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Women's Brains Are 'Four Years Younger' Than Men's, Study Finds (theguardian.com)

Women's brains are nearly four years younger than men's, at least in how they burn fuel, according to scans performed by U.S. researchers. "Scientists found that healthy women have a 'metabolic brain age' that is persistently younger than men's of the same chronological age," reports The Guardian. "The difference is apparent from early adulthood and remains into old age." From the report: The finding suggests that changes in how the brain uses energy over a person's lifetime proceed more gradually in women than they do in men. While researchers are unsure of the medical consequences, it may help explain why women tend to stay mentally sharp for longer. "Brain metabolism changes with age but what we noticed is that a good deal of the variation we see is down to sex differences," said Marcus Raichle, a neurobiologist at Washington University school of medicine in St Louis. "If you look at how brain metabolism predicts a person's age, women come out looking about four years younger than they are."

The scientists used a brain scanning technique called positron emission tomography to measure the flow of oxygen and glucose in the brains of 121 women and 84 men aged 20 to 82. The scans revealed how sugar was being turned into energy in different parts of the volunteers' brains. To see how brain metabolism differed between the sexes, the researchers used a computer algorithm to predict people's ages based on brain metabolism as measured by the scans. First, the scientists taught it to predict men's ages from metabolism data gleaned from the male brain scans. The striking result came when the scientists fed metabolism data from the women into the same program. While the program estimated male ages accurately, it judged the women's brains to be, on average, 3.8 years younger than their real ages.
"The scientists then flipped the analysis around," the report adds. "They trained the algorithm to predict women's ages from data garnered from their brain scans. This time, when they fed metabolism data from the men into the computer, it estimated them to be 2.4 years older than they were. The way male brains burned sugar made them seem older than female ones of the same age." The study has been published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

125 comments

  1. I know why... by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...they aren't used as much. ZING!

    1. Re:I know why... by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      Here I thought it was the men that weren't thinking with the head on their shoulders as often as they should be.

    2. Re:I know why... by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      True, men do sometimes think with other parts of their body. Maybe that is why that part is so wrinkly?

    3. Re:I know why... by quenda · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It is true.
      Men are manipulated by testosterone to work harder, and take more risks than women. Men are highly motivated to engage in behaviours that attract a reproductive partner.

      But if men are castrated, they live much longer, longer even than women. They stop doing so many silly dangerous things, and stop working so hard.

      https://io9.gizmodo.com/men-ca...

    4. Re:I know why... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      It's simply called stress but hey now, women's liberation, as the new set age, they will age with equal stress, well actually more stress than men because women's lib men are no longer stressing over protecting women. I wonder the age of men who are slackers, who do not hold the belief in reproduction or protection of breeders. How youthful are the brains of men who don't give a 'fuck' especially one that generates an eighteen year responsibility. How old is the brain of a man the retires early, lives the life of a teenager on permanent summer holiday, just not broke.

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    5. Re:I know why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While i do not hold the belief in reproduction (shudder), I wonder if it is adequate to call me a "slacker" because of that ;)
      In societal terms, maybe yes, in other terms... I reject that noun.

    6. Re:I know why... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Can confirm it works on cats, but fortunately there is an easier and less drastic way to produce a somewhat similar effect in humans.

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    7. Re:I know why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      It is true.
      Men are manipulated by testosterone to work harder, and take more risks than women. Men are highly motivated to engage in behaviours that attract a reproductive partner.

      But if men are castrated, they live much longer, longer even than women. They stop doing so many silly dangerous things, and stop working so hard.

      https://io9.gizmodo.com/men-ca...

      As a 400-pound straight white male who identifies as a petite Asian lesbian on Tuesdays, I DEMAND equality! Women should be equal on all levels as men, so I will now petition Congress to mandate testosterone injections for all women, regardless of race or color. I will accept nothing less than zero tolerance on this matter, and you're a fucking racist sexist piece of shit if you disagree. Womens brains ARE equal to mens, and if studies prove they are not, then we need to correct that racist behavior!

      (In case anyone forgot just how fucked liberal logic truly is today...)

    8. Re:I know why... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Out with a bang, or a prolonged whimper? You decide.

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    9. Re:I know why... by jd · · Score: 1

      Well, no, some are. You can't generalize from what is actually a tiny minority.

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    10. Re:I know why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that. I'd rather have 50 years of sex than 70 without. Hmm, now that I think about it, maybe that's the testosterone talking.

    11. Re:I know why... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Love how you quoted that article, as though it supported your claims.

      Perhaps you should quote Jordan Peterson instead, he's far more your speed.

    12. Re:I know why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfunny, Harvey Weinstein.

    13. Re:I know why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A woman's labia folds get deeper as she learns more things!

    14. Re:I know why... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      A sex change is more drastic than simple castration. Castration being a part of the operation.

      Did you wake up screaming, like LIthgow's character in Garp? I think I'd miss my boys.

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    15. Re:I know why... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Wait... What? I said "less drastic".

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    16. Re:I know why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's simply called stress but hey now, women's liberation, as the new set age, they will age with equal stress, well actually more stress than men because women's lib men are no longer stressing over protecting women. I wonder the age of men who are slackers, who do not hold the belief in reproduction or protection of breeders. How youthful are the brains of men who don't give a 'fuck' especially one that generates an eighteen year responsibility. How old is the brain of a man the retires early, lives the life of a teenager on permanent summer holiday, just not broke.

      For one thing, men *age better* than women, as it is widely accepted. A brain 4 years older must be a plus.

      CAP: instinct

    17. Re:I know why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been both men and women and we don't they think much different with their/our parts.

    18. Re:I know why... by quenda · · Score: 1

      Well, no, some are. You can't generalize from what is actually a tiny minority.

      Men are not a tiny minority, and of course you can generalise. You must be unfamiliar with what the word means?
      "Men in general have shorter lives than women. " Does that context help you understand what "generalise" means?

      (And can I be mansplaining if I don't know your gender?)

    19. Re:I know why... by quenda · · Score: 1

      (In case anyone forgot just how fucked liberal logic truly is today...)

      You were doing well, until you got into that false dichotomy.
      That "All liberals are vegan gender-fluid Social Justice Warriors", and "all conservatives are gun-toting racist climate-change-deniers" bullshit.

      Most people are not on those extremes.

    20. Re:I know why... by quenda · · Score: 1

      Love how you quoted that article, as though it supported your claims.

      Perhaps you should quote Jordan Peterson instead, he's far more your speed.

      "So you are saying ..." nothing, come to think of it. Not even a counter-claim let alone a rational argument. What is the point of posting if you have nothing worthwhile to say?

    21. Re: I know why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So women are lazier than men and live longer.

      Of course the more energy utilized by any chemical process will deteriorate the thing.

    22. Re: I know why... by quenda · · Score: 1

      So women are lazier than men and live longer.

      "Lazy" is a word used by lazy people. It has no useful meaning, except as a pejorative.
      Women and men, in aggregate, are motivated differently, and tend to make different choices.

  2. Relevant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they bother to include race in their study?

    When i was in grade school it was explained that science was about controlling for factors.

    1. Re:Relevant? by io333 · · Score: 1

      lol you're kidding right. Science only applies to white men, and only when it makes them look bad.

    2. Re: Relevant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, it looks like healthy women were compared to ... Men. Not "healthy men", just "men."

    3. Re:Relevant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Do "men" in your culture go around pretending to be the victims or something? What a gayass society you live in, conservatives.

    4. Re:Relevant? by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 0

      How can anybody be the victim of a bassoon?

      I suppose if the bassoon case falls off a high shelf or something....

    5. Re: Relevant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clever, if anyone makes any objection to your critiques, they are not living up to your definition of manhood, and therefore you can automatically shut off all objections from men!

    6. Re: Relevant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have that little control of yourself?
      And are you sure this just started 2 years ago?

      Or were you a weak loser before?

  3. Re:Sugar? by 110010001000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Glucose is a type of sugar. How old is your brain?

  4. Men smrter by martinX · · Score: 0

    Scientific proof that men are more mature than women!
    Boobs, fart, boobs, whatever.

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  5. Re:Biological by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    Doubtful. The human lifespan was never long enough for it to matter until recently. Most people were dead in their 30s.

  6. So tired of the repeating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Go to editor school already, BeauHD.

  7. I suspect that study could be called sexist by ukoda · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You could also say that men's brains are 'Four Years Older' than women's. So by assuming men's brain's are the reference and women's are younger I suspect you will annoy some. Just saying...

    1. Re:I suspect that study could be called sexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone will always be offended, no matter what you say. Call the headline "I love everyone and all the creatures in the world" and someone will call you a "fucking tree hugger hippie". It's okay to offend people, and it's unavoidable.

    2. Re:I suspect that study could be called sexist by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Is anyone really that sensitive? I doubt it, but would be interested to see anyone actually complaining about this.

      More likely is people complaining about a lack of effort/money put into men's health, which isn't entirely fair either.

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    3. Re:I suspect that study could be called sexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trotsky-slut DemoRat prog-bitches are that sensitive ! Like the female parasites have an electro-anal-prob tuned to the male-productive frequency. Any productive activity is buried in a hormonal mound of Italian shoes and Chinese dildoes. Look at Warren/Pelosi/Ocastro/Waters/Jub-a-Lub Muzzi as examples.

    4. Re:I suspect that study could be called sexist by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Is anyone really that sensitive?

      1. Besides incels?
      2. YMBNH

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    5. Re:I suspect that study could be called sexist by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

      I would also draw the conclusion that the cognitive shape of men is developed as if they have 4 years more life experience than women.
      What are they analysing? Sounds to me as if they look at brain activity patterns. So women are just thinking a bit more like children.

  8. Oh, yeah?? if they are so smart .. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    If women are so smart how come most of them end up marrying men?

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    1. Re:Oh, yeah?? if they are so smart .. by alvinrod · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who else are they going to get to open jars for them.

    2. Re:Oh, yeah?? if they are so smart .. by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      If women figure out you they can buy jar opening tools we are in big trouble.

    3. Re:Oh, yeah?? if they are so smart .. by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      The smart ones seek to marry someone wealthy.
      That ends up with the ability to enjoy a lot of wealth and free time.

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    4. Re:Oh, yeah?? if they are so smart .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta make up that $0.23 somehow

    5. Re:Oh, yeah?? if they are so smart .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The smart ones seek to marry someone wealthy."

      Yeah, the rich guys marry them because they are so smart.
      Sure. The playboy bunny looks are just a byproduct of their big brains.

    6. Re:Oh, yeah?? if they are so smart .. by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the smartest ones marry men??

    7. Re:Oh, yeah?? if they are so smart .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If women figure out you they can buy jar opening tools we are in big trouble.

      If dildos didn't make dicks obsolete, I feel pretty fucking confident in not being replaced by a can opener.

      Just sayin.

    8. Re:Oh, yeah?? if they are so smart .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If women figure out you they can buy jar opening tools we are in big trouble.

      I bought one for the missus so that she'd stop interrupting me to open jars, she tried to use it once but apparently it was too complicated and went right back to bothering me.

    9. Re:Oh, yeah?? if they are so smart .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If women figure out you they can buy jar opening tools we are in big trouble.

      Some have. They even call them "men"!

    10. Re: Oh, yeah?? if they are so smart .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Science.

  9. Re: Biological by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Thatâ(TM)s not true at all. In time periods where the average age of death was considerably lower it was infant mortality pulling it down. Once you hit 18 it wasnâ(TM)t uncommon to make it into the 60â(TM)s.

  10. Re:Biological by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Doubtful. The human lifespan was never long enough for it to matter until recently. Most people were dead in their 30s.

    This is a myth. In earlier times, average lifespan was short because of high childhood mortality. But if you made it past 5, you were likely to live to 50, 60, or 70.

    The presence of a maternal grandmother in the household is correlated with better child and maternal health. Interestingly, the presence of a paternal grandmother has an overall negative effect. So women actually have a scientific basis for hating their mother-in-law.

  11. Re: Biological by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    That is true for more "recent" times (Roman). But on the evolutionary scale timeframes I don't think that was a factor. I'm not an expert (or an iPhone user) so I might be completely wrong, but probably am 100% correct.

  12. Re:Biological by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    I should have been more specific. When I say "recently" I mean recently in evolutionary timescales. For most of history (pre-Roman, etc), humans died in their 30s, even if they made it through childhood. I sincerely doubt women raising extended family until their old age had anything to do with it.

  13. Re:Biological by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

    No they did not.

    For what fucked upped reason would they?

    Ramses was 99 or something ...

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  14. Trans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Test for tranneys etc?

  15. Re:Sugar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glucose is a type of sugar. How old is your brain?

    I'd like to see the average amount of sugar in stuff we buy go down. I think that can be justified, the same way we have justified limiting the exposure to chemicals that may be bad for us. Similarly, I'd like to see whole grains and such displace refined grains for the same reason. It doesn't have to be all at once, but scientifically isn't the evidence there?

  16. Re:Biological by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Oh really? Welcome to Slashdot, where idiots dispute facts that they can easily look up.

  17. Thats Racist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How dare they have racist findings! How soon til theyre fired?

  18. Re:Biological by arth1 · · Score: 1

    This is a myth. In earlier times, average lifespan was short because of high childhood mortality. But if you made it past 5, you were likely to live to 50, 60, or 70.

    No, that is a myth.
    From Wikipedia, in Classical Greece, "Based on Athens Agora and Corinth data, total life expectancy at 15 would be 37â"41 years"

  19. Re:Biological by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Ramses was 99 or something ...

    You're confusing longevity with life expectancy.

  20. Re:Biological by epine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, that is a myth.
    From Wikipedia, in Classical Greece, "Based on Athens Agora and Corinth data, total life expectancy at 15 would be 37–41 years"

    But that's not the statistic of interest. If we had the all the data available, the statistic of interest is the life expectancy at birth, split for only those people who bring a child into this world who also brings a child into this world.

    In other words, grandparent-caliber people, with some staying power in the gene pool, who put in the long hearth years.

    That group of people could quite easily have a life expectancy at birth of 50 or more years, even with the number you've quoted above.

    Especially considering that it wasn't uncommon for a male child to reach adulthood, join an army, and not survive to start any family, whatsoever (who's tragic death at age 18 or 22 would be excluded from my split above).

  21. I identify as a woman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though I was born a man, I feel like I should have been a woman. Therefore my brain must also be 4 years younger like all other women.

  22. danger! by epine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I'm reading this right, an AI model of the male brain is being asked to interpret a female brain as a male brain, and then to predict the age of such a male brain, which comes out lower than the age of the female brain masquerading as a male brain.

    AI algorithms are notorious for finding any manner of correlation. How do you correct for brain size differences (or anything else) in such a study?

    However, I wouldn't discard this study outright if I were planning to undergo a cross-sex brain transplant sometime soon.

    1. Re:danger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, the study is bullshit. There are structural differences between the brains. They need to take those into account and they didn't. There's no control group or base-level truth. It's lets toss an AI algorithm at this data, then give it differently formatted data and see what it tells us.

      If you want to believe these results, then we now have a way to determine who are intersex and who have mental issues. However, they need to take scans at every age. Assuming true, when do the scans start to differ? Are baby males brains already 4 years older? After puberty?

    2. Re:danger! by ShoulderOfOrion · · Score: 1

      No male brain can interpret a female brain, as evidenced by male/female relationships everywhere. The AI male brain had an impossible task.

    3. Re:danger! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I think this is just crap journalism. The "AI" is just an algorithm, like fitting the measurements to a curve that correlates the flow of oxygen and glucose with age. They calibrated the scale against male brains and then noticed that if they applied the same curve to female brains it tended to predict an average of four years younger.

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    4. Re:danger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, I wouldn't discard this study outright if I were planning to undergo a cross-sex brain transplant sometime soon.

      No need. These days all you have to do is feel like you’re a woman and bingo, you’re legally a woman! Easy younger brain.

  23. Does that mean???? by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

    That they should not be allowed to vote until they are 22?

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  24. Re:Biological by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

    No, I don't. The parent is. I just picked a prominent example.

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  25. Looking for a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... how brain metabolism predicts a person's age ...

    Why is that important?

    ... estimated them to be 2.4 years older than they were ...

    Where are the woman demanding to meet/befriend/marry younger men?

    ... persistently younger than men's ...

    Are any other factors also persistent, such as brain weight or volume?

    ... healthy women have a 'metabolic brain age' ...

    Where's the research revealing men have superior bodies, it can't be women all the time?

    This reads like an answer looking for a problem.

  26. Re:Sugar? by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    Every anon speaks from "the gut" because their brain is their liver and it's bloated by fructose and damaged by alcohol.

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  27. Sugar by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    The scans revealed how sugar was being turned into energy in different parts of the volunteers' brains

    Sugar ? My brain runs on beta-hydroxybutyrate, you insensitive clod.

  28. Bigoted story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article utterly failed to account for trans and nonbinary! I'll pause here while you check your privilege(s). Also, I'm Vegan and do crossfit when I'm not riding my road bike in traffic.

    1. Re:Bigoted story by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Checked my privilege. Still where it belongs. But thank you for your concern.

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  29. earlier retirement by drwho · · Score: 4, Funny

    So as a male I should get to retire earlier . It seems only fair. I must be really old because I actually learned cobol.

    1. Re:earlier retirement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So as a male I should get to retire earlier . It seems only fair. I must be really old because I actually learned cobol.

      damn, cobol? how close are you to retirement? 3 years?

    2. Re:earlier retirement by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2

      Oh. Oh dear. There is an old story about the Cobol programmer who avoided the year 2000 crisis by being frozen in cryosleep. When he woke, he received good news and bad news. The bad news was that he'd oversept due to a year 2000 bug. The good news was that they were concerned about the year 10,000 coming up, and they'd fond him because they were desperately looking for someone who knew Cobol.

    3. Re:earlier retirement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So as a male I should get to retire earlier . It seems only fair. I must be really old because I actually learned cobol.

      No, it just feels that way.

  30. Re: Biological by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Pot meet kettle

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy
    Based on the data from modern hunter-gatherer populations, it is estimated that at 15, life expectancy was an additional 39 years (total 54), with a 0.60 probability of reaching 15.

    https://www.quora.com/What-was-the-life-expectancy-of-humans-in-prehistoric-times
    The average life span was 35 in the paleolithic, but that is taking all the life spans and adding them and dividing, that brings it down due to the high infant mortality rate, those who survived child hood usually lived to be 40 or 50

  31. Another way to phrase it is that.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Women's brains are four years more immature than men's.

    Seriously, this is one of those studies which has no real meaning whatsoever, and the spinning is just because these days its more popular to place woman as superior (the opposite spin is equally trivial).

    captcha: smears

  32. Is this study politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought women and men were identical? I thought that you could decide that you're a woman or a man and that biology had no intrinsic determination. Does identifying as a woman make you mentally four years younger? Shouldn't scientists not even be studying differences between the sexes because it is sexist to do so?

    1. Re:Is this study politically correct? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Well, this could be met with an outcry of "sexism".. but probably not, since there doesn't really seem to be any way to twist this into a form of feminine victimhood to exploit.
      But I've read no shortage of liberals and feminists claiming there is no intrinsic difference between male and female brains, only hormones.
      So are hormones supposed to solely responsible? The FA seems to suggest it's more than that.

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  33. Thats why younger men...... by Shalinitechgeek · · Score: 1

    That why women are marrying or come into a relationship with younger men.

    1. Re:Thats why younger men...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not be living on the same planet that I am.

    2. Re:Thats why younger men...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That why women are marrying or come into a relationship with younger rich men.

      Edited for factual fucking clarity.

      Women aren't going for the 50-year old man because his dick works so much better than the 25-year old.

    3. Re:Thats why younger men...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curiously, my wife (of forty years now) is four years older than I am. Our brains work rather differently, though, and agree on almost nothing. Even so, our compromises generally seem to succeed.

      There was a study I heard of that found that prison inmates stop "growing emotionally" while incarcerated, and my wife survived a terribly abusive relationship lasting about four years prior to our meeting and marrying.

      I have always figured that this was the reason we were "emotionally" compatible for these many years - being in effect the same age emotionally.

      This anecdote is offered mainly to suggest that there are a multitude of contributing factors that will affect the operation of human organisms, and to blithely suggest that gender is _the_ primary determining factor in how brains function is naive.

  34. Because men are using their brains more. Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is why no female chess player can beat the world's best male chess player. Which is why 99% of inventions are invented by men - normally WHITE men, of course...

  35. The brain is not older. Sugar metabolism is better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something urks me about the headline - the study does not say that "the brain is older". It only says "an individual’s brain appears metabolically younger or older than it should".

      If my brain really were 4 years older than my girlfriend's of equal age, how come that my my jokes a lot more immature than hers??

  36. With age comes wisdom... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's a famous saying, but now it turns out to be part of the scientific evidence for the validity of the patriarchy.

    [ducks and runs for cover with a smile]

    Sorry, just could not resist in the age of nasty faminists and the Gillette (all men are toxic creeps) razor ad.

  37. Re:Biological by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    And Tutankhamun died when he was about 20, so what?

    A single measuring point means jack. But Wikipedia has an answer, as usual. In general it seems that our life expectancy went down sharply as we went from hunter/gatherer to a more sessile lifestyle, before it recovered slowly.

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  38. Single or Married Man's Brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marriage ages a man at least 4 years.

    1. Re:Single or Married Man's Brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only four years older? Try testing men who have teenage daughters.

    2. Re:Single or Married Man's Brain? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I did that when I was a teenager myself. Lucky to be alive.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    3. Re: Single or Married Man's Brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still do that now you pedobear LULz

  39. Re:Biological by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    He got murdered, so what?

    The idea that you randomly died between 30 and 100 because you lived in prehistoric times is idiotic.

    You only died to accidents or sickness, just the same as in our days.

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  40. Good thing my brain identifies as female. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  41. Re:Biological by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    With the difference that more accidents and sicknesses were deadly or at the very least had a much higher mortality.

    Many things that could not be cured back then can be cured today. Plus, we know that certain things are simply not healthy, like eating from lead dishes or using mercury as if it had any medical use. And while some are trying to turn back time by giving quackery a renaissance and prematurely end their life drinking bleach and eating cyanide, in general we do know how to eat and live healthier, how to cure more diseases, how to keep out of harms way and how to ensure recovery from what used to be crippling accidents.

    The higher life expectancy is not some miracle development, that's a given. If it was, I guess the Central African Republic would have a comparable life expectancy as Japan. It's basically modern medicine that's the difference.

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  42. Re:Biological by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

    If I may point out, members of a species who are not "average" affect the genetics of the whole species. Look at any species where one gender vastly outnumbers the other for an example. Among humans, the older ones have long provided knowledge that could be useful, such as a deeper knowledge of migration routes, weather, and unusual species.

  43. men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nevertheless, the population is regressing to the mean.

  44. Male is the norm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the model of predicting age due to brain metabolism was based on men's brains.

  45. SJW strike again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine attempting to get funding and publishing study city Negro brains age 10% faster than European brains. Or Oriental process math at two level above whites.
    As long as the truth is PC correct, then you get funding and publishing and citations.
    Usually PC correct being white males are horrid.

    1. Re:SJW strike again by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      We do not actually have to imagine what the world would be like if white men could get funding for bad science that throws out data that fails to show that white men are superior, and cherry-picking what they prefer, do we?

      Doesn't happen so much now, but it is undeniably exactly part of what made the world we live in.

  46. Re:Sugar? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    I'll drink to that.

  47. The difference is a social construct... by umghhh · · Score: 1

    and the scientists just did not read the memo explaining this. I think for this serious but not grave act of oppression we shall remove their white privilege by castrating, taring and then hunting them to the city limits...

  48. Re:What? No drugs, no electroshock therapy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This comment scrambled my brain with cancer.

  49. Re: Biological by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least this explains their childish behavior.

  50. Re: Biological by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

    GP is just flat wrong. He likes to post that incorrect fact.

    It is true that a lucky few always lived to old age. But the death rate was high throughout their lives. Particularly high for infants, but high for everyone at every age. Especially child bearing years for women.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  51. They only use 2 cylinders out of 4 at a time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple, if you just use half a brain at a time then you can certainly last a long time.

  52. Re:What? No drugs, no electroshock therapy? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the test was skewed by including Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez , who has the brain and voice of a six-year-old.

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  53. Maturity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could this be why they don't seem to be capable of a mature life perspective?