'Every year ten new minerals are discovered in the Arctic Circle, and one third of all worldwide mineral discoveries are on the Kolsky Peninsula.'
Without Global Warming(tm) all these brave Russian Researchers would have found would have been snow and ice.
Simply put, without the hundreds of kazillions of tons of C02 that have been released into the atmosphere (since we all got lazy and started using machines) this miracle would have been lost to man.
So stop, take your hand off your pointing device and give that monitor a pat. Without that monitor, and the hundreds of thousands of monitors just like it, there wouldn't have been a need for that far off power plant spewing soot into the atmosphere.
This is an exciting discovery we can all take credit for.
And with 'ten new minerals are discovered in the Arctic Circle' every year this is just the beginning. Where do I invest?
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Without Global Warming(tm) all these brave Russian Researchers would have found would have been snow and ice.
Simply put, without the hundreds of kazillions of tons of C02 that have been released into the atmosphere (since we all got lazy and started using machines) this miracle would have been lost to man.
So stop, take your hand off your pointing device and give that monitor a pat. Without that monitor, and the hundreds of thousands of monitors just like it, there wouldn't have been a need for that far off power plant spewing soot into the atmosphere.
This is an exciting discovery we can all take credit for.
And with 'ten new minerals are discovered in the Arctic Circle' every year this is just the beginning. Where do I invest?