Slashdot turns a Million

Well it had to happen sooner or later. At 8:00 EST Slashdot got it's 1 millionth hit. Here's the skinny-someone at ppp-206-170-2-11.sntc01.pacbell.net and was reading the comments on the Gnome/KDE Editorial I posted earlier today. But alas our boy (or girl, we could have a girl) was running IE3 under Windows NT! Ack! Will the offender stepforth and recieve his punishment of thirty lashes with an AOL 50 free hours floppy disk?