not by the hair on my chiny chin chin

I've crossed a major threshold in my life: for the first time in history the hair on my chin is longer than then the hair on my head. This doesn't mean I've somehow became more masculane lately, its just that I haven't really trimmed my goat in 3 months, and I've been shaving my head fairly short. Frankly, there were girls in my high school that could grow better facial hair then me. I'm sure they still can.