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Are Tech Conferences Overrated? (cnn.com)

"The tech industry has reached a maximum saturation point for conferences, summits and forums," writes CNN's senior media reporter, sharing his general disillusionment after Recode's recent Code Conference: But even at their best, these events fail to generate truly significant news because executives have been media-trained to the point of impenetrability... [S]peakers like Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg, Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi and Spotify CEO Daniel Ek have mastered the art -- there should be a German word for it -- of speaking for 30+ minutes without saying much of consequence or going beyond their comfort zone... [I]n two days, nothing was said on stage that fundamentally changed the existing narrative for any of these companies... Business executives are more strategic and more cautious than ever in how they speak publicly. The business media needs to be equally strategic in pushing them to say more.
He argues that the best things about conferences happen offstage, when attendees network and talk among themselves. Is that your experience, Slashdot readers?

Share your own thoughts in the comments. Are tech conferences overrated?

109 comments

  1. /so you're saying there's a chance\ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YEAH!

    1. Re:/so you're saying there's a chance\ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A conference is a meeting. All meetings are worthless and a waste of time. People who call meetings need to be fired because they are wasting time and money.

  2. German by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have mastered the art -- there should be a German word for it -- of speaking for 30+ minutes without saying much of consequence or going beyond their comfort zone... [I]n two days, nothing was said on stage that fundamentally changed the existing narrative for any of these companies

    We call that "Politik".

    1. Re:German by tigersha · · Score: 1

      No, we call that "Klugscheisser"

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      The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
    2. Re: German by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a word in Spanish, "cantinflear". There was a actor/comedian, Cantinflas, that could do that for hours.

    3. Re:German by Ruede · · Score: 1

      nope a klugscheißer is a knowitall

      the situation in the article would be called "um den heißen brei reden" ~ "talk around the hot mash" ===> avoid burning your tongue by not touching the point.
              metaphorically...

    4. Re:German by Ruede · · Score: 1

      or maybe being full of hot air...

    5. Re: German by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

      How about simply "labern"? The English word for that is babbling

    6. Re:German by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      No, we call that "Klugscheisser"

      How about "Dummschwätzer" . . . ?

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      Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
    7. Re: German by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

      How about simply "labern"? The English word for that is babbling

      What I hear from colleagues complaining about useless meetings is something like:

      "Viel gelabert; nichts gesagt!" - much babbled; little said.

      Then, of course, the absolute classic for a political leader:

      Was kümmert mich mein Geschwätz von gestern? Nichts hindert mich, weiser zu werden." - Why should I care about my babble from yesterday? Nothing prevents me from becoming wiser. - Konrad Adenauer

      Disclaimer: I'm fluent in German, but not a native speaker.

      --
      Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
    8. Re: German by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O guitarrear

    9. Re: German by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but Adenauer never said that.

    10. Re: German by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      The performing name of Cantinflas was originally a nonsense name that he adopted to keep his family from knowing that he was performing. The verb is derived from his name.

  3. Are you sure you're talking about tech conferences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sounds like the author means marketing conferences not tech conferences.

    I go to tech conferences to listen to senior developers and architects speak about exiting new technologies. I'm not looking for a scoop so I'm completely satisfied.

  4. business executives? by jb_nizet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the speakers are business executives and the target audience is CNN journalists, it's not a tech conference. It's a business/media/marketing conference.

    Techies speak at actual tech conferences. And I usually enjoy and learn quite a few things in the tech conferences I attend to.

    1. Re:business executives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

      I've been to proper tech conferences, organised by the tech community, and have yet to experience a bad one. Good talks and workshops, by real developers, and an interesting mix of people. That's a proper conference. I'm not one for the "hallway track", much as it's useful to chat to others - but I can go for meetups or evening socials for that.

      Contrast to ones organised by a large company, where they're just there to sell you a product. I've walked out of the last two after the first hour when it was apparent the speakers had little technical knowledge or experience, but just wanted to give you a buzzword-laden episode of powerpoint karaoke. I won't do them again, even the freebie ones.

    2. Re:business executives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't diss hallway track.
      Sure it should not be a scheduled event but it can be enormously productive to grab Alice, Bob and Benji to sit down in a spare sofa for 10 minutes and
      hammer out some details that would otherwise take months on a mailingllist.

    3. Re:business executives? by swb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think that's the problem generally, though. Most conferences that were once technology oriented have been taken over by business and marketing people who realize it's one more avenue to press their strategic message.

      I'm sure there still are conferences that still push the hands-on, more vendor-neutral technology. But aren't these also a lot of BS? There may be side panels or something that can be interesting, but I also find them to full of people I swear are just professional conference attendees, blowhards and schwag collectors.

      I sometimes wonder if I'd just be better off checking into a hotel room for 3 days with a flash drive full of new ISOs and a stack of manuals and just using the relative isolation to have a crash course in something new.

    4. Re:business executives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " There may be side panels or something that can be interesting, but I also find them to full of people I swear are just professional conference attendees, blowhards and schwag collectors."

      Anonymous for this one...I got promoted to "systems architect" in a medium sized multinational company. I'm more of a senior hands on engineer and my boss knows it but hey, it's money right? So instead of PowerPointing all day I use my position to do a lot of hands-on exploration-type work.

      OMG -- in the "architect" ranks of large companies reside exactly what you're talking about. If I wanted to, I could just spend the entire year flying from conference to conference. The blowhard buzzword spouting is extremely strong, and the unfortunate thing is that these bozos have the executives' ears. It seems like once you get on this "circuit" you just end up collecting free meals from vendors, and going from event to event while sometimes promoting some crazy thing your company is doing so that the vendor will give you more free product and training.

    5. Re:business executives? by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      Yep. For me, the basic qualifier to make it a tech conference is, "Do they publish proceedings?" If not, then as you say, it's business/marketing/media.

    6. Re:business executives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. If CNN goes to a Microsoft Build conference, I'd bet money they leave shortly after the key note and aren't sticking around for the technical sessions. It's laughable that a lipstick-and-hairspray political foodfight network like them would even try to write an article like this. Leave that kind of deep thinking to technical journalists, Barbie.

    7. Re:business executives? by llamalad · · Score: 1

      That's my experience as well.

      The last few "tech" conferences I went to have been terrible.

      The last one, which may be the last one ever because of how horrible it was, had NO actual technical speakers, but I did hear talks about a group who wants to get ex-con's started in coding and someone's struggle with their eating disorder. Then there was a spiel by a headhunter and some more marketing blither that I thankfully can't remember. There's a venue for all of those topics somewhere, but a tech conference is not it.

      User groups are still viable as a way of getting actual tech content.

    8. Re:business executives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I present at several tech conferences each year. Not once has a journalist approached me to ask questions about EIGRP, IPSec over GRE, Linux, Robotics, Raspberry Pi, or the topics that engage the participants.

    9. Re: business executives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course CNN leaves after the main point is covered. You need to watch MSNBC's TRMS if you want to have the intricacy of a file system queueing order covered ad nauseum. I get the changelog news from FOX though, because the left wing liberal media doesn't want you to know about how immigrants are stealing the Q and A bug testing jobs rom real Americans.

    10. Re:business executives? by swb · · Score: 1

      My guess is that most IT sales organizations have figured out that the "architect" is someone with serious influence over the actual solution, since (at least as I've been exposed to it) they are the ones that design the solution and do a lot of product selection.

      The "engineer" is the one stuck gluing together all the pieces, but no longer has much, if any, influence over the actual product selection -- unless it's a good company with some kind of project completion feedback mechanism that lets the engineer rail on the shitty choices the architect made or at least dump a ream of change orders that went into getting it working onto a conference table so the solution lessons can be digested.

      I honestly think there are a lot of people who are basically professional conference attendees. I'm surprised that many companies will put up with this, my exposure to it has been really negative -- and I mean that on a personality level. A lot of middle aged blowhards who try to pass themselves off as party hearty bros, when really there's a lot of pathetic divorcees or soon to be divorcees.

  5. Are Tech Conferences Overrated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YES !

    1. Re:Are Tech Conferences Overrated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And overpriced.

  6. Tech Conferences? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    What makes you think all other conferences are any different?

    At least in tech we also have contributors conferences where the speakers are talking technically about new stuff they are doing, or discussing new techniques, etc.

  7. A different problem: we do not innovate anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Due to managerism and due to various educational reforms we do not produce anymore
    people able to think, able to develop new things, able to run with their own legs. As a
    result we do not have nothing new, we can't, there are no R&D anymore, only some
    "popularization" of pre-existing tech.

  8. Re:Are you sure you're talking about tech conferen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hear hear.

    But tech conferences are not immune.
    There is a growing number of highly technical invitation only conferences just because none wants
    to deal with the non-engineering content (.i.e. marketing spin and other bs) any more.

  9. They are now by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    back in the day, conferences were smaller, less "markety" and you could actually meet and have good discussions with people who were the actual drivers of technology.

    The value of the networking done with people at the conferences meant you could actually directly contact people who could help you when you ran into a problem or found a bug in a new technology.

    Something changed and it became all about the product, not the people, and conferences got bigger and less personal, and with the exception of more prizes and t-shirts less valuable career-wise.

    1. Re:They are now by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      back in the day, conferences were smaller, less "markety"

      I don't think so. 20 years ago, Comdex had a quarter million attendees, and Cebit had twice that. The dotcom era marketing glitz was dazzling.

      Today, tech conferences are much smaller and nerdier.

  10. So the meat is the one-on-one's? Stop the presses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's always been like that, other than an occasional interesting keynote about a truly new, innovative product (the original iphone for example)

  11. Issues with some conferences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Personally (speaking only for myself) I do not attend conferences where there are going to be a lot of black people present. This is just my personal preference, and I certainly don't hate black people or bear them any ill will. To the contrary, I wish them success.

    However, for many personal reasons I would rather not rub elbows with blacks. For one thing, black folks smell different than whites. It is sort of a a musky smell like damp wool and perhaps a little "acidic". Also black people tend to be loud and boisterous which distracts from the conference proceedings.

    And because I'm a white woman, the colored boys all try to hit on me, which disgusts me frankly. I'm thankful that so few colored people are employed in the tech field. It's mostly whites, south Asians, and east Asians. These groups are fairly simpatico and get along well. And at conferences you can learn quite a bit from these groups. But rarely have I seen a colored guy contribute anything of interest or importance.

    That's just the way it is. Does this make me a "bad" person? Of course not. There is no hate involved. It boils down to freedom of association. It is one woman's right to choose!.

    1. Re:Issues with some conferences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you're honest about your bias.

      captcha: abstain

    2. Re: Issues with some conferences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you lost some weight they wouldn't hit on you. A lot of them are just after the KFC bits stuck in the many folds of your chins.

      Thanks for not posting via a vpn though so your IP gets logged.

  12. There's an American word and a Yiddish word for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The American word is "marketing" and the Yiddish word is "spiel", which is from the German word for "game" or "play". Germans are direct, so you're right that there should be a German word for it, one that implies disdain, like "spiel".

  13. Re: Are you sure you're talking about tech confere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marketing conf:
    Stuff like google IO og Apples events are pure marketing and hype building. .. maybe mixed up with a little dose of scamming for good measure

    Those are a waste of everyones time and money .... and when people buy the overhyped crap then we see even more waste of money and time

  14. Re:Are you sure you're talking about tech conferen by tigersha · · Score: 1

    Bingo. Small tech conferences are definitely good. Meet up some other technical people, often there are focused workshops about something that is definitely of interest and these events are usually not too expensive.

    And often very well known techs or authors are keynote speakers. I have seen, and sometimes spoken to people like Richard Stallman, Stoyan Stepanov, Axel Rauschmeier, Peter-Paul Koch and Aaron Walters at such events. Maybe not people who will win the Turing award or manage trillion-dollar companies, but experts in their field and definitely worth listening to.

    Conferences like these are also a good place to hear about new developments in their fields.

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    The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
  15. Re:Trump will die in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you really believed that, you wouldn't post as AC.

  16. WWW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With so much content and so many online forums, I'd guess that the personal contact with others in the industry is the only key benefit of conferences these days. Everything else can be had online.

  17. Re:Are you sure you're talking about tech conferen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been to a small conference and that didn't make it good. In fact, it was horrible. Check your sample size.

  18. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I need a week off work, so I'll go.

  19. Fucking Journalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So the only thing a fucking journalist wants at tech conference is juicy news...

    Thatâ(TM)s not why most people attend tech conferences.....

    Itâ(TM)s mostly for beer and after party with fellow nerds

    1. Re: Fucking Journalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shitty smelly parasites hindu-chimps are infesting conferences because america is shit now.

    2. Re: Fucking Journalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think Indians are smelly?

  20. They're definitely overpriced. by Qbertino · · Score: 1, Redundant

    That's for sure.

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
    1. Re:They're definitely overpriced. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're overpriced because the people attending generally aren't the ones paying. Whenever the bill is paid by a party not receiving the goods or services directly, the prices paid tend to escalate. The classic example of this is the American health care system or rather what passes for the American health care system since it wasn't really planned by anybody which is also part of the problem.

    2. Re:They're definitely overpriced. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who just organized a *small* (100 people) highly technical conference, they're not cheap to arrange. You have to hire a venue that can handle the people, provide food and beverage, etc. Typically that's a hotel ballroom sort of thing. Then, you have to pay for the audio visual contractor to provide microphones/projectors and the like. You can't just bring your own gear to most venues - and besides, none of us on the organizing committee are in that business - I'm not going to go out and buy/rent video projection systems that can throw that kind of distance in a brighly lit room, nor am I going to procure the mixing board, the multiple channel wireless mic system, etc.

      Our 3.5 day conference in the greater LA area worked out to about $700/person when all was said and done - including a cocktail reception on the first night and a sit down dinner on the second night, and lunch on three days. We weren't in the plushest of locations (no beachfront hotel in Santa Monica.. we looked.. it would have been more like $1500/person , with a required minimum spend of several hundred thousand)

      I'm not sure how you could drive the cost down very much without doing something like leveraging free access to some public space or having it in a truly sketchy area (like an illegal rave in a warehouse) or having it in some city which isn't a popular travel destination - conference facilities in a small city in the Midwest might be cheaper - but then your attendees will spend more in airfare getting there.

  21. Spy Professor Stefan Halper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're the reason we have to wait until the end of the boring talk to get freebies. At least pretend to be interested in all the latest leftist/Nazi security that'll keep us safe and secure from the al-Qaeda sleeper cells. Seig heil Poeterring. AE911Truth org

  22. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. End of discussion.

    1. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at siggraph, I find the real place to learn things are at the BOFs or at the parties at night. People will tell you the real story, or you can arrange to collaborate later.

      But, I go as a person who is working in one field, I think there are definitly lots of different conferences going on there

    2. Re:No by DrSpock11 · · Score: 1

      Apparently this journalist never attended PDC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Developers, developers, developers!

    3. Re:No by brian.stinar · · Score: 1

      Conferences that require peer-reviewed acceptance of the papers are what I consider tech conferences. As someone that has ONE published IEEE paper (NOT as the first author) and helped with another, internal-reviewed, government, paper as an intern, there is literally no comparison between something like Collision Conference, or the local promote-tech conferences I go to in New Mexico, and an actually peer reviewed conference. None. They have literally nothing in common, except that they both are nominally conferences.

      The promote-tech conferences are filled with wild optimism, alcohol, and dumbassery. The peer reviewed conferences are filled with super hardcore academics, and very high end engineers, actually driving technology forward. It is easy to pay to go to these tech parties, including purchasing "speaker" spots, and much more difficult to get accepted to a high end research conference as a speaker. I believe Defcon is sort of in the middle. I applied for a full speaking spot there, was rejected, but then offered a lightning talk spot, and then was offered a lighting talk backup spot there before I could reply to the lighting spot talk. I declined. Defcon to me seems like a cross between the two, but closer to the party type of event than the academic type of event.

  23. Re: Trump will die in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? There could be a myriad of reasons, eg. their employer is a trump- obsessed crazy who also looks at /. Whether they are right of course, time will tell.

  24. keynotes v workshops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it not important to differentiate between the keynotes (which tend to be marketing, 'strategy' and buzz speak) and the workshops (which have real innovative demos of new tech)?

  25. There's an English word for it by Simon+Rowe · · Score: 2

    "Bollocks"

  26. more about reward than education by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

    Most conferences are just a few days away from work. The ones that have a celebrity speaker are just a waste of time if you think you're going to learn any technical skills. At best they will give a techy an idea of which skills they should build up in order to get a better job. But most offer nothing more than a set of proceedings (that will probably never get read), a holiday camp for nerds and a hangover.

    --
    politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
  27. All conferences are like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least, I have never been to a conference where the interesting thing was in a presentation.
    It is always about the interaction with other attendees.
    Good conferences even realize this and make sure to have plenty of space for people to talk and socialize outside of the boring presentations.

  28. No by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Recode's Code Conference, which just wrapped up here in Palos Verdes, is the gold standard of US tech conferences.

    It's not the "gold standard" of tech conferences. What do you think tech is, a place where celebrities try to make news by drinking a lot?

    Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg, Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi and Spotify CEO Daniel Ek fail to generate truly significant news

    Oh, yes, apparently that is what you think. Even though those are business leaders and not tech leaders, people don't go to these conferences to hear news, that's what a newspaper is for. They go to hear the ideas of the speakers, learn from the minds they presumably admire.

    A real tech conference is more like DEFCON or Abstractions.io or SIGGRAPH. People who speak actually understand tech, not how to market it.

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  29. Matching german word "Dampfplauderer" by burni2 · · Score: 1

    1:1 wrong translated "steam talker"

    Like steam goes out off a steam engine .. every word vanishes into thin air. "Dampfplauderer" are also experts in bombarding others with buzzwords.

    1. Re:Matching german word "Dampfplauderer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disagree. A "Dampfplauderer" is almost the opposite of what is meant here. It's someone who says too much, usually because they don't know better. Here we have people who talk a lot but say very little, because they know not to damage their interests by saying too much. It's what marketers aspire to, but rarely achieve.

  30. vocalisation by burni2 · · Score: 1

    It sounds something like:
    Dammph.. P->Louder-ER

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/w...

    https://de.wiktionary.org/wiki...

  31. Are Ted Conferences Overrated? by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    Are Ted Conferences Overrated?

    Really depends on who the orator is.

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    Slashdot, fix the reply notifications... You won't get away with it...
    1. Re: Are Ted Conferences Overrated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      TED Conferences are absurdly overrated. When I first became aware of them, I was eager to check out as many videos as I could...only to be repeatedly let down. I may have found one that had a single takeaway. But generally the speakers went into exhaustive detail about a small idea that is not noteworthy, unique, or new, while the audience oohed and aahed over it anyway.

    2. Re:Are Ted Conferences Overrated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a rather facile argument - it works for any statement in the form - "Is x overrated?"

      When an article poses a question and invites comments, it is abundantly clear that it is you, the reader, who is supposed to provide an answer. This makes your statement redundant - YOU are the orator.

    3. Re: Are Ted Conferences Overrated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      But generally the speakers went into exhaustive detail about a small idea that is not noteworthy, unique, or new, while the audience oohed and aahed over it anyway.

      TED is a way for smug and wealthy liberals who fancy themselves intelligent to have a simulated "graduate school" experience without having to do any research, write any papers or indeed do any actual work while signalling to others how "smart" they are by attending these public lectures. It's mental masturbation for people who want to believe that they're intelligent and sophisticated, but in reality, like most wealthy and pretentious liberals, they're lazy, ignorant, stupid and all too easily impressed by fading academics who prostitute their professions in exchange for the money proffered by the rich fools in the audience.

    4. Re: Are Ted Conferences Overrated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't mind someone geeking out over stuff they love - even if it's not world shattering.

      I'll listen and try to follow.

      It's the media trained my-idea-is-worth-billions bullshitters and the ones that announce 'I... am a storyteller' that I can't stand.- which is about 99% of them.

    5. Re: Are Ted Conferences Overrated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it is like most AC posts on Slashdot?
      How very meta. Reminds me of this one weird trick for never having to tie shoes, to save time. It was a three hour talk and he never got to the trick, but I got pair of Brunellis out of the schwag bag.

    6. Re: Are Ted Conferences Overrated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true actually.

      The thing that really strikes me about most of these talks, is how absolutely sure they are that their assertions are correct. They are so sure of themselves that they make these (often pretty far-fetched) claims apparently without feeling the need to back up those assertions with any kind of logic or evidence. The social-science / liberal arts type talks are the absolute worst for this.

      They'll talk for hours and hours and hours about the need to increase "diversity" for example. The underlying assumption being that "diversity is strength", which is basically content-free waffle as long as you don't define either term. But even worse they go on to weird crazy racist / eugenics type of assertions "more non-white races are somehow better in undefined ways". You could certainly put forward a reasonable definition that would make some sense and likely be able to provide some evidence for (e.g., "a team with diverse experiences and opinions can solve some types of problems more effectively"), but hilariously enough that is the exact kind of diversity that these clowns hate and try to censor and attack.

      What's really crazy is that seemingly intelligent people just sit there and listen and nod, and they'll go home after that kind of talk and feel to themselves how great they are. Maybe go on the internet and post some photos proving they were there. Maybe then go find some people on the internt with "diverse" opinions to bully and harass. Not once does any of these people stop and apply any kind of critical thinking to the madness that is their gospel.

      It's funny because most competing western religions generally accept that their texts are not based on science, logic, absolute truths, or to be taken literally.

  32. tech fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tech conferences are a complete failure for one reason: they still haven't figured out telepresense. All the technologywe have and yet we have to all fly to a signle place at an exact time period in order to watch a slide deck and do a quick q&a... pathetic.

    But... as many have pointed out, TFA has nothing to do with tech conferences despite the title.

  33. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I love going to them anyway because they are paid vacations for me. You rarely learn about anything new. Totally pointless otherwise.

  34. Re: Trump will die in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The only people that seem to be trump-obsessed crazy are people from the 'left'.

  35. The best things about conferences happen offstage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All that incredible sex, for example, or those amazing parties.

  36. Re: Trump will die in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You dipshits on the right still think those comments are coming from 'leftists'.

    No wonder Trump won. There's a rube born every minute I guess.

  37. They are going to the wrong conferences. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If those conferences are boring then don't go. Don't support events that have no value. Don't waste our time by reporting how boring they are.

    Why not go to interesting events, the RISC V gigs, DEFCON, etc?

  38. Tech Circlejerk by Tsolias · · Score: 1

    That's not how conferences work.
    Imagine this. What would be missed if those kind of Tedx-type of conferences never happened? probably nothing.
    Instead it's a completely waste of time.
    Those companies have much more skillful employees than some random *berg executive, that even if that *berg went missing, the operations and services won't be disrupt.
    And I will conclude with this: Why would you want to hear someone which has a meaningless position in such a big company? "...b..but he/she/it is the COO"... yeah that COO doesn't matter any more, there are tens of people below him taking critical decisions so as the COO has enough time for the Circlejerk thing.

  39. Yes, and they promote imposter syndrome also by ErichTheRed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's two general types of conferences I can think of, and I think both are overrated for different reasons:

    The big flashy vendor conferences like MS Ignite, Citrix Synergy, VMWorld, etc...these are just holdovers from the era where the only way to learn anything new about a product was a conference or having a sales guy come talk to you. Think CES or Comdex. They do have some useful content, but everything is basically a marketing spin. It's all about dragging thousands of people to a convention center once a year as the only sales opportunity, plying them with food/alcohol/marketing cheerleaders, and getting them to buy something. Every time I go into a big city convention center, I can almost see the ghosts of the junior sales and marketing people in line at the onsite office place waiting to fax their big career-making order to headquarters. That's what those venues are set up for.

    And on the smaller side...every DevOps tool, new language, new JavaScript framework, etc. has its own conference. It seems like it's the way to legitimize that tool's use. DockerCon, RubyCon, JenkinsCon, ChefCon, etc. (yes, I made some of those up but you get the point.) You may get way less marketing at a conference like this, but IMO it's just a way for the truly laser-focused among that conference's tool's users to promote their personal projects or "get on the speaking circuit."

    I also think this is partially what's driving a lot of the imposter syndrome in tech. We all know there are plenty of people who thought they could keep the same skillset for 20 years and be OK...but if you listen to all the conference speakers, bloggers, Twitterers and open source contributors, it's very easy to feel like you know nothing. This (IMO) is because a lot of these blogs, speaking engagements, etc. are self-promotion and people with very little going on outside of their work worlds are cultivating the image that they're super rockstar geniuses. For those of us who do keep up, but have to choose very carefully what we spend our time learning, it's tough to not feel like you know nothing compared to someone who appears to know all the buzzwords. I've had to tell myself and others I know who experience this more than once that no one knows everything and unless you're willing to spend all your off-work time reading, you're not even going to get to a fraction of it.

    1. Re:Yes, and they promote imposter syndrome also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had to tell myself and others I know who experience this more than once

      Ever consider that you and your friends actually are imposters?

    2. Re:Yes, and they promote imposter syndrome also by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

      Yes. :-) There's a big difference between being an actual imposter and letting the constant deluge of information make you think you are one.

      There are plenty of actual imposters in IT and development. There's the coder-bootcamp-trained "full stack developer" in way over their head, or the systems admin who refuses to learn new technology and ways of working, or the total newbie who's pretending they know what people are talking about in "fake it till you make it".

      What I'm referring to specifically is the relatively new phenomenon I mentioned previously...a developer builds some tool that is a wrapper around something else, or yet another layer of abstraction, and promotes it as if it's some world-changing breakthrough. Because everything's open source and in the cloud, there are hundreds of these tools and more coming every few months. I'm not saying they're all not useful, but the startup/disruption/DevOps boom encourages the self-promotion aspect so you get these people who set themselves up as the world leading expert and try to get everyone to build everything on top of their tool. And, because IT execs have the attention span of a fruit fly, they declare they're "all in" on whatever thing they hear about at a conference.

      True imposters aren't going to be able to understand these new things in the context of the world at large and, as I've noticed in some cases, they basically turn into tool or language groupies following around the experts. People who actually know what they're doing and can say "oh, that's just an abstraction on VMs or yet another way to drive CloudFomration/ARM/vRealize" have to spend time figuring out what to learn, and the constant hyping of things as the wave of the future makes people with a limited time to keep up spend the time figurng out what's actually going on under the hood.

  40. Re:The best things about conferences happen offsta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At a tech conference?

  41. The keynotes are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In general, keynote speakers at tech conferences give extremely crappy speeches that aren't worth attending.

  42. yes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but happens in vegas stay in vegas

  43. Scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tech conferences are where you pay $2,000 to have someone continually try to sell you something you don't need. Tech conferences are the biggest scam on the planet. They should pay you to attend. The lectures are usually nonsense and are generally just a giant sales pitch centered around a technology.

  44. Re:Are you sure you're talking about tech conferen by postbigbang · · Score: 3, Informative

    Conferences are about conferring. It's not a PR event where you get to blather about your own stuff endlessly, while making sure that the competition and the tough questions aren't within a thousand yards.

    It's a love fest. Kiss kiss. Pure vanity. Nothing else exists in the high-cost reality distortion field. The stench of bullshit is everywhere, and the fanbois are buying suitcase full loads of merch.

    The venues that used to talk real issues are gone. It's all about the lovefest. Kiss kiss.

    There were a lot of conferences, often the crux of independent financiers, that really evolved this industry. If it's a vendor show, however, it's a love fest. Nothing to see there, just a vacation with logo merch. Nothing controversial. Nothing to see there.

    Bottom line: it's who's financing it that dictates whether you'll be subject to actual conferring, knowledge transfer across a spectrum, and independent voices, uncontrolled by a PR machine.

    --
    ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
  45. WWDC Videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've just watched the videos for years. Great reference and saves money. I can always goto the Apple developer boards and ask Eskimo.

  46. Re: Fucking N1ggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Propaganda is invisible, you sit through it and the next thing you know you want to save n1gglets in some shitty middle eastern n1ggerstan.

  47. The Germans do have a word for this. by optikos · · Score: 1

    Scheissegesprach

  48. Executives by chill · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the "tech conference" is centered around CEOs and COOs, then it isn't a "tech conference", it is a PR conference. Exciting news comes from companies doing something CREATIVE, not trying to ensure stable returns and a predictable dividend for investors by playing it safe.

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    1. Re:Executives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All conferences are for networking, PR and sales. The subject is irrelevant. From the shittiest "hacker" gathering to the elite TED propaganda; they're there for like minded people to meet others in the hope of getting a few rungs higher on the ladder or to make money from those way above.

  49. Haven't been to a tech conference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...since the last Computer Faire in San Francisco (at the Civic Auditorium and Brooks Hall). Back then, strange and wonderful new things were turning up like ArcInfo (on an Apple II+!!) and Autocad (on a PC-XT and a Cromemco box and a mouse that worked on a Radio Shack computer (sort of). Then there was the year of the Osborne computer - and a number of other knockoffs some of which were quite attractive. The conference produced a "proceedings" book that had actual technical content, and the basement had a vast array of ... um ... parts sellers for those who needed something not easily obtainable in everyday commerce.

    What killed it? 1) Marketing - it was there in spades already, but by modern standards it was on the scale of criers at a town fair; 2) Money - it started to cost too much to get it; and 3) Interest - as the number of small exhibitors and real, informative presentations decreased, it wasn't worth the effort. Then, everything specialized into conferences for the lovers of one brand or product, and it was all over. Academic conferences don't fill the gap, and are WAY too expensive unless you're getting a publication reference from it.

    1. Re: Haven't been to a tech conference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first several (5) WCCFs had a lot of homebrewed hardware. Software was poor. Introduction of IBM 5150 changed everything. Thank goodness, S100 and CP/M were so crummy.

  50. The word is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    George Carlin (RIP), was absolutely correct about it too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPrRxhYJMkQ

  51. Re:Are you sure you're talking about tech conferen by Octorian · · Score: 1

    Tech conferences often begin with big keynote presentations, at least part of which are full of marketing for whatever company is sponsoring. This is the part that all the tech reporters pay attention to, and want to write dozens of articles about.

    Once the presentations shift to the actual technical content people like us came for, those people tend to wander off and stop paying attention.

    So yeah, maybe tech conference no longer generate value for people who write articles on how tech conferences no longer generate value. :-)
    Doesn't mean they no longer generate value for attendees actually working with tech.

  52. depends on the conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most are just regurgitated "duhs" by people who prefer to talk than to get work done.

    I was at DevOpsDays and a talk was given about "scaling log data"; this was in 2015 when this had already been vetted out. The speaker talked about time stamps and UTC. Nothing at all about scaling. Yes, I'm not retarded; I can read the manuals too.

    At that same conference there was a "Engineering Docker containers for scale". The talk was by an exec who talked about why containers are good. Nothing technical at all.

    So, what does this mean? If the talk had marketing words, it's probably a shit talk.

  53. Depends on the conference by johnlenin1 · · Score: 2

    It definitely depends on the conference. I attend an annual conference for a niche open source project. As is typical of many open source projects, documentation tends to not be the strongest suit. But sessions at the conference are almost always full of great information and real-world examples. Plus the networking and face time with others youâ(TM)ve known only from email or IRC...it all adds up to a worthwhile trip each year. Keynote speakers, on the other hand, are almost universally worthless.

  54. Betteridge's Law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines

  55. free vacation labeled as business expense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    imhe, the vast majority of these are just overly-affluent privileged people using other people's money to live beyond their, and our, means. There's just no end to entitlement. A lot of business travel is simply unnecessary but it makes people feel important and it get's them out of the office.

  56. Since When was CNN credible in anything tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet the journalist thinks they're a "tech-savvy guru"

  57. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any more things I can reassure you about?

  58. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes

  59. Re: Trump will die in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No the reason Trump won is that most of us are tired of globalist America-last economic policies and especially the politically correct bullshit we've been living with for decades and we finally rose up tp do something about it.

    The extremely vocal and fairly well funded opposition is a lot smaller than they like to let on, and being concentrated in very small tightly packed cities, the illusion of relevance blinds them to reality. The reality is the rest of us are tired of being told what to do and what to think by you. I'd think you'd have learned that lesson by now, but you'll be taught it as often as necessary. We will not be ruled by the likes of you again.

  60. All valuable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both talks and networking result in huge amounts of value. The info exchanged can be to notch and useful When it is not I do not attend. No need to attend all of them, but occasional attendance has tremendous results.

  61. SJWs kill them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tech conferences might have been more useful in the past but Adria Richards and her Donglegate cancer on society followed by the sweeping authoritarian "Code of Conduct" nonsense we've seen take hold the past few years has rendered them useless trash. Things can't be fun anymore; people can't be treated like adults anymore. Thanks, SJW shitcunts.

  62. are tech conferences rated? by Paul+Carver · · Score: 1

    In order to answer the question of whether a conference is overrated it is first necessary to know what the rating is.

    Lots of posts have already made the valid point that if the main speakers are CEOs and other execs then it's not a tech conference, but attendees with brain cells already know that so it wouldn't figure into the rating.

    So what are the ratings of IETF, IEEE, PyCon, OpenStack PTG (not summit; PTG is the tech event, summit is the marketing event), and other tech conferences? Without being specific about which conferences and what the ratings were it's impossible to have any intelligent discussion of whether the ratings are accurate.

  63. Tech conferences aren't about big announcemnts by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    Keynote speeches always were just candy to draw people in, to pay the entrance fee. They were never the substance of what goes on at a (good) tech conference.

    Tech conferences provide two main functions:
    1) Connect vendors with customers and vice versa (i.e., exhibit hall)
    2) Provide education in the form of breakout sessions

    Yes, quality varies greatly, but the lack of "big announcements" at "tech conferences" really has nothing to do with whether tech conferences are overrated.

  64. Four types of tech conferences by bmomjian · · Score: 1

    There are four types of tech conferences: https://momjian.us/main/blogs/... Only some of them are useful to specific groups.