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NASA Considers Selling Seats on the Spacecraft Used For International Space Station (washingtonpost.com)

NASA is considering selling seats on the spacecraft that will ferry its astronauts to the International Space Station, offering rides to the public while opening another line of revenue as the agency attempts to broaden its appeal [Editor's note: the link may be paywalled; alternative source]. From a report: On several occasions, Russia has flown wealthy individuals who paid millions for the ride to space. And a trio of private companies backed by billionaires, is also looking to fly tourists out of the atmosphere. But except for a couple of rare exceptions, such as Christa McAuliffe, the teacher who was killed when the space Shuttle Challenger exploded in 1986, NASA has not allowed private citizens on its rockets. "Just like in the early days of aviation, with barnstorming, these initial activities will help build the infrastructure and the foundation that can lead to future innovations that, frankly, we cannot imagine right now," said Michael Gold, the general counsel of Maxar Technologies, who is leading the advisory council's policy reform effort.

The proposal, backed Friday by a NASA advisory subcommittee, is still in the nascent stage, and is part of moves by the agency to better insert itself into the public consciousness by working with the private sector. The proposals would have to be approved by the entire advisory council and then forwarded to NASA Administrator Jim Bridenstine. Friday's meeting comes two months after Bridenstine announced he was standing up the committee, and tasking it to look at how the agency could better partner with industry. He said then that he wants NASA and its astronauts "embedded into the American culture." On Friday, he reiterated the point, saying: "The reality is, we're in a new era now."

75 comments

  1. Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If NASA wants to promote spaceflight to the general public, how about also having a lottery to give one seat away? Pending someone being physically fit enough (and mentally stable enough -- don't need someone losing it in the middle of launch or in zero-G) to withstand it, of course. Also think of it this way: astronauts are highly trained physically for spaceflight. The data you'd gather from people closer to 'average' would be priceless.

    1. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average American is dumb as a box of rocks. And half of them are dumber than that. No thanks.

      They should make it a blind auction and maximize the amount they get.

    2. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not needed. If the average person wants to go, they can always play the regular lottery and use their winnings to purchase ticket to space.

    3. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. The point of this would be to promote the space program to the general public. Nobody who plays the PowerBall lottery is going to spend their money on this.

    4. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by magarity · · Score: 1

      to give one seat away? Pending someone being physically fit enough

      Can you even imagine the outcry? Official Federal government space trip lottery tickets for sale, no fatties. How many no-no's does that tick off... Non-ADA compliant... body shaming... probably someone would even make it out to be racist.

    5. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      Why would we want to give such a prize to one of the deplorables?

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    6. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >The average American is dumb as a box of rocks. And half of them are dumber than that. No thanks.

      It's more like a third, really. That's the third most likely to play the lottery though.

    7. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

      Why would we want to give such a prize to one of the deplorables?

      Or the Libtards as well!

      Shit - no one is good enough to go into space. Shut it down and build a wall (Dyson sphere) around earth to keep aliens out!

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    8. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found the illiterate moron.

    9. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      It's a safety issue; someone with an underlying medical condition that otherwise isn't life-threatening in a normal average life could have someone die during launch or during the flight, and what do they do then? You speak of 'public outcry', but just imagine for a moment what the optics would be like if some civilian died during the flight? There'd be all sorts of accusations of gross negligence, lawsuits, demands to Congress to cancel the space program, and so on, and of course massive amounts of hyperbole and fake news; it would end up hurting the space program in ways it might never recover from, and even private enterprises like SpaceX would have a hard time after that.

    10. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      More like 'keep the human infection from spreading throughout the galaxy'. :-(
      Remember, there's damned good reasons why starfaring alien civilizations don't contact us openly, and all of those reasons are our own damned fault. :-(

    11. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      It's means it is.

      It's been nice proving you wrong.

    12. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly!

    13. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't call Republicans illiterate morons. At least not in text only, that's just doubly cruel. Say it verbally to their bitch traitor faces so they can maybe comprehend it someday.

    14. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      It is a lottery but you have to be rich enough to afford to buy a ticket. So you pay for price and then attend training, staying straight and being responsible for your actions, fail they keep the money and you do not fly, pass and you get to play lottery whilst staying in training, maybe not the first available flight or the next or well, it depends how many ticket buyers versus how many seats available when.

      Of course NASA should be commercialising space, space flights, orbiting hotels, and a Lunar escape, than Mars and of course the stars. Yes, that is exactly what should be happening. Not some mad war in space but the sound commercialising of access to space and even the stars beyond.

      Consider buying those tickers as a space tax, to pay for other seats, for those good enough to take their place amongst the stars, either be a rich passenger or really skilled and I would suggest start you space career early and show intent to NASA and become noticed at the earliest age possible to start you ride to the real stars. If you are too old, well sucks to be you but don't be a cunt and steal it from future generations because you are a miserable arse hole, I'll never get to fly but I still will promote it and when given the opportunity contribute to it in what ever way I can.

      NASA should be promoting peace in space as well as of course the commercialisation of access to space and the stars beyond.

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    15. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My God how pessimistic you are. Life is great. We need to spread it around.

      You hate humanity and especially Republican humanity. Well if we get into Mars or Venus you can hate humanity on an entirely new planet. How awesome would that be. Always look on the bright side of things.

      We need to explore space so we can spread hate and love (depending on how you are feeling that day) throughout the universe.

    16. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If NASA wants to promote spaceflight to the general public, how about also having a lottery to give one seat away? Pending someone being physically fit enough (and mentally stable enough -- don't need someone losing it in the middle of launch or in zero-G) to withstand it, of course. Also think of it this way: astronauts are highly trained physically for spaceflight. The data you'd gather from people closer to 'average' would be priceless.

      Like Fruitloops?

    17. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Megane · · Score: 1

      That's actually why this is a non-starter. On the other hand, I think it could work as a reality show, with local competitions to select the final contestants. They're also cheap to produce, so those who are saying profits should somehow fund NASA could have it right there. Right? Remember 'The Right Stuff'? That was almost a reality show right there!

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    18. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Continuing to fight wars over stupid shit like religion and old grudges no one even remembers the reason for
      Human trafficking and other instances of humans preying on other humans
      Bigotry, racism, sexism, and other 'hate crimes'
      Ignoring homelessness instead of solving the problem
      So-called 'free world' first-world countries who still have people going hungry
      Putting greed and lust for power ahead of human rights and civil rights
      Ignoring the fact that we're destroying our planet when we could have stopped human-caused climate change
      ..and so on, and so on, and so on.


      ..yeah, sure, we're just so fucking advanced and civilized.
      You're just another blind idiot, STFU and GTFO. Preferably kill yourself, you're more use to the world as fertilizer and carbon sequestration.

    19. Re:Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery? by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? Considering that most lottery winners report the same happiness levels 2 years after winning lottery (if in fact it hasn't ruined their lives), perhaps an ISS trip wouldn't be the worst way to actually spend your money.

  2. On what spacecraft? by Enigma2175 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Doesn't NASA need a spacecraft that can fly to the IIS before selling seats on it? They don't currently have vehicle that can go to the IIS. Are they selling seats on the SLS, which might get cancelled after spending billions? Or are they selling seats on the Soyuz, Dragon or Dreamliner, which they don't own?

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    1. Re:On what spacecraft? by DalM · · Score: 2

      "...which might get cancelled after spending billions?"

      This is NASA's insurance against that very thing.

    2. Re:On what spacecraft? by bblb · · Score: 1

      They pay the same for the launch regardless... if they have extra room to sell as payload, they can do whatever they want with it.

    3. Re:On what spacecraft? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Even if the SLS ever flies it's obviously not going to be used for ferrying people to the ISS, so selling seats it is. Though if it was actually profitable I bet SpaceX would pretty soon partner with Bigelow for a private space hotel or just launch something of their own, a single Falcon Heavy launch should suffice to launch a pretty big single module space station. Even though you'd probably run out of volume first in a LEO launch I'm sure there's a way to make some variation of a telescopic fishing rod or fold-out design without recreating Bigelow's inflatable technology. They'd have to sign a lot of customers though and probably at a cost of $10 million/head.

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    4. Re:On what spacecraft? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't NASA need a spacecraft that can fly to the IIS before selling seats on it? They don't currently have vehicle that can go to the IIS. Are they selling seats on the SLS, which might get cancelled after spending billions? Or are they selling seats on the Soyuz, Dragon or Dreamliner, which they don't own?

      It's all part of the new commercialization approach. Create idea for product, sell product, ?, profit.

      The Kickstarter campaign should be interesting.

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    5. Re:On what spacecraft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...which might get cancelled after spending billions?"

      This is NASA's insurance against that very thing.

      The SLS isn't even designed for visiting the space station, although it is supposed to be possible, it would be overkill.

      "NASA could charge millions of dollars for the rides on the spacecraft developed by Boeing and SpaceX to fly crews to the space station."

      Well there you go - the articled answers that.

  3. You can have any color you want free by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    But the Space Force patch for your uniform will still cost $2,000,000.

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    1. Re:You can have any color you want free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the Space Force patch for your uniform will still cost $2,000,000.

      I like this one. It should be free.

    2. Re: You can have any color you want free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That better be made of gold, silver, and platinum

    3. Re:You can have any color you want free by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      But the Space Force patch for your uniform will still cost $2,000,000.

      The USSSF had to cover Gary McKinnon's extradiction request somehow.

  4. Because it's worked so well in the past by cellocgw · · Score: 0

    Ya know, like sending Christa McAuliffe up on a Space Shuttle. WCPGW?

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    1. Re:Because it's worked so well in the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes she very violently found out whether there is an afterlife or not, courtesy of the US Government. They still find bits and pieces of her washing up on the beach in Florida sometimes.

    2. Re:Because it's worked so well in the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >WCPGW?

      IDKWTMBISKFYKB?

    3. Re:Because it's worked so well in the past by Crash+Dummy+Redux · · Score: 1

      Especially since Christa McAuliffe was supposed to have a phone call from President Reagan during his State of The Union speech to celebrate a teacher in space and the space shuttle's 25th launch. Never mind that NASA had a study that predicted a shuttle disaster as 1 in 25.

  5. Have to tax the winnings by DalM · · Score: 1

    The only issue with this (which would be awesome) is that the winning ticket would be taxed as winnings income. Given that the trip would be worth multiple millions of dollars in value, the winner would probably have to auction off the seat just to pay the tax.

    So a rich guy gets to go either way. BUT some random guy becomes a millionaire AND NASA gets funding for their science.

    WIN-WIN-WIN. Let's do it.

    1. Re:Have to tax the winnings by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Didn't mean to imply a lottery in the sense of 'you pay for a ticket'. Also I'm sure for something on the Federal level like this, we could come up with an exception to that tax anyway. ;-)

    2. Re:Have to tax the winnings by DalM · · Score: 1

      Pay for a Ticket Lotto actually makes sense. Every can purchase a raffle ticket for $10. NASA will no doubt sell a several million with a little bit of smart advertising and they will be able to fund a big portion of their launch -probably as much or more than they would get from selling a seat directly.

    3. Re: Have to tax the winnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly false given that NASA is a government agency. When NASA transparently routes funds to avoid taxation it is a public benefit. When you and I do that - well - donâ(TM)t try this at home.

    4. Re:Have to tax the winnings by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      When NASA is getting into the space tourism business, and possibly running lotteries, it is time to stop and ask some questions. Is this really something the government should be doing?

      Rather than branching out into new and weirder lines of business, perhaps we should consider leaving space tourism and launch services to private businesses, and refocus NASA on science and exploration. You know, those non-profitable things that deserve to be supported by the taxpayers.

    5. Re:Have to tax the winnings by DalM · · Score: 1

      NASA's business is doing science.
      They have a budget.
      If they can find clever ways to get more science funded with the budget they have they should.

      If that means selling seats or lotto tickets for seats on a glorified (and extremely dangerous) carnival ride to fund more science, then they should do that.

    6. Re:Have to tax the winnings by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      NASA's business is doing science.

      No. Only a tiny fraction of their budget is spent on science.

      If they can find clever ways to get more science funded with the budget they have they should.

      This is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what they do. Most of their budget is spent on bloated, wasteful, and politicized contracts for hardware that has nothing to do with "science".

      If you actually think the SLS has any hope of generating "profits" that can be redirected to planetary science, you are completely delusional.

    7. Re:Have to tax the winnings by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      NASA will no doubt sell a several million with a little bit of smart advertising

      Fun fact, NASA cannot by law "advertise". They can educate, but not advertise.

    8. Re:Have to tax the winnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only issue with this (which would be awesome) is that the winning ticket would be taxed as winnings income. Given that the trip would be worth multiple millions of dollars in value, the winner would probably have to auction off the seat just to pay the tax.

      Not necessarily. You could file your tax returns, simply not pay because you can't, wait the minimum period of time after the tax debt is filed by the IRS, which is around 240 days or so at a quick Google search, and then declare Chapter 7 bankruptcy to have the debt discharged. Small price to pay for the trip of a lifetime, especially if you win in your twenties. Donald Trump himself has been bankrupt several times. Bankruptcy is a tool and should be seen as such. The corporations and rich individuals use it, why not us?

    9. Re:Have to tax the winnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When NASA is getting into the space tourism business, and possibly running lotteries, it is time to stop and ask some questions. Is this really something the government should be doing?

      The use of lotteries to fund government projects has a long and distinguished history in the United States. No less a person than George Washington himself setup and participated in lotteries to fund public works projects. If holding a lottery to fund a government project was not beneath George Washington then it's certainly not beneath NASA or we the people.

  6. your tax dollar at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    i'm glad we gained insight into the respiratory cycle of frogs in 0 G though

  7. Why would I ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... buy a seat?

    I sure as hell ain't taking it home with me and you can bet yer ass I'm not gonna ride in it.

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  8. Space Force, Inc. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    NASA has to sound corporate-ish to make the current administration happy, or at least less grumpy. I expect the walls of ISS to be full of spam posters soon: "In space, everyone can hear how great GEICO is".

    Ridicule aside, perhaps the commercial angle can be made to work, but it also has the potential to go sour as profits and science may have to fight over the same "space".

    1. Re:Space Force, Inc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny that you would use GEICO (Government Employee's Insurance Company) as your example...

    2. Re:Space Force, Inc. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      GEICO has branched out beyond just gov't employees. They are more than 80 years old. I picked them as an example because they have a reputation for advertising heavily; the new "Spam".

  9. No. by rsilvergun · · Score: 1, Insightful

    it will end up being subsidized with taxpayer dollars for billionaire jaunts. Just like all those airports in the middle of nowhere that just happen to be next to some rich donor's summer villa.

    Give me universal healthcare, a living minimum wage and a jobs guarantee and we'll talk about your subsidized rides to space. Until then no more free money for billionaires' hobbies.

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  10. This is sad. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Due to the constant under-budgeting by congress, NASA has been reduced to offering carnival rides for the rich. NASA is supposed to be about science. This is shameful and reflects poorly upon our nation.

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    1. Re:This is sad. by rkordmaa · · Score: 1

      If the carnival ride pays for science, what's wrong with it? Regardless of public funding being sufficient or not, extra revenue to fund the science is always a good thing.

    2. Re:This is sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is shameful and reflects poorly upon our nation.

      Kind of like how we can't even send anyone into space anymore, even after spending years and billions of dollars on two different launch systems?

  11. Re: Want to widen it's appeal? How about a lottery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well maybe they could launch on time. Astronauts can wait a week between launches but not the public. Imagine what a weeks worth of dehydrated vegetables and meats would taste like

  12. Lag time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear the waiting times for your shuttle are immense!
    Don't forget the several months fitness regime they put you in, just for a damn several hour flight!
    Absolute rip-off ticket prices as well.
    No deal.
    I'll take the bus.

  13. It's past time by bblb · · Score: 1

    It's well past time for NASA to make efforts to move their public image into a more prominent and popular role. They're constantly under budgeted largely because the general public really doesn't know or care much about them or what they do. The best way to change that is through publicity or a new cold war/space race... Selling seats certainly seems like a preferable alternative to a sputnik redux.

  14. No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Give me tech and research to get to Mars, to produce food efficiently and to learn how to cure disease - even if billionaires fully pay their way (with a healthy 2-1 ROI bill).
    Until then no more free handouts to people demanding jobs, free healthcare and then mandated wages because they're speshul snowflakes and deserve everything because they were born on earth - and not say wildlife, wilderness untouched by human scum who don't want to learn, don't want to work but happily want to wear the latest Nikes and eat the latest pringles.

    1. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shaddap Republican moron, no retarded flatfoots in the Space Force. Blow.

    2. Re:No! by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I suggest you go through CGP Grey's Humans Need Not Apply. We will need free healthcare and free handouts because people will become not just unemployed, but unemployable.

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  15. hunh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this makes no sense at all. NASA has no seats to sell. They don't have any ships that can fly to space.
    How would re-selling seats on Space-X launches possibly be a profitable exercise? Space-X can and probably will sell seats directly themselves.

  16. Good, NASA needs some independence by DanDD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If NASA is to survive as the ensuing space age develops, they'll have to become independent from the erratic whims of Congress. I'm not sure that's possible, but I can't fault them for trying.

    Unless NASA sells their interest in the ISS to a private entity, anything launched from the US and authorized to dock to the ISS will be a NASA flight. It might be contracted from Boeing or SpaceX, but it will be NASA coordinated and controlled in cooperation with the Russian and EU partners. Thus, if NASA does sell seats to ISS, it will almost certainly not depend on SLS.

    Spaceflight will always be risky, and there will be failures. The recent Russian Soyuz launch failure highlights this, and ironically, is positive publicity for good engineering. The Soyuz rocket blew up, but the Soyuz capsule returned safely, along with the crew. The SpaceX Crewed Dragon Capsule and Boeing CST-100 Starliner will have similar launch abort systems and good survival capability. A lot of unfortunate lessons were learned from the shuttle program, and comparisons of a well engineered capsule or Dreamchaser-type system to the shuttle are unwarranted.

    So far the most promising commercial space venture to replace or compete with the ISS seems to be Bigelow Aerospace and their commercial space station. Their BA 2100 expandable module is truly massive, and interestingly seems to fit with launch capabilities of the SpaceX BFR rocket, as well as the SLS, it it gets built.

    I can't see NASA ever owning launch capability to compete with the likes of SpaceX or Blue Origin, but I can see them owning and controlling destinations in Earth orbit. For commercial operations NASA may evolve into, or merge with the likes of the FAA for safety and regulatory oversight.

    Things will get really interesting when commercial space operations can leave all that behind and stake their claims in on the Moon and in lunar orbit, and of course, on Mars. I don't think NASA will be in the drivers seat by then. They've been hobbled by Congress for far too long and were never designed to be a commercially competitive entity.

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  17. The reality is by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    NASA's budget 2018: ~$20B
    DoD budget 2018: ~$600B

    Once the crowing achievement of the US, is now under consideration to be little more than an expensive bus ride for the wealthy as a means to generate income.
    I'm surprised NASA hasn't resorted to a bake sale for fundraising :|

    Though I suppose if their budget keeps getting slashed, they may ultimately resort to such a thing.

    Astronaut cookies anyone ?

    1. Re:The reality is by sexconker · · Score: 1

      They already do that. Astronaut ice cream is their most popular item.

    2. Re:The reality is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NASA's budget 2018: ~$20B
      DoD budget 2018: ~$600B

      Federal pensions and health care are both even larger than the DoD budget. It really puts things in perspective.
      I do think NASA should be a larger slice of the pie, but the fact is that most American's really don't give a shit about NASA, and probably think that $20B should be directed into things they care about.

  18. This would be an embarrassment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its something the Russians would have to do. Not us.

  19. Run it as a lottery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the condition that you have to be able to survive a two way trip even if you do win.

    As with all lottery scams their net income will be far higher than if they just sold seats.

  20. Wonder if they'll use same classes as air travel? by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 0

    If they use the same class divisions as they do for conventional air travel, it will allow everyone access to space. They'll have first-class seats that will be padded, with all the amenities, and go for 20 million dollars a pop.

    They'll have business class, which will cost between 350,000 and 5 million dollars per ticket, but you'll have to bring your own pillow, blanket, space suit, and acceleration chair. Hope you can find ultra-light-weight ones, because each additional pound costs 32,000 dollars. Oh, also, there's no bathrooms provided for you, nor water, nor heat, nor radiation shielding, so you'll have to bring your own one of each of those, too. BUT at least, they'll get to ride INSIDE the spacecraft.

    The class below that, Economy-Plus Class, which will sell tickets for between 800 and 13,000 dollars each, is a far cheaper option, blending affordability with the barest of essentials: thrust.

    Using Economy-Plus Class tickets consist of being allowed to hold onto a 100-foot-long, carbon-fiber and stainless steel braided, heat-resistant tether, and cling to it below the rocket as it heads to orbit. Like with business class, you will need to bring everything you might need or want to have for yourself, and again, it's 32,000 per pound, but Economy Plus Class does not provide a standard courtesy weight included in the cost of the ticket, so if you weigh 100 pounds on Earth, that's 3.2 million dollars that will have to be paid for, as a weight surcharge, before counting your space suit, etc.

    If you buy a century in advance, it only costs 800 dollars, which is how you can get one for that low a price. One ticket per customer, only, however, and of course, they're neither transferable nor upgradeable. A 150% cancellation fee applies, so if you've decided after buying the ticket that you'd rather not go, just don't show up. Bear in mind, of course, that as the rocket climbs, all the people hanging from the tethers are going to be bathed in rocket exhaust, which basically means they're going to end up feeling a bit like marshmallows being toasted over a campfire, upside down, but instead of a campfire, it's an acetylene torch. Still beats flying coach though...

    Speaking of which, there's one class even cheaper than Econ+, which is of course, the aforementioned venerable old "Coach" Class. In coach, the tickets only cost $0.99 each. You may wonder how it's so cheap for them. Well... Flying to the stars in Coach Class consists of showing up to the launchpad on the day of the flight, and lining up facing the rocket. Then they show you a picture of the rocket in flight, and slowly raise the picture higher and higher in front of the passengers while making roaring and whooshing noises. Then, as the picture of the flying rocket gets about as high up as the guy holding the picture can hold it, someone steps up behind each of the passengers and simultaneously shoots them all in the back of the head.

    Then they dump the corpses into a mass grave. The $0.99 ticket price covers the cost of the bullet, and amortizes a portion of the costs of the gun, the steam-shovel, and digging the giant pit for the grave, of course. Religious services, if desired or required, will have to be arranged and paid for beforehand. (NASA's not running a charity, after all.)

    In other words, it would be pretty close to exactly like flying coach class on an airplane, but without the long wait at the end to retrieve your baggage from the carousel.

    Upon reflection, it occurs to me that if you're flying Economy Plus, you're really going to fare just about as well as the folks in Coach, and you're paying a LOT more for it, so you're really just squandering your money.
     

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  21. Re:Wonder if they'll use same classes as air trave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's one giant wall of text for mankind.

  22. Re:Wonder if they'll use same classes as air trave by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

    I know they say ‘brevity is the sole of wit,’ but unfortunately, brevity does not come easily for me. I wax laconic for several hours a day, typically... when I’m asleep. The rest of the time, I tend to the verbose. Speaking of which, though, it’s about time I went and waxed laconic for several hours.

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    Our reign has gone on long enough. Indeed. Summon the meteors.