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  1. Stroke, You Bastards, Stroke! on Newfound Planet Has Earth-Like Orbit · · Score: 1

    The Movie: The Reconstituted Remains of the Zeta Rangers Strike Again! (Yet Another Nightmare Production brought to you by the makers of the Vietnam Conflict!) The Time: One Billion Years From Now. The Place: Somewhere off Orion's Shoulder aboard the US Starship Battle Cruiser Dick Cheney heading toward the star with the planet that seems a lot like ours except that it's circling a giant red dwarf sun and there's no life anywhere around: Yet another phony war based on bullshit intelligence brought to you by the resuscitated, formerly deep nitrogen frozen remains of the dumbest bunch of assholes the universe has ever known; Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Bush I, Cheney and GW! The Good News: We are finally out of Iraq!