We need to accept atheism as the official dogma of the state. Jesus is an illusion. The state however is real, powerful and must be obeyed. We must crush these idolatrous Christians with the power of atheism in order to protect our computers from religious fundamentalism.

  28. Stephanie Jass? by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Is her husband's name Hugh?

    --
    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
    1. Re:Stephanie Jass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh

  29. disproportionate by Reverend+Green · · Score: 0

    What is this church hiding? They used a vicious badlaw to purge and silence this woman. What did they fear she would reveal to the public?

    1. Re:disproportionate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this church hiding? They used a vicious badlaw to purge and silence this woman. What did they fear she would reveal to the public?

      They're a church in America - they don't need to fear anything she could release. What could she conceivably reveal that anyone in your comedy death country would give a fucking shit about?