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Naked PC? Who needs a naked PC when you've got MY NAKED ASS. MY NAKED ASS is designed specifically for you to lick. It features crusty hairs, realistic ass sounds, and replaceable shit-cartridges.
MY NAKED ASS costs $9.99 at your local Walgreens, and the cartridges happen to cost $300. Why are the consumables so much more than the product? We don't know, but that's a good business model....it's a shame no other company has thou--- Oh, wait.
Anyways, the cartridges come in the form of 'food'. Shove the 'food' down the top of the unit, and the shit will come out randomly, while your licking MY NAKED ASS.
Order now, and we'll try to swindle you into buying another product, called LICK MY GOD DAMNED NIPS. LICK MY GOD DAMNED NIPS is a realistic nipple-licking simulator designed to taste like a real nippie. We'll throw it in for an additional $5.99, assuming you can pay a refundable $12,000 deposit and use the equity of your home, as well as a car title
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