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Shareholder Sues Facebook After Stock Plunge (reuters.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Reuters: Facebook and its chief executive Mark Zuckerberg were sued on Friday in what could be the first of many lawsuits over a disappointing earnings announcement by the social media company that wiped out about $120 billion of shareholder wealth. The complaint filed by shareholder James Kacouris in Manhattan federal court accused Facebook, Zuckerberg and Chief Financial Officer David Wehner of making misleading statements about or failing to disclose slowing revenue growth, falling operating margins, and declines in active users. Kacouris said the marketplace was "shocked" when "the truth" began to emerge on Wednesday from the Menlo Park, California-based company. He said the 19 percent plunge in Facebook shares the next day stemmed from federal securities law violations by the defendants. The lawsuit seeks class-action status and unspecified damages.

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  1. Wha? The Markey Is Risky? I Will Lose My Money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is SHOCKING is right, even for slashdot. Close my account and remove all traces of me from this site immediately! I demand or I WILL SURELY DO SUE!

  2. WOW, other one is just 2 stories down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to say this is a new low for dupes, but let's be real, there has probably been a time when the same story was just posted twice in a row.

    1. Re:WOW, other one is just 2 stories down by Khyber · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot that obviously doesn't read. First story below is about the loss of stock value and that Facebook might face lawsuits regarding this. This story is about a shareholder ACTUALLY SUING because of said loss of value, plus perceived illegal stock sales.

      So this isn't a dupe, it's a different story, though related to the one below.

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    2. Re:WOW, other one is just 2 stories down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey idiot, read again the two summaries and then apologize to the GP.

    3. Re: WOW, other one is just 2 stories down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They even have the same text linking to the same article.

  3. whine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like going to a casino and then losing your money at the craps table when you roll snake eyes, and then trying to sue the casino. "But...but...you said I'd have fun! You said I had a chance to win! You *didn't* say I had a chance to lose!". "wah, wah, waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh".

    1. Re:whine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You joke, but people will lose a lot of money then ask to call the gaming control board to get their money back. The last story I heard was someone lost $800 dollars then demanded the casino call the NGCB to get their money back.

    2. Re:whine by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      It's like going to a casino and then losing your money at the craps table when you roll snake eyes, and then trying to sue the casino./p>

      No, it's nothing like that at all. The market (not Facebook) is the casino. Facebook, if you will, makes the dice, and its senior employees are also playing the game with us. And they can, as long as they show us how they bet, and give us their expectations of how the dice will roll. It just so happens that Facebook senior employees bet a good deal more more on a certain roll of the dice this time around, but failed to notify the other players how they expected the dice to roll.

      There, FTFY. But frankly, comparing markets to casinos really isn't fair. Maybe someone has a car analogy?

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  4. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really want to live in a country like that?

  5. slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot: bringing dupes faster than ever!

    1. Re:slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that is strange, the dupe-er bowl is supposed to be at the same time as that big football game.

  6. Re:Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the other hand, that is easy to fix: Republicans should stop making batshit insane posts. Calls for violence and harassment, or making outright politically-motivated lies to rabble up your base, no matter the source, should be removed.

    I'm sure the fact that (R)-aligned folks getting hit with such moderation at a disproportional rate is simply a statistical anomaly and not at all indicative of their overall MO.

  7. "The Menlo Park, California-based company" by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    Who gives a shit about their address?

    1. Re: "The Menlo Park, California-based company" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Californians care

    2. Re:"The Menlo Park, California-based company" by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Who gives a shit about their address?

      It's a journalism technique. Paraphrasing the subject of a story reduces repetition of her/his/its name over and over again. It reads better.

      The technique can have amusing consequences if taken too far. Once, a CBC reporter was doing a story about bananas, and the reporter's editor insisted that he reduce the number of repetitions of the word "banana." His solution? Refer to it as "yellow, tubular fruit."

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    3. Re: "The Menlo Park, California-based company" by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      You could just say "the company". No need for an address. Bananas indeed ;-)

  8. Subscribers by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

    At the top of the page: 'Did you know subscribers can see articles in the future?'

    Please, subscribers, when you see a dup 'from the future', please try and get the eds to cancel it. That would save some from apoplectic outrage and the rest of us (most) from a minor annoyance.

    Please help us! You are our only hope!

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    1. Re:Subscribers by Calydor · · Score: 1

      You are assuming there ARE any subscribers.

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  9. Re: Easy Fix by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Extremist dipshits from both sides should be censored off the internet so we wouldn't have to wade through your inane tantrums and meaningless bitching.

  10. Re: Easy Fix by psychoticdream1 · · Score: 0

    They aren't censoring Republicans just assholes who violate terms and those who threaten people. Stop falling for that "they are censoring republicans" bullshit

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  12. Aww, poor little rich kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can't get his money for nothing and his chicks for free. Welcome to the real fucking world dipshit. You're gonna have to work for a living soon just like the rest of us, no more being a parasitic leech on society.

    1. Re:Aww, poor little rich kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I still have my MTV and can the little faggot still have his own jet airplane?

  13. Re:Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I thought Maxine Waters, BLM, Antifa, were anything but R-aligned. Was I misinformed?

  14. Stupid shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At what point did any of these shareholders not realize that all the negative news would eventually kill growth??

    1. Re:Stupid shareholders by mikael · · Score: 1

      There was the assumption that while there was natural churn from people not having time to visit Facebook and provide updates, there would always be a new generation of computer owners willing to sign up, especially when user accounts are automatically created even if they don't use them.

      Once the population realized that all these trend-setters and comment makers were sock-puppet accounts deliberately design to manipulate groups of people and even individuals, the game is over.

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  15. Suing your own company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always fail to understand how a shareholder can get value for suing the company they own shares in.
    Any monetary gain from a lawsuit would make their shares go down for the same amount.

    1. Re:Suing your own company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These lawsuits are not for the shareholders. They are always for the predatory law firms filing the suit. The name of the shareholder is irrelevant. And these are not successful most of the time. But you file enough of them eventually one will stick.

    2. Re:Suing your own company. by Calydor · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you have shares in a company for 1 million dollars, and those shares are 1% of the company's worth, the company is worth 100 million.

      If you sue the company for 10 million dollars they lose 10% of their value and are now worth 90 million. Your 1% shares are now only worth 900,000 dollars, right?

      But you just got 10 million dollars. Who cares about the shares at that point.

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    3. Re:Suing your own company. by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      But in that case, the penalty would be weighted towards the wealthy with the most shares. That's actually how it *should* work.

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    4. Re:Suing your own company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but it’s a class action.. You don’t have 10 million settlement - you have a share of 10 million. I’d imagine that share should be divided by the number of shareholders - ergo back where you started, except the company also loses value according to the legal fees paid to defend.

    5. Re:Suing your own company. by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      But you just got 10 million dollars. Who cares about the shares at that point.

      If the CEO and CFO are lying about the state of the company then the share price may suffer even more long term. Not every situation is win/lose. As we learnt from the Iraq invasion and the 2016 election, sometimes the choice is lose or lose more.

    6. Re:Suing your own company. by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      In reality, if facebook were being sued for 10% of its value its stock price would likely plumet far more than 10%.
      In reality, if it were forced to pay out 10% of its value, it would just go bankrupt.

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    7. Re:Suing your own company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have shares in a company for 1 million dollars, and those shares are 1% of the company's worth, the company is worth 100 million.

      If you sue the company for 10 million dollars they lose 10% of their value and are now worth 90 million. Your 1% shares are now only worth 900,000 dollars, right?

      But you just got 10 million dollars. Who cares about the shares at that point.

      Who cares? You don't really know? Well, those who are holding 99%. Typical selfish libertarian -- I got mine, and I don't care for anyone else.

  16. Re:Easy Fix by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Why would Facebook stop censoring Russians?

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  17. seriously? by youn · · Score: 1

    next, he'll sue the weather for not being what he expected if he goes to the beach and it starts raining

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    1. Re:seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he can sue the top 1% for global warming too?

    2. Re:seriously? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      More ironic, is that the plunge was in a great part due to shareholder panic. The "disappointing" earnings were still very good earnings.

    3. Re:seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CAn I sue DisneyWorld because the commercials showed blue skies and happy people and what I got was 100 degree heat, 100 percent humidity, thunderstorms, and a 1 hour wait for peter pan's magic flight.

  18. There will be more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    'Web 2.0' was always a farce riddled with flimsy ethics, so is the 'sharing' economy (and a great many people sounded alarms, nobody cared to listen, they heard their greed instead) and I don't doubt we will see more and more companies eating similar crow. Let's hope the bubble doesn't completely burst, as it would be far worse than the original tech bubble.

  19. Re:Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, groups that promote that minority lives are equal to others, and those that reject fascism are somehow bad? You should get out more, see the actual world you so desperately fear.

  20. Re: Easy Fix by nukenerd · · Score: 2

    You really want to live in a country like that?

    I want to live on a forum with threads not being highjacked by idiots with their own off-topic agendas. They are like the idiots at sports events who creep up to the TV camera and stick a placard with an advert in front of it at a crucial moment.

    I

  21. Can I sue? by buck-yar · · Score: 1

    I have always wanted to own Facebook, it has caused me pain that I cannot own it due to the manipulation by shareholders to drive up the price. Can I sue the shareholders for inflating the price beyond my means?

    1. Re:Can I sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bankers faked the prices at IPO. FB fake their numbers due to the corporate and agency bots. The money people cashed out long ago. You plebeians, via pension schemes, are fucked.

    2. Re:Can I sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of someone I worked with a couple years ago.

      Their first job was at Amazon, where you automate everything and the stock price only ever goes up.

      Their second job was where I work, also a tech company. The stock price believe it or not, sometimes goes down! Apparently he left because our stock price went down at one point and that was the sign to jump ship.

      I buy stock at a small discount under the employee stock purchase program, 1% of my income goes towards it. I just don't care what the stock price does, betting on gains is a risk, you have to be ready to see all evaporate overnight. So I bank it and ignore it. Maybe it'll be worth nothing when I retire or leave the company, maybe it'll be a nice little bonus.

    3. Re:Can I sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wall Street is like that. If a company has major layoffs, then the stock price goes up because the short-term profits will increase due to the reduced payroll overhead and the latency of profits coming from the now cancelled projects.

      The stock price would go down when a company started hiring people because then there would a reduction in shareholder dividends due to the extra payroll before the profits from new projects kicked in.

  22. It's a hold over from the old days by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    when it actually mattered where a company was located. Before offshore tax havens, outsourcing and globalization in general made it a moot point.

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  23. It was horribly overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Businesses can only grow so fast and only so much. But people bid the prices up as if there is unlimited growth potential.

    And when stocks are valued with a growth premium that can never be met, they have a tendency to crash when those lofty expectations aren't meant.

    facebook is still quite profitable but wasn't worth what it was trading at.

    I think the same way about Amazon and definitely the same about Tesla. Neither of those companies can meet the growth that is priced into the share price.

    1. Re:It was horribly overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shut your mouth. TSLA is going to the moon!

    2. Re:It was horribly overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But all of the stock's gains SINCE MAY were wiped out! Why the price is basically back to last year's level! How's a day trader supposed to cope with that?

    3. Re:It was horribly overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus with Facebook banning thousands of users for ridiculous things like posting pictures of frogs, they're of course going to lose traffic like Twitter is after doing another round of purges. Most of my friends that post often to Facebook have been banned so I only go there about once a week now. The same is happening with Twitter.

    4. Re:It was horribly overpriced by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Well, my advice would be to not be a day trader.

    5. Re: It was horribly overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says more about you than Facebook.

  24. Re:Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Out in the real world far more than you know. I listed entities who call for and commit violence - in the real world. I don't think I'm the one missing facts here.

  25. Re:Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    probally a republican shareholder whinning because of the lack of regulation by his republician buddies cost him money.

  26. Re: Easy Fix by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    I know in the Trump era it's difficult to remember that people once had the decency to at least stick to the topic in a thread; but people should try to be decent even if current president is not.

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  27. I'm in Tears here by nukenerd · · Score: 2

    FTFA :

    failing to disclose slowing revenue growth

    So the rate of increase is slowing? - that's just awful. But is the rate of the slowing of the increase itself slowing or increasing? - that's what everyone is asking. And is the rate of that increasing (or slowing) of the rate of the slowing of the increase, itself slowing or increasing? How TF can we be drawing graphs and making predictions if they don't tell us these things?

    I'm crying a river here for poor Mr Kacouris and my hankies are running out. Let's kickstart a collection for him.

    1. Re:I'm in Tears here by BenJaminus · · Score: 1

      LoL if I had mod points!

  28. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid Rusiagate mongering progressive ass-hole. Trump is the nicest fucking president EVER, and so are his supporters, so FUCK OF! MAGA!

  29. Who cares by thePsychologist · · Score: 1

    It's just another social network in the long line of networks that will come and go. Who's surprised?

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    1. Re:Who cares by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

      Just wait till it goes the way of MySpace.

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  30. What, no sympathy? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Have some sympathy! Zuckerberg lost a lot of money. Think how he feels about that. Should we each send him a dollar?

    (Today's joke. That the best I can do.)

  31. I hope this gets laughed out of court... by Timothy2.0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Buying any stock entails *risk*. You're not entitled to the value of that stock to go up. If you buy a stock and it plummets because of shitty corporate policy, *you* invested in a company with shitty corporate policy. Eat your mistake.

    1. Re: I hope this gets laughed out of court... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buying any stock does, in fact, entail risk. However, there exist certain risks that are regulated in one fashion or another. For example, there exists a risk that the CEO of a corporation will drain the bank accounts and abscond with a suitcase full of cash. If CEOs were legally allowed to do so then nobody would participate in the stock market. It is a regulated risk. The question, then, is did FB's management engage in practices that violate said risk regulations? If so, then they may be criminally and civilly liable. How the company itself might be liable, I am not sure. Perhaps someone else can shine a light on that matter?

    2. Re:I hope this gets laughed out of court... by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 3

      Buying any stock entails *risk*. You're not entitled to the value of that stock to go up. If you buy a stock and it plummets because of shitty corporate policy, *you* invested in a company with shitty corporate policy. Eat your mistake.

      This is only part-way true. A corporation still has substantial duties with regard to its shareholders. For instance, they can't just spend all the year's profit on hookers and blow for the board. Nor can they flat out lie.

      Of course this case should be laughed out of court. But don't go so far as to say that companies have no duty whatsoever to their shareholders or that all shareholder cases are laughable.

    3. Re: I hope this gets laughed out of court... by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      There are rules of course, if the company lies on their statements and you lose money that way then a lawsuit is suitable. But many of these stockholder advocates who sue are doing so very frequently, to the point that they've become annoyances to the legal system.

    4. Re:I hope this gets laughed out of court... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no duty to make a profit, it's just that people will abandon the company if they don't.

    5. Re: I hope this gets laughed out of court... by houghi · · Score: 1

      Yes and if that is based on lying,then there is a reason to sue. If that is the case, I do not know. That is for the court to decide.

      Car example': if I buy your car and you say it was never in an accident and it was: reason to sue. If you say "buy as is" and I did not see the car was in an accident: .no reason to sue.

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    6. Re:I hope this gets laughed out of court... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree, unless said company are scumbags, in which case, the more law suits they have to fight, the better ;-)

    7. Re:I hope this gets laughed out of court... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no duty to make a profit

      That is their duty. There is no duty to make a *bigger* profit.

  32. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Promote minority lives at the expense of everyone else, only to further their own agenda of totalitarianism and control, and will toss them overboard when they no longer serve that purpose, or start displaying conservative viewpoints, at which time the progs will label them as "uncle Tom's" and cast them aside.

  33. For non-financial folks by crashumbc · · Score: 2

    Please be aware these "lawsuits" are usually just scams to suck more money from desperate stock holders. The "lawyers" are the financial version of ambulance chasers.

    Anytime a company loses a large percentage of stock value, a lawsuit is announced. For you to be part of the "class action suit" you need to pay the law firm a non-refundable deposit of usually between 200-600 dollars. The kicker is the lawsuit never actually happens and the client is out even more money.

    1. Re:For non-financial folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, it's called CAPITALISM! #MAGA

    2. Re:For non-financial folks by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      For you to be part of the "class action suit" you need to pay the law firm a non-refundable deposit of usually between 200-600 dollars. The kicker is the lawsuit never actually happens and the client is out even more money.

      As much as I dislike shareholder and shareholder derivative suits, no, that is not how it works.

      There is no form of class action where the class is "people who paid us." There is no class action where the damages recovered, if any, vary by "people who paid us." At worst, the attorneys have identified a handful (and I mean a baker's dozen or less) of "class representatives" (named plaintiffs) who will be awarded additional compensation in the low five figures, at the discretion/approval of the judge overseeing the case. They serve as examples of the different types of common circumstances present within the larger class, and are required to participate in the litigation.

    3. Re:For non-financial folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. So much this! What we need is an authoritarian government that will crack down on this kind of behavior. You'd never see these kinds of shenanigans under Socialism, largely on account of the people being too busy starving to death.

  34. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liar. They routinely censored viewpoints that don't fit the corporate-purchased "progressive" ones, even when not violating their stated rules. While at the same time allowing calls for violence because they aligned with the sponsored political agenda. That's fascist behavior.

  35. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, you are a liver!

  36. Actually it's up by Nkwe · · Score: 1

    If you are a short term trader, it really sucks to have a 20% drop. If you are a long term trader, Facebook as done well. After the IPO it was publicly available for about $40, which makes up up about 350%. The average annual return over the life of the stock is about 27%, well over the market's annual average return of about 10%.

    1. Re:Actually it's up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Back when I used a broker, he'd say "depends on when you bought it" - he told me a lot of truth, but he went out of business...

  37. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go away IVAN

  38. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obama asked for Putin henchman to tell Putin Obama would have more flexibility after the election. Trump is no saint but Obama was a shit president and horrible person

  39. Re:Easy Fix by johanw · · Score: 1

    Because people might otherwise switch to VKontakte perhaps? And the latter has no problem with naked tits as well, so nu prudish US censorship anymore.

  40. lol, get bent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went short on Facebook as it peaked early. Thanks for buying my new house, dumasses!

  41. Re: Easy Fix by psychoticdream1 · · Score: 1

    LOL "the nicest president"

  42. Its the shareholder fault by umask077 · · Score: 1

    IThe shareholders are at fault for not dumping a dying stock. People are leaving facebook in droves and they arent getting enough new sign ups. Might be time to dump that myspace stock too.

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  43. And who made it? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    For all that talk about Tesla going bankwupt, the shorts are talking about 750 million mark to market profits on May first week stock at 290, 2 billion m-2-m loss in June at 370, back to 1 billion loss right now, waiting for the conference call.

    For all that mind share and news share Tesla got, the whole company was valued at just 50 billion. And these shorts missed the biggest opportunity to profit in Facebook? Did any of them make a killing? Which shorting hedge fund made a killing?

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  44. You Didn't Know? by jonesy16 · · Score: 1

    Not sure how anyone could be surprised about this. If you're an investor, you damn well better be paying attention to what the company is doing, and in April when Mark Zuckerberg delivered his prepared testimony to Congress, he laid it all out:

    "I've directed our teams to invest so much in security — on top of the other investments we're making — that it will significantly impact our profitability going forward. But I want to be clear about what our priority is: protecting our community is more important than maximizing our profits."

    Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/0...

  45. The value of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody confused the value of the Facebook company and its services with the virtual price of a stack of papers with the Facebook name printed on them, called shares. It's like collecting ostage stamps, except that postage stamps have value if you stick them onto letters and postcards.

  46. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Country? This is an internet forum.

  47. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Russian trolls sowing discourse since 2016.

  48. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get how you white snowflakes are so mad at this.

    They are literally taking a page from YOUR playbook. And you are mad at them for it? Since forever white people have been standing up for ONLY white people.

    Now that black people are employing the same tactics you use, it's somehow, not ok?

  49. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Browse slashdot at score 1 or 2, and you will not be troubled by them anymore. It is what I do because I got sick and tired of seeing posts about creamer being fat and dump being a traitor (or whatever). It really is the only way to have a tolerable experience on slashdot anymore. Slashdot really should stop people abusing the largesse granted by slashdot to post anonymously; the point of (and the importance of) allowing people to post anonymously is that sometimes an unpopular opinion or position is important in an informed, grown-up conversation and the conversation actually suffers from the absence of those voices. Even if you do not agree, I think you will agree that there is value in hearing the opinions of others.

    For example, in a convo about YRO, censorship of, say, quote sexualized unquote images of quote underaged unquote girls, someone might opine that it is silly to punish or even look down on someone over 18 years of age who finds people who are under 18 attractive, since doing so necessarily requires subscribing to the mistaken belief that girls of age 17 years undergo a magical transformation the very hour of midnight on their eighteenth birthdays, from looking like toddlers to looking like grown women, which is absurd on its face. The establishment of 18 (in those jurisdictions where this is the case,) as a thin, bright dividing line between infant and adult was done, I believe, because 18 years is the age at which the VAST majority of girls HAVE physically and sexually, if not quite psychologically, matured into women. Some mature faster, some mature slower. I am sure everyone has noticed this. Of course I do NOT hold that some 35 year old drooling over a 7 year old is acceptable behavior, let alone him trying to do anything with her, (or her with him in the case of a woman who likes them young, etc.), BUT to ruin the life of a 19 year old whose girlfriend is 17, (conceivably only as little as any amount over a year younger, if, for instance, she turns 18 two days after he turns 19, but wants to celebrate his bitrthday, the day he turns 19,) by lumping him in with the others is criminal in itself.

    Some small-minded people, buying into the insanity of the argument that girls go from infancy at 17 years, 11 months, and 30 days of age to grown women in one day could respond vitriolically and try to ruin the reputation of someone who says what I have just pointed out. I think any reasonable person would agree that maybe I have stated a valid point, and though I have a slashdot account, I might have a very good and understandable reason to want to post that anonymously. By contrast, people coming here doing the digital, text-equivalent of flinging their feces need to be fucking STOPPED. I am talking about the people engaging in running flame-battles with other users, posting rants either in favor of, or against, some schmuck pretending to be president, etc., in stories that have nothing to DO with what they are posting about, even tangentially.

    I mention this because I have a slashdot account, excellent karma (not to brag) and and have many times been awarded mod-points. When I first got these I took the responsibility very seriously, and switched filters off so I could mod up, specifically, those posts worthy of being modded up who maybe did not have karma built up, or who posted important remarks, worthy of inclusion in the conversation but who wanted or needed to post anonymously. But I just cannot do it anymore because too many people are abusing the privilege of posting anonymously. I got tired of seeing posts about some guy named Cramer or whatever being either fat or gay, (is he or she really? How the fuck do you know?) or about how Drump is a tra1torrr and is also Put1ns dick ornament, etc. , and how one person or another is going to jail. I have no idea who Creamier is, and Dumpsy is irrelevant to most conversations. Either way...THIS shit needs to be stopped by whoever is running slashdot. Find a fucking way.

    So as for you, I can only suggest

  50. Recursion by Synonymous+Homonym · · Score: 2

    If Kacouris can sue Facebook for losing value, or rather not telling him in advance to dump his stock in them,

    then other stock holders can sue Kacouris for sueing Facebook, thereby causing tge company to lose value, without telling them in advance.

    I doubt that any judge would rule in Kacouris' "favour", but I would laugh if they did.

  51. LOL suckers by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Hey, you bought stock. Stock isn't a guarantee. If you were smart, the changes should have worried you to get out, but, because of your greed, you didn't think it would happen.

  52. That's now how it works though by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    Facebook has tons of fiduciary responsibility. So much so that it's almost impossible for them to meet every obligation to a standard that a clever lawyer couldn't argue they're at fault and win.

    Our ruling class are universally investors. They don't do math. They don't make things. They don't do medicine and they don't cook. They invest. So you better believe the law is designed to protect them above all else.

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  53. I have a better idea by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should sue themselves for negligence for being stupid enough to invest in Facebook. Anyone anywhere ever could tell you that's not a good investment and it's a dying company that 100% of their customers hate.

  54. Risk is for the little people. #MAGA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Socialising oligarch losses is just good capitalism. Keeping the little people down is just good authrotarianism. #MAGA

  55. Shocked? by fyzikapan · · Score: 1

    They were shocked? Must not have listened to or read the Q1 earnings call.

    "In terms of our overall 2018 revenue outlook, we continue to anticipate revenue growth rates will decelerate on a constant currency basis throughout the year."

    And one of the questions asked included this tidbit: "Growth in MAUs in rest of world was up about 11%; I think last year, it was up almost double that, 19% or so. Anything changed there that maybe could explain the slowdown?"

    Q1 Earnings Transcript: https://seekingalpha.com/artic...

    There's a difference between being misled and not bothering to pay attention.

  56. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to live on a forum with threads not being highjacked by idiots with their own off-topic agendas.

    The problem is not the trolls. They are quickly modded down to -1, and are invisible to most readers. The real problem is idiots like you that RESPOND to the trolls, increasing their visibility, and requiring more time and effort to kill the thread.

    DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!!
    DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!!
    DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!!

  57. Re: Easy Fix by Q-Hack! · · Score: 1

    This is the internet... You must be new here.

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  58. The rich protect the rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... from federal securities law violations by the defendants.

    Shareholders suing the board over shitty policies is a good idea. While rich arseholes can sue rich arseholes with great ease, both defendant and plaintiff will, in practice, settle quickly so their money and reputation isn't dragged through the courts.

  59. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok pedo guy

  60. Duplicate posting by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    I guess nobody saw the other post that mentioned this?
    https://tech.slashdot.org/stor...

  61. Re: Easy Fix by DanWaggoner8288 · · Score: 1

    that internet sounds boring and uninspired. I imagine it like the office from Joe vs. the Volcano.

  62. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ironically, your suggestion would be hidden as well if people are browsing with score at least 1. Duh.

  63. Nelson from The Simpsons said it best- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HA HAAAA!

  64. Re: Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I don't know about your personal situation, but on the whole the current identity politics are not advancing any real improvements for minorities in the long term. They are simply pandering and keeping them dependent.

  65. Re:Easy Fix by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

    Because people might otherwise switch to VKontakte perhaps? And the latter has no problem with naked tits as well, so nu prudish US censorship anymore.

    This post is useless without links.

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