User: Cmndr_Bean

Not a new concept

On: Illinois Declares Pluto a Planet

New Mexico did it first. Pluto has been a planet to anyone entering the state of NM since 2007. http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewsr.html?pid=23558

Re:Anything.

On: Bar Codes Keep Surgical Objects Outside Patients

Beep
One, Sponge.
Please place your item in bagging area.
Place sponge
Error, unidentified object in bagging area
Remove
Please place your item in bagging area.
Replace sponge
Scan additional items now or press OK to end surgical procedure.

Re:Better than the original solution

On: British Village Requests Removal From GPS Maps

Please have everyone at a minimum safe distance of 20 miles by 6 o'clock this morning.

When did the UK stop using the metric system?

Re:northlake, ill???

On: Microsoft Plans $500 Million Chicago Data Center

If they manage to navigate the compact-car eating potholes of North Ave. their prize is a long wait because that Portillos is always crowded.

Gives a whole new meaning to

On: Human-Robot Love and Marriage

high maintenance relationships...