I'm not from north america, but as to why the mainstream (american) media is failing to report this "breakthrough", I believe I have the culturally correct answer.. where did I put it, ah here.. "It's from Canada".
There is only one response to this kind of behavior from the scum Thetans.
A real (as opposed to well meaning, but unorganized First Church of Xenu) church must be founded and registered as a religion, with the express intention of spreading the true gospel of our Lord Xenu!
Too long have the Thetan scum distorted religion, too long have they lied! I, Xhadesh Gorg, the great Moog of the third deep of Falgon's rise, will tell you the real story:
Long ago, a great galactic empire existed, ruled by the benevolent council, of which Councilor Xenu was a member. All species lived in piece with each other and harmony ruled the galaxy. It was rumored among the scientists that the Great Transformation might be possible in mere million years, give or take some millenia. All was well, praise Hrz'Ohm!
But then, out of the void, came shapeless drifters that called themselves the "Third Nation of Thet". These Thetans, as we then called them claimed to come in friendship and were welcomed with open tentacles. They claimed to be able to enhance our harmony if we allowed them unfettered access to our bodies. Some people were cautious, but having been at piece of 800 000 years, we expected no trouble. Thus many allowed themselves to undergo treatment.
The first signs of trouble came when many of those that were "harmonized" by the Thetans took off to the Zildaar sector and started building spacefaring vessels of weird design. They looked as if they were primitive athmospheric craft, but they were clearly meant for spaceflight. Upon finding out that they were armed with D-Rays, Novaspikes and EH-Torpedoes did we begin to see ill intent, but by then it was far too late. The galaxy was engulfed in a storm which swept all in it's way. We broke out the nanofactories on forgotten moons, but the trickle of Asteroids class fighters and Galaga class frigates was not enough to stem the tide of the Thetan horde. Too late, oh too late did we realize.. Manir lay in ruins, council dead or lost, with trillions dead and more going every day. It was a dark time. The galaxy's very light of life was being exterminated by this ruthless and unwarranted attack.
But one councilor had survived, Xenu! This brave councilzrak of N'vaa'frak IV collected the remnants of Historical Re-enactment Society's warriors and a handful of nanofactories and set up a colony inside the Peteeti nebula. There, with the nebula's stars providing more than enough energy and matter they slowly built up a fleet, biding their time to liberate the galaxy or atleast make a last stand worthy of a song.......
A 1000 years pass, a mere distraction to some species, but generations to others. A fleet such as the galaxy's never seen before stands ready, an entire nebula had been sucked into it's creation and lo, it is a magnificent sight. Millions upon millions of improved F-Wolf fighters and U-Boot Infiltrators support a cluster of Panzer class warcruisers the size of a small moon. Inside a formation of thousands of battleships stands the flagship Maus, which alone casts a shadow the size of a planet. From his commandbridge, the Benevolent Dictator Xenu gives the historic command:
"Nzeeek! N'gezik kar Wree ka'dzil zo'rka nizit. Ha zhe, HA ZHE PA Z'REEEEEEEE!!"
Those eternally wise words have been carved into the surface of the giant planet-memorial K'leet with letters so large that they can be seen with a bare sensoprobe from lightyears away.
What Xenu's troops found during their crusade to free the galaxy was the true nature of the Thetans. They are soulsucking creatures that inhabit their hosts for a period of few years, sucking the joy of life out of them, leaving them bare husks capable of only the most menial of tasks.
After what has now become known as the Xenu Crusade, the Thetans were locked into their current hosts with the T-rays specifically designed for the task, then placed in confinement aboard their own Dreadcruisers and Murderships until it could be decided what to do with them.
"and the Oscar for best picture goes to.." *BZZZTTTTT*
-Your TV is not up to date. Would you like to update now?
NO!
-Would you like to be reminded to update later?
Yes yes..
-Your Antivirus is not turned on, would you like to switch on your ant..
NO! GOD!
-You have unwatched channels in your TV, click here to have unwatched channels removed from your channel listing
OH FOR CHRISSAKE!
*Enter crappy looking paperclip*
-Hi, i'm TVBuddy! I see you've stopped viewing your program to do maintenance, so I took the liberty of saving the place for you. To continue viewing where you left off, press CTRL+WIN+TV+7+D, to just view in realtime press TV, to go off on a wild goose chase, click HELP.
Finally some good news, yes! CTRL+WIN.....
-TVKRNL.DLL has experienced a Fatal error, please contact your IT support with error details found in tvcrash.dmp
*Windows box flies out of the window*
Finnish government was offered a sample batch, but chose to reject the use of these devices.
An anonymous offical source was quoted as saying:
-We tried this on a sampling of volunteers. At first the device seemed ineffective, but after 5 minutes on full power we elicited a response from a volunteer, he said:
"Fuck it's cold, let's go to a sauna".
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I'm not from north america, but as to why the mainstream (american) media is failing to report this "breakthrough", I believe I have the culturally correct answer.. where did I put it, ah here.. "It's from Canada".
There is only one response to this kind of behavior from the scum Thetans.
......
A real (as opposed to well meaning, but unorganized First Church of Xenu) church must be founded and registered as a religion, with the express intention of spreading the true gospel of our Lord Xenu!
Too long have the Thetan scum distorted religion, too long have they lied! I, Xhadesh Gorg, the great Moog of the third deep of Falgon's rise, will tell you the real story:
Long ago, a great galactic empire existed, ruled by the benevolent council, of which Councilor Xenu was a member. All species lived in piece with each other and harmony ruled the galaxy. It was rumored among the scientists that the Great Transformation might be possible in mere million years, give or take some millenia. All was well, praise Hrz'Ohm!
But then, out of the void, came shapeless drifters that called themselves the "Third Nation of Thet". These Thetans, as we then called them claimed to come in friendship and were welcomed with open tentacles. They claimed to be able to enhance our harmony if we allowed them unfettered access to our bodies. Some people were cautious, but having been at piece of 800 000 years, we expected no trouble. Thus many allowed themselves to undergo treatment.
The first signs of trouble came when many of those that were "harmonized" by the Thetans took off to the Zildaar sector and started building spacefaring vessels of weird design. They looked as if they were primitive athmospheric craft, but they were clearly meant for spaceflight. Upon finding out that they were armed with D-Rays, Novaspikes and EH-Torpedoes did we begin to see ill intent, but by then it was far too late. The galaxy was engulfed in a storm which swept all in it's way. We broke out the nanofactories on forgotten moons, but the trickle of Asteroids class fighters and Galaga class frigates was not enough to stem the tide of the Thetan horde. Too late, oh too late did we realize.. Manir lay in ruins, council dead or lost, with trillions dead and more going every day. It was a dark time. The galaxy's very light of life was being exterminated by this ruthless and unwarranted attack.
But one councilor had survived, Xenu! This brave councilzrak of N'vaa'frak IV collected the remnants of Historical Re-enactment Society's warriors and a handful of nanofactories and set up a colony inside the Peteeti nebula. There, with the nebula's stars providing more than enough energy and matter they slowly built up a fleet, biding their time to liberate the galaxy or atleast make a last stand worthy of a song.
A 1000 years pass, a mere distraction to some species, but generations to others. A fleet such as the galaxy's never seen before stands ready, an entire nebula had been sucked into it's creation and lo, it is a magnificent sight. Millions upon millions of improved F-Wolf fighters and U-Boot Infiltrators support a cluster of Panzer class warcruisers the size of a small moon. Inside a formation of thousands of battleships stands the flagship Maus, which alone casts a shadow the size of a planet. From his commandbridge, the Benevolent Dictator Xenu gives the historic command:
"Nzeeek! N'gezik kar Wree ka'dzil zo'rka nizit. Ha zhe, HA ZHE PA Z'REEEEEEEE!!"
Those eternally wise words have been carved into the surface of the giant planet-memorial K'leet with letters so large that they can be seen with a bare sensoprobe from lightyears away.
What Xenu's troops found during their crusade to free the galaxy was the true nature of the Thetans. They are soulsucking creatures that inhabit their hosts for a period of few years, sucking the joy of life out of them, leaving them bare husks capable of only the most menial of tasks.
After what has now become known as the Xenu Crusade, the Thetans were locked into their current hosts with the T-rays specifically designed for the task, then placed in confinement aboard their own Dreadcruisers and Murderships until it could be decided what to do with them.
Safe mode. Stopped functioning. Needs to be rebooted to make it work. Anyone for a game of word association?
Gates is rich, he can repeat the obvious and seem like a god.
However, if you repeat the obvious, only no-life geeks on an obscure website will listen.
*BLINK*HTML formatted?*/blink* I thought this was a geek site, with good ole plaintext.
"and the Oscar for best picture goes to.." *BZZZTTTTT* -Your TV is not up to date. Would you like to update now? NO! -Would you like to be reminded to update later? Yes yes.. -Your Antivirus is not turned on, would you like to switch on your ant.. NO! GOD! -You have unwatched channels in your TV, click here to have unwatched channels removed from your channel listing OH FOR CHRISSAKE! *Enter crappy looking paperclip* -Hi, i'm TVBuddy! I see you've stopped viewing your program to do maintenance, so I took the liberty of saving the place for you. To continue viewing where you left off, press CTRL+WIN+TV+7+D, to just view in realtime press TV, to go off on a wild goose chase, click HELP. Finally some good news, yes! CTRL+WIN..... -TVKRNL.DLL has experienced a Fatal error, please contact your IT support with error details found in tvcrash.dmp *Windows box flies out of the window*
Finnish government was offered a sample batch, but chose to reject the use of these devices. An anonymous offical source was quoted as saying: -We tried this on a sampling of volunteers. At first the device seemed ineffective, but after 5 minutes on full power we elicited a response from a volunteer, he said: "Fuck it's cold, let's go to a sauna".