Clever. Very clever. Up until the current administration, we were not getting an immediate return on all those brats in public school eating up our tax dollars. By pulling the plug on funding education, we free up those resources to be used as cannon fodder elsewhere. No more screaming urchins in restaurants. No more annoying ragamuffins playing in the middle of my street. No more darn kids unmasking Old Man Jenkins and solving mysteries with their dog. Just the quiet satisfaction of knowing little Timmy is in Iraq somewhere, sneaking up on an Al'Qaeda training camp armed with little else than an aluminium baseball bat.
And in case you think we're going to run out of kids... as Jay Leno says, "Crunch all you want - we'll make more!". Somewhere out there is a welfare mom, just waiting to become your own personal baby factory! Apparently, Tom Leykis thinks so!
Michael
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Whaddya mean I don't exist?!
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Clever. Very clever. Up until the current administration, we were not getting an immediate return on all those brats in public school eating up our tax dollars. By pulling the plug on funding education, we free up those resources to be used as cannon fodder elsewhere. No more screaming urchins in restaurants. No more annoying ragamuffins playing in the middle of my street. No more darn kids unmasking Old Man Jenkins and solving mysteries with their dog. Just the quiet satisfaction of knowing little Timmy is in Iraq somewhere, sneaking up on an Al'Qaeda training camp armed with little else than an aluminium baseball bat. And in case you think we're going to run out of kids... as Jay Leno says, "Crunch all you want - we'll make more!". Somewhere out there is a welfare mom, just waiting to become your own personal baby factory! Apparently, Tom Leykis thinks so! Michael --- Whaddya mean I don't exist?! http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/02/25/0159250