The guy got a free Zune, so f*cking what! How in the h*ll this worthless collection of utterly meaningless words made it to my./ feed is beyond me. It has to be a slow day for news or something.
Moderators, please grow a pair and delete worthless stories like this. They only serve as fodder for fanboys and to piss off people who actually care about legitimate news.
Send me an email. I'll gladly hook you up with some friends. Friends who want to help you find a new home. Friends who can tell you how to enhance your manhood and give you mind boggling stamina. Even friends who will build your downline for you and who have a check waiting for you right now! I've got tons of friends I can share with you. So many, in fact that I get about 500 emails a day. I'd be glad to share the love.
30 days later... $$chaching$$ HAHAHA What a sucker! HAHAHA $$chaching$$
Well, no screaming eagle shit! You mean to tell me that there might be a correlation between success and beer consumption? Who the hell would have ever considered that possibility? Oh, wait, perhaps thats why the majority of prominent professions require a drug AND *alcohol* test prior to employment.
What does alcohol do? It's a sedative, it slows the brain down. Consumption of alcohol in any quantity is going to have an effect, whether immediately noticeable or not.
You could easily relabel this one "[fill in the blank] Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer" and it would be accurate for a wide number of professions.
Just freakin' great! All this time I've been getting away with telling my wife I was "working late". Now she's sure to figure out that I was just up late playing tug the tube steak to tube8. Stupid shrinks have to ruin all my phallic fun.
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The guy got a free Zune, so f*cking what! How in the h*ll this worthless collection of utterly meaningless words made it to my ./ feed is beyond me. It has to be a slow day for news or something.
Moderators, please grow a pair and delete worthless stories like this. They only serve as fodder for fanboys and to piss off people who actually care about legitimate news.
Yup, aptly named company. They're Ramming it to us.
The great thing about being a man is that we have 2 heads. Unfortunately, we only have enough blood to operate one at a time.
Send me an email. I'll gladly hook you up with some friends. Friends who want to help you find a new home. Friends who can tell you how to enhance your manhood and give you mind boggling stamina. Even friends who will build your downline for you and who have a check waiting for you right now! I've got tons of friends I can share with you. So many, in fact that I get about 500 emails a day. I'd be glad to share the love. 30 days later... $$chaching$$ HAHAHA What a sucker! HAHAHA $$chaching$$
Well, no screaming eagle shit! You mean to tell me that there might be a correlation between success and beer consumption? Who the hell would have ever considered that possibility? Oh, wait, perhaps thats why the majority of prominent professions require a drug AND *alcohol* test prior to employment.
What does alcohol do? It's a sedative, it slows the brain down. Consumption of alcohol in any quantity is going to have an effect, whether immediately noticeable or not.
You could easily relabel this one "[fill in the blank] Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer" and it would be accurate for a wide number of professions.
Just freakin' great! All this time I've been getting away with telling my wife I was "working late". Now she's sure to figure out that I was just up late playing tug the tube steak to tube8. Stupid shrinks have to ruin all my phallic fun.