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Alexa Gets Hooked Up To a Singing Fish Toy, and Mocked By Jimmy Kimmel (mashable.com)

An anonymous reader writes: An updated version of the singing "Big Mouth Billy Bass" plastic fish toy now speaks (with synchronized lip movements) with the voice of Alexa. "Your humdrum life will be totally uprooted because you hung a talking fish on your wall," jokes Fast Company. "Just imagine setting an alarm and being woken up by a Big Mouth Billy Bass dancing and flopping around while it sings to you," adds Mashable.

But more than half the device's 100 reviews from Amazon customer's award it just one star (with another 15% awarding two stars). "The programming on these fish are awful," wrote one reviewer, complaining that the sound continues coming from the Echo device (rather than through the fish's speaker), and when it does actualy sync to the music, "the tail flaps and head movements are off-beat and look terrible."

Meanwhile, late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel recently staged a skit with a carolling "choir" of Amazon's smart speakers dressed in Christmas sweaters and caps — a skit which ends with the devices producing a horrific cacophony that Kimmel was unable stop. Kimmel then instructs a stagehand to bring the choir of singing Alexa units "to the ocean, and dump it in."

18 comments

  1. Kimmel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Is Jimmy Kimmel still pretending that his retarded gay baby makes up for years of exploiting and raping women on The Man Show?

    1. Re:Kimmel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bring back girls on trampolines!

    2. Re: Kimmel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Admit it you miss the juggy girls too.

      At least the old Kimmel did not have Chuck Schumer working the puppet strings.

    3. Re:Kimmel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      A gay retarded baby is several levels better than anything Jimmy Kimmel has ever done.

  2. Still easier to understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is still easier to understand and to follow than Big Mouth creimy Bass in any of his videos.

  3. "Mocked By Jimmy Kimmel" by msauve · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Mocked By Jimmy Kimmel..."

    So, badge of honor.

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    1. Re:"Mocked By Jimmy Kimmel" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      It really is - it's amazing he didn't break down into tears or blackface as usual.

    2. Re:"Mocked By Jimmy Kimmel" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      The idiot mocked Trump supporters as meth addicts.
      An idiot aligned with leftist politics which is currently in a pro-drug wave and filled with potheads,
      making fun of drugs and drug addicts of all things. I can't fathom how stupid as fuck this man can be.
      I wonder whether he would hang himself if he found out that the racial statistics behind meth use have switched since 10 years ago or such from white trash using it to blacks moving from crack to meth by a good portion. The fact that meth was also associated with gay white and gay black men in the beginnings also doesn't bode well for this idiot making fun of it.

    3. Re:"Mocked By Jimmy Kimmel" by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The idiot mocked Trump supporters as meth addicts.

      Aww, feelings hurt much?

      I wonder whether he would hang himself if he found out that the racial statistics behind meth use have switched since 10 years ago or such from white trash using it to blacks moving from crack to meth by a good portion.

      Could you provide a citation for that? All the available data seems to state the opposite, but everything I can find is pretty old. samhsa.gov seems to be designed to hide information on this subject, they have a quick link to data on cocaine and opioids but not meth. (They also require javascript even though their site appears to do nothing which requires it...)

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  4. Wait, people still watch TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zoomers just watch anime torrents between extreme Fortnite binges as far as I can tell. Pretty sure TV is on the way out...

  5. Jimmy Kimmel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Is he still on the air? Jeez, next thing you'll tell me Ellen still is too.

  6. I want a gun for Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A single action revolver.

    1. Re:I want a gun for Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many bullets?

    2. Re:I want a gun for Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 and one more in the pocket.

  7. When they have a low battery they sound cool! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    When they have a low battery they sound cool!

  8. Jimmy Kimmel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    the guy who liked to objectify women but is now a new found hardline-left liberal?

    yeah, we really give a fuck what he thinks about anything.

    he'd probably eat his own shit if he thought it would keep him in the spotlight.

  9. unsubscribe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unsubscribe

  10. Jimmy Kimmel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the guy that cries over lions in a country that murders farmers for being white?