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Cringley's Next 2019 Predictions: Only 3.5 Cloud Players Will Survive (cringely.com)

Ten days ago 66-year-old tech pundit Robert Cringely revealed the first of what may be his final set of annual predictions for the technology industry -- but he's not done yet. Thursday Cringely predicted that "the Virtual Private Cloud (VPC) solution based on Open Source using Linux will change the Internet-as-a-Service Cloudscape to VPC-only during 2019" -- and that there'll be an industry-wide shakeout.

Long-time Slashdot reader supremebob, a Connecticut-based sys-admin, writes: He seems to believe that IBM Cloud and Oracle Cloud and doomed to fail, and Alibaba will only survive because of its strong Chinese presence. These seem like safe predictions, but his comments on Google Cloud are somewhat controversial...
After AWS, Alibaba, and Microsoft, "All the others will eventually disappear," Cringely writes, adding "Remember you read it first here." Google's largest cloud customer will always be Google and that will inevitably lead to poorer service for outside customers. That's why I think of Google Cloud as half of a player. Feel free to prove me wrong by delighting customers, Google... I don't see the marketing effort to help clients migrate. Lots of handholding is needed that IBM and Microsoft are happy to provide. Google does not understand customers whose IQs are sub-200. As such, Google doesn't have (and likely won't) have a history of winning outside of search advertising.

For IBM, their VPC roll-out is coming in the next month or two, but it's more marketing than an actual product. Big Blue simply has no capital to build out a unique offering. And Oracle? Well the new head of Google Cloud came from Oracle, where not enough was happening.

Cringely also predicts the U.S. government will try to force Amazon to spin-off its near-monopoly cloud business, noting that "the larger customers of AWS (those not operating on a credit card) generally hate Amazon because of its ruthless business behavior."

Lots of pressure will come to bear in this case from IBM, Microsoft, and Oracle, who are all suffering from a very specific database problem competing with AWS. Each of these companies sells their own database (DB2, SQL Server, and Oracle, respectively) that they've rolled into their cloud services. AWS's RDB, in contrast, is based on MySQL and costs Amazon almost nothing to support, giving the biggest cloud player a clear pricing advantage.

148 comments

  1. Pretty sure google will be around forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're rolling out on GCP, and with a customer as large as us, they're not going anywhere.

    1. Re: Pretty sure google will be around forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Google Public Cloud will be around forever as a 0.5 Cloud and you will lose your competitive edge because Google will prioritize their needs over yours. All this, according to the summary.

    2. Re:Pretty sure google will be around forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your 80TB porn collection does not count as a large customer

    3. Re:Pretty sure google will be around forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cringley is a clueless doofus.

      And it's not even his real name. There has been more than one "Robert X Cringely" over the last 20 years. He's just the latest clueless doofus using the name.

    4. Re: Pretty sure google will be around forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up chris. No one wants to know about your broom closet porn SAN in some unknown Palo Alto broom closet.

    5. Re: Pretty sure google will be around forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A closet within a closet. Clever.

    6. Re:Pretty sure google will be around forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You'd think.. except, they may get bored, and just casually mention that they're going to shut down in 3 months... please transition elsewhere.

      This is the stability one should expect from Google, based upon real, historical data.

    7. Re:Pretty sure google will be around forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today, the mother’s 19-year-old daughter is “homeless, bearded, in extreme poverty, sterilized, not receiving mental health services, extremely mentally ill, and planning a radial forearm phalloplasty (a surgical procedure that removes part of her arm to construct a fake penis).”

    8. Re: Pretty sure google will be around forever. by illiac_1962 · · Score: 2

      Even small players have failed to hang with Google because of thier incompetence and ineptitude. The Google cloud is a joke. It will be Microsoft in the end.

    9. Re:Pretty sure google will be around forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a name? I thought it was an adjective.

    10. Re: Pretty sure google will be around forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a very small player is trying to monetize and exploit Stan Lee beyond the grave! His name is creimer.

    11. Re: Pretty sure google will be around forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, but, he is a *huge* player!
      See here:
      https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw

    12. Re: Pretty sure google will be around forever. by supremebob · · Score: 1

      Google Cloud seems to have the most polished services for hosting containers at this point, which makes sense considering that they helped to develop the technology.

      They also have partnerships with other major hosting providers like Rackspace and Salesforce, which makes me also think that they will be around for awhile.

  2. Big players will get hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I figure a couple bigger players in cloud systems will get hacked or somehow compromised or simply have a major failure losing lot's of client data and that will be the reason many will back away from the cloud.

    1. Re:Big players will get hacked by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "I figure a couple bigger players in cloud systems will get hacked or somehow compromised or simply have a major failure losing lot's of client data and that will be the reason many will back away from the cloud."

      Ha!, Ha!, and then onether Ha!

      Of course a couple big players will get hacked, of course they will lose lots of client data but, no, that won't make business going away from the cloud. There will be, if any, a minor "glitch" on one cloud providers of customers moving to a different one.

      On one hand, the very business of cloud is perfect for globalization and economies of scale, so, the poster is right: two/three will cope the business (with, maybe a couple dozen of niche ones). On the other, "security" is an externalized cost, both in terms of deflecting blame (it's not my fault, it's my provider's) and "real" costs (when did a security breach mean a real cost to the one hosting the data?) -too good a proposition for business to reject.

    2. Re: Big players will get hacked by illiac_1962 · · Score: 2

      What world do you live in? No one gives a fuck about data integrity or privacy. There is no outrage. There will never be outrage. No. One. Cares. Give me my instant gratification and back the fuck off.

    3. Re: Big players will get hacked by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      He doesn't realize that IBM serves the niche of a full service provider who gives the fortune 500 everything they want (and what companies in the fortune 500 want doesn't always seem rational from the outside). I don't know what Oracle provides but anyone who uses their cloud will be fucked.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    4. Re: Big players will get hacked by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Don't question what Oracle provides, simply pray they do not alter the deal further.

      IBM isn't putting out a "unique offering" because they're focusing on using generic standards-based tools, and selling the full corporate servicing you mention.

      As a consultant, I want to use the same technologies that IBM is using, and I want to be able to tell my clients, "If you outgrow my services, you can go to IBM and keep using the same stuff you started with."

      That's way better marketing than, "If you outgrow my services, you have to start over from scratch, and you wouldn't want to see that happen to a nice business like yours."

    5. Re: Big players will get hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Equifax to Facebook data scandals and everything shown by Wikileaks and the likes of Ed Snowden... it's obvious that no one gives a rat's ass about privacy or data

      That or people are too engulfed in putting out the more immediate tire fires of everyday life from ridiculous healthcare and insurance costs to stagnant wages and lack of class mobility in this complete dump of a society we've inherited.

  3. Internet-as-a-Service by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    WTF is Internet-as-a-Service? As-a-Service usually means it's somewhere else and you have to give somebody a load of cash and use the internet to reach it.

    Do I need to buy more internets now?

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    1. Re: Internet-as-a-Service by illiac_1962 · · Score: 1

      This is just marketing for the grandma's and grandpa's who run things. Yes, you need to purchase more internet....and security. You need to purchase more security.

    2. Re:Internet-as-a-Service by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      With internet as a service, you would never even worry about buying more internets; you'd have all the internet you needed right at your fingertips!

      I guess the alternative to internet-as-a-service would be to lay some fiber to the backbone and try to sign a peering agreement with somebody?

    3. Re:Internet-as-a-Service by darkain · · Score: 2

      In once sense, the "internet" is simply a lot of interconnected networks. Following? AWESOME! Now, there is a new "as a service" that is emerging right now, SD-WAN, or "software defined wide area network" - it is simply a virtualized network on top of the internet, much like VLANing is a virtualized network on top of a physical network. SD-WAN is essentially an "internet as a service" as it allows multiple networks to become interconnected virtually to create a wide-area, or pseudo-internet on top of the physical internet. Confusing? Probably. But there are real business needs for it. Think of it as point-to-point VPN service, but instead of 2 points, the number of points interconnected is virtually unlimited!

    4. Re: Internet-as-a-Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't confuse real functional needs with whatever garbage marketing churns out from some startup SV.

      It won't be long until businesses offer BaaS (Business-as-a-Service), PaaS (Profit-as-a-servics), and SaaS (Service-as-a-Service).

    5. Re:Internet-as-a-Service by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1

      .... like MPLS?

      --
      "Prediction: within 10 years, Windows will be a Linux distribution." Me, 7-6-2016
    6. Re:Internet-as-a-Service by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      OMG, someone invented a router with a VPN connection. Or maybe they just use SSH tunnels?

    7. Re:Internet-as-a-Service by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      SD-WAN "competes" with MPLS in the sense that the vendors want you to ditch your expensive MPLS links for their offering that runs on commodity internet bandwidth. They do offer some decent features (everything after the first couple of hops is typically private network, so latency is fairly predictable/manageable/comparable to MPLS), they can bake in WAN acceleration, redundancy is trivial, etc.

      In the end, though, they cost as much (or more than!) MPLS. Typical cloud business model of replacing what you have that works with something you don't control that may or may not work better and costs more.

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
  4. Hey look, another sweeping prediction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Throw it on the pile.

  5. Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll be AWS, IBM, and Oracle.

    Microsoft is irrelevant in the cloud space. Every cloud product they push is a total piece of unusable shit (sharepoint, onedrive, skype for business, etc..)

    And, nobody in their right mind uses Alibaba. May as well just give all your money and IP to the Chinese.

    1. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AWS has the right tool at the right price. Why go anywhere else? Article good but the fluff is my least favorite aspect of this guys reporting

    2. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cringley is the moron you say?

    3. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would give Oracle some credit because they have their tentacles in a lot of big companies, but their cloud sucks.

      IBM is DOA. People bailed on them long ago.

    4. Re: Cringley is a moron by rainer_d · · Score: 4, Insightful

      AWS has the right tool at the right price. Why go anywhere else?

      You might think differently about that if Amazon starts competing in your industry.

      I do agree that at least AWS should be split-off from the rest of the business.

      It's bad enough that we have banks that are "too big to fail". We don't need an IT service provider in the same league.

      --
      Windows 2000 - from the guys who brought us edlin
    5. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forty years ago IBM had a monopoly and had to be broken up (but wasn't).

      Thirty years ago Microsoft had a monopoly and had to be broken up (but wasn't).

      Now Amazon/Google/Facebook are monopolies and must be broken up (but won't be).

    6. Re:Cringley is a moron by nicolaiplum · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Funnily enough "might as well give all your IP to the Americans" is what the Chinese think about AWS, and also that being at the whim of the US government could be bad for your reliability. Being Chinese, they're already at the whim of the Chinese government - why add trouble by using a US cloud provider?

      --
      "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled"
    7. Re:Cringley is a moron by dbrueck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      AWS, yes. IBM and Oracle, no. Sure, they may always exist, but they will likely never be large enough to be relevant. Neither has shown any sort of innovation in that space and are just me-too'ing it. And for Oracle it's doubly bad because they have such a terrible reputation. MSFT is far bigger and entrenched than IBM or Oracle.

      In comparing the various sizes of these providers, it's easy to forget how relatively small some of them are to AWS. A couple of years ago, AWS was bigger than its next 14 competitors *combined*. A lot have grown since then, but even just a year ago it was still bigger than the next 4 combined:

      https://www.parkmycloud.com/bl...

      Oracle doesn't even show up on that list.

    8. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cringeley has always been a moron.

      That said... Sharepoint, Skype and Onedrive aren't even the "cloud" - they are end-user business services. Microsoft's cloud platform is Azure, and by most accounts it is doing fairly well.

      IBM and Oracle will continue to have a sliver of market share due to legacy lock-in. But while virtually nobody is rushing to move their Postgres and Mysql database apps to Oracle, there's a lot going the other way.

    9. Re:Cringley is a moron by NothingWasAvailable · · Score: 2

      And, nobody in their right mind uses Alibaba. May as well just give all your money and IP to the Chinese.

      Except the Chinese. There are a lot of them. In fact, the Chinese government could make Alibaba the preferred (or mandated) cloud provider to Chinese companies.

    10. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I double dog dare you to call Jack Ma and read him the article. He will laugh.

    11. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The pending orders against Microsoft, and the threat of breakup turned out to change Microsoft's behaviour enough to allow for the market to succeed. And it was 20 years ago, not 30.

    12. Re:Cringley is a moron by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "And, nobody in their right mind uses Alibaba. May as well just give all your money and IP to the Chinese."

      Except for a billion of Chineses, that is.

    13. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one thing that interests me is that Oracle owns MySQL. Why the hell aren't they pushing that fact and pushing to develop MySQL cloud services.

    14. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft used to be synonymous with Bill Gates

    15. Re:Cringley is a moron by iggymanz · · Score: 2

      and that's only the half of it. Guess what other market they're investing in?

      India.

      Uh oh looks like they'll be YUGE

    16. Re:Cringley is a moron by iggymanz · · Score: 2

      You are a moron, Alibaba has China and taking over India. Guess what little AC tard, that's over a third the human race right there

    17. Re:Cringley is a moron by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      No, Microsoft is the biggest by users in the enterprisespace, one corporation in five uses Office 365 and related

    18. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jack Ma, lol. The Chinese Zuckerberg.

    19. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just so you're aware, telepresence robots are actually robots. You're a moron.

    20. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just so you're aware, telepresence robots are actually robots. You're still a moron.

    21. Re: Cringley is a moron by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Is that really what the Chinese think about AWS?

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    22. Re: Cringley is a moron by illiac_1962 · · Score: 1

      Azure is an entire bitch-slap better than AWS. On almost every front.

    23. Re:Cringley is a moron by _merlin · · Score: 1

      AliYun Hong Kong has good peering with Chinese and European ISPs. I don't store the master copy of anything important there, but I do use instances there for proxy/cache functionality because using it as a trampoline is often faster than connecting directly to/from stuff in Shanghai from elsewhere.

    24. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just so you're aware, telepresence robots are actually robots. You're completely a moron.

    25. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will be huge in China but if you believe that India would not screw Alibaba for an Indian company then I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I can sell you for a really good price.

    26. Re: Cringley is a moron by illiac_1962 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and they are so slick about it that when they do use Office365 their entire AD is in Azure, ready to go. Seemless, effortless, flawless.

    27. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a chance. Azure interferes with AWS probably in a were not done til Amazon doesn't run kind of way. AWS is proven. The others run the gamut from just okay to truly horrid.

    28. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are cloud, but they're SaaS cloud.

      This is really talking about PaaS and IaaS cloud.

      SaaS = Software as a service. Used by end users directly - think CRM, email, scheduling, HR etc
      IaaS = Infrastructure as a service. Used by network engineering types - think VMs, virtual routers, switches etc
      PaaS = Platform as a service. Used by programmers to build upon. Think 'run a website', 'database' or blob store

      Reality isn't quite so clearly delinated, but it's the major 'focus' areas.

    29. Re:Cringley is a moron by LostMyAccount · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Microsoft is shitty, but they will succeed in the cloud by more or less coercing users of various on-premise products into the cloud.

      Even Windows desktop/server users will wind up being forced to use a Microsoft ID to do anything with Windows, and most non-adware versions of Windows will wind up storing user profiles in OneDrive. You'll pay for it and use it whether you want to or not, and most people will wind up using it not be able to weed themselves out of it.

      I don't disagree their products in the cloud are pretty stinky now, but people seem drawn to them like moths to a flame.

    30. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they're afraid of cannibalization.

    31. Re: Cringley is a moron by BytePusher · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I’m not the biggest fan of Amazon, but their project to roll off oracle ended up successful and now they’re eating their own SQL dog food. Oracle is toast once AWS starts selling Oracle migration services at discount.

    32. Re:Cringley is a moron by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      IBM bought RedHat to help them compete in this space.

      For 34 billion dollars. ($34,000,000,000.00)

      It might be prudent to wait to see what services they roll out before you write them off.

    33. Re: Cringley is a moron by darkain · · Score: 1

      AWS US-EAST is proven... to have entire datacenter failures multiple times a year.

    34. Re:Cringley is a moron by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      this is the cloud computing thread; you're deranged and fixated, unable to break out of a cognitive obsessive/compulsive loop.

    35. Re: Cringley is a moron by iggymanz · · Score: 2

      my employer has the O365 but we host the AD in-house in multiple sites... while I hate Microsoft have to say the Microsoft cloud wares are work better now than the self-hosted stuff. Its adoption will continue to rise, I'll predict it will be there and even bigger a decade from now.

    36. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AWS the right price?

      Said by someone who never had to pay a 6 or 7 figure AWS monthly bill but knew he could have done it for less in a data center.

      AWS purchased as strategic decision by upper management.

    37. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook is dead. Mark my words.

    38. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just so you're aware, telepresence robots are actually robots. You're still a moron. You lied and tried to run away and hide. Accountability doesn't forget, moron.

       

    39. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cringley's timeline is all wrong.
      Big places tend to stay at rest, and the momentum needed will take years and years.
      MS has long fangs - their fans run 7 years at least.
      IBM has security and low foreign(China) ties.
      Open SQL, NoSQ, postgress are still not primetime for many.
      Oracle is certainly hated - headed the way Adabas/Natural went

      So I say give it seven years.

    40. Re:Cringley is a moron by nasch · · Score: 1

      Every cloud product they push is a total piece of unusable **** (sharepoint, onedrive, skype for business, etc..)

      Isn't this mainly talking about Azure?

    41. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God I hope you're right. Not just less $, but zero $.

      "Someone's got to go to prison Ben."

      -Sadusky, "National Treasure"

    42. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they still think MySQL is a toy. Give the customer a DB, just don't tell them it's going to be MySQL. Then sell it cheap. That's from Microsoft's playbook.

    43. Re:Cringley is a moron by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Also documentation and support available in Chinese. Alibaba is very cheap as well.

      --
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      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    44. Re:Cringley is a moron by dbrueck · · Score: 1

      IBM bought RedHat to help them compete in this space.

      For 34 billion dollars. ($34,000,000,000.00)

      It might be prudent to wait to see what services they roll out before you write them off.

      That $34b sounds like a lot, but in this space it's not really a huge sum - Amazon has already spent far more on AWS and is literally a decade ahead. Heck, $34b is not drastically more than what AWS *made* in 2018 revenue, and every indication is that it will far surpass that in 2019 (see e.g. https://www.statista.com/stati...).

      IBM's purchase of RedHat just supports this point - they are far behind and haven't really done any significant innovation in this space, so the RedHat purchase could be seen as trying to buy their way out of being just a small niche player (https://www.geekwire.com/2018/state-cloud-amazon-web-services-bigger-four-major-competitors-combined/). To me it looks more like them moving away from a general cloud compute offering.

      Like I said, their and Oracle's offerings will probably always exist in some form, but at this stage there's little or no evidence that they'll ever threaten the top dogs in the general cloud space that the article is talking about. They can probably carve out a nice spot somewhere, providing less general services or something (and doubling down on a specific Linux distro speaks to a narrowing focus, not a broadening one) and probably make some good money as a niche player.

    45. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The case ended about 20 years ago, but calls for Microsoft's breakup had been going on for years at that point. Microsoft had a monopoly on the desktop, but that became much less important after Al Gore invented the internet.

    46. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paying $34 billion for Redhat is probably the dumbest business move in the past decade.

    47. Re:Cringley is a moron by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Alibaba has China and taking over India. Guess what little AC tard, that's over a third the human race right there

      Not all animals are created equal. Specifically, they're not all worth the same amount of profit. Numbers are only meaningful in context. China is likely headed for a crash as economic expansion stalls. India is slow just to get out of the gate. They have money to fix their problems, but won't spend it, so the problems persist.

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    48. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This aquisition meant, we suck everything we do. IBM is irrelevant for all practical purposes. Nothing they have is worth anything except the old mainframe business. So IBM is screwed.

    49. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different AC here.

      Someone can also use the term in its 1960s sense, an artificial but humaniform autonomous machine. An LCD screen on wheels showing a video conference doesn't meet that.

      On the other hand, a robot can be non-humaniform but performing autonomously, or purely software, crawling a website. So you're not specific enough to be correct, and if you prefer a general interpretation, have missed the autonomous part.

    50. Re:Cringley is a moron by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Perhaps not. Red Hat effectively controls a lot of FOSS software, as proven by the prevalence of Gnome3 and systemD against widespread disgust.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    51. Re:Cringley is a moron by multi+io · · Score: 1

      Also documentation and support available in Chinese. Alibaba is very cheap as well.

      Is it connected to the Internet too? Or only to the Chinanet (you know, that country-wide intranet thing that also features a couple of heavily firewalled gateways to the Internet)?

    52. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forty years ago IBM had a monopoly and had to be broken up (but wasn't).

      Thirty years ago Microsoft had a monopoly and had to be broken up (but wasn't).

      Now Amazon/Google/Facebook are monopolies and must be broken up (but won't be).

      True. But you cant sell news stories, get elected or keep people in a constant state of FUD if you just let things progress.

    53. Re:Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Azure (which is what this is about, not the "services" like OneDrive, is a very respectable product with respectable revenues. And it even supports open source, with various Linux versions available not to mention various open source databases.

    54. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can do it substantially cheaper, say 50%, than Amazon without a massive CAPEX, and your employer isnt listening to you, you wouldn't be working there. You are not as smart as you think you are.

      Because I was in that position, I bought some gear out of my own pocket and demonstrated mine handled our workload mix better and cheaper. With empirical proof.
      I then sold them that equipment, they bought a bunch more and I doubled my salary while they saved upper six figures per month

      Why don't yiu do that instead of whining? Is it because you are a liar? Or is it because you are a petty, spiteful and wholly untrustworthy fool with delusions of grandeur? I'm guessing both.

    55. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's what they'd do in their case so I'm not surprised that's what they believe.

    56. Re:Cringley is a moron by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Conclusion: IBM don't know what CentOS is.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    57. Re: Cringley is a moron by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      AWS is limiting and expensive for people who can set up their own systems. AWS gives you push button access to a subset of what's possible and that button is expensive enough to rule it out as an option for businesses doing organic growth.

      --
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    58. Re: Cringley is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU, criemer

  6. Quick reminder - Cringley is a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick reminder that Cringley is a fraud: he was caught lying about having a PhD from Stanford and being a professor there. He claims to have been Apple employee #12, when Daniel Kottke was documented to be Apple employee #12, and it appears Cringley never worked there at all.

    Cringley is a self-congratulatory fraud whose chief verified claim to fame is having worked at a computer magazine 25 years ago. Let the guy retire unremembered.

    1. Re: Quick reminder - Cringley is a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So go execute him. He's a total pushover

    2. Re:Quick reminder - Cringley is a fraud by NothingWasAvailable · · Score: 2

      Item one is something he literally apologized for over 20 years ago. Item two is something that's never been adjudicated. Two people claim to be Apple employee #12. Can't find anything that disputes that Mark Stevens (aka Cringley) actually worked there other than another anonymous coward post (from last week).

      He has ruffled a lot of feathers and made a lot of bold predictions, many of them wrong.

  7. Didn't read it here first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Remember you read it first here."

    No I didn't read it here first.

    Of course there will be consolidation in the market. This is typical Cringley, predicting the obvious that everyone else already saw coming.

  8. Google doesn't understand customers, full stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who bases their business on an ephemeral Google service is an idiot, so if Google doesn't understand customers with IQs below 200, they don't understand customers at all.

  9. costs nothing to support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Maybe talk to some of the people who keep those things running.

  10. What will slow the cloud by AHuxley · · Score: 0

    Nation demanding their citizens data is kept safe in their own nations. With their own workers getting well paid local jobs looking after the domestic cloud services. 24/7 staffing at with professional level wages.
    The EU nations will want to control tax and speech, comments, data, images due to politics and to enforce EU censorship.
    China will demand control over its own data due to Communist party censorship.
    The USA will offer freedom and try to enter a lot of markets globally only to find local laws demanding cloud products have to stay in that nation.
    All expected US profits in US scale, US energy costs and size give way to cloud bandwidth, energy costs, legal costs, tax cost and staff costs in each nation.

    Who would risk their nations own data under another nations tax, political and legal system?
    Have to use junk NSA approved crypto? Junk GCHQ approved crypto? The political, tax and control over content in EU nations?
    Fully support Communist China?
    Host in Japan? South Korea? Taiwan the real China? Face questions from China?
    Upset Spain, Germany, France with political free speech?
    Find the US gov is really interested in banned groups, a user on a global cloud service?
    Enjoy Irish tax levels but the EU is looking into extracting more tax?

    A domestic service with national laws, understood tax rates, expert staff and full gov protection starts to look great.

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    1. Re:What will slow the cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up Ivan.

  11. Nonsense by Lurks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Everything you said is stuff that international corporations have been dealing with since long before the cloud existed.

    The prevailing model has always been to hold local corps accountable, regardless of who they are owned by. They often have to modify their offering to comply with local laws. What, exactly, is so special about cloud computing services that makes this less true?

    The dominant cloud model is already built on local points of presence. Much of the rest of what you're talking about is a random spray of complaints that some people don't want to comply with local environment. Well sure, they don't, but at the end of the day there's billions of dollars at stake, so they will.

    Clearly the greatest advantage for cloud providers is the technical capability to spin up infrastructure, not the physical hosting of it in the United States. For most of the planet, the US is unacceptably distant from a latency perspective anyway.

    1. Re:Nonsense by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      The cost saving that was to allow the USA to out bid any nations domestic service for cloud support.
      In terms of storage limits, quality 24/7 support costs, lower energy costs, better quality encryption, free speech, banking support, bandwidth costs, peering. Legal and tax support. Newer and better servers. Better CPU support for the costs.
      The USA was to be supporting the worlds computer network use at a lower cost from the USA.
      That all changed withe EU laws, EU censorship, EU nations tax rates, the censorship demands of a Communist gov in China.

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    2. Re:Nonsense by nasch · · Score: 1

      The cost saving that was to allow the USA to out bid any nations domestic service for cloud support....
      That all changed withe EU laws, EU censorship, EU nations tax rates, the censorship demands of a Communist gov in China.

      Citation needed. It seems much more likely to me that customers want a data center that's relatively close rather than halfway around the world, for performance reasons. Besides which about half your cost saving factors probably aren't a cost saving compared to other developed economies anyway.

    3. Re:Nonsense by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      What could any US brand offer nations globally then?
      Hosting in the USA under a US brand has to offer something over services offered in a Germany, France, Japan...
      Price, crypto, more CPU power, code support, support staff, tax, freedom, peering, bandwidth?
      Re "customers want a data center that's relatively close rather than halfway around the world"
      Governments start using laws, censorship and tax to make much better US products and services less attractive?
      Protectionism using laws, censorship, tax and demands for police/mil access?

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      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    4. Re: Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the GDPR we are required to use EU hosted cloud services for certain data. But all major providers have that option.

    5. Re:Nonsense by nasch · · Score: 1

      Hosting in the USA under a US brand has to offer something over services offered in a Germany, France, Japan...

      Why?

    6. Re:Nonsense by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      US bandwidth, storage and international peering support?
      US tax and legal protections.
      The sending of data to and from the USA is lower cost than trying to buy the same level of support and service in another nation?
      Something great makes the global computer community return decade after decade to US products and services over their own nations computer attempts.

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      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    7. Re:Nonsense by nasch · · Score: 1

      I think either you're mistaken, or I'm misunderstanding you. I believe companies serving their customers in Europe generally choose data centers in Europe, not the US. Similarly for Asia. In addition, there are now serious legal issues with sending EU users' data outside the EU. You seem to be arguing that these companies mostly want to use data centers in the US for various reasons, and I don't think this is correct.

      What I know for certain is that the big cloud providers do in fact have data centers all over the world. If everyone preferred US data centers, why would they go to all that expense and trouble?

    8. Re:Nonsense by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      The cost of looking after data in the EU was what set its price apart form US services and products located in the USA.
      Staff costs, CPU costs, better software access. The USA could offer that at a lower cost over time with better service.
      It was better and had lower peering costs to use the USA than to pay more to stay in a EU nation.
      Thats what set US networking apart from the costs of the EU nations.
      Not every service and product needs the fast in nation only networks.
      Large amounts of data and CPU costs are where the US can really offer lower prices and more advanced services.
      Thats what allowed US cloud brands to bid and win so much work over their EU competition.
      The US brands offered better networks, more CPU power, lower costs and more support.
      Fewer of EU nation like tax rates and less EU style regulations and laws to consider in the USA.
      The way the EU responded was to use laws like "sending EU users' data outside the EU" to keep EU data sets in the EU using regulations.
      A step to keep better and lower cost US located products and services out of the EU.
      US brands would have to invest in the EU to support their products in the EU.
      People in the EU have to pay more for EU based services with fewer innovative services that US located products could have offered.

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      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
  12. Having used Softlayer... by Temkin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    AWS will survive and continue to be king of the hill, but it would not surprise me to see it become part of a forced divestiture / anti-trust kind of thing... As a certified M$-Hater, it pains me to say Azure is quite healthy, and works quite well. The interesting things happening between these two right now is the push to move to "serverless" logic. S3 buckets and lambda functions all the way down... Is becoming today's vendor lock in play...

    But I must say, having used Softlayer a bit... What the hell are they smoking over at IBM? You go to spin up a template, and it's 20 minutes to two hours before you get anything... Are they paying the janitor to go push buttons on their coffee break!?!? Seriously...

    1. Re:Having used Softlayer... by _merlin · · Score: 1

      Really? That long? Instances become available in seconds on Hetzner, and well under five minutes on AliYun. What's IBM doing?

    2. Re:Having used Softlayer... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      That's probably why they're rolling out new offerings this year.

    3. Re:Having used Softlayer... by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      Azure isn't fast either. Recently I tried to convert my 30 GB S1 database to an S2 database. The process timed out after three days.

  13. RDB? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What exactly is Amazon's RDB? Is he referring to Amazon RDS? RDS supports MySQL, PostgreSQL, Oracle and MSSQL. Or does he mean Aurora which is MySQL as well as PostgresSQL?

  14. lol moar like Cringy amiright? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, though, /. has been covering his wacky predictions for more than 2 decades, and it was a relative latecomer to his career. It really looks like he just takes a shotgun approach. Sometimes he'll be right by sheer luck and can point at that to keep his career going; meanwhile his wackier statements drive clicks (or magazine subscriptions, in the first half of his career). Has there ever been any evidence he makes better predictions than any other person of average intelligence watching the PC industry?

  15. Too many new players by thogard · · Score: 1

    Oracle is in court claiming Amazon is selling a commodity to the US DOD and therefor shouldn't have an exclusive deal for a long time. The US courts have agreed with that argument in the past. If the courts rule that a specific cloud service is just like any other, then the door is open for all the competition and the big 3 don't have the best price. The 2nd tier cloud providers are much cheaper than the big three and seem to have better tech support.

    I've been renting space for my own hardware in data centers for more than 2 decades and late last year I moved almost all of it all to virtual servers. For about a quarter of the money I have much faster servers in the parts of the world where I want them. I could also have 5 global load balancers using anycast and two processing servers for less than $100/mo.

  16. Cringely's "predictions" ... LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, this is a guy, who was something like Apple employee #23 or something like that, who decided against taking stock in lieu of pay.

    I wouldn't call him all that great at predicting trends in technology.

  17. What is AWS' RDB? by kriston · · Score: 1

    > AWS's RDB, in contrast, is based on MySQL and costs Amazon almost nothing to support

    Not quite.

    If the author meant RDS, that is MariaDB, MySQL, PostgreSQL, MS SQL Server, or Oracle.

    If the author meant Amazon Aurora, that's is own technology with an interface that looks like MySQL and one that looks like PostgreSQL but it is neither one.

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    1. Re:What is AWS' RDB? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > AWS's RDB, in contrast, is based on MySQL and costs Amazon almost nothing to support

      Not quite.

      If the author meant RDS, that is MariaDB, MySQL, PostgreSQL, MS SQL Server, or Oracle.

      If the author meant Amazon Aurora, that's is own technology with an interface that looks like MySQL and one that looks like PostgreSQL but it is neither one.

      Author actually meant what he wrote, Amazon Redshift, but it happens to be based on PostgreSQL (an older, modified version, so not much support coming from the community).

  18. 3.5 by dohzer · · Score: 1

    What's this Cloud v3.5?

  19. In actuality by Penis!+8D · · Score: 0

    Nation demanding their citizens data is kept safe in their own nations. With their own workers getting well paid local jobs looking after the domestic cloud services. 24/7 staffing at with professional level wages. The EU nations will want to control tax and speech, comments, data, images due to politics and to enforce EU censorship. China will demand control over its own data due to Communist party censorship. The USA will offer freedom and try to enter a lot of markets globally only to find local laws demanding cloud products have to stay in that nation. All expected US profits in US scale, US energy costs and size give way to cloud bandwidth, energy costs, legal costs, tax cost and staff costs in each nation.

    Who would risk their nations own data under another nations tax, political and legal system?
    Have to use junk NSA approved crypto? Junk GCHQ approved crypto? The political, tax and control over content in EU nations?
    Fully support Communist China?
    Host in Japan? South Korea? Taiwan the real China? Face questions from China?
    Upset Spain, Germany, France with political free speech?
    Find the US gov is really interested in banned groups, a user on a global cloud service?
    Enjoy Irish tax levels but the EU is looking into extracting more tax?

    A domestic service with national laws, understood tax rates, expert staff and full gov protection starts to look great.

    1. Re:In actuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. Mod parent up; I want to see answers assuming these aren't rhetorical questions.

    2. Re:In actuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently A_huxley has multiple accounts.

  20. I thought bob wasn't doing these anymore. by cshark · · Score: 1

    I stopped reading his predictions column after he said he was going to stop doing them, five years running. Glad to see he's still at it though, but I really feel like I've moved on.

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  21. AWS "is" Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know nothing and I haven't researched it, but if I invested in Amazon, it's because I want AWS. I give zero shits about the shopping site, Alexa, or anything else.

  22. IBM and Oracle merge by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Is it possible IBM and Oracle merge to gain cloud muscle?

  23. China by NewYork · · Score: 1

    AMZ business tactics are no different than Chinese;

  24. I am no Cringely by Escogido · · Score: 1

    but I predict a switch to private cloud services (e.g. cloud service running on a set of hardware and software belonging to a corporation) in about 5-10 years. whoever comes up with a best offer, will dominate the field for the following 20 years or so.

  25. Oracle and MS have strengths; IBM has none by nicolaiplum · · Score: 2

    MySQL is also available in the Oracle cloud: https://cloud.oracle.com/mysql

    Of course it's the Enterprise version and I'm sure that internally Oracle (mysql division) are billing oracle (cloud division) in funny-money, but the actual cost to provide it for Oracle is very low. There aren't many differences, or much coding effort, between the Community (Free) and Enterprise MySQL - just enough to get Enterprises to pay for the extra audit and thread pool (i.e. helpers for crappy applications that can't use a database correctly) support.

    However the big point of Oracle cloud is not that it has MySQL, but that it can supply your on-premises private cloud infrastructure as well as off-premises public cloud. Their aim is to satisfy those people who want their data on-premises for one reason or another, but don't want to have to do the work of building that infrastructure themselves.

    MS Azure cloud is wildly popular with Linux people, rather to MS's surprise - there are far more Linux customers than Windows Server customers in Azure. Meanwhile, if you want to run your desktop app back end in the cloud (i.e. Office 365) and have decent Windows hosting, Azure will do that for you with one supplier contract. That's a really strong advantage of Azure. Microsoft still has the global hold on office applications and they can, if they're reasonably smart, transition that into becoming the "inevitable" cloud supplier for companies with a lot of office-application users.

    IBM... isn't looking like it has any of the advantages. They don't have the advantage of being the first choice for Chinese companies, nor the cheapest and biggest, nor the public/private single interface, nor the obvious place to keep your MS desktop apps while closing your datacenter. They're also late to the game.

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    1. Re:Oracle and MS have strengths; IBM has none by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      The big problem with Oracle's cloud is that it's being run by Oracle. The distinguishing feature of Oracle is that they will always try to fuck you over. Sure, everyone does it sometimes, but Oracle does it always.

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    2. Re:Oracle and MS have strengths; IBM has none by DeBaas · · Score: 1

      Oracle doesn't always, they usually wait until they can inflict maximum damage

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    3. Re:Oracle and MS have strengths; IBM has none by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh yea... playa... hook that 3.5" drive up to the cloud! The floppy will survive!

  26. Re:You f(ail it.. by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1

    Are you the one that names all the porn videos I watch?

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  27. I wonder by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    ...who the .5 one will be.

  28. They will alll be around.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just like all of the companies are still around. AWS is the cloud king, Azure is second but most of their revenue comes from Office 365. Google will be a niche player as what is stated is correct...Google doesn't understand customers. IBM will get the old school business. Oracle will get most of the business for anyone that uses Oracle and any of their apps. Salesforce will suck up the slack.

  29. he predicts the rule of three??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    really, he predicts the well-known business "rule of three" and that's news???

  30. Yo dawg - i herd u like internets by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    XaaS - Xzibit as a service?

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  31. There are cloud providers everywhere by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    MS, Amazon, IBM, Google, they are just the "big" players. My company uses a much smaller provider called Omnipotech. These smaller providers are everywhere, and they are not going away just because the big boys are fighting for market share.

  32. RDB? by robot5x · · Score: 1

    Lots of pressure will come to bear in this case from IBM, Microsoft, and Oracle, who are all suffering from a very specific database problem competing with AWS. Each of these companies sells their own database (DB2, SQL Server, and Oracle, respectively) that they've rolled into their cloud services. AWS's RDB, in contrast, is based on MySQL and costs Amazon almost nothing to support, giving the biggest cloud player a clear pricing advantage.

    This is not true.

    There are a wide range of database engines to choose in AWS. RDS explicitly lets you choose from Postgres, MySQL, MariaDB or - Oracle or even SQL Server. And guess what else? Microsoft themselves offer a managed MariaDB instance on Azure! This guys post is straight-up bullshit and looks like he did zero fact-checking.

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  33. We're still listening to this guy? by laxr5rs · · Score: 1

    We should stop now.