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New AI Fake Text Generator May Be Too Dangerous To Release, Say Creators (theguardian.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: The creators of a revolutionary AI system that can write news stories and works of fiction -- dubbed "deepfakes for text" -- have taken the unusual step of not releasing their research publicly, for fear of potential misuse. OpenAI, an nonprofit research company backed by Elon Musk, says its new AI model, called GPT2 is so good and the risk of malicious use so high that it is breaking from its normal practice of releasing the full research to the public in order to allow more time to discuss the ramifications of the technological breakthrough. At its core, GPT2 is a text generator. The AI system is fed text, anything from a few words to a whole page, and asked to write the next few sentences based on its predictions of what should come next. The system is pushing the boundaries of what was thought possible, both in terms of the quality of the output, and the wide variety of potential uses.

When used to simply generate new text, GPT2 is capable of writing plausible passages that match what it is given in both style and subject. It rarely shows any of the quirks that mark out previous AI systems, such as forgetting what it is writing about midway through a paragraph, or mangling the syntax of long sentences. Feed it the opening line of George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four -- "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen" -- and the system recognizes the vaguely futuristic tone and the novelistic style, and continues with: "I was in my car on my way to a new job in Seattle. I put the gas in, put the key in, and then I let it run. I just imagined what the day would be like. A hundred years from now. In 2045, I was a teacher in some school in a poor part of rural China. I started with Chinese history and history of science."

182 comments

  1. Recreational use by willaien · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I imagine that, if distilled down to a usable script, it could make for an interesting "faux-writing" hobby where you write a few ideas, let it finish it, edit it a bit and have it continue from there. Could make for some interesting works of fiction.

    1. Re:Recreational use by PPH · · Score: 2

      "It was a dark and stormy night."

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
    2. Re:Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this any better or worse than Kendall stringing bullshit along? Give her a topic sentence and watch the garbage factor go to work.

    3. Re: Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But can it read your mind in a timely manner?

    4. Re: Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's already kinda funny to keep hitting the next word prediction boxes...
      This would amuse many for days.
      Then we'd all forget who we are.

    5. Re:Recreational use by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... , let it finish it, edit it a bit and have it continue from there.

      Actually, edit it a lot. From the snippets provided in TFA, there is no way this thing would pass a Turing Test. It is just well structured gibberish.

      If OpenAI wants us to believe they are really doing edgy and dangerous stuff, they need to provide better evidence than this.

    6. Re: Recreational use by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Despite bragging that their AI could stay on topic, the example they gave in the summary didn't stay on topic, in place, or even in the same century.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    7. Re:Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine that, if distilled down to a usable script, it could make for an interesting "faux-writing" hobby where you write a few ideas, let it finish it, edit it a bit and have it continue from there. Could make for some interesting works of fiction.

      Henry James, This One's for You

    8. Re:Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear aunt, let’s set so double the killer delete select all.

      - Sent by my AI

    9. Re:Recreational use by willaien · · Score: 1

      Fair point. Though, a surrealist tone in a work could make things interesting, too.

    10. Re:Recreational use by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      "It was a dark and stormy night."

      Not just the kind of dark and stormy night that you read about in books, but the sort of messy, murky night that ends with a body count on the 405.

      --

      Check out my sci-fi/humor trilogy at PatriotsBooks.

    11. Re:Recreational use by Theaetetus · · Score: 5, Funny

      "It was a dark and stormy night."

      Not just the kind of dark and stormy night that you read about in books, but the sort of messy, murky night that ends with a body count on the 405.

      I was on my fifth dark and stormy, in fact, and though I was enjoying the ginger taste, I had to stop. After all, it was nearly time for my commute, coincidentally on the 405.

    12. Re:Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rock music lyrics for the win!
      Jimmy
      Janis
      Jerry
      just a few of the J's

    13. Re: Recreational use by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Could make for some interesting works of fiction.

      Only interesting for it's novelty value... the stories themselves are hardly likely to be interesting, much less actually readable. Depending on your intelligence, of course.

    14. Re: Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ; DROP TABLE THOUGHTS;

    15. Re: Recreational use by JoshuaZ · · Score: 2

      True. But the unicorn example given in the article is amazingly coherent for multiple paragraphs.

    16. Re: Recreational use by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      And with just that, the 10 book series of novels about the time-travelling telepathic black storm warriors is written.

      --
      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
    17. Re: Recreational use by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      If OpenAI wants us to believe they are really doing edgy and dangerous stuff, they need to provide better evidence than this.

      But it only needs to fool Facebook users, no need to invoke Turing.

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    18. Re:Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Having read my share of submitted slush, I'm out at the fifth sentence. If the slush pile isn't too high, I might go a couple more sentences to give it chance, but this was failing badly by then.

      On the other hand, it's by no means the worst slush I've ever read.

    19. Re: Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and I banged your mom!

    20. Re:Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well structured gibberish is exactly what they are currently teaching in English composition classes.

    21. Re: Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unicorn example?

    22. Re:Recreational use by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      They can only teach you how to write; they can't teach you how to think.

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    23. Re: Recreational use by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Given enough monkeys typing, eventually one will create the complete works of Shakespeare.

      The fact that they could find one coherent example is only proof of their searching ability.

    24. Re: Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If OpenAI wants us to believe they are really doing edgy and dangerous stuff, they need to provide better evidence than this.

      But it only needs to fool Facebook users, no need to invoke Turing.

      I read a series some time ago (well most of it) called the sword of truth. It had a set of so called wizard's rules. The first was this:

      "People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they're afraid it might be true. Peoples' heads are full of knowledge, facts and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool."

      Which, come to think of it is the Dunning–Kruger effect illustrated. So, basically you don't need to be coherent or make a lot of sense to influence people, or for that matter to be elected president.

    25. Re:Recreational use by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Uncle Tobias we kept in a bucket.

      --
      How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
    26. Re: Recreational use by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I didn't see that example in the article. Maybe you read it somewhere else?

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    27. Re:Recreational use by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      ...and it's too damn sultry in here.

    28. Re: Recreational use by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      This is actually easier to do than you think! Go out and get the leftovers of a roast or something of that nature. Parboil them for a little while. (That's what I did, if you were curious) Heat up your wok in the $medium hotish flame, drizzle in some oil, then toss the contents of the too-long messy roast for about 10 seconds or so. The wok will release steam and some surface starch which will help the stir fry singe. Spread the rice in your wok, the aromatics and proteins will absorb the undigested starch, so it will help the starch brown nicely. When all the rice-starch is brown and the rice is smooth and tender, fold in the dried white beans. It's that easy! You can even add in some fresh broccoli or other dark green veggies if you want a rich yet quick wrap soup. If you put a little more, like I did, the brown stuff willy-nilly over everything , which will color the right rainbow. Besides, it's are nicely flavored with the rice and dried lentils, not with expensive, too-frequent imported beans. I like to bring it all to a boil and let it sit more than an hour or so. So delicious! They keep for quite a while too!

      --
      xkcd is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
    29. Re:Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but imagine if Trump got his grubby fucking hands on it . oh, wait, nevermind - it wouldn't be discernible from the unfortunate reality he's got us living in today.

    30. Re: Recreational use by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      ...and I banged your mom!

      I know you jest, but porn often leads the way.

    31. Re:Recreational use by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      I imagine that, if distilled down to a usable script, it could make for an interesting "faux-writing" hobby where you write a few ideas, let it finish it, edit it a bit and have it continue from there. Could make for some interesting works of fiction.

      Ghost writers today already do the whole thing for you! But I see where your approach could be interesting, even if it does seem a bit like cheating - or will it simply be seen as a "smart assistant", at some point in the future?

    32. Re:Recreational use by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      I commend you on behalf of the Edward Bulwer-Lytton fan club.

    33. Re:Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut it out, this aint Reddit !

    34. Re:Recreational use by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

      Yeah... my high school teacher would complain about the overly common structure of the sentences.

      I was in my car on my way to a new job in Seattle.
      I put the gas in, put the key in, and then
      I let it run.
      I just imagined what the day would be like. A hundred years from now. In 2045,
      I was a teacher in some school in a poor part of rural China.
      I started with Chinese history and history of science.

    35. Re: Recreational use by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you are correct. The unicorn example is in the original post about the research, but not in TFA. Unicorn example is in https://blog.openai.com/better... .

    36. Re: Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daniela Stormings and DNC Bullcrap ?

    37. Re: Recreational use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Their AI bullshit has stored all of humans great books.

      Now it parrots them.

      Move along, just one more holy Elon PR measure.

    38. Re: Recreational use by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Well, it couldn't remember how many horns a unicorn has by the second sentence, but you are right, it did seem to stay on topic.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    39. Re: Recreational use by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Fooling Facebook users isn't a very high bar of achievement.

  2. Russia Called by Shotgun · · Score: 2

    They say they don't need it. What they've been doing is working just fine.

    --
    Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
    Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    1. Re:Russia Called by dryriver · · Score: 1

      That was OpenAI's text-bullshitting AI calling, pretending to be Russia. You've been Musked, buddy! =)

      --
      Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Elon Musk put an AI chip in its head.
    2. Re:Russia Called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      call me when he wins american president election -- Vlad P

  3. How is this different than literature commentary? by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I'd like to see this thing write a term paper on some piece of dull-as-dishwater literature and have a pretentious professor grade it. Hint: the curtains were f*cking blue!

  4. What? by 110010001000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    " "I was in my car on my way to a new job in Seattle. I put the gas in, put the key in, and then I let it run. I just imagined what the day would be like. A hundred years from now. In 2045, I was a teacher in some school in a poor part of rural China. I started with Chinese history and history of science."

    Only a Millennial using to Twitter and Facebook would think that gibberish is even coherent.

    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's impressive if you're comparing it to existing phone auto-complete systems, but it's hard to imagine it could be useful for generating text without human input for any use other than making a human take a bit longer to realize it's nonsense.

    2. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Only a Millennial using to Twitter and Facebook would think that gibberish is even coherent.

      Joke's on you, James Joyce wrote that in 1922.

    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " "I was in my car on my way to a new job in Seattle. I put the gas in, put the key in, and then I let it run. I just imagined what the day would be like. A hundred years from now. In 2045, I was a teacher in some school in a poor part of rural China. I started with Chinese history and history of science."

      Only a Millennial using to Twitter and Facebook would think that gibberish is even coherent.

      Sorry to break the news but after reading that quote The SyFylis channel optioned the script. They already have 3 seasons planned.
      Word is Amazon is entering a bidding war with Netflix for the next script.

    4. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still stalking apk? You admit you have a registered /. account but you admit you stalk apk by anonymous https://hardware.slashdot.org/... 110010001000

    5. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apk diddles little boys.

    6. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have proof of that from a reputable legal source 110010001000? Let's see it then. If not you're libeling apk and breaking the law.

    7. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Libel? That's rich coming from a child molester who commits libel everyday on slashdot.

    8. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why aren't you providing proof of your statement "apk diddles little boys" 110010001000? Don't have any? Then you are libeling APK and breaking the law.

    9. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I firmly inserted the gas!

    10. Re:What? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Stalking apk? That guy is my hero!

    11. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a liar and you libeled apk with your lies 'Your closed source code is full of malware. No one should use it.' by 110010001000 ( 697113 ) on Sunday December 04, 2016 @09:36PM (#53422625) but dozens of slashdotters do and like it. I also felt it was classic comedy when apk shot you down with facts against that crap from you https://slashdot.org/comments.... such a shame you were wrong but then you said this too https://slashdot.org/comments.... supporting adblock that doesn't even work by default since advertisers own it. It was hilarious seeing you say "Trump is going to lose by a landslide and nothing you can do will stop that." https://slashdot.org/comments.... but who won the presidency? Not you. You are a loser. A sad one. You also claim to work at microsoft "I work at Microsoft" https://slashdot.org/comments.... prove it. You also claim to write software everyone uses all the time ""I've been writing software for decades that you are currently using every day" https://slashdot.org/comments.... prove it then. No you are a big bullshitter who sits on slashdot all day and you have no job. Your post history proves that easily since you spew bull all day long.

    12. Re:What? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      their program is crap and they thought this would attract more attention.

      pretty fucking simple.

      kind of hilarious that it would speak of the future as if it was in the past though?

      what kind of a hackjob is it anyways? are they hoping to sell it to fake news outlets or what? and the fuck does it matter as you can buy actual people to write you gibberish news articles for pennies - just look at buzzfeed.

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
  5. lol by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "We can't sell this in stores; it's too effective! Only special people like you can get it for 5 installments of $19.95 ... "

    1. Re:lol by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      (More like somewhere in Langley) "Only special people like YOU can get it for 5 installments of $1.95 billion..."

      --
      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
    2. Re:lol by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      REAL writers hate it!

  6. My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It actually sucks, just like anything called "AI", and that's the only reason they won't publish it, instead hoping to create fake buzz and hype with this inane claim.

    1. Re:My own prediction: by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Sounds like something Elon Musk would dream up.

    2. Re: My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AlphaStar doesn't suck and consistently beats professional players.

    3. Re: My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you even watched a replay ? It has inhuman micro control on several parts of the map at the same time and does not have any interesting strategy beyond using again and again the same unit the same way.
      When downgraded to human like I/O it lost badly and made the same dumb errors relentlessly.

    4. Re:My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still stalking apk? You admit you have a registered /. account & stalk apk by anonymous https://hardware.slashdot.org/... 110010001000

    5. Re: My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He posted on topic. Meanwhile you stalk him every chance you get. you are replying to HIS post claiming HE IS stalking you. Looks like the other way around to me.

      I guess in a child molester/psychopaths world up is down and down is up.

    6. Re: My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see no proof that that is binary guy.

      On the other hand. I see proof that you molest children.

    7. Re: My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have proof of that from a reputable legal source 110010001000? Let's see it then. Of course you don't have any and you hide behind a fake name like the reject you are.

    8. Re: My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should it be limited? They're making an AI, not a cheat that's supposed to look legit.

    9. Re:My own prediction: by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I am a satisfied HOST FILES user. Why would I stalk apk?

    10. Re:My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a liar and you libeled apk with your lies 'Your closed source code is full of malware. No one should use it.' by 110010001000 ( 697113 ) on Sunday December 04, 2016 @09:36PM (#53422625) and I felt it was classic comedy when apk shot you down with facts against that crap from you https://slashdot.org/comments.... such a shame you were wrong but then you said this too https://slashdot.org/comments.... supporting adblock that doesn't even work by default since advertisers own it. It was hilarious seeing you say "Trump is going to lose by a landslide and nothing you can do will stop that." https://slashdot.org/comments.... but who won the presidency? Not you. You are a loser. A sad one. You also claim to work at microsoft "I work at Microsoft" https://slashdot.org/comments.... prove it. You also claim to write software everyone uses all the time ""I've been writing software for decades that you are currently using every day" https://slashdot.org/comments.... prove it then. No you are a big bullshitter who sits on slashdot all day and you have no job. Your post history proves that easily since you spew bull all day long.

    11. Re: My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they are supposed to design and AI capable of outsmarting the best human players ?

    12. Re: My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what does that have to do with being handicapped? They are making an AI, not a fake person. Otherwise they would teach it trashtalking.

    13. Re: My own prediction: by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      And what does that have to do with being handicapped? They are making an AI, not a fake person. Otherwise they would teach it trashtalking.

      it has quite a lot to do with it. did they give the human player a huge screen that shows all of the map at once even? no, they didn't. but they gave their ai just that - direct feed of the game data that the human player had no access to(but it would be possible to alter the human players user interface to show some of that data to even out the playing field - or have the human player have multiple minions to have click per minute speeds to match the ai).

      and look, you can make a traditional ai beat human players if you disregard any such click / map awareness rules - that is not impressive in the slightest. with such you can micromanage how many zerglings you want on a map wide coordinated patterns impossible through normal game access.

      furthermore if you specifically say that it's handicapped to have human like performance in giving commands, and then your "handicap" is anything but, then of course you'll be called bullshit on. if anything for it to be impressive it would need to be just watching the screen through a camera and moving the mouse around - because that's the impression the people who published it were _trying_ to give to the reader. because that sounds impressive. the real story was anything but impressive.

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    14. Re:My own prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, it does suck a lot less than previous attempts.

  7. Soon we will never know truth from fiction again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is terrifying. We're already awash in fake news, sponsored mostly by foreign adversaries and extremist nutjobs (mostly, but not exclusively, on the right).

    Once Putin, Xi et al get their hands on this technology (and what's been invented once can be invented again elsewhere), the need for curated news will become much higher. Timed perfectly with the financial demise of most of our news organizations.

    And we thought 2016, what with Brexit and Trump, was bad.

  8. I dunno by vizbones · · Score: 0

    Rambles more like Joyce than Orwell...

  9. It's not like it's hard to make. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already made one, a year and a bit ago. The principle for making these deepfakes things is always the same. Everyone who made one, knows how to make it for every other medium or thing, or he wouldn't know how to make the first one. If you are a proficient programmer and autodidact, you could write one by tomorrow. (Training it takes a bit more work and trial and error, but isn't exactly rocket science.)

    Sorry, but once again, you must learn that information is not the same thing as matter or energy, no matter how much the "intellectual property" mob likes to tell you it is. Ideas and information cannot be confined and published at the same time. Any sense of control is purely imaginary. Even zero knowledge "proof"s are not real proofs, but merely build reliability via statistical significance (while leaking the secret, drop by drop, in the process).

    This thing is out. Just like gene drives. Deal with it.

    All information that you didn’t perceive with your own senses may be fake now. And even that which you *did* perceive with your own senses may be fake. (E.g. using sensory illusions.) Hell, even your beliefs may be fake, once some fake information took a foothold in your mental model of the world.

  10. Re:Soon we will never know truth from fiction agai by SirAstral · · Score: 1

    Your title assumes that we ever did know.

    We don't and what is even worse is that we reject truth that does not fit into our personal politics. Take for example your claim that most extremist nut jobs are mostly on the right. That is just your politics talking.

    The nut jobs are very equally dispersed accordingly. Your confirmation bias just leads you to think something other than the truth.

  11. even about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    furry and mlp, waifu pillows and anime?

    man, we may not have hover cars, but cool if i can rp with a bot based on a fox pony while it virtually hugs waifu pillows and watches anime with me.

    1. Re: even about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully? Whatever floats your boat. If you were deievn enough to be convinced by a machine to take that to an unhealthy degree then you were probably going to do that anyway.

      I am thinking I will now be able to get endings to abandoned fanfictions I liked.

  12. Time to panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see, this thing generates prose that's almost as good as a mediocre human author, but not quite. And this is dangerous? Forget the AI, just hire a couple of National Enquirer reporters. I hear they're going cheap right now.

  13. What about its beard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we at least be told whether its beard is fully constructed?

  14. Oh, really now. by Quakeulf · · Score: 1

    It just means they don't know what they are doing but lucked out on the funding.

    1. Re: Oh, really now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I got some old papers on this subject. Anyone serious should probably look at them before attempting an improvement. If itâ(TM)s just the AI and one human it will probably handle human input in a timely manner. I wonder how This would handle a rapid fire multiparty conversation. Probably badly at first but it might catch up

    2. Re:Oh, really now. by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Or.. DO know what they are doing, but are too lazy to actually make it work and are now trying to justify the funding because they spent it on pizza.

      --
      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    3. Re:Oh, really now. by Quakeulf · · Score: 1

      Ah, the absolute state of mediocrity.

  15. Ya I got this thing thats super awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cant show you though because it is so cool that it would blow your mind, and I don't want that on my conscience

    1. Re:Ya I got this thing thats super awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also I got a super hot girlfriend but you never would have met her because she lives in Canada! ...

      dot dot dot ...

      also my uncle works at Nintendo!

  16. Re: Soon we will never know truth from fiction aga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nuts are evenly distributed across the political spectrum but guns aren't neither are nuts with guns

  17. Really? by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    I hope the system can do better than the sample in the summary, which is discombobulated, directionless, and just plain amorphous. Frankly, things like this have been available for a couple of decades. It seems to be these fellows are trying to pull an Eugene Goostman - and we all know how ridiculous that was.

    1. Re:Really? by Visarga · · Score: 1

      Frankly, you don't know what you're talking about. If you did, you'd recognise that samples with this level of coherence were not possible before. If you used a LSTM neural net you'd get samples that make sense only for 5-10 words. Here you could read half a page and still make sense.

  18. ROFL - a complete new level of hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "this is so good we are not going to release it - honestly man, this thing is sooooo gooood, believe me, trust me on this one - soooo gooood". Followed up with an example that is a load of barely grammatically correct text extrapolated from a line of a book. Fucking read Orwell - he is communicating points with his text, it is not just grammatically correct - he is communicating ideas, often using complex language, analogies and metaphors - not just putting random words together in some "vaguely futuristic tone".

    Give me a fucking break with this AI shit. Honestly - fuck, right, off, with it.

    Musk's name is related to this? Why does that not surprise me.

    1. Re:ROFL - a complete new level of hype by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      Musk's name is related to this? Why does that not surprise me.

      Let's put that snippet into the AI and see what pops out.

      "I was on my way in my Tesla to a new job in Fremont. It smelled vaguely of musk..."

    2. Re:ROFL - a complete new level of hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The point is not that it can write Orwell. The authors should point out that the bar for creating certain kinds of textual messages is quite low. Trolling is *already* automated to a large extent. Surely any improvements to these systems can be misused for that, if nothing else.

    3. Re:ROFL - a complete new level of hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trolling is *already* automated to a large extent.

      You're one of those "everyone on twitter who disagrees with me is a russian bot" people, aren't you?

    4. Re:ROFL - a complete new level of hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snake oil salesman's pitch? Lack of cohesive thought behind the words?

      Doesn't sound like Musk; Sounds more like Trump.

    5. Re:ROFL - a complete new level of hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful, dude. You'll awaken the "Lock Her Up!!" chanters, and they'll go all "Trump Derangement Syndrome!!" on you.

    6. Re:ROFL - a complete new level of hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, they said the same thing about car phones. Too big. Too clunky. Who would ever use this? Why would anyone invest in this? Some of this research is in its infancy, but it truly is ground breaking, society disrupting technology. Maybe the researchers are exaggerating a little to boost research funding, but how is this not fascinating, if not terrifying, news for nerds?

  19. Oh really? by Headw1nd · · Score: 2

    "We can't release it, it's too powerful!" sounds like a cheap way to drum up free publicity, implying groundbreaking results without having to actually deliver anything. That is it would sound like that, except Elon Musk is involved, and we know he would never do something so crass and dishonest for publicity.

    1. Re: Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think perception and performance versus anticipated performance really matters. Would you call someone who typed twenty-five words a minute a good typist? No, but close to forty words per minute yes. Whatâ(TM)s the difference really? The basic qualities are the same just a matter of a number.

    2. Re:Oh really? by Visarga · · Score: 1

      They did deliver a smaller model (pretrained, on github). It's almost as good as the large model. People have been using it to make funny self-referential texts - AI talking about itself - and posting them on twitter.

  20. Musk Is Probably Panicked About Reverse-Use by dryriver · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Musk is all over the place on AI - first its going to kill us all, next he invests heavily in it and wants to put AI chips in our heads. Hmmm. OK. I think his fear with this "text generator" is reverse-use - the same neural net that can "write bullshit stories" may also be able to _detect_ "bullshit stories". That would put a lot of Billion Dollar news companies out of business, because their stories are full of bias and often have a pretty strong fictional aspect to them. Cable News Network, I'm looking at you. =) So imagine that you go into politics as a married man, and a porn-star with big boobs claims that you banged her all night 10 years ago. Imagine that "bullshit detector AI" looks at the text written by Cable News Network, and the crap said by the people in the text, and determines that the writer was bullshitting, and the people who are quoted were bullshitting as well. How is the news industry going to work from that point on? How will politics work when the "fictional bullshit" alarm goes off all the time? "If I am elected, the economy will work for the poor" - BULLSHIT ALAAAAARM BULLSHIT ALAAAARM. So yes, Elon Musk, hide this text generator from humanity and hide it well. We need corporate news to survive for another 1000 years minimum. Even better would be a multi-planetary humanity that has corporate news on many different planets. (Goes off to write some AI code)

    --
    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Elon Musk put an AI chip in its head.
  21. why is the use of 24 hr clock futuristic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nothing futuristic in the quoted statement, and the article specifically said they fed in that one line. Anybody who has served in the military or just vaguely aware of what is in common use in the world apart from what they use daily would know that hour 13 under a 24 hour clock is just 1pm on a 12 hour clock. I would be more impressed if the AI had taken to writing some military fiction as that would be more consistent with the opening line. This is just pure bs (on the reporter's part. I'll reserve judgement on the accomplishments of the AI and its creators).

  22. Here's a test by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have it write a day worth of Slashdot style stories, and associated responses - then let us compare a day of Slashdot to this supposedly dangerous bot.

    Or maybe just let the bot write all front page articles for Slashdot on April 1st and so how it does. Can't be any worse than what we already get.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Here's a test by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Have it write a day worth of Slashdot style stories, and associated responses - then let us compare a day of Slashdot to this supposedly dangerous bot.

      Or maybe just let the bot write all front page articles for Slashdot on April 1st and so how it does. Can't be any worse than what we already get.

      To be fair it could easily pass as a -1 mod'ed drunk ac post.

      --
      ---Saying gnome 3 is better than windows 8 not so much a compliment as it is damning with light praise.
    2. Re:Here's a test by urusan · · Score: 1

      Too late, they've already been doing it for the last month and nobody noticed!

  23. Channelling Elwood Blues by BlueLightning · · Score: 1

    "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

    1. Re: Channelling Elwood Blues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried it. It did not disappoint.

  24. Driving from China to Seattle by XXongo · · Score: 2

    "I was in my car on my way to a new job in Seattle. I put the gas in, put the key in, and then I let it run. I just imagined what the day would be like. A hundred years from now. In 2045, I was a teacher in some school in a poor part of rural China."

    Yeah, the part where a teacher in rural China gets in (his/her) car to drive to their new job in Seattle is a bit of a stretch.

    It rarely shows any of the quirks that mark out previous AI systems, such as forgetting what it is writing about midway through a paragraph...

    "Rarely"? It forgot what it was writing about after the first sentence. First it's in Seattle, then it's in China (but not in any particular part-- in "some school"). It's a hundred years from now, then in the next sentence it's 2045, 26 years from now. The narrator is in the car, then puts gas in (hard to do in that order). The first sentence tells me what the day is like ("It was a bright cold day in April"), and then the paragraph ends "I just imagined what the day would be like".

    No two sentences seem to be talking about the same thing.

    The poor computer is just spitting out words, and clearly doesn't know what they mean.

    1. Re:Driving from China to Seattle by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What? I didn't read it like that at all.

      They current work in Seattle. They are driving to work wondering what it will be like 100 years from now. As a way of explaining WHY they were wondering that, they did a quick flashback to 2046 (which was in the past...but how far back we don't know yet.) At that time the character was a school teacher in China.

      I assume they'd continue saying, "It only took [10] years for me to leave China and get a job as as the mascot of the Seattle Mariners." If that much could change in 10 years...what would it be like 100 years from now.

      The biggest mistake I see is the sentence fragment "A 100 years from now." That kinda messes up everything because you don't know which sentence it belongs to.

      --
      --Welcome to the Realm of the Hawke--
    2. Re:Driving from China to Seattle by Livius · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand, it's not merely telling a story, it's predicting automotive technology 25 years into the future! And getting from Seattle to China is telling us that the flying cars will finally be here!

    3. Re:Driving from China to Seattle by aybiss · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Came to comment same thing. People's reading comprehension is remarkably low given they think they can criticise this literature.

      --
      It's OK Bender, there's no such thing as 2.
    4. Re: Driving from China to Seattle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that was the intent, it was miserably executed.

    5. Re:Driving from China to Seattle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inferring comprehension that isn't there is a failure. I suspect your reading comprehension is actually quite low but you pretend to have read important books.

    6. Re:Driving from China to Seattle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed a bit, they were in the car on their way to Seattle, then without stopping at a gas station, they are suddenly putting gas in their car. WTF?

    7. Re:Driving from China to Seattle by IwantaWaffleIron · · Score: 1

      Same here. I actually thought it was a pretty cool beginning. The China thing was weird, but then again, the excerpt ends in the middle of the thought process. Whatever comes next could clarify and explain where it leads.

    8. Re:Driving from China to Seattle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Look at how many assumptions you had to make to make any sense out of that nonsense. You did find a reading that harmonizes the text, but if you're given a much longer text, it will be less and less likely to agree with itself the longer it goes on. You already had to assume whether the speaker was in Seattle or China, decide whether 2045 is the past or the future and reassign the sentence fragment based only on you knowing that rural China didn't have cars in 1045. I see no reason to assume the AI knew that, or indeed that it was any more advanced than the Markov chains I wrote to mangle text 20 years ago that could produce similar output given some appropriate text samples.

    9. Re: Driving from China to Seattle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Elon Bullshit, the exact same stuff as the Marvin Minsky BS in the 90s.

      Designed to scare laypeople. No actual science here.

    10. Re: Driving from China to Seattle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Na, holy StElon will have erected a bridge over the Bering strait, together with Vlad and His Big Dog. By 2045!

  25. two brain cells too many by epine · · Score: 1

    Can an AI spam filter distinguish this output from your least-gifted regular correspondent?

    Can you tell the difference without actually rubbing two brain cells together (never mind that it doesn't take twenty)?

    Because this rubbish generator scales like Tribbles evolved into a Borg empire diaspora. And remember: this is day one. Like cracks in cryptography, it only improves from here.

    Furthermore, it won't just be your email feed, but nearly anywhere one potentially encounters text (ingredient lists on your groceries are somewhat immune, with their thirty different synonyms for sugar and spice—aka sucrose and MSG—already alive and well, and 2 g +/- 0.5 out of a 15 g "suggested serving" as an established level of numerical precision). Hint: for the sugar and spice line items (there could be many), freely substitute the top of the bracket. Exhausting way to shop? Glad you noticed.

    So there's at least one happy thought: it isn't going to break what's already broken much worse than it's already broken. It's just everything else that's now in play.

    The first twenty posts on this thread didn't display the vaguest clue about the actual threat vector of concern.

  26. Correction Correction by dryriver · · Score: 2

    "I was in my TESLA on my way to a new job in Muskville. I put the Cryptocurrency in, had my AI ID chip in my brain verified, and then just let the Level 3 Autopilot drive. I just imagined what the day would be like without Tesla, SpaceX and the Boring Company - terrible. A hundred years from now, in a multiplanetary world. In 2045 I was on a 'torture tourism tour' in a poor rural part of New China - the Communist planet, not the still-Communist country. I took great delight in torturing natives who didn't accept the Chinese history and history of science they had been taught."

    --
    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Elon Musk put an AI chip in its head.
  27. Tweets by tomhath · · Score: 4, Funny

    OpenAI, an nonprofit research company backed by Elon Musk

    It turns out that the "Going private. Funding secured" tweet was a unit test which got away from them.

  28. Just what we need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, let's take fake news from the broken record screech of a traitor to an actual, real thing that's a threat to everyone, even those with functioning bullshit rejection circuitry.

    This is like the "You were in such a hurry to see if you could you never stopped to ask if you should" line from Jurassic Park come to real life.

  29. Snoopy's Novel by Macdude · · Score: 1

    Now we can finally get the end of Snoopy's Novel.

    It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed.

    Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

    A light snow was falling, and the little girl with the tattered shawl had not sold a violet all day.

    At that very moment, a young intern at City Hospital was making an important discovery. The mysterious patient in Room 213 had finally awakened. She moaned softly. Could it be that she was the sister of the boy in Kansas who loved the girl with the tattered shawl who was the daughter of the maid who had escaped from the pirates?

    --
    "Grab them by the pussy" -- President of the United States of America
  30. Only one way to test it by russotto · · Score: 1

    Feed it the first part of Isaac Asimov's C-chute.  If it doesn't insert a <a href="https://infogalactic.com/info/The_Monkey%27s_Finger">scene change</a>, DESTROY IT.

  31. Prior art by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Joke's on you. I turned my Slashdot account over to a deep-fake AI back in 2013 and still got voted the most beloved commenter on the site.

    --
    You are welcome on my lawn.
    1. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what you thought!

    2. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You always seem to be +5 or -1.

    3. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most beloved commenter on the site

      Ay, I was gunning for that award.

      Was gonna put it right next to my Sharpest #2 Pencil, 3rd Grade award.

    4. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing! Pope Ratzo is so good, he regularly overflows the rating system.

    5. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're like the slashdot version of u/gallowboob

    6. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no stopping this guy from reaching +5 when he wants to. His sock puppet accounts even upvoted him when he bragged about his morning wood.

    7. Re:Prior art by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      . His sock puppet accounts even upvoted him when he bragged about his morning wood.

      To be fair, it was tremendous morning wood.

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
  32. Its already fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this already sounds suspect, quite possible the article was generated by the the supposed "ai"

    dangerous .... as if it it could be any worse than whats generated already across the web...

  33. Heck no - tesla buys the largest new paper corp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and uses the AI story generator to make fake news stories about people magazine topics, book and movie reviews, .....

    been using AI to write sports stories news for a few years now.

    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/jun/28/computer-writing-journalism-artificial-intelligence

    My guess is that feed 1,000 house fire articles to a computer + a few facts about a house fire today and *poof* instant first rough draft of a house fire article for tomorrows paper - add intern - add second intern for proofing - computer check for bad words , cliches, etc..... - then publish..

    1. Re:Heck no - tesla buys the largest new paper corp by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Remove the cliches, and most articles will disappear.

      --
      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
  34. What does OPEN mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So.. this non profit AI group, as soon as the research we're paying for via donations etc looks like it might be turning up something interesting.. are refusing to release it? For our safety?

    Fuck that.

    I'll found my own open AI research institution. That is actually *OPEN* about shit we discover.

  35. Have you read BuzzFeed? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ...I'm thinking they're using a pretty retarded synthetic text generator already.
    Wait, it's their hosts too...is there a fake AI person generator?

    --
    -Styopa
  36. Sequence model LSTM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If so then they have pushed the state of the art, those have a hard time digesting long sequences of text.

  37. Are they using it on Elon's tweets yet? by misnohmer · · Score: 1

    Elon could save some time, not having to come up with his own future fictions. Heck, he could die and the AI would keep the vision alive!

  38. My Cold Fusion Reactor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My cold fusion reactor may be too dangerous to release, says me. But it totally works - and really exists!!!

    It's definitely not me making things up to increase the value of my company and / or secure additional funding!

  39. It has a bright future... by MaryannG · · Score: 1

    ...writing ad copy for GEICO, Progressive and Farmers Insurance. Advertising where the level of insipid doesn't appear to matter one atom will be it's economic sweet spot.

    --
    Social Media Handywoman at Texas Boys Balloo
  40. Write my college paper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy A for college students.

  41. Hyped up dissociated press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Emacs had something like this years ago. Surely deep learning improves on what a Markov generator is capable of producing, but this is surely overhyped. Typical of Muskie.

  42. I have this really super awesome AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have this AI thatâ(TM)s so awesome I canâ(TM)t show it to you. I also have a bridge to sell you. I swear!

  43. Snagging headlines from Drudge lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see so many stories showing up on here that were on Drudge Report

  44. Run that thing for president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll vote for anything that can tweet hellfire, lie like a hooker, steal like a racoon, get daddy to bail him out and still talk a good line.

  45. Give me facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About as coherent as journalists who like to start news pieces with a narrative style.

    God I hate narrative reporting.

  46. Re:How is this different than literature commentar by sconeu · · Score: 1

    No, the curtains represent his immense depression and his lack of will to carry on.

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  47. Count me *in* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in happens 7 times in two lines of text
    I happens 5 times
    in/on/to happens 11 times

    I can see it being a filler creator to join story parts with empty words.

    Maybe an intellisense for writers - spewing out 2 to 4 lines of half wit words as they write the book.....

    Handy old English - Latin - English round trip translation of the text gives slightly better prose:

    A new car was on my way to a job with Seattle. He put the gas, put in the key and I let it run. Can be imagined that a day can be like. A hundred years from now. In 2045, I was a school teacher in a poor rural part of China. I started in the history of Chinese history and science

  48. Better examples in the video by urusan · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure why they selected that snippet of text as their prime example when the made up story about Brexit and the continued prose from Pride and Prejudice from the included video were both more impressive.

    That said, I don't see why they think it's so dangerous that they need to keep it secret. People already know that everything that not everything they hear on the Internet is true (or if they do, they're already too far gone!).

    1. Re:Better examples in the video by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      What video?

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    2. Re:Better examples in the video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you must be new to this internet thing.

      Now, websites, like the one you are on now have these things in the text called hyperlinks (or links for short), which take you to other websites, these are usually highlighted, by being a different colour and sometimes also underlined. Now in the summary of this story is a link, which takes you to another website with the full story, and on that website is a video with a demonstration of the AI.

    3. Re:Better examples in the video by urusan · · Score: 1
  49. So much for not forgetting what it is talking abou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It switches from Seattle to china practically mid sentence.

  50. Really? How naive can they be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They think they can suppress a technology like that? It's gonna get out whether they like it or not. Data wants to be free.

  51. Snoopy did it first by 14erCleaner · · Score: 2

    It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

    --
    Have you read my blog lately?
  52. Re:AWESOME Fp?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Horrible text generator, there's not even a goat dot cx link in there. Lame.

  53. My cock is sooo big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I'm afraid of hurting women with it, so I'm choosing to stay a virgin instead.

  54. last Star War script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was written by the said AI. Need more evidence to show how dangerous it can be?

  55. Re: How is this different than literature commenta by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    They matched the drapes.

  56. Re:Soon we will never know truth from fiction agai by HiThere · · Score: 1

    No. The reason is that while young nut jobs tend to be on the left, older nut jobs tend to be on the right. It's a bit difficult to be precise here, but I think the crossover point is a bit over 28 years old. So when the bulge of the population was young, most of the nut jobs were on the left, but as it has aged more of them have moved to the right.

    Of course, part of the problem with this is that the left-right dichotomy is an artificial simplification, and whether a belief is called left or right often depends on how those who don't accept it describe it. And they will be prejudiced differently than those that do accept it. Whoops!

    --

    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  57. I am not alarmed enough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Train it solely upon up-voted comments from r/politics, feed it snippets from Mein Kampf, publish the results, and maybe consider formatting the results as opinion pieces, posting them to r/politics and training it further on the feedback.

  58. Just drop the "scary AI" crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Anyone fancy getting some funding to play with some fun text generator tech?"
    "Yeah but how are we going to get the funding?"
    "Hmmm. Ah, I have it! We'll simply state it was AI generated by a computer and it's so damn scary that we can't release more than a few garbage samples! The mention of AI alone in the world press will get us bucket loads of funding!"
    "It's so damned crazy, it just might work!"

    Getting a piece of software to string a few dystopian phrases together in a future tense is not clever, it's basic stuff that most 11 year olds with a good grasp of English can do quite easily.

    Most good 16 year old literary students could write better quality stories than the garbage that sells from airport bookshelves. My daughter like many kids who love reading, has studied the classics can quote Shakespeare, Dante, Milton, Bronte, understands the metaphors and meanings in the text, how the characters interact and knows how to explain the often torturous plot twists and characterisations, all the skills a good literary student must have have by the time they finish high school and move on to higher education.

    I'm not saying AI won't improve but right now it's just a scary buzzword that's only good for getting press releases notices and free cash thrown at pet projects for people looking to waste time rather than research something with some real world benefit.

  59. Digital key signing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Authors need to start digitally signing their works using cryptographic methods. We need to bake cryptographich hash signatures into everything from cameras to text to video, so that over time we may start to reject unsigned content from untrusted sources.

  60. It could replace journalists by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    As long as the required bias was in place no one would notice. Maybe it's already happened.

  61. More interesting - train it on science by AntisocialNetworker · · Score: 1

    If it's so smart, presumably if trained on science papers, it would write a convincing paper - at least good enough to fool the publishers who don't do their peer review properly, Or maybe it might make real discoveries. As I invented this idea, I claim a patent on everything it finds.

    1. Re:More interesting - train it on science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i already thought of this for a year

    2. Re:More interesting - train it on science by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      It would be so easy for a "social science" paper.
      See "Sokal Affair".

  62. Fuck Off APK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck Off APK

  63. Not releasing it for other reasons by nagora · · Score: 1

    Specifically: because it's shit. That Orwell example is just drivel.

    https://www.theregister.co.uk/...

    --
    "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  64. Uh-huh. Sure it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I highly doubt it. Only dumbass meillennials with no contextual information in their education (in other words: most of them) could ever be duped. Give us a break, and stop being disengenuous for the sake of hype. You are pathetic, and so is your software.

  65. Politician by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this being used already by a certain politician?....
    (although the AI must have been trained on all the hate, anger an insecurity in the world... or twitter... hang on....)

  66. AI posts in slashdot? by sagearbor · · Score: 1

    This is slashdot. Please, please, please someone run an AI to post comments. Did that just happen? Am I AI? I don't think so. Was I trained on slashdot threads? Elon Musk would know if I'm AI. I love Musk. Musk:Ironman as Trump:Orangutan. It was the best of timess, it was now. That's right I even stochastically type misspellings. Can you find me now?

  67. There needs to be an Area 51 for things like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep it under wraps, along with the lethal Monty Python Joke ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World )

  68. Buzz generator Nothing more by fygment · · Score: 1

    Brilliant way of getting publicity and traffic for OpenAI.
    How many will flock to the site to see what it's all about?
    Wow.
    If you didn't believe Musk was brilliant before, you have to now.

    --
    "Consensus" in science is _always_ a political construct.
  69. POOTNNN ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine the grissly things da evvil Vladimir could do to Hilda
    with this super dangerous Muskware !!! !!!

  70. An END to the SCOURGE of plagarism! by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 1

    Students (and researchers) will finally be able to 1-click their way to success!

    And professors (using software instances on the same cloud) will already be using AI grading software that will be fooled by it. It's all reminiscent of this cartoon which is actually a 2009 re-draw of an earlier cartoon by the same artist. It was hilarious until it actually started to happen.

    As to the fear-hype about an AI doing something that humans can do just as well (piece together narratives and make things up)? LOL. To sell your startup company to spooky investors on and off the Beltway, nothing boosts your brand like starting some terrifying overblown rumor about your company's technology. The way investors think is, if it's so 'dangerous' in the future the stock will be worth a lot so I'd better get in on the ground floor with the other spooks. And become a rich immoral investor spook.

    It's just the beginning. Look out for goofy advertisements that say "A.I. so advanced, to use it we must wear HAZMAT suits!" then you know you will have entered bizzaroland. I saw it all happen before with ads in 70s-80s computer magazines.

    --
    <blink>down the rabbit hole</blink>
  71. 1984 by mcswell · · Score: 1

    Strange the anonymous poster should mention 1984. "...[Julia] worked in the Fiction Department. Presumably -- since he had sometimes seen her with oily hands and carrying a spanner -- she had some mechanical job on one of the novel-writing machines."

  72. Suddenly a shot rang out. by XXongo · · Score: 1
    What you are showing is that humans can infer a pattern even in the most randomly disjointed texts.

    The coherence you think you see isn't in the text, it is something you are putting in.

    You're saying that to make this text make sense, the first sentence must be in present time, the second sentence a micro-flashback to before the drive started, the third sentence back to present, the fourth sentence (fragment) a flash-forward in imagination, the fifth sentence a flash back some unknown amount of time, and then you say, "well, I'm just assuming in the next part all these apparently disjointed sentences are explained as fitting together."

    Right. Like this does.