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Microsoft's Emergency Internet Explorer Patch Renders Some Lenovo Laptops Unbootable (betanews.com)

Earlier this month, Microsoft issued an emergency patch for Internet Explorer to fix a zero-day vulnerability in the web browser. The problem affects versions of Internet Explorer from 9 to 11 across multiple versions of Windows, but it seems that the patch has been causing problems for many people. Specifically, people with some Lenovo laptop have found that after installing the KB4467691 patch they are unable to start Windows, reports BetaNews.

165 comments

  1. Ahahahaha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is all.

    1. Re:Ahahahaha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apple bricks yer phone, MS bricks yer PC... Happy Linux New Year!

    2. Re: Ahahahaha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, that really does make them more secure.

  2. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If an OS stops booting because of a web browser then you know it's built on shit coding practices.

    1. Re:WTF by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, while I agree Microsoft probably weaved bits of IE deep into the OS go gain unfair advantages over competing browsers, the issue in question might also run deeper than the browser. For instance, they might have modified or extended a kernel API call to truly secure whatever runs on top of the kernel. So they might have patched the browser and the kernel to fix the issue, and fucked up the kernel bit of the patch.

      The real issue is that Microsoft views their users are computer idiots (with some reason) and bundles OS and application layer diffs in one single patch, and you don't really know what a Microsoft patch does or modifies.

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    2. Re:WTF by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If an OS stops booting because of a web browser then you know it's built on shit coding practices.

      That depends on your objectives. If you want a system to be secure and robust, then it is shitty practice. If you want to maximize profit based on customer lock-in to a complex integrated monolithic system, it is good practice.

      Microsoft made $110B in profit during the last fiscal year. That is up 14% on a year earlier, and a record high.

    3. Re: WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if it never gets fixed?

    4. Re: WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I guess the kernel is permanently broken

    5. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If an OS stops booting because of a web browser then you know it's built on shit coding practices.

      This update is exceptionally bizarre. The description:

      "A remote code execution vulnerability exists in the way that the scripting engine handles objects in memory in Internet Explorer. The vulnerability could corrupt memory in such a way that an attacker could execute arbitrary code in the context of the current user. An attacker who successfully exploited the vulnerability could gain the same user rights as the current user.

      The security update addresses the vulnerability by modifying how the scripting engine handles objects in memory. "

      And now exerts from published list of known issues with the update:

      "After installing this update on Windows Server 2016, instant search in Microsoft Outlook clients fail with the error, "Outlook cannot perform the search".

      The workaround is sfc /scannow
      --

      "After installing KB4467684, the cluster service may fail to start with the error âoe2245 (NERR_PasswordTooShort)â if the Group Policy âoeMinimum Password Lengthâ is configured with greater than 14 characters."

      The workaround is setting domain default "Minimum Password Length" policy to less than or equal to 14 characters.
      --

      "After installing KB4467691, Windows may fail to startup on certain Lenovo laptops that have less than 8 GB of RAM."

      The workaround is to disable secure boot!
      --

    6. Re:WTF by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      It sounds good, but what is actually locked in by it? You can't use the browser on other platforms anyway, so having OS hooks doesn't do shit to assist lock-in.

      If you're so attached to one browser that you've locked yourself to it, that affects you the same regardless of how it is implemented.

    7. Re:WTF by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If an OS stops booting because of a web browser then you know it's built on shit coding practices.

      To be fair, we don't know what went wrong. As in, it's entirely possible that the patch itself was built incorrectly and includes files required for the operating system, incorrectly.

      Also, someone down-stream indicated that MS' report indicates it involves SecureBoot, which I believe signs some things. It's possible an IE file was signed as required-to-never-change and just did, or something similar. I'm not fluent with SecureBoot, but my point is that folks are jumping to conclusions that aren't (yet) merited, dumb as the outcome is.

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    8. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably just a conflict between working internet explorer code and spyware shit put on by lenovo.

    9. Re:WTF by slashmydots · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're way off base here. What's the difference between Lenovo laptops and other laptops? OH YEAH. Preinstalled garbage software that run as services. That is obviously what broke. And trust me, from experience, I can assure you Lenovo's trash software is unstable, badly-designed garbage.

    10. Re: WTF by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Microsoft is " fixing " more than what they say they are.

      The real question is, while they say they are doing X, what else are they doing under the hood that they don't bother to say anything about.

    11. Re:WTF by no-body · · Score: 1

      Looks to me also that on bootup the OS calls home maybe to check for updates, but what else is going on during that process maybe a black box. In any case, it seems to take it's time on bootup with disk defragged... Possibly unplugging the network cable before turning it on seems to make it quicker, but this can be imagination....

    12. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT IS REVENUE NOT PROFIT YOU fuckin stupid WITH NUMBERS !!!

    13. Re: WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Install Lenovo overclocking virtual eprom. Hackers even add the high end ROM. Mostly this makes your system bootable through safe mode as you choose to enable/disable options during boot. Normally this is supposed to work anyway but Lenovo chipsets are cheap and donâ(TM)t respond to queries during boot

    14. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, and this could not even be possible as the browser was not part of OS anymore. Or at least MS was ordered to separate it from OS by court order.

    15. Re:WTF by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The real issue is that Microsoft views their users are computer idiots

      Considering this only happens to Lenovo laptops can you really blame them?

    16. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably you agree then, that systemd is a shit system?

      Not exactly a surprising, influential or revolutionary opinion you are sharing there Slim. Do you want a gold star?

  3. WINDOWS is not bootable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Stating a device is not bootable is far different than stating that an operating system is not bootable. The headline alone implies that a Windows update bricked laptops, which isn't true at all.

    1. Re: WINDOWS is not bootable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      laptops made in China are currently unbootable with the patch and are likely to continue to have this problem. I do not really care about this since my computing devices are all custom made in the US of A. I noticed the patch introduced a memory leak which may cause a number of users to go to Linux if they cannot at least boot and open browsers (predictable). Of course I only use laptops to browse thu inner tubes most of them are not for gaming. I just game with my hitachi and any peripherals it comes with

    2. Re: WINDOWS is not bootable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      90+ of components in your 'custom-made' devices are of Chinese origin.

    3. Re: WINDOWS is not bootable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      %...

    4. Re: WINDOWS is not bootable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is very true. I have seen this. If you look at a completed system with all interrogations and utilities present it is much easier to evaluate the danger of a hack than if the components are all sitting on a workbench in front of you. It is sad but true, and literally so

  4. Laptop is bootable, Windows is not... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remove Windows, install real OS. Problem solved.

    1. Re: Laptop is bootable, Windows is not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You'll have to disable secure boot...oh wait that's the fix for this whole thing. So just disable it and Windows boots again.

    2. Re: Laptop is bootable, Windows is not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is disabled. I have a custom version of defender me and some school chums built.

    3. Re:Laptop is bootable, Windows is not... by nuckfuts · · Score: 0

      Seriously? This gets modded +5 insightful?

      This "delete Windows to fix problem" trope is old, tired, and predictable as hell on Slashdot.

    4. Re:Laptop is bootable, Windows is not... by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      This "delete Windows to fix problem" trope is old, tired, and predictable as hell on Slashdot.

      It's good advice just never goes stale; like, "don't drive drunk," or "fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

    5. Re:Laptop is bootable, Windows is not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fool me once, shame on you.

      Fool me twice... never gonna run Windows again.

    6. Re:Laptop is bootable, Windows is not... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Which real OS are you talking about? I hope not Linux since the last time we got a story like this it was the latest Linux kernel making Lenovo laptops unbootable due to a UEFI bug.

    7. Re: Laptop is bootable, Windows is not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think the take away should be " don't use Lenovo"

  5. Typical MS QA by GerryGilmore · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Here! Here's a badly needed security patch for a we browser. Oh - your computer won't boot even to the OS level? Sucks to be you." I've been MS-free for about 15 years now, migrated a bunch of friends and family to Linux and we just couldn't be happier.

    1. Re:Typical MS QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What could be more secure than an OS that won't boot?

    2. Re:Typical MS QA by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The fact that an IE patch made Lenovo and only Lenovo laptops unbootable says more about Lenovo than about Microsoft.

      I mean sure MS's Quality control would be a running joke if they ever got it running, but give credit where credit is due. This isn't the first time Lenovo laptops became unbootable for some irrelevant OS update. Remember when a Linux kernel update actually managed to properly brick Lenovo devices? I do.

  6. Where is the separation of functionality ? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I could understand if a patch to MS-IE were to make IE not work with some hardware configuration ... but why should this stop a machine from booting ? This was a security issue ... it appears that MS has code spanning user & kernel space and, what should be, a user space fix is partly in the kernel. Presumably this is to try to squeeze a bit of performance, but all that it does is to produce fragile systems.

    Separation of different code modules that do different things is one of the really basic concepts in programming, it appears that this does not happen at MS. Why not ? What on earth are these guys smoking ? (Cue the MS apologists who will burble some sorts of excuse.)

    1. Re:Where is the separation of functionality ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vendors customize the OS install to fit their hardware + install vendor crap.

      Update does not work on some Lenovos, but works on other hardware from other vendors.

      Better question: what the hell is Lenovo bundling with their default OS installs?

    2. Re:Where is the separation of functionality ? by KingMotley · · Score: 4, Informative

      From what I understand, the issue is that some lenovo laptops were configured with 4GB of ram, and secure boot enabled. Unfortunately the IE fix triggered a bug in the secure boot code where it couldn't validate the entirety of the windows executables. It had really nothing to do with the IE fix other than it made the executable larger than before. Any change to any executable would have triggered the same effect.

      But that is just what I've heard with very little actual technical information. For example the issue didn't affect lenovo laptops with 8GB of RAM or more, or had secure boot disabled. Likely there is a third piece missing that has some custom lenovo driver or BIOS issue that is also "buggy".

    3. Re:Where is the separation of functionality ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I understand, the issue is that some lenovo laptops were configured with 4GB of ram, and secure boot enabled. Unfortunately the IE fix triggered a bug in the secure boot code where it couldn't validate the entirety of the windows executables. It had really nothing to do with the IE fix other than it made the executable larger than before.

      Secure boot is a bios checking the bootloader afaik. I'm not entirely sure it should ever go beyond that. Shouldn't it be the responsibility of the windows bootloader to then check anything else?

      It just seems that the windows bootloader, or at least the set of things the bios checks should be changed fairly rarely. An emergency patch for internet explorer should not change the bootloader. Of course some of this crap lately is liable to be updating CPU microcode, which is presumably a very early loading update to the CPU. I'm not sure how the amount of memory matters though. A cryptographic check doesn't consume that much.

      It almost sounds more like a shitty BIOS than a microsoft issue. Basically if you need more than 4GB of ram to properly execute a bios feature, then well the bios is garbage.

    4. Re:Where is the separation of functionality ? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Lenovo decided separation of functionality was something that only Linux users needed and decided to depend on IE in order for the OS to boot.

  7. Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being dang by raymorris · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Another demonstration of the fact, which Microsoft's execs testified to under oath, that IE hooks into the operating system in ways that other browsers do not. This makes security issues in IE more dangerous.

    A bug in Chrome, or even randomly deleting Chrome files, doesn't make Windows unable to boot. No Firefox bug can ever make the system unbootable. Trying to fix IE makes the system unable to boot, because IE has its claws sunk into the operating system.

    Therefore security issues in IE are more likely to affect the underlying operating system. Whenever I mention that on Slashdot, people agrue, saying I'm wrong. But here we see that trying to fix a security issue in IE makes the OS unbootable - IE security is tied into the OS. That's one more reason to avoid using Microsoft's browser.

  8. Because Microsoft tied IE directly into the OS by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    so they could skirt around European anti-trust rules that said they couldn't bundle a competitive product with an unrelated product (since that would be an abuse of their defacto OS monopoly). This way they could go to the EU and say "See, it's not that we're bundling IE with Windows in order to leverage our monopoly and break open Internet standards, it's just every so crucial to our OS". Worked too. The downside is everytime IE breaks it takes everything with it.

    Take a bad engineering decision by Microsoft and you'll almost always fine evil, and not incompetence, at the heart of it.

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    1. Re: Because Microsoft tied IE directly into the OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not evil but perhaps the side effects were not investigated enough

  9. Microsoft: No one is managing well? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that Microsoft's top management is utterly incompetent.

    Microsoft: No one is managing well?

    1. Re:Microsoft: No one is managing well? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why? Because Lenovo firmware is a shitshow that broke with the November security update which would also be installed by the cumulative update in this emergency release for IE?

    2. Re: Microsoft: No one is managing well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love how you are the only person on this thread to cheerlead Microsoft. LUL. That says a lot.

      Everyone else is skeptical. But you, you take them at their word 100%. Why?

  10. Well I guess itâ(TM)s not hackable anymore by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    then again you could get the same level of security by repeatedly hitting it with a sledge hammer.

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  11. Re: Well I guess itâ(TM)s not hackable anymor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah :/

  12. Plot reveal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoilers: it turns out that Microsoft has adopted systemd!

  13. Bad design indicates insufficient management. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "IE has its claws sunk into the operating system.

    Therefore security issues in IE are more likely to affect the underlying operating system."


    That seems correct to me. It seems that everywhere we look, we find that Microsoft is managed poorly.

    1. Re:Bad design indicates insufficient management. by fustakrakich · · Score: 3, Funny

      It seems that everywhere we look, we find that Microsoft is managed poorly.

      You check the bottom line?

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    2. Re:Bad design indicates insufficient management. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I disagree. It's more likely that some Lenovo crapware had it's hooks into Windows AND IE and when Microsoft fixed the issue, the Lenovo crapware broke the system. Let's not forget Superfish....

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfish#Lenovo_security_incident

    3. Re: Bad design indicates insufficient management. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      THIS!!!! It sounds like some firmware code is trying to use an I.E. dll and it's silently failing. Likely one that opens up a backdoor.

      I guess I can't laugh to hard since I have a T420, of course it's also running haiku

    4. Re: Bad design indicates insufficient management. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, now imagine how much better it would be if Windows weren't so bad that 70% of the world steals it...
      I mean, we're going to have to keep troubleshooting it so it isn't worth the money. And even if you did pay good luck getting support from MS without paying more.

    5. Re:Bad design indicates insufficient management. by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I disagree. It's more likely that some Lenovo crapware had it's hooks into Windows AND IE and when Microsoft fixed the issue, the Lenovo crapware broke the system. Let's not forget Superfish....

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      While not likely to be superfish, this problem has been seen in the wild. I recall we had a bunch of Lenovo machines that were unbootable beyond a certain release of Windows 10 and it was one of the Lenovo "Platform Manager" software things causing it. Uninstalling it made it all work fine.

      I'm not sure what Microsoft added, but it seems for Windows 10, Microsoft made a bunch of interfaces standard so what needed software utilities before is now completely handled by Windows 10 itself. Things like the software overlays that draw the volume bar if you press volume up/down, or backlight/contrast sliders and such are no longer done by software utilities, but by the OS itself.

    6. Re: Bad design indicates insufficient management. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You run Haiku natively? Wow. That's... wow. I played around with BeOS back in the day, and I played around with Haiku in a VM for a bit, but I never found a real use for it.

    7. Re:Bad design indicates insufficient management. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's more likely the problem and why I hate Lenovo. Everyone thinks it's IBM and it hasn't been IBM in years. Their driver's have been very quirky and buggy. I imagine they have their own hook in the drivers causing this problem.

  14. Re: Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I agrue with you.

  15. Typical MS canned response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'd tell you to... run their antivirus, reboot 5 times, remove all custom installed software, clean your cookies, change your mouse driver, then when you're about to scream... reinstall windows. You'd have better tech support from answering the phone... "This is windows calling, your computer have virus"

  16. I just don't understand how that's possible by arcctgx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So according to https://support.microsoft.com/... it's:

    1. Vendor-specific (Lenovo only)
    2. Dependent on the amount of memory (systems with less than 8 GB of RAM are affected)
    3. Somehow related to Secure Boot (disabling Secure Boot is listed as a workaround)

    And all the trouble is caused by patching a web browser (however deeply integrated with the operating system)? What the hell?

    1. Re:I just don't understand how that's possible by jittles · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So according to https://support.microsoft.com/... it's:

      1. Vendor-specific (Lenovo only) 2. Dependent on the amount of memory (systems with less than 8 GB of RAM are affected) 3. Somehow related to Secure Boot (disabling Secure Boot is listed as a workaround)

      And all the trouble is caused by patching a web browser (however deeply integrated with the operating system)? What the hell?

      I work with a lot of these companies and Lenovo is, in my experience (and opinion), the only consumer grade manufacturer that takes security issues seriously. I would not be surprised if Lenovo was the only manufacturer shipping Windows 10 systems with 4GB of RAM and Secure Boot enabled.

    2. Re: I just don't understand how that's possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does Microsoft expect a user to adopt IE if they cannot run it without buying some other unimaginable app? I have never had secure boot enabled and I have this problem. Always have this problem. Always. Always

    3. Re:I just don't understand how that's possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all the trouble is caused by patching a web browser (however deeply integrated with the operating system)? What the hell?

      Remember this is Lenovo here, the company that not once but twice has been caught putting backdoors and root kits for Windows into their BIOS to be installed directly into the OS at the UEFI level.

      https://www.techworm.net/2015/08/lenovo-pcs-and-laptops-seem-to-have-a-bios-level-backdoor.html

      It's highly likely one of their BIOS rootkits is trying to patch the OS and IE, while breaking compatibility with another BIOS rootkit to fake out the secure boot signature checks, causing a boot failure for not being a properly signed Microsoft boot loader.

      This is the same company with the BIOS code that refuses to boot an OS when it is unable to overwrite an executable in the windows system32 folder on the boot volume, such that you can't boot Linux on their Y40 and Y80 series of laptops at all, even with secure boot disabled.

      It's highly likely everything is working technically like it should be working. Secure boot noticed Windows being tampered with and modified directly in memory and Windows refused to continue the boot process into a trojaned OS.

    4. Re:I just don't understand how that's possible by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      i don't have much experience in this, but in theory what it could be happening is:

      1) there's an out ot bounds bug or buffer overflow in IE
      2) the exact portion of the memory being addressed contains code used by Lenovo
      3) Disabling secure boot may disable that code, thus making the problem not reproducible any more.

    5. Re:I just don't understand how that's possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the point of secure boot if it can simply be disabled?

    6. Re:I just don't understand how that's possible by tepples · · Score: 1

      As I imagine it: The owner of a computing device, such as an employer, can use Secure Boot to lock out people who have momentary physical access to a machine without ownership, such as employees, from using unapproved operating system software.

    7. Re:I just don't understand how that's possible by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I would not be surprised if Lenovo was the only manufacturer shipping Windows 10 systems with 4GB of RAM and Secure Boot enabled.

      Part of Microsoft "Designed for Windows" certification requires OEMs to ship their windows computers with Secure Boot enabled by default, and a switch for disabling it to be present in the BIOS.

      Be surprised. Be very surprised.

      Posted from a computer with 4GB of RAM and Secure Boot on which boots just fine.

      Now while Lenovo may be the only company to "take security seriously" they are also the only company who couldn't code a Hello World example without including some system breaking bug. A company that has been in trouble with Microsoft updates before, who embedded firmware in their devices which called home, and a company where enabling Thunderbolt while running Linux caused their computer to be bricked (very secure a computer that can't even get to the BIOS screen), or installing Linux Kernel 4.13 caused the Lenovo BIOS to become read only (also great for security).

      Fuck Lenovo and their piece of shit software / firmware.

    8. Re:I just don't understand how that's possible by jittles · · Score: 1

      I would not be surprised if Lenovo was the only manufacturer shipping Windows 10 systems with 4GB of RAM and Secure Boot enabled.

      Part of Microsoft "Designed for Windows" certification requires OEMs to ship their windows computers with Secure Boot enabled by default, and a switch for disabling it to be present in the BIOS.

      Ah, yes. I forgot that has been a requirement since Windows 8. My relationship with Lenovo does not deal with Windows requirements.

      Now while Lenovo may be the only company to "take security seriously" they are also the only company who couldn't code a Hello World example without including some system breaking bug. A company that has been in trouble with Microsoft updates before, who embedded firmware in their devices which called home, and a company where enabling Thunderbolt while running Linux caused their computer to be bricked (very secure a computer that can't even get to the BIOS screen), or installing Linux Kernel 4.13 caused the Lenovo BIOS to become read only (also great for security).

      Fuck Lenovo and their piece of shit software / firmware.

      I don’t ever see Lenovo code, I supply code to them for a hardware component that exists on most desktops, tablets, phones, laptops, and servers. If I deliver insecure code then Lenovo asks for patches for far more generations than any other manufacturer*. They license the code, though, so I can’t tell what they do with it after they get the fix. I don’t own any Lenovo products so I don’t track how long it takes for them to push fixes to their customers.

      Lenovo is sending me some hardware this week for a project I am working on. I’ll pull the firmware off the board and see if I can detect anything unusual in their firmware.

      *Other manufacturers are equally diligent for enterprise products. I can tell by the requests they make to me whether they are intending to patch an enterprise or a consumer product.

    9. Re: I just don't understand how that's possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh so the truth comes out. You are cheer leading Lenovo because they give you free hardware and pay your bills.

      I was wondering why you posted "only consumer manufacturer to take security seriously"

      What a load a shit.

    10. Re: I just don't understand how that's possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Linux.

    11. Re: I just don't understand how that's possible by tepples · · Score: 1

      Correct. In theory, an employer can use Secure Boot to allow only the employer's GNU/Linux distribution and lock out unlicensed copies of Windows.

    12. Re: I just don't understand how that's possible by jittles · · Score: 1

      Ahhh so the truth comes out. You are cheer leading Lenovo because they give you free hardware and pay your bills.

      I was wondering why you posted "only consumer manufacturer to take security seriously"

      What a load a shit.

      Lenovo does not pay my bills. They do not send me free hardware. Sometimes I need access to a customer's hardware to do specific work, that is not uncommon. That does not mean the hardware was A) free or that B) I get to keep it. And I work with other brands also. Some you've probably never heard of, and others that you know quite well. Did I not say that I work with many of these companies? Did I not say that it was my opinion? And I stand by what I said. I also indicated that they are NOT any more diligent when it comes to enterprise security. How much more clear do I need to be? Give me a break. And I think it's pretty clear from my post history that I have historically owned Apple computers, though my recent posts show that I am not exactly satisfied with hardware and software quality at Apple these days.

  17. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by Aighearach · · Score: 2

    Because when MS said that shit during their anti-trust trial, people didn't believe them.

    People thought they just added some hooks that didn't do anything, so that they could say it. They didn't think they really believed it was a good idea, or that they were going to not only do it for real but still be doing it twenty years later.

  18. Long-term abuse by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2

    " If you want to maximize profit based on customer lock-in to a complex integrated monolithic system, it is good practice."

    That is long-term abuse. Eventually markets find ways to navigate around abuse. Maybe ReactOS?

    Run Windows programs under Linux? How to run Windows software in Linux: Everything you need to know. (March 23, 2015)

    A later story: How to Run Windows Programs on Linux? (August 10, 2018)

    1. Re:Long-term abuse by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Eventually markets find ways to navigate around abuse.

      Microsoft has been around for 43 years. They are making record revenues and profits. "Eventually" can be a long time.

    2. Re: Long-term abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Markets don't do anything of the sort. Markets encourage bad behaving monopolies, regulations are the only thing that protect us.

    3. Re:Long-term abuse by tepples · · Score: 1

      That is long-term abuse. Eventually markets find ways to navigate around abuse. [...] Run Windows programs under Linux? How to run Windows software in Linux: Everything you need to know

      Summary of Chris Hoffman's article:

      1. Wine
      2. Virtual machines
      3. Dual-booting

      Two methods mentioned in this article require a Windows license, which continues the same sort of abuse. All three continue the alleged abuses of Intel and AMD because they won't work on ARM computers, such as a Raspberry Pi or Pinebook.

    4. Re: Long-term abuse by tepples · · Score: 1

      Markets encourage bad behaving monopolies

      Can markets do this without there already being some inefficiently managed government-granted exclusive right? For example, local ISPs have been able to assert market power because cities have inefficiently managed their rights of way.

    5. Re: Long-term abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows liscence LUL.

      You people still pay for this shit? Suckers.

  19. Something is very wrong by AndyKron · · Score: 3, Informative

    More than two decades after releasing IE they're still patching it and still not getting it right.

    1. Re: Something is very wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I get the boot menu that says you can boot windows normally or switch to safe mode I did not choose safe mode because I figured I would not know how to use the options or it might just kick me out to regular windows - I wonder how many other users/times something similar has happened. Uncountable probably

    2. Re:Something is very wrong by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      So, switch to Edge...

            lather, rinse, repeat

    3. Re: Something is very wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is usually a problem with PC makers who buy components at auction. Parts made in certain parts of the world, like Melbourne, Dublin, and Glasgow, have security overrides built in to prevent any software, OS or otherwise, from taking a machine over. It is impossible to install software that a user cannot force uninstall. This has to do with obtuse licensing terms that are legally unenforceable in those jurisdictions. You can install windows or Linux or something else but you cannot install software that has control of the system. Now, it may be that those parts were not identified as having come from those places but that is how they work, like it or not

  20. Re: Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being by Aighearach · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your PC won't boot, leaving your basement pitch black.

    You are likely to be eaten by agrue.

  21. Typical Microsoft by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

    They make a path that borks a whole system.

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    1. Re:Typical Microsoft by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Typical Slashdot user. Quick to comment, doesn't bother to understand.

    2. Re: Typical Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft released a patched that broke windows on lenonvo laptops. And somehow, you blame Lenovo which was working fine before the patch?

      Fuck off shill.

  22. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Another less known side of the story of IE considered being necessary was there was a *ton* of business/enterprise software that just embedded IE as a general text editor and/or display window. Getting rid of this would downright cause that software to crash because its running on windows, and windows always has IE. Can you imagine some businesses getting a forced update that removed IE and then business ground to a halt? oh right, windows does that anyway.

  23. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

    That's one more reason to avoid using Microsoft's browser.

    I'm not disagreeing with you, but HOW does one "avoid using Microsoft's browser?"

    TFS doesn't say that actually USING IE smoked the OS. The UPDATE did.

    Before this incident, I would have been one of the jerks pointing out to you that MSFT was, by litigation, forced to decouple IE from the OS.

    You're right and I was wrong.

    Thanks.

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  24. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The sick reason why this is so. They built elements of internet explorer into the OS so that firefox and chrome would appear to load and run slower than internet explorer because elements of internet explorer are already running in windows. This was like delayed start for service in windows, ohh, look windows loads faster but whoops, it won't run apps tied to those services that have not started yet but M$ can brag how fast the windows GUI boots even though you can not run apps, until delayed start services have started.

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  25. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by rstanley · · Score: 0

    "That's one more reason to avoid using Microsoft's browser."

    That's one more reason to avoid using ANYTHING Micky$oft sells / gives away / steals / copies / etc... ! ;^)

    That's also reason for all Third-Party Windows Applications to release a version for Linux!

  26. That's one reason. History of COM, ActiveX, Active by raymorris · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's one bonus for Microsoft.

    Historically, how it happened was in the early 1990s, before the web, Microsoft spent a ton of money building a really cool technology. The sudden rise of the web screwed up their plans and they had to scramble to try to salvage some of their investment.

    They had something called OLE, Object Linking and Embedding. Basically it let you put one document inside another - a picture inside a spreadsheet, a song in a Word document. Microsoft spent lots of money and time building on this idea, it was their "big new thing", an OS (shell) and programming tools built around this concept. This next generation of OLE was called COM. Just before the release in Windows 95, something interesting happened.

    As Microsoft was about to start the big PR blitz showing how not only could your Word documents contain pictures, but even your desktop could contain active programs, along came "IMG src". Even "TD IMG src" - you could have a table with an embedded picture with no proprietary Microsoft technology needed. Microsoft's "big new thing" was suddenly outdated as a overly complex, over-engineered mess just as it was released. Fuck! Literally their were a lot of Fun bombs at Microsoft when they saw the rise of HTML, with its simplicity.

    So here's Microsoft with a billion dollars invested in a system for embedding pics in your documents and your desktop, suddenly not needed because HTML does documents with embedded pics and sounds so much simpler. What can Microsoft do to save their investment?

    They route they chose was to rename COM to "ActiveX" and pitch it as a web technology. Internet Explorer became the most important ActiveX container. Instead of focusing on an Active Desktop, the sales pitch was to use this on the web, with ActiveX web pages. What was originally supposed to be done by the File Explorer shell now needed to be done by the browser, so the two projects merged to become Explorer. The desktop shell Explorer and the browser Explorer were the same code with a different wrapper.

    Over time, the competitive issues you pointed out became more important.

    Someone may point out "that was 20 years ago". Yes, it was. This post is a history lesson in how we got here.

  27. Bug workaround is simple. by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 2

    Buy more RAM.

  28. Well why not come right out by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    And say it?

    Is 2019 finally the year of the Linux desktop?

    2019 is the year of the Windows bricktop. Bazinga!

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    1. Re:Well why not come right out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And 2019 is the year of the Apple suppository.

    2. Re:Well why not come right out by Brostenen · · Score: 1

      2016 was my year of the Linux desktop. I have all what I need for everyday real life on my installation. Entertainment like games and such, is what I have my Playstation-1,2 and 3 for. And my RaspberryPI, and my Amiga's and my C64. No shortage of gaming content in my house. And movies, is what I have my netflix app on my TV for, and I can stream youtube from my phone to my TV. Sooo.... No need for Windows at all. My girlfriend still uses it, because she is playing Sims4. If that ran on Linux, then she would switch instantly, after seeing how well my system is running, and after she have seen all the different desktops that can run on Linux. To her, and to me, Linux are just right for everyday life. Like home banking, social media, text editing and image editing (she has always used Gimp on Windows, and can't stand Photoshop).

  29. So... by johnnys · · Score: 0

    It doesn't make the laptops "unbootable", it just makes so that Windows can't boot.

    That's not unbootable: That's an opportunity to install Linux. Problem solved!

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  30. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by TheReaperD · · Score: 1

    They made it hook in in response to the Netscape trial for Microsoft's competitive practices with marketing Internet Explorer. Netscape was trying to get the result of forcing Microsoft to remove the browser from the OS so they would compete on an even field. Bill Gates ordered them to make it where that couldn't be done. Microsoft had already made this argument in court but Netscape was able to prove they were lying. This led to Windows Millennium that they backported this "feature* to Windows 98.

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  31. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

    I strongly suspect that making IE tied into the OS was for political reasons. More exactly, in the 2001 antitrust lawsuit Microsoft claimed that IE was inextricably linked to the OS. Someone (sorry, can't remember who) debunked that and showed a version of Win9x that ran just fine without IE.

    I guess that Microsoft decided to make IE and Windows really entangled after that, so they would be not be caught with the same lie again. But design-wise, that is a bad idea. More modular and less entangled code is easier to maintain and tends to have less bugs. I guess the current problems are a late consequence of the politics-driven design decisions of 20 years ago.

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  32. Well done, Microsoft! by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    It is nice to get yet further proof that you guys remain as reliable in your behavior as ever.

  33. Re: Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being by Red_Forman · · Score: 5, Funny

    What the hell is an "agrue"? Is it similar to an alot?

  34. QA? by antdude · · Score: 1

    What QA? MS got rid of its QA years ago!

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  35. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by StormReaver · · Score: 2

    That's one more reason to avoid using Microsoft's browser.

    That's one more reason to avoid using Microsoft's operating system, too.

  36. IE didn't cause this problem by Daltorak · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know it's fun and exciting to blame a web browser hotfix for a booting problem..... especially when it's Internet Explorer, right? But..... ahhh, shit, hate to spoil the fun, but this is just another case of "journalists" not doing the bare minimum of reading before shitting out another article they'll get paid $10 for.

    This booting problem with Lenovo laptops has existed for a month and a half -- it was introduced in the November 2018 cumulative security update. It even says so right there in the patch notes! But because these "journalists" don't know how to read anymore, we end up with Slashdot articles like this one that don't have the correct information in them.

    All Windows patches are now cumulative, so sure, if you apply the IE hotfix to a machine that is three months behind in updates, then you can hit this problem. But it's not the IE part that's causing it.

    1. Re:IE didn't cause this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So after a month and a half we can assume Microsoft fixed it by now, and the non-booting system will magically install the newer updates so you can get back to work after a month and a half break.

    2. Re:IE didn't cause this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's fun and exciting to blame a web browser hotfix for a booting problem..... especially when it's Internet Explorer, right? But..... ahhh, shit, hate to spoil the fun, but this is just another case of "journalists" not doing the bare minimum of reading before shitting out another article they'll get paid $10 for.

      Microsoft's KB site is often confusing and frustrating to deal with. Between attempts to hide and obscure useful information and generic shit posted in the context of more specific things it's not just lazy "journalists" being mislead and confused.

      All Windows patches are now cumulative, so sure, if you apply the IE hotfix to a machine that is three months behind in updates, then you can hit this problem. But it's not the IE part that's causing it.

      This is as clear as mud to people viewing the hotfix KB on MS's website.

    3. Re:IE didn't cause this problem by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So after a month and a half we can assume Microsoft fixed it by now

      What makes you think that a specific vendor's crappy software is Microsoft's responsibility to fix? Like the UEFI bug which caused Lenovo devices to be corrupted by Linux 4.13? The fix for that was purposefully disabling functionality of the Linux kernel on those devices.

    4. Re: IE didn't cause this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The laptops booted fine before Microsoft patched the system. Why are you blaming Lenovo? Why can't they both be to blame?

      Stop cheer leading Microsoft they don't fucking need it and you are starting to sound like a fucking idiot repeating information that you have no idea if it's fact or not. Just stop it, you aren't doing yourself any favors.

  37. Eh, maybe kinda. Four years before that by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Windows Explorer aka File Explorer is the program which displays the desktop, start menu, taskbar, etc. It's what you see when you run Windows. Starting with Desktop Update (September 1997) and Windows 98, Explorer was actually displaying web pages when you navigated through your files. Settings for a folder, such as "show hidden files" were implemented as changes to the underlying web page. So at that point the Windows shell, the part of Windows you see, was implemented as a program for displaying web pages - a web browser. It also got back and forward buttons, etc, at this time. This also introduced Active Desktop, a web page as your desktop (which means your shell must be a browser).

    That was all four years before 2001. Over the next few years, there was further convergence.

    As far as "proving IE could be removed", you're probably thinking of the Felten testimony. Netscape had Felten testify that Microsoft *could have* built a version of Windows without IE. He based this on Felten "removing" (disabling) the internet functions of Windows, while maintaining minimal non-internet functionality. There are two big things to note about what Felten did. First, parts of IE he simply hid, he didn't remove them. Secondly, he removed system functionality - the most obvious, but not most important, being Active Desktop. Essentially Felten proved that you can hide the desktop and start menu shortcuts for IE. Which is different from actually removing IE.

    I'm no fan of Microsoft - I didn't allow any Windows devices on the company network during the years I had the authority to make that decision. (It was a security company). On this point, it's true that IE couldn't be *removed* without significantly affecting the OS.

  38. Why the complaints by techdolphin · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the complaints about this. IE is now secure on the computers that cannot boot.

  39. Re:That's one reason. History of COM, ActiveX, Act by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just before the release in Windows 95, something interesting happened.

    Your timeline is skewed. Active Desktop took place in Windows 98 with IE4. Then you go with

    So here's Microsoft with a billion dollars invested in a system for embedding pics in your documents and your desktop, suddenly not needed because HTML does documents with embedded pics and sounds so much simpler. What can Microsoft do to save their investment? They route they chose was to rename COM to "ActiveX" and pitch it as a web technology.

    That isn't what ActiveX is at all. It was an extension of COM to allow scriptability to the system. IDispatch. COM objects could now be usable in a type indifferent scripting language. They shoehorned this into the web, but it was and is a very large part of the Windows Explorer Shell. A common platform. Something Linux still struggles with.

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  40. Thank goodness by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Thank goodness I don't ever use Explorer.

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  41. Re: Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up, STAT!

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  42. When the cryptography fights you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is as the Lord of the Rings, an unique ring that rules every.

    M$ is the Lord of the Keys, an unique key that rules every.

    Yes! M$ is the only owner of every the modern PCs in ithe world.

    When M$ is extinguished, every the modern PCs will become uncontrollable because its owner is extinguished forever.

    Billions of modern PCs will become trash and billions of $$$ lost.

  43. Here's a 1995 MSDN article on iDispatch in COM by raymorris · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's an article that Microsoft added to MSDN in 1995.
    The second half of the article covers iDispatch, a style of COM interface.
    https://web.archive.org/web/20...

    Here's the 1996 Microsoft announcement officially announcing the ActiveX name and their strategy for presenting it as a web technology, in which they say "ActiveX controls (formerly COM components)". The Microsodt announcement says thousands of COM/ActiveX components were already available, but could now be used in the web browser (IE 3.0).
    According to Microsoft's announcement, ActiveX controls" were formerly called "COM components". According to their announcement, many companies had already been making them, as "COM" for desktop software, prior to IE 3.0 supporting them and the change to the ActiveX branding.

    One reason I remember this so clearly is that I was one of the people making COM components at the time it was rebranded ActiveX. I know I didn't have to change my software in order to make my existing COM components, including a styleable linear "slider" control I designed, into ActiveX components - the only change was the branding.

    You are correct that Active Desktop was September 1997.

  44. Re: Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your PC won't boot, leaving your basement pitch black.

    I got vintage lava lamps in my basement. Goes good with the wood paneling & green shag carpeting.

  45. Forgot the second link by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I forgot to include the second link.
    https://news.microsoft.com/199...

    It's a PR puff piece, of course, so you can filter through the hype to get the information. The summary of that is:
    Existing ActiveX controls (previously known as COM components) which were created desktop applications are now supported in IE.

  46. Re:That's one reason. History of COM, ActiveX, Act by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is mind boggling is why they were so stubborn to change course and made themselves become increasingly more unpopular as they tried to force the ideas they wanted on everyone who did not want it. Really lost their customer focus and become unreliable suppliers. I liked all things M$ once, no longer, they seem not to be able to correct their mistakes and take on a greater customer focus. Instead, locked into forcing what they want on their customers but then they are not the only tech company to fall into exactly the same hole and just keep digging and digging as fast as they can, same crap warranties, same marketing lies, same dodging responsibility for major failures and same attitude to change, only when it is too late to work, only once they are forced.

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  47. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everyone seems to forget it only happens on Lenovo laptops so maybe the flaw is with them mostly. And not MS this time around.

    Everyone is a failed propaganda artist on the internet.

  48. Re:That's one reason. History of COM, ActiveX, Act by Solandri · · Score: 4, Informative

    Your timeline is skewed. Active Desktop took place in Windows 98 with IE4. Then you go with

    He left out the greater context in which this was happening. Netscape was the dominant browser from 1993-1998. You had to pay to buy Netscape during this time, just like buying Photoshop or Office. IE wasn't included as part of Win95, and as a standalone product it wasn't very successful.

    Gates didn't believe in the Internet. Microsoft had bet on the CompuServe/GEnie/AOL model of global networking - where people paid to dialup to portals set up and controlled by one company. MSNBC was originally Microsoft's (and NBC's joint) foray into this model. That's right, you initially had to subscribe to MSNBC in order to view its content. As a result, Windows was late getting a TCP/IP stack (necessary for Internet) built in (it was included with Win95). Microsoft was very much a follower on everything happening on the Internet, like the web (which became big in 1994). Microsoft couldn't stomach the idea of someone else controlling the web, so they went for the jugular. They included IE for free with Win98, thus choking off Netscape's revenue stream. What Microsoft had done to Stacker was still fresh in everyone's minds. (Stac came up with the idea of disk compression. When Microsoft was unable to come to a licensing agreement with Stac, they built their own version and included it for free with MS-DOS, thus killing off the sale-ability of Stac's product.)

    Bundling IE with Win98 for free would of course would raise the same legal issues the Stacker case raised - whether Microsoft should be allowed to use profits from DOS/Windows to subsidize development of products which competed with existing products which ran on DOS/Windows. There was a possibility a court would order Microsoft to unbundle IE and sell it separately in competition with Netscape. So to stave off that possibility, they did everything they could to tie IE as deeply as they could within Windows. That way they could honestly argue in court that it was impossible to unbundle IE from Windows.

    And that deep embedding to prevent a court from thwarting their ploy to kill off Netscape is why an IE patch today can make Windows unbootable.

    The COM and ActiveX stuff is relevant because Microsoft realized that if the world moved from DOS/Windows apps to generic web-based apps which could run on any OS as long as it had a compliant browser, nobody would pay for DOS/Windows anymore. So they set out to take control of web-based apps with ActiveX. (As it turned out, the performance hit for running a web-based app was big enough that it didn't really become competitive with native OSes until the mid-2000s, about the time Flash and Java came into their own.)

  49. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  50. Part of Lenovo's startup using jscript.dll? by Fencepost · · Score: 1

    One mitigation that I saw listed was removing access to jscript.dll until the system in question could be patched. That makes me wonder if Lenovo built something using a scripting engine included with the OS, then had it yanked out.

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  51. *They* didn't invent any of it though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As always with Microsoft, they just copied existing technology and bought up firms.
    That would be OK... the problem is that they always acted like *they invented* it too! So much so, that people (like you) actually spread that revisioned history too!

    I don't blame you, btw. I used to say "But they didn't copy $x!" too. E.g. for ActiveDirectory. But for every single case, I later found out that it was a mere copy. (AD is just LDAP+Kerberos+CIFS+DNS. CIFS was by IBM, like Windows NT aka OS/2, btw.)

  52. Re: Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    Can't agrue with that.

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  53. Re:That's one reason. History of COM, ActiveX, Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft spent a ton of money building a really cool technology...

    I remember the Billy Gates TV commercials (anyone else remember them like I do) with Billy
    sitting by a fireplace with Ballmer throwing stacks of mustard colored wrapped bills into the fire
    to give it that nice warm glow, explaining how at MicroSoft, they develop high quality software
    and the "Best Is Yet To Come." Sometime around 2000, I think.

    Well, we're here and the Best is here - deal.

    CAP === 'coacher'

  54. Re:That's one reason. History of COM, ActiveX, Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft had bet on the CompuServe/GEnie/AOL model of global networking ...

    It's amazing how that piece of history has been forgotten by so many people. Bill was "bought up" on the /
    from the BBS culture, so he only believed that that model would continue to expand and centralize. And he
    (probably / most likely) thought MS should be at the center of that growth.

    Thank God for companies like Sun Microsystems, SGI, et. al. that continued development in TCP/IP (and the
    internet in general), cause if it wasn't for them, we'd be dialing in somewhere to post on fine sites like /..

    CAP === 'capitals'

  55. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since this patch, my work laptop will no longer shut down or log out cleanly, I have to press and hold the power button.
    Since this patch, I can no longer access the terminal servers I need for some of my work.
    Since this patch, various intranet pages (which need IE to work) get stuck indefinitely when loading.

    Thanks Microsoft.

    I'll try a complete rebuild/reinstall in the new year (got other problems from before this patch like Outlook won't go online).

  56. Must conflict with a Lenovo rootkit. by sabbede · · Score: 1

    Lenovo isn't exactly trustworthy. They've packed spyware and rootkits into their products before, and probably still are. What do you want to bet that these laptops aren't booting because Lenovo is doing something naughty?

  57. Hard when a laptop supports up to 4 GB by tepples · · Score: 1

    I'm typing this comment into a Lenovo ThinkPad X61 convertible laptop. Its mainboard has two RAM slots that officially take modules up to 2 GiB, for a total of 4 GiB. So after I have followed your advice to buy more RAM, where should I put it so that the computer can use it?

    1. Re:Hard when a laptop supports up to 4 GB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      X61 will support 8GB of RAM.

    2. Re:Hard when a laptop supports up to 4 GB by tepples · · Score: 1

      X61 will support 8GB of RAM.

      The official specs say two 2 GB modules, but this may have been because Lenovo lacked 4 GB modules to test with. Are there increased crashes or other misbehaviors when using two 4 GB modules in an X61?

  58. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by Waccoon · · Score: 1

    No Firefox bug can ever make the system unbootable.

    Isn't Mozilla still installing that Maintenance Service with admin privileges?

  59. Kernel hacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows has at least one, probably more kernel hacks in the TCP/IP driver. If you do some etherPeeking at a web session, you might notice that most browsers do the classic handshaking on connection startup, where the browser has to be context switched at least twice to get through the preliminary folderol. But IE somehow uses some bag on the side of the TCP driver where it can avoid a context switch and speed up the initial handshaking and initial GET down to one OS call. Pretty clever and sneaky and unlike any other TCP/IP stack I've ever heard of.

  60. Windows architecture is problematic by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    Why does installing a patch to an application require a reboot? Why does installing a patch to an application render the OS unable to boot? Is the Windows architecture as as bad as it appears to be?

    1. Re:Windows architecture is problematic by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No, just people's understating of it is problematic. None of anything related to IE requires a reboot or causes this problem. However Windows patches are cumulative, so if you haven't updated in a while this "IE Patch" will give you the Nov 18 security update which includes OS level changes, kernel level changes (requiring reboot), and also happens to be the patch that cause this problem.

    2. Re:Windows architecture is problematic by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      When I patch IE, a reboot is required. Trying to say that I do not have to reboot because I patched IE is typical Microsoft cheerleader response. IE was patched and a reboot was required. Please do not tell me what I saw with my own eyes did not happen. I have also updated other apps which required a reboot. Only on Windows. On FreeBSD, I update apps all the time and all I have to do is restart the app. No reboot is required.

      .

      So I ask again, what is wrong with the Windows architecture that requires reboots for app updates? If an app hooks that deply into the OS that an update requires a reboot, isn't that a potential security problem?

    3. Re:Windows architecture is problematic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame.
      As if "rebooting" or not is indicative of anything.
      You'd want to start from the beginning in loading, for example, an updated scripting engine that many services and applications are currently using.
      Not all scripts are written to be restart-able correctly.

      We already know IE isn't just an application, but has set of .dll files that other applications and drivers use, including the file browser Windows Explorer.

    4. Re:Windows architecture is problematic by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      ...As if "rebooting" or not is indicative of anything....

      It is indicative of an architecture that does not seem to be able to update an app without bringing down the computer. Perhaps it is the Windows architecture that is lame. ;)

    5. Re:Windows architecture is problematic by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      ...We already know IE isn't just an application, but has set of .dll files that other applications and drivers use,...

      Yes, I quite remember why Microsoft sprinkled parts of IE throughout Windows in order to try to get around the anti-trust proceedings against it. That's just a part of the poor Windows architecture.

    6. Re:Windows architecture is problematic by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      When I patch IE, a reboot is required.

      How do you patch IE without a applying a cumulative update? The only way I know is WSUS and when you push IE specific patches out they install just fine and simply ask for a courtesy reboot at the end.

      If you're not managing an enterprise machine with WSUS then you're not applying an IE patch.

      So I ask again, what is wrong with the Windows architecture that requires reboots for app updates?

      I repeat: Your understanding of what is going on.

  61. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You screwed me over, Microsoft! I'll be reinstalling your shit soon! I'll never consider switching to Linux! That'll show you, Microsoft!"

  62. Notice shills are silent against history. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Notice shills are silent against history.

  63. Just another example... by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    Just another example of Intel taketh and Microsoft taketh away.

  64. Agrue is when you argue while you agree by raymorris · · Score: 1

    In this post, AlanObject agrued with me:
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    I said "during the primaries, only Trump polled lower than Clinton". He replied "you're so full of shit - Clinton polled better than Trump, you moron".

    He said I was totally wrong, while stating that what I said was exactly right. He argued/agreed with me. He argued.

    Or maybe it's just a typo. :)

  65. I had a typo while trying to typo by raymorris · · Score: 1

    That should be:

    He argued/agreed with me. He agrued.

  66. Sounds like Lenovo's fault by iTrawl · · Score: 1

    First reaction: HA! Microsoft is at it agan.

    Second reaction: Wait, did you say Lenovo laptops? Those guys who would brick your motherboard if you turned on Thunderbolt assist in _their_ BIOS? OK, maybe it's not Microsoft's fault this time.

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  67. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    While you're not wrong, you're not right either. The interaction between IE and Windows does mean that they are likely in some cases to share some code that could cause bugs or security issues to propagate between them.

    It does however not mean that every security bug in IE is a Windows bug. It also doesn't mean that fixing bugs in IE automatically has an affect on the OS.

    And given that this only affects Lenovo laptops what's the bet that this bug didn't affect Windows in the slightest, but rather Lenovo shitware that has been using undocumented "features" specific to their laptops only. Sounds more like a laptop vendor depending on IE that Microsoft.

  68. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    This was like delayed start for service in windows, ohh, look windows loads faster but whoops, it won't run apps tied to those services that have not started yet but M$ can brag how fast the windows GUI boots even though you can not run apps, until delayed start services have started.

    Good. Not all apps depend on all services. There's no reason why e.g. Word should not run just because Windows doesn't have the network card up and running. Sequential booting is a relic of the 90s and we're all glad to be rid of it.

  69. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > It does however not mean that every security bug in IE is a Windows bug.

    Right, every week when there's another IE bug you don't know whether it provides the attacker access to exploit the kernel or system shell. Some do, some don't.

    Contrast a Firefox bug. That's going to affect Firefox. Never the operating system.

  70. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No Firefox bug can ever make the system unbootable"

    a bug in the firefox updater (which runs with elevated permissions) could hose the system though

  71. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by Hodr · · Score: 1

    This didn't happen to the overwhelming majority of computers that received the patch, it happened to a specific subset. So it didn't brick the OS it bricked some vendor that did non-standard things to the OS.

    And your argument that an OS shouldn't have deep browser hooks is ridiculous, unless you don't believe Chrome OS or FireFox OS are valid OS'.

    Code re-use is a good thing. If a modern browser includes 2/3rds of the things necessary for an entire OS, why not make it the basis of an entire OS (obviously Google and Firefox thought this was a good idea).

    It doesn't inherintly make you less efficient or secure. It's just a different way of doing things.

  72. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > Your argument that an OS shouldn't have deep browser hooks is ridiculous, unless you don't believe Chrome OS or FireFox OS are valid OS'. ..
    > obviously Google and Firefox thought this was a good idea).

    Just so I understand, your argument is that ChromeOS and FirefoxOS are the best operating systems, and every operating system should try to be like FirefoxOS, because it worked so well?

  73. Re:That's one reason. History of COM, ActiveX, Act by whoever57 · · Score: 2

    What is mind boggling is why they were so stubborn to change course and made themselves become increasingly more unpopular as they tried to force the ideas they wanted on everyone who did not want it. Really lost their customer focus and become unreliable suppliers

    Because it has worked for Microsoft.

    The question is: why do people accept the shit that Microsoft shovels their way?

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  74. Re: Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are comparing a gimped locked down "internet computer" to a full fledged desktop? What are your smoking. Of course they are hooked into their browsers. The whole OS is built around using the web to access apps.

  75. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by micheas · · Score: 1
    Install, FreeBSD, a Linux distro like Ubuntu or RedHat, or convert the machine into a Hackintosh are a few ways to not use IE.

    There is a headless version of Windows Server that should allow you to run windows apps without IE, although IIRC, Quickbooks server relies on IE for remote connections, so your mileage may vary as to how viable headless windows is for running server applications.

  76. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    Gentle User: "Install what with the who?"

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  77. Seems reasonable by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    That theory seems reasonable to me.

    Lenovo Laptops Common Problems

    1009 Lenovo Consumer Reviews and Complaints Quote: "Let me begin by saying I will never buy anything from Lenovo ever again. The only reason I bother to write this review is so that Lenovo can hopefully address some of the many problems within the company, which might help other customers avoid the same ordeal that I have experienced."

    However, it seems reasonable that Microsoft would try all updates with commonly-sold hardware before releasing the updates. In this case, perhaps Microsoft did, but didn't have one of the Lenovo models that failed.

    1. Re:Seems reasonable by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      However, it seems reasonable that Microsoft would try all updates with commonly-sold hardware before releasing the updates.

      Bahahhahahaha

      But I'm not one to not provide references to hysterical laughter:
      https://www.windowscentral.com...
      https://www.digitaltrends.com/...

      While I give MS a pass for not testing their updates on Lenovo devices, afterall there's a shitton of custom stuff out there, they deserve to rot in hell for not testing their own.

  78. eternal shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it was shit 15 years ago, it's shit now and it will be shit until the end of time
    So lucky i'm on linux

  79. Shame on Microsoft by Brostenen · · Score: 1

    Here we are again. Yet another update that shit all over the operating system. And people actually PAY Microsoft money for the operating system? Heh' Microsoft is laughing on their way to the bank. I have been updating my Xubuntu installation, whenever an update is ready, and have done it since 2016. I have never seen any issues like these. Do I have to remind people again, that they actually paid money for their operating system?!

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  81. MS is Bad. LEnovo is Bad. by stooo · · Score: 1

    MS is Bad. Lenovo is Bad.
    Who thought the combination would work ????

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  82. Re:Again demonstrates what I mean about IE being d by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Some do, some don't.

    My point exactly.

    Contrast a Firefox bug. That's going to affect Firefox. Never the operating system.

    That depends entirely on what privileges you use to run Firefox. You are also abusing the timeline. Firefox was by far the last browser to implement sandboxed environments which means prior to Firefox 55 every arbitrary code execution CVE could affect any part of the system with the privileges of the local user which almost universally means the system is now no longer yours.

    Don't get me wrong, integration is bad, but not integrating doesn't make it magically safe.