Would have been a fat white dude knocking on your door, briefly regaling you with tales of anvils, pianos and frogs falling on your head, your daughter being gang-raped while your wife was beheaded. You know, typical insurance agent talk, and then he'd tell you it would cost you from 2 bucks/mo. -> 20/mo and shove a couple of War & Peace sized pamphlets in your meaty fist.
You'd slam back some JD, have a 24 oz. rare steak, talk to the missus about it, and then you'd dump your six times as expensive insurance and the fat dude would do all the work after you'd signed on the dotted line. Internet my ass jugalo..
It would have been the perfect deal (completely without any computers/internet). Thinking of that as a starting point and caca like Facebook and Twitter, Windows, MacOS , even Linux, and well, it becomes kind of obvious that computers ain't your friend and neither is the internet. For posting bullshit like this, however, it is great!
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Would have been a fat white dude knocking on your door, briefly regaling you with tales of anvils, pianos and frogs falling on your head, your daughter being gang-raped while your wife was beheaded. You know, typical insurance agent talk, and then he'd tell you it would cost you from 2 bucks/mo. -> 20/mo and shove a couple of War & Peace sized pamphlets in your meaty fist.
You'd slam back some JD, have a 24 oz. rare steak, talk to the missus about it, and then you'd dump your six times as expensive insurance and the fat dude would do all the work after you'd signed on the dotted line. Internet my ass jugalo..
It would have been the perfect deal (completely without any computers/internet). Thinking of that as a starting point and caca like Facebook and Twitter, Windows, MacOS , even Linux, and well, it becomes kind of obvious that computers ain't your friend and neither is the internet. For posting bullshit like this, however, it is great!