From my wide acquaintence of all sorts of modern media I am of the learned opinion that the best method for taking zombies offline involves a blunt object well-suited to hitting them with. Baseball bats are very good. Some people prefer shooting the zombies but I think overreliance on bullet-based solutions to zombie infestation only weakens the defender for when the inevitable lack of bullets or space to properly aim for the head arrives. Only a fool brings his Desert Eagle.50 to a baseball bat fight.
I am willing to consider other methods than baseball bats however, remembering the old adage that when all you have is a baseball bat everything looks like a zombie head.
Arguments that machetes, samurai swords, and Common Lisp are the best tools for killing zombies will be considered with an open brain.
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okay, I didn't notice the assertions about autism or asperger's in that article. Do you have a link?
From my wide acquaintence of all sorts of modern media I am of the learned opinion that the best method for taking zombies offline involves a blunt object well-suited to hitting them with. Baseball bats are very good. Some people prefer shooting the zombies but I think overreliance on bullet-based solutions to zombie infestation only weakens the defender for when the inevitable lack of bullets or space to properly aim for the head arrives. Only a fool brings his Desert Eagle .50 to a baseball bat fight.
I am willing to consider other methods than baseball bats however, remembering the old adage that when all you have is a baseball bat everything looks like a zombie head.
Arguments that machetes, samurai swords, and Common Lisp are the best tools for killing zombies will be considered with an open brain.