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Mr. T vs. Halflife

An anonymous reader sent us a link to a page described as Mr. T vs. HalfLife. It's just so strange that I have to post it. Plus I'm afraid that if I don't, that van will appear in front of my house.

24 comments

  1. my god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This warped me for today.

  2. I love it when a plan comes together. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I pity the foo' mess wit' Mr. T.

  3. eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I found that most disturbing...

  4. repeat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm not sure, but i think
    that this link has been
    posted before, about a month
    ago.

  5. Mr. t2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best of all the mr. t fiction available on the web, of course, is Mr. T2, at

    http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/5710 /intro.html

    Much more creative than T vs. Half-life, and better art, too.

  6. Pretty stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looked pretty lame to me; I stopped reading it after about page 4. Sorry, but I don't have 30 minutes to spare for each page to load. And, most importantly, it's lame.

    I suppose for you NT-using, Katz-reading, Furby-buying, cigarette-smoking, superbowl-watching morons, it makes for some pretty good entertainment!

  7. Stuff that matters, eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok - it was kinda funny I guess...

  8. Mr T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha

  9. what's funny is that u think carrot top is funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha! i can't believe that u actually think carrot top should be anything other than unemployed. he sucks.

  10. Mr. T. ate my balls by Nick · · Score: 1

    Check out http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~nkpatel/mr.t/

    ... I found this site a year ago and literally could not stop laughing for a 30 minutes straight.

    --
    Fuck Ajit Pai
  11. Mr. T ate my balls? by phil+reed · · Score: 1

    egads.

    --

    ...phil
    "For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3."
  12. Not our fault you have shitty bandwidth by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

    I suppose for you NT-using, Katz-reading, Furby-buying, cigarette-smoking, superbowl-watching morons, it makes for some pretty good entertainment!

    Yeah, it doesn't appeal to the uptight, church-going, bible-thumping, humorless, prude, and anal retentive pointy haired bosses.

    Generalization is not a very admirable thing to do. So go back to your 1.5 ton truck, grab your banjo, play, and leave slashdot alone, ok?

    I don't take being called an NT user, or a superbowl watcher for that matter, very kindly :)

    -Erik-

  13. Bah by mcb · · Score: 1

    Mr. T vs Halflife isn't nearly as funny as Mr. T vs Red Dwarf.

    http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Rampart/6331/red dwarf.html

  14. remember that show quantum leap? by lilgorgor · · Score: 1
  15. Untimely demise?!?!?!?!? by lilgorgor · · Score: 1

    mr. T isn't dead! i'm sure i would know if that happened. i know he is in poor health, because of cancer, but sites like this only serve to honor and upload a great man like mr. T. i don't see how this is disrespectful in any way.

  16. Excess time by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

    After this, the next time I'm working on some patently useless exercise in self-amusement, I will never, ever again feel like I just have too much time on my hands. I pity the fool who demands a practical use for my orthographic aesthetics engine!

    --
    Proud member of the Weirdo-American community.
  17. It's helluva funny by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    see subject

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    0 1 - just my two bits
  18. This is not funny at all... by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

    This is Very tasteless considering Mr. T's recent untimely demise. He may have played some laughable characters on TV and in the movies, but couldn't you all have the decency to at least let his body rest for a month before lashing out with this juvenile humor? Have you no sympathy for his family? His loved ones?!? I've seen some crude stuff on Slashdot in the past but this takes the cake. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

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    by Mike Buddha -- Someday the mountain might get him, but the law never will.
  19. ?? by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

    It's really sad seeing people defending so adamantly a position that is so wrong.

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    by Mike Buddha -- Someday the mountain might get him, but the law never will.
  20. Well... by PRIME · · Score: 1

    I didn't know something happened to Mr. T but I thought it was a silly (but needed) distraction for me this morning.

    Sometimes silly humor like this is what I need when I'm working on a project.

    Who wants to be serious and have 100% grade A humor all the time?

    --
    PRIME - Indivisible by anything but ME!
  21. Mr T vs EVERYTHING by webslacker · · Score: 1

    http://www3.l0pht.com/~veggie/Tversus.html

    Here's a listing of almost every "Mr T versus" page that was ever made. Haven't checked to see if all the links are valid (this Mr T thing is helluva old!)

    webslacker

  22. FFS by seizer · · Score: 1

    I mean, random or what?

  23. Katz? by apathy · · Score: 1

    Whats everyones deal with Katz? I am a slashdot newbie and the katz thing just doesnt add up, he seems pretty cool from his columns.

  24. Oh my! by DaZedAdAm · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry people, this is just sad!