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  1. Useless indeed: My patent on Amazon.com Receives Patent for 1-Click Shopping · · Score: 1

    What about the other half of the industry that uses their version of
    this? I struggle just thinking where I can't do this. I guess using a
    cookie or flagging a field in a datbase has NEVER be done before!?!

    I am somewhat suspect in Amazons technical prowess at this point. You guys
    actually making money yet?

    I'm going to rush out and patent the coffee cup. I formerly announce my
    plans to form a company based upon this revolutionary idea. I plan to go

    public within 6 months. I need venture capitalists! The time to get
    onboard is now!

    --My Patent--
    "The device being used to contain a caffeine based liquid (or other
    liquids) in a state of suspension from the surrounding environment. The
    design being based on a cylinder in which the lower portion is sealed
    with a like substance that composes the cylinders walls. The top-most
    portion of the device would not be sealed, thus allowing a person to
    place said liquid substance(s) in the device. It could in theory, be
    used to remove aforementioned liquid with the mouth or drain it to
    larger container.

    A round semi-circle being attached to the side in the manufacturing
    process can be used to grasp the object by the thumb and index "finger"
    of a mammals hand (i.e and simian creature or humanoid).

    As a novelty item, clever designs or slogans can be affixed to the
    load-bearing outer portion of said device diametrically opposed to the
    'handle.'

    The device could assume the appearance of a multitude of familiar
    objects; including a flower-pot."
    --