I am sick of all this FUD! It's time to set the record straight: We all know that Windows crashes with every mouse click, never installs correctly, sends your credit cards to Microsoft, burns down your house and rapes your mom.
Linux, on the other hand, is simply the greatest OS ever and has absolutely no flaws. Using it increases your IQ. It is a known fact that all Linux users enter eternal paradise upon death.
I am sick of all this FUD! It's time to set the record straight: We all know that Windows crashes with every mouse click, never installs correctly, sends your credit cards to Microsoft, burns down your house and rapes your mom.
Linux, on the other hand, is simply the greatest OS ever and has absolutely no flaws. Using it increases your IQ. It is a known fact that all Linux users enter eternal paradise upon death.
Mainstream crytography is for wusses! If you use your own proprietary crypto system, then not only will the cracker have to factor to hell, they will also have to figure out what the fsck is going on first. It's too easy to crack these days with evereyone using normal des.
Anyway, I have a new super crypto algorithm that is freely exportable, I think. Feel free to use it all you want, just give credit where it is due.
THE NINJA/LINE NOISE ALGORITHM by EL8 DOOD
Ok, here is the basic idea: Say you have a 2000 word secret message you want to send to someone. You could just substitute letters for new letters, ie a=x, b=d, etc, but that would die to a stastical analysis attack since the most common letter would be e, and so on.
Now, here is where the line noise comes in: After doing a substitution cypher, you fill a file with a billion random characters! Then you randomly insert the secret message somewhere in the middle of the randomness! There will be so many characters that those in the actual message will not be stastically significant and will thus be undetectable. There is _NO WAY_ to crack this unless you want to go through every possible substitution cypher(26 factorial possibilities) and search a billion bytes for something which resembles English.
In short, my algorithm is better than des and freely exportable too. Once word gets out on my great achievement, Reno might try to get my algorithm banned overseas, so use it while you can!
Don't miss this great opportunity to buy stock in the world's #1 seller of Linux hardware! I bet they sold 13 Linux workstations last year! Heck, this company should be worth as much as IBM!
Seriously, the stock market has gotten WAY out of hand. Look at Red Hat: These guys have annual sales of $7 million. They have never turned a profit and are not expected to any time in the near future. Their main buisness is distributing free software. Despite all this, their market cap is $9 BILLION. Fsckin insane.
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I am sick of all this FUD! It's time to set the record straight: We all know that Windows crashes with every mouse click, never installs correctly, sends your credit cards to Microsoft, burns down your house and rapes your mom.
Linux, on the other hand, is simply the greatest OS ever and has absolutely no flaws. Using it increases your IQ. It is a known fact that all Linux users enter eternal paradise upon death.
I am sick of all this FUD! It's time to set the record straight: We all know that Windows crashes with every mouse click, never installs correctly, sends your credit cards to Microsoft, burns down your house and rapes your mom.
Linux, on the other hand, is simply the greatest OS ever and has absolutely no flaws. Using it increases your IQ. It is a known fact that all Linux users enter eternal paradise upon death.
Mainstream crytography is for wusses! If you use your own proprietary crypto system, then not only will the cracker have to factor to hell, they will also have to figure out what the fsck is going on first. It's too easy to crack these days with evereyone using normal des.
Anyway, I have a new super crypto algorithm that is freely exportable, I think. Feel free to use it all you want, just give credit where it is due.
THE NINJA/LINE NOISE ALGORITHM by EL8 DOOD
Ok, here is the basic idea: Say you have a 2000 word secret message you want to send to someone. You could just substitute letters for new letters, ie a=x, b=d, etc, but that would die to a stastical analysis attack since the most common letter would be e, and so on.
Now, here is where the line noise comes in: After doing a substitution cypher, you fill a file with a billion random characters! Then you randomly insert the secret message somewhere in the middle of the randomness! There will be so many characters that those in the actual message will not be stastically significant and will thus be undetectable. There is _NO WAY_ to crack this unless you want to go through every possible substitution cypher(26 factorial possibilities) and search a billion bytes for something which resembles English.
In short, my algorithm is better than des and freely exportable too. Once word gets out on my great achievement, Reno might try to get my algorithm banned overseas, so use it while you can!
Don't miss this great opportunity to buy stock in the world's #1 seller of Linux hardware! I bet they sold 13 Linux workstations last year! Heck, this company should be worth as much as IBM!
Seriously, the stock market has gotten WAY out of hand. Look at Red Hat: These guys have annual sales of $7 million. They have never turned a profit and are not expected to any time in the near future. Their main buisness is distributing free software. Despite all this, their market cap is $9 BILLION. Fsckin insane.