Welcome to the year 2050! I get up in the morning to put on my bathrobe and take a shower in AOL Shower 4.5 and then enjoy a nice breakfast of "Captain AOL Crunch" and watch some TV. I get direct AOL Cable and can watch any network, except the ones that AOL doesn't own (yet). I get in my AOL Car 8.0. (I got the new version of my car just the other day!)Where do I work? At AOL of course, where else would I work? That's where everyone works, even the children in third word countries make data disks for AOL. On the way to work I pass Blockbuster AOL Video and DominosAOL and AOLKroger and..................... This story is a bit exaggerated but I think that AOL is the new evil in the world, Microsoft may be under the spotlight and may well be broken up, but looks like AOL is eager to take the reins as the dominate evil force in the computer world. Who knows, next thing we know we'll have "AOL Windows 2001"
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Welcome to the year 2050! I get up in the morning to put on my bathrobe and take a shower in AOL Shower 4.5 and then enjoy a nice breakfast of "Captain AOL Crunch" and watch some TV. I get direct AOL Cable and can watch any network, except the ones that AOL doesn't own (yet). I get in my AOL Car 8.0. (I got the new version of my car just the other day!)Where do I work? At AOL of course, where else would I work? That's where everyone works, even the children in third word countries make data disks for AOL. On the way to work I pass Blockbuster AOL Video and DominosAOL and AOLKroger and..................... This story is a bit exaggerated but I think that AOL is the new evil in the world, Microsoft may be under the spotlight and may well be broken up, but looks like AOL is eager to take the reins as the dominate evil force in the computer world. Who knows, next thing we know we'll have "AOL Windows 2001"