Slashdot Mirror


User: SomeJoel

SomeJoel's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
333
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 333

  1. Re:From a time when NASA actually "worked" on Voyager Spacecraft Celebrate 30th Anniversary · · Score: 3, Funny

    But probes can't give inspirational speeches to auditoriums packed with High School students.

  2. I guess we owe a beer... on Voyager Spacecraft Celebrate 30th Anniversary · · Score: 1

    To the guy that said, "No, it wouldn't be cool to send the probes hurtling into the sun after their mission is complete." Sometimes, the party-poopers are the wisest of us all.

  3. Even the term "gifted" is a crock on Failing Our Geniuses · · Score: 1

    We can't say the classes are for smart students, they have to be for gifted students. Why is that? Because if some kids were smart, then that would imply that others were stupid (which, as it turns out, is the case). However, calling them gifted mitigates this a bit, because it implies that everyone is inherently the same. Some people are just given "gifts" by some benevolent entity, apparently. It doesn't rule out that everyone else might get these gifts sometime in the future...

  4. It'll all work out on Discouraging Students from Taking Math · · Score: 5, Funny

    After a few generations of not taking any math, administrators won't be able to figure out why not taking math increased their average scores in the first place. At that point, they'll re-institute a math program, probably cutting out history, since that's over and done with.

  5. The government experts. on FCC Rules Open Source Code Is Less Secure · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they were presented with Kerckhoff's Principle, but since it didn't involve steroids, internet taxation, or huge tracts of land they skimmed right over it.

  6. Re:LOL on MS Moves R&D To Canada Due To Immigration Problem · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Starting with you. If you're going to be correcting grammar, you ought to write in complete sentences and in the proper tense. It lends credibility to your posts. Since your post has no substance, credibility's really all you have left.
  7. Re:Row? on UK Proposal To Restrict Internet Pornography Sparks Row · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a British word for "fight". They couldn't use the word fight because it has violent undertones which could send an unbalanced mind over the edge.

  8. Hope it isn't like HOMM for PS2 on Action-Heavy Version of Civilization Heading to Consoles · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone remember the absolutely horrible Heroes of Might and Magic:Quest for the DragonBane Staff game that came out on the playstation 2? It removed all the "complicated" mechanics that made the game what it was, even going so far as to restrict the user to a single castle-type. I bought the system specifically so I could play that game, but after an hour of playing I punched my television.