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  1. Re:PayPal. on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · · Score: 1


    If you paid taxes, you probably already donated something to her.

    I'm not a US citizen so my tax money is irrelevant.

  2. PayPal. on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · · Score: 5, Interesting


    If Brianna set up a PayPal account to take donations I'd gladly throw her and her mom a few bucks to help cover the cost of RIAA's shakedown.

    She might even make a few bucks over the top to buy blank CDRs with. :))

  3. Military Ca$h on American Science: Addicted to Pentagon Cash? · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Funny, many people ragged on Theo de Raadt when he said "I try to convince myself that our grant means a half of a cruise missile doesn't get built." Yes these scientists are being painted as super-duper people with minty-fresh breath because they seemingly have some of the same convictions.

  4. Re:Best bug ever on Anniversary of the First Computer Bug · · Score: 5, Informative
  5. It runs in the family... on Anniversary of the First Computer Bug · · Score: 5, Funny


    September 9, 1945 at 15:45: "Moth found trapped between points at Relay # 70, Panel F [..] "

    September 10, 1945 at 08:02: "Darl McBride Sr. claims he owns the moth."

    September 10, 1945 at 23:53: "We snuck into Darl's room and put his hand in a bucket of warm water."

    September 11, 1945 at 09:46: "Darl gets to work late but is proud to show us 'his' new bucket. We all hate him."

  6. I knew it.. on Co-founder Joy to leave Sun · · Score: 5, Funny


    It's a conspiracy, hear me out before you think I'm off my rocker.

    "Sun" has 3 letters, so does "SCO" and "Joy". "Bill" is also the name of some guy at Microsoft.

    SCO claims it is making no money (0), there are eight letters in "MICROS~1" (8) and SCO thinks they are the sole owner of UNIX and Linux (1). Apply those numbers to SUN:

    rot0 S == S
    rot8 U == C
    rot1 N == O

    That's not all; note how SCO and Sun both start with "S" which looks a lot like a dollar sign? What is the 3rd letter from the right in "MICROS~1"? An "S". 3 companies with "S" in their names, third letter from the right is an "S". S looks like a dollar sign.. you know the inevitable conclusion..

    The above facts speak for themselves: Bill Joy is in the pockets of SCO and Microsoft. He's leaving Sun to enjoy his millions of ill-gotten gain.

    Don't even think of getting me going on SGI in the equation.


    now where is my tin foil hat..

  7. Smooth move. on RIAA Sues 12-Year Old Girl · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Super move RIAA: attack children. This will certainly endear you to the masses. They must be millipedes to have all these feet they keep shooting themselves in.

    OK, cheap shots aside; what will this lawsuit serve? They obviously know they won't get much money, if any, from a girl living in a city's subsidized housing system. This is nothing more than a tactic designed to instill fear into file-sharers, call it an attempt at Social Engineering.

  8. Re:Taking aim at the server end. on Windows Cheaper When Studied by MSFT Analysts · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Says who?

    Says Microsoft. :) These types of sandbag-studies are directed at PHBs with a bit of technical knowledge, even if that knowledge is just having heard the word "Linux". Mindshare is a valuable commodity and by creating a slanted study such as this they take a shot at Sun and Linux in one fell swoop.

    MS knows they haven't a chance at swaying anyone with half a clue, but unfortunately most of the people that sign the cheques don't.

  9. Taking aim at the server end. on Windows Cheaper When Studied by MSFT Analysts · · Score: 5, Insightful


    (from the article:)
    The study compared applications built to run over the Internet on Microsoft's .NET platform to applications developed with J2EE, a development platform backed by Sun Microsystems Inc. favored by the Linux community.

    That speaks volumes: the study is aiming at J2EE and Sun. Granted these are the "certain circumstances" mentioned but MS is taking direct aim at its diminishing server market share with this. They know the desktop is still pretty much a lock-in for the time being.

    Here's a clue: don't trust studies. They are generally paid for by people with agendas.

  10. Dear Sirs, on World Nuclear University Launched · · Score: 5, Funny


    We would be very blessed to have our best students
    attend your Nuclear School. Our people need this
    nuclear information to produce power so that we may
    destroy western infidels^W^W our dependence on fossil
    fuels while reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

    Yours very truly,

    Osama bin Laden &
    Saddam Hussein
  11. Uhh... on Historic Linux File Archive Created · · Score: 5, Insightful


    The early distributions ran on machines as small as 386's with 2-4 MB of RAM, so these could be fun ways to resurrect ancient hardware.

    I certainly hope no one intends on putting these old versions on the net lest they become a w4r3z server or DDoS drone..

  12. Re:US Government Rules Linux a WMD on Mobile Linux Project In Ammo Canister · · Score: 3, Funny


    armylinux.com seems /.ed too, so George will have as much luck finding those WMD as he is the ones in Iraq..

  13. Lovely! on Mobile Linux Project In Ammo Canister · · Score: 4, Funny


    Just the perfect thing to use on a certain company in Utah..

  14. 10-10-$NUM on Why VoIP Makes Telecom Regulations Irrelevant · · Score: 5, Interesting


    As I understand it all those "10-10-$NUM" services you see advertised on the television all use VoIP. My 5 cent (CA$) long distance (to .CA and .US) I get on my cell is VoIP. It's just 'old skool' wanting to protect their virtual monopoly.

  15. We see it all the time. on Spider Robinson And The State Of Science Fiction · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Compared to the earlier-mid parts of the 20th century, we see science all around us. Medical breakthroughs, technological innovations, etc.

    We used to have to wait decades for great discoveries. Now they theorize and prove within short years. Fantasy brings people into a world that can't exist. Sci-Fi stories may one day be true and aren't as escapist.

  16. Home brew power on Bacteria Powered Batteries · · Score: 2, Funny


    My underwear could generate a few megawatts.

  17. Re:Chilean Enterprise on Cybersyn And Early Uniminds · · Score: 0


    Don't shoot the messenger man, take aim at the 'fish. :)

  18. Chilean Enterprise on Cybersyn And Early Uniminds · · Score: 5, Funny


    "Computadora, te, gris del earl, caliente." :)

  19. Bass is the cuplrit? on Haunted Houses Explained: Infrasound · · Score: 1


    That must be why I see ghosts while listening to the mighty Motorhead.

  20. Re:well... on Java vs .NET · · Score: 2, Funny

    If that's the case use some version of BASIC, it has 2 more letters in caps.

  21. Re:Get reel/real! on Film Distribution Comes To The Internet · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Not necessary, at least not right off the bat. Recall that iTunes is Mac only and is raking in the cash. Catering to the Windows-only crowd is a very safe bet.. as distasteful as that may be.

  22. Tommorrow's /. Headline: on Film Distribution Comes To The Internet · · Score: 5, Funny


    Film Distributed by Internet comes to Kazaa
    Posted by michael on Saturday September 06, @10:48AM
    from the it's-just-a-matter-of-time dept.

  23. Small print. on IBM's New Linux Advertising · · Score: 5, Funny


    Last 12 frames of the ad, bottom left "Linux is (C) SCO and used without permission."

    naw, I made that up.

  24. Wouldn't matter. on Electronic Voting: Your Worst Nightmares are True · · Score: 1, Funny

    Republicans are too dumb to figure out this stuff and Democrats are too honest to monkey with it. Leave the system as it is. :P

  25. Firefly.. on Joss Whedon's Firefly Coming To The Big Screen · · Score: 1


    Sorry, I tried to watch it but I just didn't like it. I could appreciate the concept but it wasn't something I could go see at a theatre. It was sort of like a bastard mix of Starhunter and an hour long Skol ad.