WWF TV ad circa 2037AD (just before the timeval/DoD missile crisis when us ants got our chance, boy did we EVER!)
[Camera #1 Close to PowerSuitHSapFem]
'Hello, my name is [DELETED TO PRESERVE THE TIM LINES] [TIM - see LIF, MEANING OF.]
[Camera #3 Head n' Shoulders shot]
As you know our world is in trouble and needs our help, every day endangered species are put at risk, trampled underfoot my McBeef's(TM www.UnInGenEous.Inc) on the Amazonian tundra or allowed to roam the toxic Kansas GiaCities. Help us renew our heritige. Each day people like you and me donate womb time [belly shot of fem, hand rounds around distended Channel suit] to the important task of renewing our precious gift - this Earth. You can make a donation from as little as three weeks to nine months, just plip your buy button now, there is no catch!' [PAUSE: show stock wildlife shots from previous millennium/ music: Heartstrings9082/buy (TM www.PsychImpulse.com) BuyPlipperTimeout: BuyCurve3847/ www.LiveNKickingDemoGraphics.com RESUME]
if $BUYER { 'Thank you for your kind, kind contribution, a sales' case $BUYER:DEMOGRF{DEFAULT: virtual, C: droid, AB: real} 'person will call soon'
if $BUYER:CHANHOPPER { 'Your FREE T-shirt - 'I'm carrying the future, complete with a 30 second MovieGraphic printed on the back with the animal of your choice is now being printed and will arrive shortly' Spawn{$AGREEMNT_WWF, $BUYER, swshop=ANY], LOPRI} }// chanhopper
} else { $VIEWER:ADDPARAMS(META MAILINGLIST=TRUE)
[recent news footage - toxic death and destruction, rotting/broken: environ/animal/plant]
'Please re-consider, we need your help in re-construcing our fragile home' $VIEWER:NAME '. our future is together' if $VIEWER:MALE {[closeup hormone powered smile(TM(C) www.TargetAudGraphics.com)] 'please...'} else {[cute fluffy rabbit with bandaged paw shot]} }
' Thank you for taking the time to be with us' SPAWN(ADSHIT_NYC, $VIEWER, ACTION=MAILSHOOT, INFIN)
As you can see, us ants really don't miss you at all...
If I had an iMac I would put lots of blinkenlights inside the case that would groove (a la BeBox) with internal cpu,disk,etc. activity. Don't know if it has been done but would be very in-sync for crimbo (tasteless)
On topic: Yes, the iMac could do with being a little less sweetshop and more mutant, a 15" and a 17" side by side is very Igor ("yes maaashter, riiight awaaay")
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WWF TV ad circa 2037AD (just before the timeval/DoD missile crisis when us ants got our chance, boy did we EVER!)
// chanhopper
[Camera #1 Close to PowerSuitHSapFem]
'Hello, my name is [DELETED TO PRESERVE THE TIM LINES] [TIM - see LIF, MEANING OF.]
[Camera #3 Head n' Shoulders shot]
As you know our world is in trouble and needs our help, every day endangered species are put at risk, trampled underfoot my McBeef's(TM www.UnInGenEous.Inc) on the Amazonian tundra or allowed to roam the toxic Kansas GiaCities.
Help us renew our heritige. Each day people like you and me donate womb time [belly shot of fem, hand rounds around distended Channel suit] to the important task of renewing our precious gift - this Earth. You can make a donation from as little as three weeks to nine months, just plip your buy button now, there is no catch!' [PAUSE: show stock wildlife shots from previous millennium/ music: Heartstrings9082/buy (TM www.PsychImpulse.com) BuyPlipperTimeout: BuyCurve3847/ www.LiveNKickingDemoGraphics.com RESUME]
if $BUYER {
'Thank you for your kind, kind contribution, a sales' case $BUYER:DEMOGRF{DEFAULT: virtual, C: droid, AB: real} 'person will call soon'
if $BUYER:CHANHOPPER {
'Your FREE T-shirt - 'I'm carrying the future, complete with a 30 second MovieGraphic printed on the back with the animal of your choice is now being printed and will arrive shortly'
Spawn{$AGREEMNT_WWF, $BUYER, swshop=ANY], LOPRI}
}
}
else {
$VIEWER:ADDPARAMS(META MAILINGLIST=TRUE)
[recent news footage - toxic death and destruction, rotting/broken: environ/animal/plant]
'Please re-consider, we need your help in re-construcing our fragile home' $VIEWER:NAME '. our future is together' if $VIEWER:MALE {[closeup hormone powered smile(TM(C) www.TargetAudGraphics.com)] 'please...'} else {[cute fluffy rabbit with bandaged paw shot]}
}
' Thank you for taking the time to be with us'
SPAWN(ADSHIT_NYC, $VIEWER, ACTION=MAILSHOOT, INFIN)
As you can see, us ants really don't miss you at all...
If I had an iMac I would put lots of blinkenlights inside the case that would groove (a la BeBox) with internal cpu,disk,etc. activity. Don't know if it has been done but would be very in-sync for crimbo (tasteless)
On topic: Yes, the iMac could do with being a little less sweetshop and more mutant, a 15" and a 17" side by side is very Igor ("yes maaashter, riiight awaaay")