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  1. Re:What technology is used by TSA? on In German Trials, Airport Body Scanners Easily Confused · · Score: 1

    Fear and Loathing (TM).

  2. "Celebrated" my ass on Spotify Sued For Patent Infringement · · Score: 2

    US Patent laws are crap.

    But who "celebrated" this thing? PR bullshit.

  3. Stupid project on Cornell Software Fingers Fake Online Reviews · · Score: 1

    It's an "undecidable" problem. Think for a moment how you'd define "fake".

  4. Re:I know we are all supposed to be against this b on Amazon, Google Cave To Apple, Drop In-App Buttons · · Score: 0

    Once I buy something from Walmart, is that yours or Walmart's?

    Once you bought an iPhone, is that yours or Apple's?

  5. Re:quantum electron crumbs...? on A Linux Distro From the US Department of Defense · · Score: 1

    Dude, you have her number?

  6. Re:not worth reading on Making Sense of the NoSQL Standouts · · Score: 1

    The parent is a troll. There is no centerfold.

  7. Yeah well on A Linux Distro From the US Department of Defense · · Score: 1

    What about the fingerprints? Screen ghosts? Not to mention all that quantum electron crumbs...

  8. Re:That's nothing. on Tae Bo Workout Sent Skyscraper Shaking · · Score: 1

    I hear he's also a taekundo master, the korean kungfu. Coincidence? I think not..

  9. It's that bridge all over again on Tae Bo Workout Sent Skyscraper Shaking · · Score: 2

    The doom of resonant frequency.

  10. Chicken? on Linux 3.0 Release Delayed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Release it now, you fool!

  11. Re:are the neanderthal genes expressed? on Neanderthal Genes Found In All Non-African Populations · · Score: 1

    Neaderthal's gens are also expressed by their incomprehension of linkage between genes and physical features. Hope that helps.

  12. Re:are the neanderthal genes expressed? on Neanderthal Genes Found In All Non-African Populations · · Score: 1

    Sure. You know some people have out-sized protruding forehead? Yep, them's expressing it.

  13. Re:species-jumping on New Virus Jumps From Monkeys To Lab Workers · · Score: 1

    I thought this another bullshit science journalism, but perhaps it's more the (my?) focus of the story.

    That a virus jumped from some animal to human is a non-news, but that a specific virus jumping from a particular animal to people is, it seems, a notable scientific news.

  14. species-jumping on New Virus Jumps From Monkeys To Lab Workers · · Score: 1

    We don't really understand the biology of virus jumping species, do we? Other than the few documented cases of some viruses, that is - i.e., this virus x has done it before.

  15. But.. on Chris Dibona On Free Software and Google · · Score: 2

    Good summary, but who's this Chris?

  16. How can I play this again? on 30th Anniversary of Donkey Kong · · Score: 1

    Anyone know? Do I have buy a Wii or something?

  17. Another "DUH!" science on Red Wine Counters Some Negative Health Effects of Microgravity · · Score: 1

    Booze counters lotsa stuff.

  18. Yeah, rub it in on Zeroing In On the Internet's 'Evil Cities' · · Score: 1

    We are in decline, but our banksters still have no match.

    The City? Don't make me laugh. GS boys have nastier grub for breakfast.

  19. Bring in some Chinese chefs on Millions of Jellyfish Invade Nuclear Reactors · · Score: 2

    One thing we know how to do is kill stuff. One thing Chinese chefs know is to make dish out of almost anything.

    Invite some Chinese chefs and take care of the bidnis.

  20. Gotta look cool too on NASA's Next Mars Rover · · Score: 1

    They need to paint that thing to look like a shark: Mars shark, with a fricking laserbeam

  21. Thank the chopstick god on China Grows Its Own Twitter · · Score: 1

    China will implode like everyone else.

    Thank his noodly appendage.

  22. These people on The Dark Side of Making L.A. Noire · · Score: 1

    They are the sort that bang their heads against wall and whine about headache.

  23. Re:Fuck Gates on Another Android Device Maker Signs Patent Agreement With Microsoft · · Score: 0

    Look at that, Apple fanboy calling others "fag".

  24. Re:This is... on Dutch Legislature Accidentally Votes For Internet Filtering · · Score: 1

    Ha ha.

    Ok, I've got nothing.

  25. This is... on Dutch Legislature Accidentally Votes For Internet Filtering · · Score: 1

    This is your parliament.

    This is your parliament on pot. Sizzle sizzle sizzle.

    Any question?