Obama will meet with it for sure. Then the PC Police will change it's name from Blob to A1E1 (Alaska 1 Entity 1) so that other famous blobs are not discriminated against. Then he will promptly apologize for the way the US had acted toward blobs... I mean A1E1's in past administrations.
Either way I am sure the MSM will blame it on Global Oozing. Also, I'm sure it is Bush/Cheney's fault in some way. Maybe it's part of the super secret CIA plan to....shhhh... Kill terrorists. I bet they NEVER thought we would try to do that. Oh Crap! Afghanistan is land locked! Another CIA goofup.....
"No, we must also mock. Mock heartily. That's what we do in this country."
Mockery and sarcasm are currently protected under the 1st amendment. That doesn't mean that Al and friends can't set up some kind of Cap and Trade on it. (Al and friends on the ground floor of cour$e!) When they start taxing sex I will be purchasing a old typewriter and a small shack in Montana. All that up and down motion is causing the Earth to wobble and will eventually be blamed for something bad.....
Being a lifelong skeptic it is no surprise to me that many people do not believe in global warming. We are killing our planet in many ways, CO2 is the least of my worries. I feel that Al Gore and his team of "experts" came off like snake oil salesmen. The science was terrible. The movie was based on emotion, not science. I seriously doubt there would have been a Nobel Prize if it hadn't been for Gore's status. Most of the people I know get most of the Global Warming IQ from that silly movie.
Carbon credits. Put simply, a whole new commodity aimed to siphon money from countries like the US to other countries that lie about or totally ignore their own emissions. Us US makes a lot of CO2, but our plants pollute (CO2 is not a pollutant) much less than countries like China or India. Why? We actually enforce environmental laws. CO2 is easy to fix, plant trees! Pollution on the other hand is very expensive to fix, not much money can be made. It's all about the money! Thermodynamics teaches us that everything we do on the planet causes the temperature to go up. The real question is how much is us and how much is nature? Can humans make as much CO2 as Mt Kilauea? Question everything. It is good. It keeps bad scientist honest. Don't let them scare you or believe you are the "Nutter". Don't make it easy. Make them prove it. Hey Al, why couldn't that polar bear just swim in your movie? Polar bears are very good swimmers.....
I own a iphone 1g on T-Mob. Pretty cool phone, but totally locked down in some areas. The G1 is much more geek friendly. Plus my wife talked me out of the iPhone, its a win-win... I dont get in trouble and I get a new toy!
I on duty that night. I did not see anything. I do know the people who claimed they saw the UFO. All of them together do not possess enough mental energy to warm a cup of tea. Just because "pilots" claimed they saw it does not make it so. Knowing many pilots, I would not fly on their plane if they were the last flight out of hell! The City of Chicago was installing new lights at the United terminals and I would bet that was the source of the UFO. They are VERY bright. So bright the FAA tower complained and they had to be re-aimed.
If they were looking for intelligent life, they would not find it at United Airlines. How come UFO's never appear at Havard or MIT? It is always some half-baked nimrod who thinks drinking Schlitz is "worldly".
What? People actually pay for music? Just hold the cassette recorder up to the 8 track. Bingo, free music.
Obama will meet with it for sure. Then the PC Police will change it's name from Blob to A1E1 (Alaska 1 Entity 1) so that other famous blobs are not discriminated against. Then he will promptly apologize for the way the US had acted toward blobs... I mean A1E1's in past administrations.
Either way I am sure the MSM will blame it on Global Oozing. Also, I'm sure it is Bush/Cheney's fault in some way. Maybe it's part of the super secret CIA plan to ....shhhh... Kill terrorists. I bet they NEVER thought we would try to do that. Oh Crap! Afghanistan is land locked! Another CIA goofup.....
"No, we must also mock. Mock heartily. That's what we do in this country."
Mockery and sarcasm are currently protected under the 1st amendment. That doesn't mean that Al and friends can't set up some kind of Cap and Trade on it. (Al and friends on the ground floor of cour$e!) When they start taxing sex I will be purchasing a old typewriter and a small shack in Montana. All that up and down motion is causing the Earth to wobble and will eventually be blamed for something bad.....
Being a lifelong skeptic it is no surprise to me that many people do not believe in global warming. We are killing our planet in many ways, CO2 is the least of my worries. I feel that Al Gore and his team of "experts" came off like snake oil salesmen. The science was terrible. The movie was based on emotion, not science. I seriously doubt there would have been a Nobel Prize if it hadn't been for Gore's status. Most of the people I know get most of the Global Warming IQ from that silly movie.
Carbon credits. Put simply, a whole new commodity aimed to siphon money from countries like the US to other countries that lie about or totally ignore their own emissions. Us US makes a lot of CO2, but our plants pollute (CO2 is not a pollutant) much less than countries like China or India. Why? We actually enforce environmental laws. CO2 is easy to fix, plant trees! Pollution on the other hand is very expensive to fix, not much money can be made. It's all about the money! Thermodynamics teaches us that everything we do on the planet causes the temperature to go up. The real question is how much is us and how much is nature? Can humans make as much CO2 as Mt Kilauea? Question everything. It is good. It keeps bad scientist honest. Don't let them scare you or believe you are the "Nutter". Don't make it easy. Make them prove it. Hey Al, why couldn't that polar bear just swim in your movie? Polar bears are very good swimmers.....
I'm not a climatologist, but I once stayed in a Holiday Inn Express.... BUT, I have been alive long enough to identify BS when I see it. Singling out CO2 as the evil is BS. John Coleman, another "heretic" has a petition signed by roughly 5000 scientists that have doubts about the current view of global warming. (I didn't know there were that many climate scientists in the world!) Just remember Galileo, they called him a heretic, they almost excommunicated him, they forced him to retract. Sounds much the same like anyone who speaks out against Global Warming. Remember, the nay-sayer was right, the Sun was the center of the solar system. We all could learn a little from history.
http://www.heartland.org/policybot/results/17977/Mars_Is_Warming_NASA_Scientists_Report.html
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/070228-mars-warming.html
http://www.cfif.org/htdocs/legislative_issues/federal_issues/hot_issues_in_congress/energy/Al-Gore-Scours-for-Extraterrestrial-SUVs.htm
I own a iphone 1g on T-Mob. Pretty cool phone, but totally locked down in some areas. The G1 is much more geek friendly. Plus my wife talked me out of the iPhone, its a win-win... I dont get in trouble and I get a new toy!
They will probably have porn apps, a big deal maker for most people! So Goo Phone is about right.
I on duty that night. I did not see anything. I do know the people who claimed they saw the UFO. All of them together do not possess enough mental energy to warm a cup of tea. Just because "pilots" claimed they saw it does not make it so. Knowing many pilots, I would not fly on their plane if they were the last flight out of hell! The City of Chicago was installing new lights at the United terminals and I would bet that was the source of the UFO. They are VERY bright. So bright the FAA tower complained and they had to be re-aimed. If they were looking for intelligent life, they would not find it at United Airlines. How come UFO's never appear at Havard or MIT? It is always some half-baked nimrod who thinks drinking Schlitz is "worldly".