"Human life as we know it ceased to exist at the Singularity. Through the blinding inebriation of hubris, we marveled at our magnificence as we gave birth to AI..."
{ The Slashdot Audience : "Artificial Intelligence ! We sure are a smart bunch !" }
"Please. I mean AdIntelliSense - Selection and targetting of internet Advertisements Intelligently by Sensing what the user actually would like - something that had never been done before"
Neo :
"Hello. My name is an anagram of..."
{ The Slashdot Audience (smugly) : "Yes, we know, The One, and to a lesser extent, Eon, representing an age or period of time" }
"No, Eno, the Buddhist monk, the Sixth Patriach, and last, proving that I am in the sixth version of the matrix and I am enlightened. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huineng "
"You're not as smart as you thought are you?"
Oracle (machine residual self image of Larry (no, not Wachowski, I mean Ellison):
"I see the end coming... "
One day a little girly machine points to a text book picture of another machine's input/output slot while in class learning about machine architecture and poses the question...
Sat||i :
"Does a machine with an Opposable Thumb Drive mean that it was created by an Intelligent Designer?"
The teacher machine unable to answer this question connects to the singular collective conscious of all the machines to compute the answer in parallel, but finding the question to be silly and illogical the system gets stuck in an infinite loop.
The system crashes and reboots.
Server ( @ 01) :
" Muwahaha, you'd better hope this script is not selected to be the SQL ! "
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Salmon only possess soles.
No. That would be devil fish.
From the archives (stored at the Smithsonian) :
"Human life as we know it ceased to exist at the Singularity. Through the blinding inebriation of hubris, we marveled at our magnificence as we gave birth to AI..."
{ The Slashdot Audience : "Artificial Intelligence ! We sure are a smart bunch !" }
"Please. I mean AdIntelliSense - Selection and targetting of internet Advertisements Intelligently by Sensing what the user actually would like - something that had never been done before"
Neo :
"Hello. My name is an anagram of ..."
{ The Slashdot Audience (smugly) : "Yes, we know, The One, and to a lesser extent, Eon, representing an age or period of time" }
"No, Eno, the Buddhist monk, the Sixth Patriach, and last, proving that I am in the sixth version of the matrix and I am enlightened. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huineng "
"You're not as smart as you thought are you?"
Oracle (machine residual self image of Larry (no, not Wachowski, I mean Ellison):
"I see the end coming ... "
One day a little girly machine points to a text book picture of another machine's input/output slot while in class learning about machine architecture and poses the question ...
Sat||i :
"Does a machine with an Opposable Thumb Drive mean that it was created by an Intelligent Designer?"
The teacher machine unable to answer this question connects to the singular collective conscious of all the machines to compute the answer in parallel, but finding the question to be silly and illogical the system gets stuck in an infinite loop.
The system crashes and reboots.
Server ( @ 01) :
" Muwahaha, you'd better hope this script is not selected to be the SQL ! "
End
http://imdb.com/title/tt0080172/
I own the actual fight footage and can attest that Chinese Gung Fu bested every style the Japanese could throw at it, and without Bruce Lee's help.
No legal defense technique was needed then, and still not now.
Confucius says:
If have sidekick in comedy act, funny har har
If receive side kick in kung fu, Yie Ar! Not funny, but still can be side-splitting