Britain To Create 2,000-Strong Cyber Force, Boost Budget By £250M (sky.com)
Slashdot reader cold fjord writes: Britain's Ministry of Defence and GCHQ signals intelligence establishment have put forward a plan to increase staff devoted to offensive cyber operations up to 2,000, quadrupling it over current levels. Funding would also increase by at least £250m, according to one source. The initiative comes
"amid a growing cyber threat from Russia and after the UK used cyber weapons for the first time to fight Islamic State."
General Sir Richard Barrons commented, "By adopting offensive cyber techniques in the UK we are levelling the playing field and providing new means of both deterring and punishing states that wish to do us harm."
Closing it now is a total waste of time. That horse disappeared over the horizon a long time ago.
Someone call the doctor
Nobody with an actual clue uses that word. They will probably only get wannabees that are eager to fulfill their authoritarian masters bidding though.
Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
just as usual a couple of decades late. The Germans tried the same last year (a new agency to crack everything evil, like whatsapp), they have found a whooping 60 staffers (including janitors, secretarys etc), good luck finding 2000 people who want to work for half of what they could make in the open market (or a tenth of black market), with the added bonus of some jackass in uniform yelling at you...
But of course they are at it. Is it the common language that makes these people stupid? Can't you see what Putin has done? Is doing? How stupid does stupid keep getting? I expect the stupid to answer these.
I like it better than "hacker", though. "Cyber" means the speaker is probably government and likely clueless (as government is wont to be). "Hacker" might mean that, but also that the speaker is out to bamboozle you with some empty scare-words. Which is what the s'kiddies (that call *themselves* "hacker" unearnedly) have built their entire "white hat vs. black hat", "ethical" imperial textile industry out of. "Hackers" are the bogeymen of the "cyber". I don't mind talking "cyber". I do mind talking bogeymen, and what countermeasures might help against bogeymen, and all that rot.
Even so, this sounds like the UK is gearing up for something monumentally stupid... yet again. No surprise there, with Theresa "snooper's charter" May at the helm. How much stupidity can 250 mn UKP buy? I guess we're going to find out.
they'll be using it against Europe, Japan, South America and all the other friendly places, just like their bigger brother has, unfortunately...
I'm from the internet. Cyber Cyber Cyber Cyber.
subjects and citizens, largely men victimizing and predating women, was not sufficient cause to employ a "force", but harm of the nationhood is. I have come to new levels of disdain for bureaucrats of "free market" nations (and many regular folks) who justify the ambitions of trans-national corporations (protected by limited liability) collating and correlating consumer profiles (aka You-Are-the-Product) but insist less developed economies allow such vital statistics be collected by western corporations.
But of course I support securing admin directories and increasing awareness of manipulation (such as phishing), but as another poster has dismissed the very term cyber as hopelessly dated and ignorant, I am alarmed by the complete lack of specificity by the given descriptions.
Would were! Should is! Could be! And live a hundred times three.
"Britain is significantly increasing its ability to wage war in cyberspace..."
Translation: "to fuck up the Internet"
"... with the creation of a new offensive cyber force of up to 2,000 personnel..."
Who will apparently sit at computers and argue (futilely) with anyone they discover telling the truth on the Web. Or, if decision-makers in London are insane enough, try to damage Russian equipment and harm Russian people by screwing with their computer systems.
After all, what's to lose? It would take Russia all of half an hour and up to five per cent of its strategic warheads to render the entire UK permanently uninhabitable.
"... Sky News understands..."
Vanishingly unlikely
I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
https://www.xkcd.com/386/
I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
will be security? How many will be administrative support, oversight. or just plain bureaucratic overhead with cushy jobs appointed by their friends?
Russia my my arse. This is to keep an eye on those Belgian bastards.
I know this for a fact because this gu*@€&^.]à,... .
no carrier
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
and 250M is *way* too little to do nation state infrastructure that is going to scare anyone. What are you? Poor?
until they don't, around 33% taxed total of a country's products and services, and at that time, they fall immediately, down to 8%, and the cycle continues.
What's your country's tax level now? Can you weather the kinds of reforms that occur when the bottom falls out? It only happens once every two hundred or three hundred years, but it appears to be on the horizon for western nations.
God save the queen, her fascist regime, that cybero-bond is brexit moron.
They could hire Cambridge Analytica, they seem to be pretty successful -- uh, it's called Emerdata, these days.
We just lived through decades of criminalizing trivial transgressions (whenever "with a computer" would apply), of making even copyright circumvention (think: copying a DVD) a criminal act more punishable than assault. At the same time countless cases of extreme carelessness regarding security, many of them leading to massive private data dumps, were without any adverse consequences to the responsible decision makers.
There will be two kinds of people signing up for these newly created cyber corps: reckless people with a criminal past who could be blackmailed into service, and people who fancy the term "cyber corps", which makes them feel like space marines from SC2. Every decently skilled and responsible hacker in the western hemisphere wants nothing to do with this whole topic any more, and even less with the two groups of people I just described.
The days of 2600 are gone in the west, and they ain't coming back through cyber corps.
Does stupid times stupid become smart too?
And does iCyberCloud make it stupid again, or does the mark of iTternal September count twice?
CIA agent Putin would not be that dumb though. He's only hated by the usually dictator-breeding and -favoring CIA because he DID stop ... both obeying their wishes and doing shit like that. (Same thing, I know.)
And if you do not believe Putin is a CIA puppet... which you of course should not without good evidence ...remember that he was put in power by Yeltsin (nobody denies that), who himself was put in power by the CIA via harassment of his only opponent ($3m) and funneling money ($500m) to him via the IMF. Bill Clinton even counseled Yeltzin via telephone!. ^^
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Might all be bull, sure. I don't know. ;)
£250m funding for 2,000 staff. That's an average of £125K each. In Cheltenham, £60K would be a good average salary. Add £30K (50%) to cover employer taxes, pension, a desk, a PC, etc. and you're up to £90K each. So what are they doing with the other £35K per member of staff? That's £70m a year disappearing somewhere...
There's not much cannibalism in the Royal Navy!
Complete and utter waste of taxpayer money.
Spend the same amount to increase their street level presence in bad neighborhoods and pull off the "DAS RAYCISS!" shackles?
MUCH better investment.
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
This is just more spying by our Jewish masters on anybody who exposes them... Sickening.
I think that their recruitment processes will be more than sufficient to weed out the wannabes. The issue really is if they become too good at what they're doing. The only difference between a Russian target for this work and a domestic target for this work is an accident of birth.