I thought you wrote in your Journal that you weren't going to reduce yourself to a lame copy/paste job. Oh, right, you lied, just like you lie about being homeless.
But that's OK, I forgive you. I know it's probably very hard for you to repress your obvious sexual desire for me. But, unfortunately for you, I'm not a homosexual with homeless fantasies like you are, and while I don't mind your sexual preference, I love the ladies.
So you're just going to have to pretend that it's me the next time your boyfriend bends you over the kitchen table.
When the two day old mail is digging into your stomach as your boyfriend pounds away, just imagine my voice - "dumbass". You'll probably have the hardest climax in your life.
Calumny. Why are you browbeating poor AC's with your calumnious posts and attacks? Why can't you just get along with people? Why can't you stop posting ridiculous conspiracy theories without evidence? Why can't you stop trolling yourself as an AC to bolster your claims of a "cabal of targetted internet harassment run by investment bankers meant to keep you homeless"? Why do you still claim that it's AC's stopping you from getting a job and not your attitude?
Oh, yeah - It's cause you're nothing more than a lying little troll.
Didn't you post that you were going to kill this account?
Besides, 40% - nearly half - had an increase in psychotic episode when smoking weed. Blah blah blah correlation does not imply causation and all that jazz, but dude - it's 40%.
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Or in your case, where there's smoke, there needs to be a DEA agent.
But I bet you'd like prison, with all them big sweaty mens to snuggle up with. You could smoke weed and pole in prison. It'd be like heaven on earth for you.
Would it be acceptable, in the workplace, if a group of people targetted one person, just that one, and every time that person said something, anything, the whole group would take turns with "you don't know what you're talking about", repeatedly, neverending? Would that be a valid case for workplace harassment?
Only if it could be proven that you did know what you were talking about, and weren't just some random loony trying to convince everyone that the sky is pink - or in your case, that there's a global worldwide conspiracy against you.
How about on the street? Can you imagine five people following you wherever you go and no matter what you do, from buying a stick of gum to chatting with the clerk at the drugstore, no matter what you said, there'd be someone there saying,"You don't know what you're talking about"?
Same answer as above. You could get on a soap box, stand on a street corner, and rant away. Others have the same free speech to criticize what you say.
Who pays those people?
Oh please, spare me the victim stuff and the reaching for evidence of your conspiracy theory. You're getting exactly the response you want to get with your trolling.
Get some new material. You were hilarious 3 months ago, now you're just tired and stale.
You know what might work though? Claiming that there's Mind Control Rays beamed down from the ISS by Grey Aliens. Comedy Gold, right there.
P.S. You say you want a conversation? Un-foe me. Otherwise, you're a bigger coward than your AC "harassers".
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I thought you wrote in your Journal that you weren't going to reduce yourself to a lame copy/paste job. Oh, right, you lied, just like you lie about being homeless.
But that's OK, I forgive you. I know it's probably very hard for you to repress your obvious sexual desire for me. But, unfortunately for you, I'm not a homosexual with homeless fantasies like you are, and while I don't mind your sexual preference, I love the ladies.
So you're just going to have to pretend that it's me the next time your boyfriend bends you over the kitchen table.
When the two day old mail is digging into your stomach as your boyfriend pounds away, just imagine my voice - "dumbass". You'll probably have the hardest climax in your life.
Calumny. Why are you browbeating poor AC's with your calumnious posts and attacks? Why can't you just get along with people? Why can't you stop posting ridiculous conspiracy theories without evidence? Why can't you stop trolling yourself as an AC to bolster your claims of a "cabal of targetted internet harassment run by investment bankers meant to keep you homeless"? Why do you still claim that it's AC's stopping you from getting a job and not your attitude?
Oh, yeah - It's cause you're nothing more than a lying little troll.
Didn't you post that you were going to kill this account?
At least I log in, you whiny little bitch.
Besides, 40% - nearly half - had an increase in psychotic episode when smoking weed. Blah blah blah correlation does not imply causation and all that jazz, but dude - it's 40%.
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Or in your case, where there's smoke, there needs to be a DEA agent.
But I bet you'd like prison, with all them big sweaty mens to snuggle up with. You could smoke weed and pole in prison. It'd be like heaven on earth for you.
Only if it could be proven that you did know what you were talking about, and weren't just some random loony trying to convince everyone that the sky is pink - or in your case, that there's a global worldwide conspiracy against you.
Same answer as above. You could get on a soap box, stand on a street corner, and rant away. Others have the same free speech to criticize what you say.
Oh please, spare me the victim stuff and the reaching for evidence of your conspiracy theory. You're getting exactly the response you want to get with your trolling.
Get some new material. You were hilarious 3 months ago, now you're just tired and stale.
You know what might work though? Claiming that there's Mind Control Rays beamed down from the ISS by Grey Aliens. Comedy Gold, right there.
P.S. You say you want a conversation? Un-foe me. Otherwise, you're a bigger coward than your AC "harassers".
LOVE AND KISSES,
Red