Next Big Windows Update Will Bring Hardware-Accelerated AI (zdnet.com)
Mary Jo Foley, writing for ZDNet: Every tech vendor these days is quick to slap the AI label on products and services. Up until today, I thought Microsoft had done an admirable job in refraining from doing this with Windows. But the shark has been jumped as of March 7, the company's latest Windows Developer Day. Cue the eye rolls. Microsoft is telling developers that the next release of Windows 10, which we are still calling by its codename, "Redstone 4," will enable developers to "use AI to deliver more powerful and engaging experiences." Microsoft execs say there's now an AI platform in Windows 10 that enables developers to use "pre-trained machine learning in their apps on Windows 10 devices."
"more powerful and engaging experiences" is a euphemism for spying on users.
AI for the win! Robotics are already useful. I don't see machine learning on a PC as being close.
What a hoot ;) lolololololol
just my 2 cents
MS Bob is now pumped up and will shove animated AI paperclips up your @ss if you do anything he doesn't like. I, for one, welcome our new Skynet overlords..
Organization? You must be joking..
Microsoft execs say there's now an AI platform in Windows 10 that enables developers to use "pre-trained machine learning in their apps on Windows 10 devices."
That's not hardware acceleration, because you need, ya know, specialized hardware for that which you can't send via a software update. In fact, the word "hardware" isn't even in the linked article, so where did this silly headline even come from?
"What do you despise? By this are you truly known." --Princess Irulan, Manual of Muad'Dib
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More like anti everything but that's not all bad. Clickbait internet articles deserve reader derision. Slashdot is reinvigorated after the recent outage, the editors sadly did not get an upgrade.
Why is money sunk into flaky features instead of stabilizing the OS?
MS should be ashamed that they produced better and more stable OSs (and more in touch with their users wants and needs) over 17 years ago than they do now.
Lazy writeup? It's verbatim from the article, written by MJ Foley. The issue is the context here, no one doubts AI and ML are powerful, but just slapping a label on your OS update with the new buzzwords isn't saying much.
So, now Windows will start to creepily laugh at people too?
Found the hipster fanboy.
I can't believe the seemingly low understanding of modern AI and neural networks that seems to linger on Slashdot...
It's a good idea to provide frameworks that help the system use GPU or other dedicated hardware to work with pre-existing neural networks. It means practical use of local pre-defined networks for things like image or speech recognition - or did you seriously all WANT all of that traffic going to a server for processing?
Apple just introduced this last year themselves, they call it CoreML.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
... Artificial Stupidity would not carry such a marketing zing, would it?
I do not believe in karma. "Funny"=-6. Do good and forbid evil. Yours, Oft-Offtopic Flamebaiting Troll.
Er... so that would be a computer, then?
-- Gaxx
Per the article, they will let developers train their AI in Azure and then import directly into applications. Training a neural network is exactly the kind of limited-duration, CPU-heavy activity that the cloud is designed for. Borrow a thousand CPUs to knock it out in short order and get on with your work.
And imagine if you wanted to train an algorithm with different inputs to see which method yields the best results in your application. You can burn through the training process in parallel in the cloud quickly, and then start building packages for testing immediately. You can iterate faster to fine tune things once you've picked the best baseline training. Without paying for an expensive AI "render farm" up front. The idea is promising, although the devil is always in the details.
And, obviously, any decent hardware-level support for AI would be great. The article only refers to the Azure integration though, so it appears the Slashdot headline is misleading.
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Wake up dude. Everything is a euphemism for spying on users these days.
"Innovation" literally means "more spying" from now on.
The whole field of technology is dead as fuck. It's just scams and spying, and venture capitalist bullshit.
it's a clipnado
Don't worry, "pre-trained machine learning" is probably a euphemism for if-statements, so it's unlikely that either will be necessary.
If you disagree, post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like.
It's bad enough that Window rearranges things due to it's 'I know best' development stance. At least I can find and shut off those annoying features. Now I have to be like David Bowman and figure out which holographic logic modules to disconnect to allow me to us the OS the way I want to.... before it decides to blow me out of an airlock.
I have no problem with helpful things being helpful (e.g. ABS, adaptive steering, etc.). What I have a problem with is when things attempt to be helpful when A) they aren't much help B) I really don't want them to be.
There are some great benefits to deterministic systems...
Fred in IT
How many will even consider this useful in the millions of Windows users? Other then cringing every time a major release of Windows 10 comes out. Wondering what will break in this release? I could care less what wonderful crap Microsoft has dreamed up. Just don't fuck up the basics Microsoft.
They're just worried that 2018 might not be the Year of the Linux Desktop after all
So 90s. I thought we stopped Jumping Sharks when we started Nuking Fridges.
Sell crap!
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t. Prajeet
The anti microsoft bullshit here at slashdot is very tired. what a lazy writeup this is about a real technology. poopooing machine learning as though its nothing when its most definitely not. lame journalism.
Don't you know the best and the brightest are only on /.? More than every academic and corporate research center in the world combined. If someone in a /. comment or summary poo-poo's AI, then that's the final word.
I browse on +1 so AC's need not respond, I won't see it.
Criticizing Slashdot for some straw man argument or something they've done for 20 years is tired.
don't let the door hit ya, where the good lord split ya, good bye old timer. you dont belong here anymore. Us youngins are taking over now. No, we don't validate parking. Get a job you fucking you hippy.
It's a marketing ploy. AI is being mentioned in the news a lot lately, so Microsoft has to look like they're on board. That's all this is. I'm surprised they didn't say "blockchain" in there somewhere as well.
Weaselmancer
rediculous.
Just checked out two Windows laptops, running Windows 7 and Windows 8.1. On each, I checked Windows Update and found the usual uninstalled stack of Optional Updates waiting to be downloaded. On each machine, I dutifully checked all the installation boxes and clicked Download and Install. Both machines cranked away for a half hour and then crapped out with "Cannot find updates. Try again later?"
Before Microsoft puts anything resembling AI into Windows, could it deign to release a version of the OS that doesn't turn into unupdatable shit after the first year?
This is why I'm still using widows 7. It's not the job of the os to give me engaging anything. The os should launch the programs I install and give me enough tools to troubleshoot or configure it as I please. Other than that, it should be invisible.
Need I remind you that this is the company that invented Clippy?
There, fixed it for you:
"Redstone 4," will enable developers to "use AI to deliver more powerful and annoying experiences."
Don't make it part of your OS. Just one more dimension to configure through registry hacks and group policy.
Ouch, my software-only system will take a performance hit.
Installs programs with your consent, forced spying / telemetry that you can't switch off completely, all sorts of arms from the cloud in to your system.
Oh yeah, it TRICKS YOU in to setting up a Microsoft account even after you've installed it with a local account. Go ahead try it, start with a local account and try to use Office or other Microsoft services. At some point they'll trick you in to converting your LOCAL ACCOUNT to a MICROSOFT ACCOUNT.
Microsoft has become an impressively user-hostile company.